#pick an emoji

[alligatorhearts]

Pick a Pile - Hard Truths Readings

I don't do collective readings often, but I'm feeling the call to share a message, and since there are no orders sitting in my store, that can only mean that this is for you, babe.

Pick the emoji that calls you: 👽💦🫀🦄

Did you find the one that hit the spot? Good. The deck I used is called Respectfully the Truth by Messages by Julissa and it has been one of my favorite supplemental decks to use during readings, but I went ahead and dove right in with it for this collective and the cards did! not! disappoint!

Without further ado...

👽 You Might Be the Bad Guy, Billie Eillish I'm so sorry to be the one to tell you this, but it looks like you already heard it through the grapevine. You and someone close to you, whether that be a romantic partner or a friend, have recently had a deep conversation. You had to apologize to them for some poor behavior that hurt them, and they said they were over it, so why won't they get over it already?! Slow your horses, speed racer. Your person did in fact mean what they said, but they also need some time to get themselves back together. Their level of upset is STILL huge. In the meantime, you've been leaving someone else hanging. Maybe you thought that they weren't interested in spending time with you, but like with the person you hurt (or maybe they're the same person, different instances!) you haven't given them enough time and space to catch their breath! You have them stuck, and they don't know how to act. Slow your roll!

💦 That Man is not your Soulmate! Hit him with your Car!

You have been stuck in reverse, and for what?! Baby, you are powerful. Your energy is RADIANT and this person--maybe even these people--around you can. not. deal. They are stuck in the past and not willing to move forward because you intimidate them. They're intimidated by you! Your vibrations are vibrationing so far out of this atmosphere that they KNOW they can't keep up. It's okay to take a beat right now and take stock of who you have around you. Not everyone is going to catch up to you, and that's okay! Cut ties where it feels right, and leave distance where it doesn't. You do NOT need to minimize yourself for others.

🫀 Professional Gaslighter Magnet

That's you. And listen, babe, sometimes that's me, too. Your partner, ex-partner, or toxic bestie has been whispering sweet nothings in your ear about how much you mean to them. They aren't lying, per se--you're the goat. Or whatever the kids are saying now. What they're hiding is that their affection for you is not so simple. You're providing something to them that they can not live without--cash, housing, transportation, emotional support, street cred. Whatever it is, they aren't willing to give it up, even if it comes at a cost to you. This person is afraid that one day every terrible, sightless thing that they've done to you is going to catch up with them, and that sucks because they can't stand the idea of you doing for others what you do for them. They want you all for yourself like a little trophy they can hang on their wall. When you're ready, end the cycle of forgiveness, because your intuition about their intentions is 100% accurate.

🦄We All want to be You Right Now???

This was supposed to be about HARD truth, what are you doing here? I immediately felt a softer energy when I picked up this last stack of cards, and I can tell you I was NOT wrong. It feels like you've started something new with someone, and there are some feelings of shyness. Maybe even a bit of fear to jump in the water. There was a misunderstanding or a disagreement between you and a person you've recently started dating or become friends with, and you've been giving them the cold shoulder ever since. This person is ready to talk! They don't intend to go anywhere--no matter how long you make them wait--and in the meantime, they've been letting everyone know what their intentions are. This person is ALL about YOU! As soon as you think you can do it, go on ahead and give them the chance to speak their truth. They're about what they say.

[cissyenthusiast010155]

Can I get an anon emoji? Pretty pleaseee, mommy?

Hey hey anon…! Of course you can get an anon emoji 🥰🥰 Such a good girl, asking so nicely to mommy <3 Why don’t you pick an emoji to be, sweetness?

Talk with Me ❤️‍🔥

[wardingshout]

apple season

[suntails]

destiny

[hanfocus]

❤️‍🔥🥢💥🎸

[lexiesdoodles]

🐰🐤

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

How could I forget my passion? Drawing fish fucks majorly! It's so fun to doodle them. They're full of smooth curves and long lines and teardrop shapes and spiky fins and all other things that are beautiful and fun to draw in the world :D Draw a fish, guys, it's awesome

[bitronic]

his phone doesnt have a screen

[adobe-outdesign]

no one in this game is cis

[leclercskiesahead]

🤪 you’re welcome

— Carlos Sainz Instagram story 22.11.24

[cerealmonster15]

shoutout to the like 2 people that ive seen post leoidikei it wormed its way into my brain and now im just SITTING HERE with it stewing in my mind forever

[starrynyx]

hey out of curiosity

[positivelypresent]

Which one would you choose today?

[kitnita]

★ — comments from jason robertson, nils lundkvist, matt murray, jake oettinger & matt duchene (+ britt wedgewood & jason's girlfriend) on scott wedgewood's goodbye post via instagram; july 28, 2024

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

Exactly what I was noticing! After 2 months of doing this, I think that we have a very specific idea of what the eggs are like. (I'm putting emojis here because my ADHD isn't enjoying the unbroken block of white text rn.)

🐣 Chayanne: Papa's boy, older brother, and reserved.

🌸 Tallulah: Flowers, abandonment issues/attention needs, and more 'angsty teen' tendencies.

🎩 Dapper: The 'weird' kid, interest in the occult, and obscure interests.

⚙️ Ramón: Even more of a papa's boy, interest in mechanics, and shenanigans.

🐶 Leonarda: Dogs, Wolves (because of Vegetta), and generally a more 'feminine' version of Chayanne's reserved older sibling vibes.

🇧🇷 Richarlyson: The problem child, hyperactive with ADHD tendencies, and lots of shenanigans.

🍎 Pomme: Frankly I'm not sure, since the only thing she's winning is about paintball. She's the french sniper.

🍿 Pepito: Pepito is tiny, the youngest, and generally the more child-like tendencies.

🥞 Empanada: Sugar, Mama's girl, and usually older feminine tendencies (I think? she also doesn't win much)

☀️ Sunny: massive papa's girl, spoiled rich, and generally the 'feminine' version of Pepito's child-like tendencies.

🥚Chunsik: I've got no clue on this one, I never get to see him. But he's also never won a poll!

But the thing is, they're so much more than all of this!!!! We forget that they're ALL babies, not just the egg island kids. I can't really rant about the eggs themselves, but there are PLENTY of character-specific blogs that will HAPPILY go on a rant about each of these kids and give you a multidimensional view of their personality.

(Also, thank you for the compliment! I have a lot of fun running this account!)