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me: i really like this girl but i know if i were to pursue her the anxiety would kick in and i'd be miserable because i wouldn't be able to calm down and just enjoy myself, so it's in my best interests and hers to just Not and maybe hopefully get to a point where i'm stable and calm enough that i feel okay while flirting
the girl: starts seeing someone
me weeping, crying, sliding down the wall: how could this HAPPEN
#i know that every person deserves someone with the balls to pursue them#i fully believe this and tell friends to leave if others don't appreciate them#nevertheless .... i like this girl so much that she rewrote my sense of what i wanted in a future partner#and that doesn't mean i'm entitled to anything pf course#but/and good god this woman is so clever and adorable and hot and funny and silly#phew baby
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"With femmes there is always business going on." (Photographed by Phyllis Christopher.)
source: The Femme's Guide to the Universe, written by Shar Rednour
#lesbian literature#lesbian#dyke#thatbutcharchivist#archived#lesbian books#lesbian photography#yeah she just gave this out for free#and phew baby do i have some other fun things to show you#publisher: alyson publications inc.#year: 2000#author: shar rednour#photographer: phyllis christopher#the femme's guide to the universe#femme#femme dyke#femme lesbian#high femme lesbian antics
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PAUL MESCAL & ANDREW SCOTT All of Us Strangers (2023) dir. Andrew Haigh — You're here. With me.
#all of us strangers#aous#aousedit#paul mescal#andrew scott#lgbtq#lgbtedit#mine*#aous spoilers#yeah im gonna be needing to take some DEEP BREATHS after this bc what.......................#i knew it'd be deep but didnt know how much. phew.#the Acting my goddddddd#his face in the last one :(((((#the resignation#also the 3rd one.. he's just a baby
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Finally, FINALLY sat down and got these done. Concepts for Zooble, Gangle, and Kinger for my The Wretched Digital Circus au
#phew baby!!! got these done#honestly im happier with em than i thought id be#my art#The Wretched Digital Circus au#Wretched!zooble#Wretched!Gangle#Wretched!kinger#horror au#tw bugs#tw horror#tadc horror au#horror#zooble#zooble tadc#gangle#gangle tadc#kinger#kinger tadc#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc art#tadc fanart#the wretched digital circus au
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Stomach buldge with kaveh. Imagine tracing the outline of your cock on his soft belly while he's bent over his table. He's whining about how you're too big, and he can barely take all of you in him. Imagine thrusting gently in and out of him making him stare as his stomach shows off your cock with each and every thrust.
Belly bulge u say huh 🔔
notes: NOT PROOFREAD, amab!gn!reader x afab kaveh, belly bulge, office sex, self-degradation(?) by kaveh, creampie, pregnancy mentions. K bye
kaveh surprising his ceo!reader partner after days of being away from home due to work. He enters your cabin with a smile across his face and a bag full of your favourite snacks. You could almost feel the tears well up in your eyes when you see your lover standing a few inches away from you, lunging at him like he was a soft, comfy bed during a thunderstorm.
Showering him with kisses and pining his body so close to yours kaveh could almost sense your bodies melting in one but oh he missed you so dearly too. And this absence of loving intimacy surged into that of insatiable lust.
“a-am sorry kaveh, am really bu- ugh”, low groans escaping your throat as his tight cunt squeezed around your cock, still fitting perfectly around you while a flushed Kaveh was trying to cover his face with his neck scarf. An attempt to muffle his moans as well.
Irritated, you snatched the piece of cloth and threw it down. “Y/N! You gifted me tha-ahn!”, he moaned when a sharp thrust hit deep inside him, making Kaveh’s legs tremble a bit. You hooked an arm around his waist, pulling his figure up from the table and leaning down, mushing your bodies close again.
“Do you really think I give a fuck about that gift when all I want right now is you?”, your eyes a fiery passion, the underbags doing no justice to the emotion you’re feeling right now. “How I want to make you cum on my cock and see you cry for me after such a long time-“, you thrust again, balls deep and he chokes out a moan, “after not being able to even have your fucking fingers caress my face?”
Kaveh’s whimpers morph into a melodious tune, a songbird you wish only you were an audience to while the entire world were to be locked away from witnessing such artistry. You look down at his soft tummy and let out a soft moan, the shape of your dick clearly peeking at you through his insides.
Oh fuck, I wanna make him pregnant.
“Honey look”, kaveh follows your eyes down to his stomach and he almost felt his orgasm rushing over. Its so erotic and whorish, his body just can’t take your huge fucking dick yet his cunt stretches itself so easy like some slut just to swallow you all up. His body is way more hungry for you than he would like to accept.
“With the way my cock peeks a hi at me everytime through your stomach, I am resisting all I can to not fuck you senseless and crazy right now”, you mutter as your pace fastens and Kaveh knows your not joking because he is very well aware of how fast you can turn him into a whore. He surely doesn’t want that fact to be visible when he exits your office after all.
The way you both are clinging on to each other and rutting together as if bunnies on heat. His wails becoming louder and your moans becoming weaker. Kisses that speak more than words and actions and an “i love you” from both of you was enough to tip the other one over.
You rest your head on his shoulder while he tries to recollect his senses and boast a bashful color of red all the while trying to lecture a giggling you.
Al-haitham stands outside your door, loosening the tie around his neck and shuffling his pants to hide his boner after he just heard his best friends fuck each other like mad men. Horrible day for al-haitham.
A glowing bright day for you two!
#.phew#sub kaveh#sub genshin#sub genshin impact#THE WAY I ATE THIS UP#LIKE MY FAV DISH#KAVEH ANDDD TUMMY BULGE???#i was actually controlling myself in this fic#tbh i was gonna leave him naked with no clothes to go home#so that he would stay with us#but am a nice person#and i love my booboo baby sm#so i left us both some dignity#poor al haitham tho#sorry not sorry
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A tired, but happy mama 😴🥰
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Me : well maybe it's not that bad?
Me : looking for radioapple art and immediately get hit with big buff Alastor and tiny shorter than in canon Lucifer, Lucifer in a dress getting fucked by Alastor, Lucifer in a dress getting fucked by big buff Alastor, Lucifer who look like 5 yo and 'suave sugar daddy' Alastor who holds him and each with thousands of likes and absolutely zero of anything else than that
Me : nope 🙃😔
Save me Vox/Al artists, save me
Man, I love Vox/Alastor art so much.
I just love the Vox/Alastor ship as a whole, be it one-sided, mutual, or anything in between, and a lot of it stems from Alastor still feeling like he's Alastor.
I mean, I think people make Alastor a little more cruel and heartless towards Vox sometimes, but overall he still feels like himself. He gets to be dangerous and manipulative and he gets to be silly and whimsical. It's perfect.
Adding a cut right here because this post got WAY longer than I anticipated ⬇️
I think with RadioApple, when it comes to Alastor, people lean too much into this:
And not enough into this:
It feels like his fun, sassy, and whimsical side gets stripped away and he's turned into a stereotypically tall, dark and menacing love interest.
Where's his flamboyancy? His razzamatazz! As Susan would say, "Where's the showmanship? Where's the pizzaz? Fucking mediocre."
If I'm reading a fic or looking at art and I can't imagine their Alastor doing one of his girly-pop wrist flicks -
- then I can't keep going. His girly-pop vibes are too important to me.
Of course, when it comes to tone in both fics and art, sometimes fun and whimsical aren't what the artist is going for. But even outside of NSFW art and stories, so often Alastor just feels...bland. He feels too stiff. Too much like a suave, old fashioned, smooth talking gentleman, and not enough like a fun, silly, and sassy little freak who loves trolling people.
And with Lucifer if feels like they lean too much into this:
And not enough of this:
I feel like any, if not all, of Lucifer's flaws are brushed aside so often and so easily.
He feels softened and watered down. Like he's either a sad & awkward UwU boi all the time, or he's the most flamboyant, seductive little minx there is. And to be fair, he is both a very sad boi and a seductive little minx.
But rarely does he ever come across as powerful to me. A lot of the time he feels too normal. Or too sad and naive. Literally, like he could be any other sinner if I didn't already know he was the kind of Hell. And that's so funny to me because we've seen him openly and extravagantly display his powers multiple times in the show--not to the extent that he did in the finale--but he was definitely flaunting all the things he could do, make, or summon for Charlie during his musical-battle with Alastor. He was 100% showing off how powerful he is.
Not only that, but, honestly, Lucifer feels too open and sincere because that man is judgmental as fuck.
Going back to the "Dad Beat Dad" episode, there are multiple examples of him being a self-righteous little shit: 1) he was incredibly critical of Charlie's hotel the moment he stepped inside, even if he tried, and failed, to cover it, 2) he didn't even try to hide his disgust for Alastor's bar, which he didn't even know was incorporated by Alastor (who he hadn't even met him yet) and could've been incorporated by Charlie or Vaggie, for all he knew, 3) he wasn't taking Charlie's hotel or her plan for redemption seriously from the start, he didn't even have his mind open to the possibility, he wasn't there to hear about her plans he was only there to see her, and 3) when the hotel was attacked by the loan sharks, instead of making them go away or preventing the hotel from being damaged - which he could have very easily done with no amount of effort - he hung back and smugly reiterated that he was right and sinners can't be redeemed and Charlie should just give up on her goals/dreams because it's just not possible so there's no point in trying.
Like, Charlie was very clearly in distress over her hotel being attacked and destroyed, but he was too busy boasting about how he'd been "proven" right to see that.
He's very easy to anger and his ego is so easily bruised. Alastor got under his skin immediately and effortlessly - though I also believe that's on part that Lucifer doesn't have a high opinions of sinners anyway - and Lucifer 100% escalated the conversation/argument he had with Alastor during their first meeting.
See the whole scene of him referring to Alastor as a "has-been" and insulting the name he'd given the hotel, especially when you take into consideration that until Alastor said that he named the hotel, Lucifer thought it was Charlie who came up with it.
And I'm not going to say that Alastor was an innocent, picked on little baby in that scene, he was 100% riling up Lucifer from the start, but also, like...Alastor's lines weren't outright antagonist like Lucifer's were. They were more subtle, slightly needling and passive aggressive, but nothing that could really be taken as a insult.
This is literally the dialogue, word for word, of their very first interaction:
Lucifer: What in the unholy Hell is that?!
Alastor: Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit if color, don't you think?
Lucifer: And you are?
Alastor: Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you, Sir, quite a pleasure. It's nice to finally put a face to the name. You are much shorter in real life.
Lucifer: Who is this? Who is this now - are you the bellhop?
Alastor: Ah-ha, no! I am the host of the hotel. You might've heard of me from my radio broadcast.
Lucifer: Hmm, nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the "has-been" hotel, hahaha!"
Alastor: Ha ha ha, it was actually my idea.
Lucifer: Ha ha, well it's not very clever.
Alastor: Ha ha, fuck you.
Like. That's their first interaction. And if you go back and actually pay attention to facial expressions and body languages, this was the first time he's seen Alastor, and Lucifer was immediately disdainful.
I went back and screenshotted Lucifer's face, right after Alastor's first line (which was a relatively innocent in and of itself and didn't even sound that antagonist), and:
That's a lot of disesteem for someone he literally just met. At most, you could argue that it was Alastor's smirk or tone that set him off ⬇️:
But even that is such a small thing to get upset over.
I'd say the only time Alastor really started getting openly hostile towards Lucifer was when he wiped his hand after shaking Lucifer's cane (which Lucifer didn't even see as he was too busy fixing his hat) and commenting on Lucifer's height (as a shortie myself, can confirm, that'll get on the nerves very fast).
My point is, Lucifer was immediately unfriendly towards Alastor and escalated the situation just as quickly, if not quicker, than Alastor did. Alastor implied that Lucifer might know of his radio broadcast, and Lucifer jumped right to calling him a "has-been." He doesn't even know him. This is their very first meeting. He was judgy and dismissive of Alastor at first sight, and, let's be honest, he kind of threw the first punch with that "has-been" line. Alastor said Lucifer was shorter than expected, but it's not like he laughed, pointed at him and called him a undercooked little chicken nugget. I'm sure a lot of demons/sinners who've never seen Lucifer would also assume he would be taller and more menacing at first glance, and I doubt this is the first time someone was surprised with his height (still not cool, Alastor. We vertically challenged folk have feelings too).
But Lucifer was prejudice from the start and antagonized Alastor just as quickly, and way more openly, than Alastor did to him. And don't get me wrong, this isn't me saying that's a bad thing on Lucifer's part! This isn't me criticizing or scorning him for it. I think it speaks so much of him as a character!
Cause we've seen the soft and tender moments he has with Charlie. We know how much he loves and cares for her. But he's also egotistical, antagonistic, and judgmental as hell, and that's what makes him such a fun character to write about. He's awkward yet showy, smug yet caring, depressed yet prideful. And by god, this man will show off his power without hesitation. He knows he's hot shit. He knows he's the strongest person in all of Hell. He knows he's the top dog and he can do whatever he wants - even if he has no love or interest in interacting within the Pride Ring (as far as we've been shown).
He's got a lot of multi-facets to him and I adore it, and that's why I get so annoyed when all of that is stripped away and he's turned into this soft little sunshine UwU boi who's just a sad, sweet lil lamb who's done no wrong.
No! He has done many wrongs! There's a reason he and Charlie were estranged and I don't think it was Lilith's fault - or, at least, I don't think it was all her fault (I have many thoughts about Lucifer and Lilith's divorce, okay)
I didn't mean for this to turn into a full-blown character analysist post LOL but alas I tend to get carried away. This was all to say, I really enjoy RadioStatic because Alastor typically gets to keep his sadistic and whimsical side, and I appreciate that. His silliness means a lot a to me, and if he comes off as too stiff or formal, it takes me out of a story.
Lucifer's flaws and sheer power also mean a lot to me, and I wish there were more fics and fan-art that showed that. If Lucifer reads too much like a normal, every-day person, I lose interest. I like the idea of people getting used to him, and getting comfortable around his presence, only to get a sudden and overwhelming reminder that he is, in fact, an ancient and immortal being with immense power that their brains wouldn't even be able to comprehend.
I have so many headcanons about Lucifer as a fallen angel and how his habits and lifestyle developed over the thousands upon thousands of years he's been in Hell. Habits he's adopted that unconsciously help him duplicate the mannerisms and behavior of sinners and demons, but also those small, indistinct tells that are quick and subtle reminder that he could destroy everyone in Pentagram City with ease if he decided to; and also, those times if you were to look closely and really pay attention, you get the faint, unsettling feeling that there is something very un-human about him. A subtle, unnerving shiver down your spine as your instincts yell at you that this person is not a person at all, he's just passing off as one.
That shit gets me. Give me ancient, eldritch Lucifer and I'll love you forever.
I am sorry Anon, I did not mean for this response to get so big 😅 You gave me a paragraph and I gave you a novel. But yeah, save me RadioStatic artists, save me 🙏 I rarely have to worry about Alastor turning into a big, buff alpha man or a soft little UwU when he's with Vox, and I appreciate that.
Edit: Adding a screenshot of my tags here because apparently I wrote down too many and it cut off the character tags.
#PHEW#this got way longer than it was supposed to be#also I found out you can only have 30 images max on a post#I had so many more gifs and screenshots to share#but I had to curate them#but yeah#Lucifer's watered down to UwU baby lamb or seductive flamboyant minx#and Alastor is just a big buff alpha male daddy love interest or he's too much of a formal prim and proper cannibal gentleman#you give him back his goddamn wrist flicks OR SO HELP ME#if I read a fic and I can't imagine Alastor doing a sassy little hand gesture then I hightail it out of there#i can't force myself to keep reading#it bothers me too much#it gets messy#and awkward#and weird#its not like your playing with their feelings#anyway#hazbin hotel#alastor#asks#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor the radio demon#vox x alastor#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#appleradio#radioapple#radiostatic#staticradio
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LBMR week: day 6 - coffee
They're professional of course but the Commissioner's a friend of the family
#lbmr;week#commissioner barton#alfendi layton#lucy baker#layton brothers mystery room#professor layton#alfendi nepo baby moments.........#teenytinyart#skdjfhs quick drawing today... i fell behind immediately phew#one of these years i'll get it all done ahead of time aksjdhfdsf#anyways i just think this dynamic is funny
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Baby Hans Landa🥰
#inglourious basterds#hans landa#Baby hans landa#Why I marked his name on the picture?In case people cannot recognize(phew#You only have Google to blame if I drew his costume wrongly(sorry#Kiss my babe#Reference is young C·Waltz's tv series character—Ede#Blah blah blah
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little attack on @yeehawpim!
mr lavigne will see you now (he's not happy about it)
#i didn't really nail him here - his face should be longer his stubble less pronounced etc#but i think i got some of the vibes :3#love me a tired middle manager#art fight 2024#art fight attack#traditional digital#and that's the end of baby's first art fight#phew
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Favourite X-FILES Episode Countdown {24/24} 1.01 | Pilot
#txf#x files#msr#the x files#txfedit#look there is simply no better episode than the pilot#its just...its such a solid episode and you can watch it in any mood#also theyre babies and adorable in it#it's where it all began and I think that's kinda why I love it#phew 24 episodes gifed#honestly kinda impressed that I managed to do it#happy birthday to me#xf gifs#my gifs#birthdaycountdown#GA gifs
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1x09 A Cop, A Mountie and a Baby | Perhaps
Tell me this isn't one of the sexiest Benton Fraser moments in the entire series and I'll show you a LIAR
#due south#benton fraser#mark ruffalo#diefenbaker#1x09 a cop a mountie and a baby#GOD HE'S SO THREATENING AND DANGEROUS HERE#PHEW#FUCK ME UP
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"Portrait of a Femme: Dr. Marjorie J. Hill" by Morgan Gwenwald
source: The Femme Mystique, edited by Lesléa Newman
#lesbian literature#lesbian#dyke#thatbutcharchivist#archived#lesbian books#lesbian photography#lesbian history#black femme lesbian#femme dyke#black femme#femme lesbian#dr. marjorie j. hill#year: 1995#author: lesléa newman#photographer: morgan gwenwald#publisher: alyson publications inc.#the femme mystique#ooga booga this woman is soooooo#SOOOOOOOOOO#is it just me or is it suddenly unbearable warm? phew baby#black lesbian
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omfg I didn’t even see the typo in the damn comic
#😩😩😩😩😩😩#it’s fine guys I meant for it to say that#I’ve only seen one person point it out so…. phew 😋#the dog speaks#summer classes r no joke btw im getting my ass kicked over here#Hope everyone’s doing well#AND TO WHOEVER SAID THIS:#poor dumb baby 🤣😂🤣😂#STOP BULLYING HIM LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Baby Nine AU: Has Tails ever been a little brat to Nine unintentionally while playing with him? Did he get his lesson, comeuppance, or punishment for it.
For example, Tails discovers that Nine can be scuffed and picks him up that way over and over while giggling due to him curling up or going limp. Sonic sees this and picks Tails up by his scruff after first giving him an ignored warning not to do it. So, Tails is curled up or limp in air jail for some time due to still having his own scruff reflex and Nine is laughing at him while playing.
Hmm, no. At least definitely Tails would never do such a thing, intentionally or unintentionally, since he's like one of the people to know how much distress unwanted physical contact would bring to the poor little guy. And I also don't thinks Nine would really be up to "playing" and openly giggling in like the innocent baby sense. Ik is said "baby" Nine but I actually meant like, a four year old baby. Like just a little guy, Classic Tails age. Little-er than he was in the show, but not as little that it would get him classified medically as a literal baby. I need him to already comprehend and have some of his trauma for later story purposes :)
But if someone were to roughhouse or obviously bring little Nine to distress with no signs of stopping – let's say... Renegade – who's not actually trying to be deliberately malicious or anything, but also doesn't necessarily understand Nine's trauma (cuz why would anyone tell him abt it) and just can't help it because the fox is literally just so so tiny and so so adorable with his little angry face.
Either way doesn't excuse him and he's definitely in for a stern talking-to from a certain other fox and a hedgehog pretty soon...
#sonic prime#i have a very complex reasoning for renegade but Im not explaning it cuz actually wait maybe#so like he obviously doesn't like Nine in the show he doesnt trust he has a nose between his eyes yea#buuuut in the baby-but-not-literally-baby au which is just and offshoot from my prime bros au which I Will GET to THAT#nine has Sort Of proven he can be relied on when he actually cares about you yk#but by the Time Machine Incident theyre not nearly as close for Ren to know anything noteworthy about the fox#besides that hes really pricky and angry all the time#so when hes figuratively a baby well hell if he wouldt tease him a bit#unfortunately that either sends Nine spiraling or biting due to teasing of any kind being just a predoscessor to much worse to come#but Ren Doesnt Know hes just holding up a little kid thats a little grumpy for all hes aware#phew ok that wa sa lot#lets pray tumblr doesnt delete my tags after it uploads :)#miles nine prower#nine the fox#baby nine shenanegans#wait how did I nane this au fick help#renegade knucks#miles tails prower#silly brainworms#the silly text box
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happy *checks notes* thminedai thursday!
#daigo dojima#yoshitaka mine#minedai#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#yakuza#y3 i guess#in a perfect world where daigo had piercings but took them out and you can still see the holes#SHADOW SHIRT MAKES ITS RETURN#i say as if it wasnt in my last doodle#sick fic but in drawing form hell yeah baby!!#being a minedai fan is tough work phew lemme tell you#dont focus too much on the shading vs the couch i sold my soul to that couch#this was supposed to be done for monday but erm#i kept not being able to draw daigo and eventually i jsut#i just put in a filler png of him and it made me laugh too much i just couldnt draw#you dont need to be able to read the whole text /I/ know what it says#now that i think about it the text is a little cringy..WHATEVER!!! i embrace cringe#finger paints
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