#pick an emoji

[alligatorhearts]

Pick a Pile - Hard Truths Readings

I don't do collective readings often, but I'm feeling the call to share a message, and since there are no orders sitting in my store, that can only mean that this is for you, babe.

Pick the emoji that calls you: 👽💦🫀🦄

Did you find the one that hit the spot? Good. The deck I used is called Respectfully the Truth by Messages by Julissa and it has been one of my favorite supplemental decks to use during readings, but I went ahead and dove right in with it for this collective and the cards did! not! disappoint!

Without further ado...

👽 You Might Be the Bad Guy, Billie Eillish I'm so sorry to be the one to tell you this, but it looks like you already heard it through the grapevine. You and someone close to you, whether that be a romantic partner or a friend, have recently had a deep conversation. You had to apologize to them for some poor behavior that hurt them, and they said they were over it, so why won't they get over it already?! Slow your horses, speed racer. Your person did in fact mean what they said, but they also need some time to get themselves back together. Their level of upset is STILL huge. In the meantime, you've been leaving someone else hanging. Maybe you thought that they weren't interested in spending time with you, but like with the person you hurt (or maybe they're the same person, different instances!) you haven't given them enough time and space to catch their breath! You have them stuck, and they don't know how to act. Slow your roll!

💦 That Man is not your Soulmate! Hit him with your Car!

You have been stuck in reverse, and for what?! Baby, you are powerful. Your energy is RADIANT and this person--maybe even these people--around you can. not. deal. They are stuck in the past and not willing to move forward because you intimidate them. They're intimidated by you! Your vibrations are vibrationing so far out of this atmosphere that they KNOW they can't keep up. It's okay to take a beat right now and take stock of who you have around you. Not everyone is going to catch up to you, and that's okay! Cut ties where it feels right, and leave distance where it doesn't. You do NOT need to minimize yourself for others.

🫀 Professional Gaslighter Magnet

That's you. And listen, babe, sometimes that's me, too. Your partner, ex-partner, or toxic bestie has been whispering sweet nothings in your ear about how much you mean to them. They aren't lying, per se--you're the goat. Or whatever the kids are saying now. What they're hiding is that their affection for you is not so simple. You're providing something to them that they can not live without--cash, housing, transportation, emotional support, street cred. Whatever it is, they aren't willing to give it up, even if it comes at a cost to you. This person is afraid that one day every terrible, sightless thing that they've done to you is going to catch up with them, and that sucks because they can't stand the idea of you doing for others what you do for them. They want you all for yourself like a little trophy they can hang on their wall. When you're ready, end the cycle of forgiveness, because your intuition about their intentions is 100% accurate.

🦄We All want to be You Right Now???

This was supposed to be about HARD truth, what are you doing here? I immediately felt a softer energy when I picked up this last stack of cards, and I can tell you I was NOT wrong. It feels like you've started something new with someone, and there are some feelings of shyness. Maybe even a bit of fear to jump in the water. There was a misunderstanding or a disagreement between you and a person you've recently started dating or become friends with, and you've been giving them the cold shoulder ever since. This person is ready to talk! They don't intend to go anywhere--no matter how long you make them wait--and in the meantime, they've been letting everyone know what their intentions are. This person is ALL about YOU! As soon as you think you can do it, go on ahead and give them the chance to speak their truth. They're about what they say.

[cissyenthusiast010155]

Can I get an anon emoji? Pretty pleaseee, mommy?

Hey hey anon…! Of course you can get an anon emoji 🥰🥰 Such a good girl, asking so nicely to mommy <3 Why don’t you pick an emoji to be, sweetness?

Talk with Me ❤️‍🔥

[wardingshout]

apple season

[suntails]

destiny

[lexiesdoodles]

🐰🐤

[adobe-outdesign]

no one in this game is cis

[starrynyx]

hey out of curiosity

[kitnita]

★ — comments from jason robertson, nils lundkvist, matt murray, jake oettinger & matt duchene (+ britt wedgewood & jason's girlfriend) on scott wedgewood's goodbye post via instagram; july 28, 2024

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

Exactly what I was noticing! After 2 months of doing this, I think that we have a very specific idea of what the eggs are like. (I'm putting emojis here because my ADHD isn't enjoying the unbroken block of white text rn.)

🐣 Chayanne: Papa's boy, older brother, and reserved.

🌸 Tallulah: Flowers, abandonment issues/attention needs, and more 'angsty teen' tendencies.

🎩 Dapper: The 'weird' kid, interest in the occult, and obscure interests.

⚙️ Ramón: Even more of a papa's boy, interest in mechanics, and shenanigans.

🐶 Leonarda: Dogs, Wolves (because of Vegetta), and generally a more 'feminine' version of Chayanne's reserved older sibling vibes.

🇧🇷 Richarlyson: The problem child, hyperactive with ADHD tendencies, and lots of shenanigans.

🍎 Pomme: Frankly I'm not sure, since the only thing she's winning is about paintball. She's the french sniper.

🍿 Pepito: Pepito is tiny, the youngest, and generally the more child-like tendencies.

🥞 Empanada: Sugar, Mama's girl, and usually older feminine tendencies (I think? she also doesn't win much)

☀️ Sunny: massive papa's girl, spoiled rich, and generally the 'feminine' version of Pepito's child-like tendencies.

🥚Chunsik: I've got no clue on this one, I never get to see him. But he's also never won a poll!

But the thing is, they're so much more than all of this!!!! We forget that they're ALL babies, not just the egg island kids. I can't really rant about the eggs themselves, but there are PLENTY of character-specific blogs that will HAPPILY go on a rant about each of these kids and give you a multidimensional view of their personality.

(Also, thank you for the compliment! I have a lot of fun running this account!)

[fallenclan]

how often/how many times have you changed kit names or names in general?

- 🪸

i think i've probably stuck with a generated name like twice

[sea-lanterns]

STOP I HAD YELAN IN MIND WHEN WRITING THE CHILL COURTESAN V. TRAINWRECK NAVIA LMAO. I didn’t wanna ruin the vibe with the wrong character though so I just did “Chill courtesan”

Who would be calm in order of nation:

Lisa, Rosaria, Beidou, Yelan, Hu Tao is rapping in the lobby of the ER, Shenhe is calm but if something happened to you or the baby just know the whole hospital will be ground 0 in .5 seconds, Ningguang, Shogun is the same as Shenhe. Will restrain, but will fuck shit up if something happens to you or the child. Dehya’s mostly calm if not jittery, subtle enough it’s mistakable for being hopped on caffeine. Candace trusts the nurses/doctors, Chevruse.

Who would not be calm: Shaking like a damn leaf; Sucrose, Noelle, Xinyan,Ganyu, Ayaka, Yoimiya, Kirara, Navia

Is sort of calm but needs isolation, will elbow you in the throat if you scare them: Eula, Mona, Rosaria, Keqing, Chevruse, CHIORI

It’s 1:11 am for me I’m tired I’d finish this but I literally am half asleep 🥲..

Can I be 🪼 anon?

Side note: I don’t write for Noelle, Xinyan or Kirara because their ages are ambiguous/I see them as minors. If you want to see the list of female characters I don’t write for, you can check the rules page and scroll all the way down to the bottom!

Anyways, this list is pretty accurate LMAO. I love how both of my favorite genshin women (Navia and Ganyu) are just absolutely shaking like leaves while the Empress is in labor. Courtesan Shenhe however, I feel would be very calm, yet very be panicky at the same time. Shes composed on the surface, but Shenhe is like…grabbing everything she could hold in her arms to the delivery room because “what if my Empress needs them? 🥺”

Also Shenhe: *brings a whole PlayStation console for the Empress*

I just feel like Courtesans Shenhe, Beidou, and Dehya would bring the most unnecessary stuff for the Empress in case she needs anything. Also, kinda hilarious how Eula or Chiori appear calm on the surface, but if you accidentally startle them during labor, they will punch someone.

I imagine that the first time the Empress screams, Eula, Chiori, Rosaria, etc. believe they are being attacked so they just punch the closest person to them (who just so happens to be a poor courtesan standing around) and it’s chaotic af

Yeah…the Empress’ deliveries are always chaotic thanks to all her courtesans’ shenanigans 😅

[mobblespsycho100]

Me: I am so full of love in my heart. peace and love on planet earth 💌💓💕💞💗💝🩷🫶🥰

Some guy who is wrong: Shuro is a bastard ableist neurotypical asshole who HATES laios (my white autism baby boy baby son not a grown man who is friends with him and communicated and stopped fighting him 🥺🥺🥺) and also cis straight alloromantic/allosexual man

Me (suddenly possessed by the spirit of Namari and her epic dwarf fellow daddy issue haver protective fighting spirit autism) : ... CALL AN AMBULANCE, 🚑🚨🩸 BUT NOT FOR ME 💥💥💥🗡️🔪👊🎒👎🦵💪🥋💣🪃🤯🔫🌋‼️⁉️❗‼️ NO MORE MR. NICE GUY LET'S GO TOSHIRO RELEASE UR INATTENTIVE TYPE ADHD + AUTISM + ANXIETY ASIAN ELDEST SON (DAUGHTER) RAGE RAHHHH 🗣️⚔️🗣️🍜🗣️⚔️🗣️🍜🗣️‼️‼️‼️

[sammygender]

my most sam winchester coded trait? the deep down feeling that i am and will always be wrong and unclean. my second most sam winchester coded trait? peanut butter lover

[arunningjoke]

some emojis i made !!!! mostly inspired by mamimikey and custom-emojis !!

first two are lip skin-picking emotes , one w/ blood and one w/o blood , and the third is a silly sticking out tongue emote !!

[wayfayrr]

The Menace returned to Moss for a Self-Aware Four. This guy has three games and two of them is where he splits so this is going to be fun. Reader was with him through his first journey and graced him with their presence as he met Elzo as a kid and saved Hyrule without the Triforce or Master Sword, was with him as he split for the first time but hated it as they had to play it with friends and they always got Green or Red somehow. But he was kinda happy as he had them all to himself (himselves?) on his next split journey. But what about him breaking through as he split? Four are stronger than one and Blue punches right through that screen and they all are over Reader, especially Red.

And if Reader ever said his games are their favourite. Yep done for. Reader isn't allowed to go three millimeters away from them and Red

Have a great morning/ day/ evening/ night.

The Menace will return one day!

FOUR SPLITTING TO BREAK OUT YES PLEASE

he knows that he's not got the strength on his own so he's already split to discuss it among himself when blue (cause lets be fr vio is probably overthinking it and why not blue?) suggests that they work together to break it "it's called the 4th wall for a reason right?" sorry couldn't help myself but then when they do get out they're tumbling out of the game like a clown car??? Love it

the potential of him also being jealous of himself of the colour that reader got to play as is so silly to me - cause it's still him but also the colours are like that so I can see it happening easily