#phineas black

[giselsann]

that face brings back annoying memories for director black.

[trappezoider]

It's mental health drawing time!! I've been stuck on this one commission and getting frustrated with it. I had to draw something else and let it simmer over the night😭So meanwhile, here's a needy Phineas, hungry for more than fingers :>

[konstantynowitz]

Noble and Most Ancient House of Black — Headcanons

Pollux Black was thirteen when he had his eldest child Walburga.

Irma was forced to drop out of Hogwarts by her in-laws due to her pregnancy with her daughter.

Because of how young her parents were when she was born, Wally was nursed by Kreacher’s mother during infanthood and early childhood.

Melania Black was not a blood supremacist, nor did she follow the societal standards expected of women at the time.

She was independent in nature and had a mind of her own.

Melania did not wait around for men to tell her what to do and that was probably something that attracted Arcturus.

If you’ve watched the show Versailles then you’d be familiar with Princess Palatine who I’d say has the same personality.

She just gives off that kind of energy, ya know?

Melania was a very worldly woman with a bright mind, which made her intellectually dangerous.

And this discouraged Arcturus’s family from giving their blessing to let him marry her.

This also made Melania quite undesirable amongst other pure-blooded families who didn’t want to take on a bride who could potentially challenge their traditional values and expectations.

Her headstrong personality caused people to perceive Melania as difficult and untamed.

She came from a family of Hufflepuffs and bore their kind-hearted and warm disposition.

Melania refused to conform to the purist beliefs of her in-laws and remained accepting of all blood statuses.

She was against muggle hunting and muggle persecution, which obviously made it hard to be married into the Black family.

It took many years for Sirius II to accept Melania into the family and give his blessing for Arcturus to marry her.

Her own disdain towards the bigotry and racism displayed by her in-laws towards the muggle race was what set her aside from the rest of Black family.

Melania stuck out like a sore thumb compared to the rest of her husband’s relatives and that made her an easy target.

I’m sure on multiple occasions Arcturus’s parents had attempted to convince their son to divorce Melania.

But obviously for Arcturus what they were suggesting was out of the question.

Melania was never truly accepted into the Black family and would always be referred to as the “Macmillan girl” by Hesper Black.

Which upset Arcturus greatly as Melania was his wife and therefore was entitled to the Black family name.

Mel was the favorite grandmother of Sirius and Regulus between herself and Irma.

She was the only one who expressed pride towards her grandson Sirius getting sorted into Gryffindor.

When Sirius ran away, Melania still remained in contact with him and if it wasn’t for his disownment from the family then she would’ve allowed him to live with her and Arcturus.

But Arcturus wouldn’t allow it, saying that Sirius had disgraced the family and their reputation.

Besides Alphard, Mel was the one to financially support her grandson, even when he went to go live with the Potters.

She would also still call on Sirius for weekly tea dates at fancy restaurants or smth and then update Orion and Wally on how their son was doing just to rub it in their face that even though they disowned him they couldn’t keep Melania away from her grandbaby.

Like out of nowhere she would drop a comment about Sirius while crocheting a blanket like: “oh yes, your son is doing quite well, actually. He’s been made head boy, just like you Orion when you were his age.”

Oh those comparisons would strike a nerve for both Orion and Walburga.

Some days they would be upset, almost infuriated to hear of their son; their blood traitor of a son, the one who was as good as dead to them.

On other days — when Melania would tell them about how successful their eldest son had become, the one that ran away and never came back, the one they hoped would come back but never did, their pride and joy, favorite — their hearts would ache with loss and sorrow because all they wanted was for their family to be whole again.

When Melania died she left all of her assets to Sirius.

Walburga despised her mother-in-law for this, it was almost like one last “fuck you” from Melania.

Marius Black was eighteen when he was disowned from the family.

He was closest with his nephew Alphard who at the time was only seven when his uncle was forced to leave home.

Marius was a Squib, so he wasn’t a very valued member of House Black.

In spite of this, his parents kept him around even if his very presence brought them shame.

Oftentimes they wouldn’t even mention that they had a second son, or a third child.

Cygnus II and Violetta had kept their younger son away from the prying eyes of society, nor would they allow him to interact with his siblings much.

Not many people knew that Marius existed besides his relatives.

The only records of Marius that there is exists within some newspaper dating back to 1916 announcing his birth, as well as his identification and registration documents within the Ministry.

What really got Marius disowned from the family was participating in the Muggle Rights Movement and advocating for muggleborns.

He was cast out of the Black family tree and went to go live with his Uncle Phineas who willingly took him in.

Phineas had been disowned for the same reason as his nephew years prior.

Before Cygnus was engaged to Druella, his parents had originally planned to betroth him to his cousin Araminta.

Cygnus had hemophilia due to the Black family’s constant inbreeding.

He was treated as fragile as a child and he was often sheltered because of his condition.

Whenever his cousins came over to play, he couldn’t participate in certain activities such as a simple game of tag because his parents feared that he would fall and hurt himself.

His marriage with Walburga was an abusive one and once she slapped him hard enough that it started up his hemophilia.

It was so bad that he was bedridden for a whole week, half-conscious, and fighting for his life.

In bed, Walburga was top. She would never let herself be dominated by a man, especially Orion.

Their intimate moments together were fickle ones and far from passionate, nor were they very loving.

They never shared a bed together. The both of them had their own separate rooms far, far away from each other.

[abidolly]

Sapphic Blaunt (aka Phineas Black and the father of Ominis Gaunt). Because drama runs in the family—and so does fabulous hair.

[kis00kis]

[fanartandfanfiction]

Meatball on the run

@voxophile sent me this idea and it was HYSTERICAL so I wrote a little drabble about it. I made myself laugh writing this one. Enjoy!

“Do you have Meatball?” Ominis asked, coming into the dining area.

“Um, no, I thought YOU had him.” Melody replied.

“I thought YOU had him!”

“Uh oh, mom and dad have lost their child!” Sebastian teased.

“Shut it!” Melody jumped up.

“If someone finds him and they don’t know he’s harmless, they might kill him! We have to find him!”

They all turned their heads as they heard screaming coming from the staff table. 

Professor Garlick was screaming as Meatball slithered into her lap. Professor Ronen attempted to grab him with tongs and Meatball slithered down his legs. Ronen began jumping around on one foot, trying to shake him off. Meatball went flying and began slithering away and Professor Howin dove towards him. 

Professor Sharp had just entered and saw the chaos and began running. He saw Meatball and his eyes widened. “NO! NO, IT’S OK! HE’S A PET!” 

Ominis and Melody ran towards Meatball just as Professor Black was entering. Ominis heard Meatball gasp.

“HE’S THE BIGGEST SNAKE I’VE EVER SEEN!” He made a beeline for Professor Black who, upon seeing him, let out a blood curdling shriek and jumped into the arms of the closest person, which happened to be Madame Kogawa. 

“MEATBALL NO!” Melody dove towards him but Meatball was zooming towards Black and Kogawa. Kogawa threw him off of her and bolted. 

“FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND!” Meatball was enamored with the headmaster. 

Black was still screaming as Meatball reached him, and slithered up around his neck. 

“PHINEAS IT’S ALRIGHT, HE’S A PET!” Sharp screamed as Black rolled across the floor shrieking and trying to pry Meatball away from his neck. 

Meatball, upon seeing the group of people rushing towards him, attempted to hide. Unfortunately the place he chose was inside the headmaster’s jacket. 

Phineas’ screams went up an octave and Sharp ripped his jacket off. Meatball was terrified and disappeared once more.

“WHAT IS GOING ON?!” Professor Weasley screamed. 

It looked like a renaissance painting. Black was on the floor in the fetal position, with Sharp kneeling beside him holding the torn jacket. The staff table had been flipped in the chaos, Garlick and Ronen had ended up covered in food. Madame Kogawa was standing on a chair, Melody and Ominis had slipped in the spilled food and were on the floor, and Sebastian was trying to help them up. 

“SNAKE! THERE WAS A SNAKE!” Black screamed. 

“It’s alright, he’s harmless! He’s a pet!” Melody explained. 

His eyes snapped over to her. “YOU! Of course you’re involved in this! You’ve done nothing but cause trouble since you’ve gotten here! You are-“

“HE’S MINE!” Ominis shouted. “And as a direct descendant of Salazar Slytherin, I’m entitled to have a snake as my pet! YOU upset him! I should call my father, and-“

“No, no, Mr. Gaunt! My apologies! He startled me!” Black was backpedaling. 

“Now you’ve frightened him and my beloved pet is missing!” 

“My sincerest apologies Mr. Gaunt!”

Melody snorted beside him and Black glared at her. 

“I’ll have you know Meatball wanted to meet you, he could tell you were a well-to-do Slytherin, and then you with your screaming and wailing scared him away! If my pet is not returned to me, I will-“

“We’ll find him right away, Mr. Gaunt! STAFF! FIND THE SNAKE! Find…Meatball?”

“Marinara. Meatball Marinara Gaunt.” Melody added.

“Right. We’ll find Meatball and return him to you at once.” He left the dining hall and Sharp stomped over and yanked Melody and Ominis off the ground with ease.

“Are you INSANE? Why would you let him do that?!”

“He escaped!” Melody protested. “We didn’t know where he was!” 

“I did hear him say that he liked Black. He said he was the biggest snake he’d ever seen.” Ominis smiled. 

“HA!” Melody laughed.

“ENOUGH!” Sharp shouted. “You’re lucky that Mr. Gaunt has an esteemed family or you’d both be expelled!” 

“Ha, you sounded like a spoiled brat.” Melody laughed.

“How about a you’re welcome for saving your ass?!” 

“Go. Find. The snake. NOW!” Sharp barked. 

“I’ll go see if he went home.” Ominis said. 

“I’ll check this floor.” Melody replied. 

“I’ll check my underwear because I laughed so hard I may have pissed myself.” Sebastian snorted. 

“I’ll check the dungeons. Now go.” Sharp demanded. 

“Phineas, it’s alright, they said he’s harmless!” Matilda was attempting to calm Professor Black down in his office. “Everyone is looking for him, we’ll find him in no time. How about I fix you a relaxing cup of tea?”

“Thank you, Matilda.” Phineas sighed and sat down at his desk. He had an extreme fear of snakes. His heart was still racing. He rested his head in his hands and closed his eyes, breathing deeply.

Then a small tongue flicked across his hand.

Matilda dropped the teacup she was holding as Phineas let out a glass shattering scream. She sighed and cleaned it up. It was just another day at work. 

[kirain]

I got a lot of requests for more funny journal entries by Sharp, so I just made a whole bunch and threw them all together. Enjoy! 😅

[hoarding-niffler]

One of my favorite things about the Yule Ball is when the house head have to teach the students how to dance. While we have no idea who among the professors are the house heads, the idea of Sebastian being chosen to dance with the professor for the dance practice will never leave my mind.

Oh, I love this.

Considering how most who become Head of House are from the respective house themselves, I'd say that:

Mirabel Garlick is the Head of House for Hufflepuff. Needless to say, everyone is absolutely eager to dance with her and it's generally a very fun time. She's kind in her corrections when students step on her feet and quick to praise them when they get it right.

Dinah Hecat is the Head of House for Ravenclaw. People tend to underestimate her mobility and need to stop their jaws from crashing through the floor when she leads her students through a speedy and absolutely flawless waltz. She can be quite teasing during her lessons but always praises success.

Phineas Black would be the Head of House for Slytherin but he cannot be bothered to delay any of his vitally important tasks (read: naps) just to teach clumsy students to put one foot in front of another (he can't dance at all, everyone knows, but all of them play along because nobody wants to witness that disaster on the dance floor). He can't really delegate the task to Aesop Sharp; his injury prevents him from using his leg for extended periods of time and his movements are quite stiff. The dancing lessons fall to Abraham Ronen instead. It's awkward at first, but he's fun and takes the pressure off of his students immediately. His joy is contagious and soon enough people are eager to practice with him. He tends to tell anecdotes during those dance lessons.

While Matilda Weasley is the Head of House for Gryffindor, she and Eleazar Fig split the dance lessons. Both of them are quite busy and they will substitute for each other accordingly. Students generally prefer the Deputy Headmistress, just because she is more confident in her movements and knows exactly what to tell students to improve their performances. Eleazar Fig tends to be awkward about it; the only person he ever danced with was his wife Miriam and they had "their own style", which is to say, a sense of rhythm isn't really something he possesses. That being said, he tries his best and learns together with the students, which a lot of them find endearing.

[moonmaiden1996]

Dear Wife

Phineas Black x Reader A story requested by dear @snail-noodle Warning breeding kink.

Please leave a comment 

Requests Welcome!!!! The smutty the better!

You quickened your pace to fall in step with your husband. Phineas Black had always been highly strung, more so lately. He was far more prone to headaches and sleepless nights these days than in the first blissful days of your union. Phineas had given up a lot for you, been burnt from his family tree and taken up the Headmaster position at Hogwarts to allow you to marry finally and be safe away from his pureblood fanatic family.

Despite his more abrupt nature, you couldn't help but cast a worried look as his jaw clenched tightly as he pulled you down the dirt track. You noticed it at the Honeydukes when you bumped into your former schoolmate and her impressive brood of children and when you passed by the adorable baby wizard section in the tailors. Come to mention it, he had been like this when you sent him to visit Professor Weasely while her rather loud and noisy family invaded the castle during the Christmas break.

"My love, what is wrong." You panted as you struggled to keep pace in the ridiculously layered dress he had brought you.

"Nothing, my dear." He sighed, loosening his grip.

You fell into silence again as you passed the toyshop, filled with colour wood, as a bright rocking horse catching your attention.

"Ohh look, I had toys like that; I think I must have it somewhere; I think I would like to do it up like this… lots of ribbons…maybe if we have children one day, they could play with it." You cooed.

‘‘Do you mean it?’’ a quiet whimper asked from behind

"Mean what, my love?" you hummed.

"That you would like children one day."

"Oh yes", you mumbled absentmindedly, eyeing the ribbons you could use on your old rocking horse. "A whole gaggle of them, we could outdo the Weasley," you laughed as you straightened, hand poised to go in when it was snatched back.

Gasping, you stubbled as your husband pulled you towards the floo, swearing as he stared at the long line, dragging you passed it and up the footpath.

"Phineas! What on earth!...slow down…" You called as your husband slipped his arm around your waist to hurry you.  

Your questions fell on deaf ears as you were dragged along.

"Are you upset that I want children…I know we have never spoken about it, but if you don't want to we…" your spluttering was caught off by a strong, sound kiss.

"Oh, my perfect wife," He purred as he directly past the tree line, drapping you over a large smooth boulder. "you deserve far more than this, but I cannot wait. I need to be inside you." He growled, tugging at his jacket.

Wide-eyed, you stared at him as his silk jacket was thrown to the floor, waist coat strawn not far away from it, followed by his braces before his hands ripped at your bodice. Your body jerked at the force, but you said nothing as he tore away at your dress till it was left in tatters beneath you.

'Phineus.." you whimpered, cowering under his feral gaze.

"Oh, my dear wife, already glistening for me…I will fill you till you swell…' he groaned as he loosed his breeches, just enough for his straining member to escape as he climbed over you, wrapping your naked thighs around him as he plunged into you.

Arching near fully off the rough stone, you squealed at your husband's raw movements as he pounded into you.

You should be embarrassed at the lewd squelch as your wetness coated his cock, but you could barely care as a wave of pleasure washed over you, settling in the pit of your stomach as it built.

"Phineus…I…arghhh…please' you whimper as he pulled your hips up forward and rutted deeper into you, deeper than he had ever been.

"Oh, that in my darling, I can feel you fluttering around me, greedily girl, begging to make me a daddy. Don't worry, sweet wife; you will." He cooed into your ear as he moved over you.

The little grove was filled with growls and shrieks that poured out of both of you, the sound of slapping skin vibrating against the stones and trees.

"You are going to look so good carrying our child. I will have you ride me every day so that I can see your beautiful body swell." He grunted as his pace picked up, sending you hurtling to the edge.

"Oh, that's it, come for me, my love…I want that pussy ready to take my seed." He purred.

With one more drag of his cock against your walls, you came screaming, core tightening around him.

Limply you watched your husband's face contort in a wave of primal passion as your walls milked him for every ounce of his cum. You didn’t even have another strength to fight as his skilled fingers began to manipulate your clit, pulling another orgasm from you

‘’That it cum again, got to make sure you take all my seed.’’ He praised as you came with a violent whimper.

‘’It's okay, my love; let me take care of you.’’ He cooed before adding darkly. ‘’don’t worry; I'll keep you full till you start to swell.’’

[mad-badger19]

I really love the part of the game with Polyjuice Potion and Mitsugi enjoys it too.

I mean... Look at Garreth's face. However Mitsugi felt his heart ache at this moment but he needed to stay in character, as much as his acting talents could.

[trappezoider]

A glimpse into my very Blaunt weekend.

[amethystandemma]

Professor Black: Hey I always get the vibe that you like hate me or something

Literally everyone: *laugh* What, me hate you?

Everyone: You’re right

[abidolly]

Here’s the continuation of the genderbend Blaunt comic, featuring what really happens after office hours in the headmaster’s office. Starring Phineas Nigellus Black and Avaric Gaunt (my HC name for Ominis’ father). Things might get... extra-curricular.

[kis00kis]

I drew blaunt for this amazing fic written by @the-invisibility-bloke 🌚…. And Black family tapestry.

[cute-angi]

Not me, waiting for Ao3 to be ready to upload my "Hurt and why did I decide against comfort?" Phineas Black story.

Yep, hyperfixation is back again.

[fanartandfanfiction]

Hogwarts Legacy modern AU (stolen from bob’s burgers)

Black: So MC. You’re in trouble again.

MC: Drink some cranberry juice.

Black: What? No, not urine trouble, YOU are in trouble!

MC: Why? What did I do?

Black: During a duel with Leander Prewett, you produced a fake eyeball and screamed he’d knocked it out of your head.

MC: Hilarious.

Black: You filled Duncan Hobhouse’s room with puffskeins.

MC: Do you have any idea how long that took?

Black: Your worst offense was telling Fig that DILF stood for “dignified intelligent leader figure.”

MC: That one was an innocent joke!

Black: He sent an email to a high ranking member of the ministry telling them they were a wonderful DILF.

MC: Oops.