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lonespektr · 1 year ago

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SEPTEMBER 6TH HORROR WATCH

The Deep Ones (2021)

I think white people doing love craft could be a fatal error but here we are

Okay strangers

Okay not strangers 🙄🙄

Miscarriage

"old world"

It's annoying when they comedically play what should just be a normal sex between partners

Like do fun and flirty or do sexy

This lets comedically film normal is not now nor has never been it

It's like when marvel stomps on every joke

Miscarriage trauma and the guy is whatever's about it

Not surprisingly the woman is already cast in black with a vague whore stamp cause she had sex but failed to produce a baby so WHORE even in marriage and trying for one

Alien

And preggers

Very clear mystical pregnancy

Normal depiction of boobs is good if there's equal opportunity treatment for men...

More eggs

This an air b n b?

Hallucinations

Just making up shit, just peak men shit

6AfuckingM

Bruh you didn't wake ha?

Make sure to apologize for being a frigid bitch for not having sex post miscarriage

Out of the boat alone

Call in for doc / sleeping plotting against her

Trident lore 🔱

Oh sis is preggers too

Luddite commune

Was Lovecraft also anti tech punk ass too?

Journey

The light

Lol he doesn't know what fucking Cthulhu is 🤣🤣

Hypnosis already

Being on your knees before a woman is inherently degrading but also to make it clear we are going to have a guy there behind him and do some tentacle penetration

Full robes of course the woman is bleeding preggars in pain and simulated Cthulhu sexual assault 🙄

White guy is chosen by Cthulhu

Eggs 🙄clams🙄

Candid camera

Doc dropped by lol old school

Sis finally let's her guard down because the doc knows some acupressure after being the only one with common sense

But they always hobble a woman by preggers or other ailments

Lol doc got a home lab?

Missing woman

The not believed "crazy" she said ACAB

How u tell somebody business like that?

She said why don't you do a welfare check on her steada bothering me

Fishy 🤣

What's with the universally poor application of lipstick

Got the light

Sinister very male response to truth from women and excuses

Lol preggers fetish

Gills

Echolocation

Tentacles got our town nutter

She knows

You already brought her to us

Jasmine awaits

This lady isn't door a poor job acting necessarily but she's off.. somehow

Now another scripture

Party time

This is the fifth time they have said his name and I'm sorry I'm too dumb i don't understand the reference

AA welcome

Petri is obviously a peter derivative...rock

Kid in a creepy mask

Lots of simulation of substance use w/o much substance use

Already asked to swing!

Trying to tell the ratio

Vessels to the old ones

Again not subtle which seems anti Lovecraft

So many uncomfortable close ups

Bro where she go to get that drink russia?

9 months today 😬

Moving here

Lol she can't even think of an excuse not to stay

Lol cuban time

Fire fertility show

They actually hired somebody 🤣

I like that the woman are all middle aged regular looking my baby likes you

Oh yea that was the one kid there despite all the pregnancy

Chanting and planning to impregnate the women

There's something sinister about mens ignorance to the situation in horror films it's misogynistic although i can't place why

Webbed fingers

And these poor women talking sense

Talking sense is awful in a horror film

Oop name drop the man books on the shelf have secret letters

10 months from today 😂 i suppose we wouldn't know what day it is so

But it's old

Bits of german

Stranded guest afraid

I always feel like somebody's watching me

I like the silly little projections of scenes on the letter

These women win being the most realistic in a horror film

Lol straight to cult

Lol she said necrmbkomicon stuff 🤣🤣

Everybody crowded watching in that security room is taking me out the robes

Omg that old man chasing a car on foot!!

Got her

That's the other kid i guess

Bruh that was HELLA close to the house

Now she looking for phone and passport

Here goes the nanny cam

Poorly placed mic

Mam well past time to EXIT

phone didn't work, now it do, MAM

Odd tones

Lights

And the door

The hell kinda knife is that

Petri out

Secret room

Dagon!

Knew it

Thank you

Petri useless

She ran Anyway after waiting

Now he got it

Help who? Now we in stupid horror movie antics

You ALREADY established the cult

They flicked a switch now she dumb

Caveman

More children

At least they aren't pretending it isn't rape, that would have been worse

They utilize the intimacy anchor to convey he's lost instead of the other way around, that is they usually fail to do the task not initiate a poor mimicry of it

I guess points for the rape being guttural screams of agony not salacious

Putting the camera alongside the aggressors elecits different emotions

I believe this one was attempting to do a bystander helplessness thing

Esp considering the last scene

These are ineffective without hope at the end like the letter, something that assists the next victim

#the deep ones #lovecraft #graywatchhorror23

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thatpunkmaximoff · 1 year ago

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[Book Two of Four]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 4 out of 5

The banter, the bickering, the groveling.. I loved it all.

It’s been a while since I’ve read regular romance (lol) and so far this series has proven to be just what I needed. It’s just so lighthearted. The drama/heartbreak thankfully doesn’t last too long, and the issues that don’t involve the love interest leave you feeling so bad for the characters.

In this book, John Logan is an adorable human being and his issues at home break your heart a little for him. Fortunately for him, he’s got Grace to hold his hand.

Now enjoy my ramblings..

* Damn. Dude has been pining for six months over Hannah. I’m glad his other friend called him out and told him to move on.

* Lol aww Grace. She’s so awkward I love her already.

* Lmao. That fooling around was awkward as fuck. Poor babies 😂

* His ego was really fucking bruised lol.

* Oh god. He ate the kitty and then became awkward as fuck what is wrong with him 🤣

* Okay so I’m not liking Ramona. At all. Just because you’re jealous doesn’t give you the right to treat your friend like shit.

* Damn. Logan cut a shit deal with his brother to look over their dad. Idk how he does it.

* Happy birthday, Grace lmao.

* Ugh. I hate mean girls. Especially jealous puck bunnies. Screw Piper!

* I mean.. at least he told her before they had sex..? 🤷🏻‍♀️

* Aww. Hannah made him talk about his “crush” on her, only it’s not a crush! And he seriously messed up with Grace 😬

* Fuck Ramona. Piece of shit best friend.

* Aww. She left for Italy and left Logan pining 😏 Make. Him. Grovel.

* Dude has it bad lol. He’s gotta work for that date.

* Shiittttt. Grace is going on a date with someone who isn’t Logan 👀

* They kissed! They kissed when she’s on a date with another dude 😂

* Logan is so wholesome, I want him lol.

* He became bros with the dude crushing on Grace, and now that dude is stepping down 🤣🤣🤣

* “Please. Tell me what’ll it take for you to go out with me, and I’ll do it. I’ll do anything.” // “Anything?” // “Anything, gorgeous. Absolutely anything.” — well this is going to be interesting.

* Lmao. The red velvet chaise lounge 😂 omg.

* Aww. They went on a date. And it was good!

* Ass shenanigans lol.

* Aww. He met the mom. And scared the fuck out of Grace by pretending he was still talking to the mom and telling her all about the ass shenanigans.

* A whole weekend together 😏 We know what’s going to go down.

* Aww. He met her dad and they hit it off!

* And fuck Logan’s father. I do not like him or this deal Logan has with his brother. It’s so unfair.

* Ramona would be dumb enough to get herself in that situation with hockey players she doesn’t know. I hate that Grace is such a good person because I wouldn’t have been after all that Ramona has done.

* Oh god. He broke down in front of Grace’s dad and now I’m crying 😭

* “No. I’m not listening to this bullshit anymore. I’m going to leave you to your sulking, and maybe when you’re finished with your one man pity party, we can actually have a rational conversation. And just in case my reaction to your idiocy didn’t make it clear where I stand with us, then let me spell it out for you. I love you, you stupid jackass.”

* Awww. The grand gesture to win her back 🥹

* Thank fuck Logan’s father came to his senses.

* Awww. They made it on the Bruins team 🥰

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chernayawidow · 1 year ago

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Hell yeah let’s do this, there’s nothing better then having a bunch of Zepskies fics to catch up on so LETS GET INTO IT!! 👏

“You really were going to die this time. The thought was both a conviction and a deranged mantra as you stood hunched over the bathroom sink.” — This got me right in the feels 😓 It’s like my uterus has declared war on me when I’m on my period!

““What, are you pregnant?” he asked.” — Mans getting excited over her feeling nauseous is fucking hilarious to me 🤣 I can imagine his reaction as something akin to a golden retriever getting told it’s going for a walk!

“His hand was warm, as usual, and the weight of it was a small relief as he rubbed back and forth into your aching muscles.” — His body heat would feel soooo good, like a personal heat pack.

“You can barely move,” Ben said. “How’re you gonna work like that?” — Unfortunately women don’t have the luxury of taking time off when going through this Benjamin 🤷‍♀️ we’ve gotta suffer through and soldier on!

“With a buttload of painkillers and a heating pad under my desk…speaking of, where is that thing?” — A heating pad? I’ve never heard of that before.

“You plugged it in just to make sure it was working, but to your frowning suspicion, it didn’t turn on.” — Yeah it’s official, I’ve never heard of these 😂

“Damn it. Don’t tell me this thing’s broken!” — The good thing about my heat pack is that it just requires a microwave heheh!

““You’re not going to work,” he said. His tone was matter of fact, and your brows rose even higher.” — What I would give to have him in my life, ain’t nobody gonna argue with me staying home on my period if Soldier Boy is the one to say it 😓

“It’s fine. You’ve got the day off,” he said. “Just relax.” — Awh I love him 🥹

“Going above your manager to call Grace wasn’t the protocol for taking PTO in the slightest, but you couldn’t help but smile.” — Pookie, I doubt your manager is gonna even BEGIN to complain about Ben not following protocol!

“Please, baby. You don’t know how much it hurts right now. You really want me to go to the store like this?” — Its like you wrote her with my personality 😂!

“Oh, hey.” You paused the movie. “I’m okay. It’s just…Marley & Me.” — AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! The way I winced and teared up when I read ‘Marley & Me’, because this movie SHATTERS my heart and soul EVERY DAMN TIME!!! It’s one of my favourites and holy shit it kills me but it’s also such a comfort movie OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! Nononono how could you make me emotional like this oh god I feel like I got punched in the heart… and now I want to watch it again 😓😭 A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart, and he’ll give you his 💖 I remember when I watched it after my dog Misha got put down, and it hit me even harder because I actually understood the pain fully 🥺

““It’s this true story about a dog…just, don’t ask. It’s ridiculously sad,” you sniffed and wiped your eyes.” — I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS TRUE!! 😭😭

“Sure it’s not just your uh…situation, making you all weepy?” — Benjamin you motherfucker you did NOT just say that 😒 she needs to make him watch the movie, and if he doesn’t cry, maybe he’s not the one!

“You smiled as you realized what he was doing. You felt the warmth emanating from his body as it seeped into yours. Along with his calming touch, it slowly managed to relieve your pain.” — This sounds like heaven 🤌

I adored this little slice of heaven, especially because I like to imagine how my faves would handle me when I’m going through my intense cramps. And I love that in spite of his macho opinions about not wanting to be seen buying “feminine products”, he pushed past it and did it for her 🫶 Love your work!

Hey! I was wondering if the requests are still open? I’m so obsessed with BMD💗✨ I was wonder how Ben would react to his gf having cramps during her moon cycle✨

Tysm for sharing these awesome stories with us hun🫂💗✨Hope you’re healthy and happy💃🏻❤️

Hey there!

I'm so glad you love BMD. 🥰 I’m slowly but surely working through my inbox of requests! And because I’m currently on my “moon cycle” as I’m writing this [last week. I was suffering for four days], I just had to do this prompt. So thank you for it, lovely!

And you're so very welcome. It's my pleasure. I hope you're healthy and happy as well!! ❤️❤️

AN: This one is set in the Break Me Down-verse, but can be read as a stand-alone. Considering where we're going next in "Strong as Blood," I thought it'd be good to release this first lol.

Pairing: Soldier Boy/Ben x F. Reader

Word Count: 2,700 Tags/Warnings: Period talk, of course. Hurt/comfort, fluff, grumpy Ben.

Imagine: How Ben reacts to his girlfriend having cramps during her period.

You really were going to die this time.

The thought was both a conviction and a deranged mantra as you stood hunched over the bathroom sink. Nausea and pain warred for dominance as you pressed a clammy hand over your forehead.

Jesus Christ, end me please. I beg of you.

Meanwhile, your boyfriend was in the bedroom getting ready for work. Both you and Ben worked at Supe Affairs now, with Butcher and the rest of the team.

You were one of the top agents in the Surveillance department, while Ben was considered a “contractor,” catching rogue supes and dealing with the remnants of Vought.

He was just about to undress from his shirt and sweatpants and start getting his supe suit on, when he heard the toilet flush in the bathroom…for the third time now. He realized then just how long you’d been in there.

He went over and knocked on the closed door.

“Hey, you planning on going to work today?” he said, with a teasing note to his voice. “Or making breakfast, for that matter?”

“Not now, Ben,” you replied, barely stifling a groan.

A frown tugged at his lips. “What’s the matter?”

“Debating if I’m gonna start my day by throwing up last night’s pot roast,” you replied sourly.

Ben’s brows crunched when he heard the strain in your voice. But at the same time, he couldn’t help smiling.

“What, are you pregnant?” he asked.

He heard your dry huff from the other side of the bathroom door.

“Most definitely not,” you said. “But at this point, I’d much rather be knocked up.”

Ben didn’t like the sound of that. He twisted the doorknob and let himself in, just to see his girlfriend locked up with pain. He read the misery written across your face. You were still in your pajamas (one of his old shirts that hung almost to your knees).

“What’s the matter?” he asked gruffly. He rested a heavy hand on your back, between your shoulders. You let out a breath.

“Move that hand lower?” you requested. “My period came early this month. Hit me out of nowhere with a vengeance.”

His brows crunched a bit, but he obliged you, moving to your lower back. His hand was warm, as usual, and the weight of it was a small relief as he rubbed back and forth into your aching muscles.

You let out a deep breath and briefly closed your eyes. Finally, the nausea was starting to pass. And if you dawdled any longer, you were going to be late for work.

“Okay,” you breathed. “I need to get ready.”

You tried to straighten up, even though what felt like your entire lower body protested.

“You can barely move,” Ben said. “How’re you gonna work like that?”

“The way all women have managed to do for centuries,” you tartly pointed out. “With a buttload of painkillers and a heating pad under my desk…speaking of, where is that thing?”

You moved past him to look for said object. You knew you put it somewhere…

Ah! You found it in the top drawer of your nightstand. You plugged it in just to make sure it was working, but to your frowning suspicion, it didn’t turn on.

“Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me,” you said. You pressed the “on�� button several times, but it didn’t light up. You touched the fluffy heating pad on both sides, but it was still cold. “Damn it. Don’t tell me this thing’s broken!”

You were about ready to tear the thing apart with your bare hands, when a sudden cramp spasmed in your lower belly. You inhaled sharply and held a hand there with a wince. Your back bent forward on reflex, and you grabbed onto the nightstand to steady yourself.

“All right,” Ben said. He took the defunct heating pad out of your hand and guided you to sit down on the edge of the bed. He went over to his side to grab his cell phone where it sat on his nightstand.

When you twisted to see what he was up to, you raised a suspicious brow. “What are you doing?”

“You’re not going to work,” he said. His tone was matter of fact, and your brows rose even higher.

“What? Ben—”

He ignored you when whoever he was calling finally answered the phone.

“Yes?” came Grace Mallory’s steady, but slightly incredulous voice. Ben never called her, nor did he want to. But he didn’t have your manager’s number and didn’t feel like scrolling through your phone to find it.

“She’s not coming in today,” Ben said, without preamble.

"Ben," you tried. Again, he ignored you.

In his ear, Grace spoke your name, both a question and a clarification.

“Yeah, she’s sick. Get someone else to fill in,” he said.

Grace sighed. “…All right, but just so you know—”

Ben hung up the phone before she could finish. He then tossed it onto the bed. You shot him a wry, questioning look.

“What did she say?” you asked.

“It’s fine. You’ve got the day off,” he said. “Just relax.”

You sighed. Going above your manager to call Grace wasn’t the protocol for taking PTO in the slightest, but you couldn’t help but smile.

You beckoned him over with a hand. "Come 'ere."

A smirk tugging at his lips, Ben came back around to your side of the bed. You pulled him down by his shirt until he sat next to you, and you wrapped your arms around his neck in a hug. Maybe it was a small thing, but sometimes your boyfriend surprised you with the ways he showed that he cared.

“Thanks, baby,” you said softly. You carded your fingers through his hair, rested them at the back of his neck.

“Mhmm,” Ben nodded, rubbing your back again. “I gotta get going.”

“If you must,” you sighed. You pulled away enough to see his face, and something occurred to you. “Oh, can you get me some more feminine pads on the way home? And some Midol, and a new heating pad?”

Ben raised a brow at you. This was where he drew the line. He wasn’t about to be caught dead browsing through pads and tampons in some pharmacy aisle. God for-fucking-bid, some kid would be there with a camera phone. He’d learned about the internet, and it was worse than the tabloids used to be.

But you read the pullback in his face. You implored him with your eyes, and your gentle fingers in his hair.

“Please?” you asked. “I’d do it for you.”

Ben’s frown deepened.

“I’m not the one with the…” He gestured at you vaguely. “Monthly problem.”

You grinned a little. The way he reluctantly phrased it amused you. Despite his deplorable sense of humor, and often vulgar language, not to mention his blatant love of pussy, you supposed his fragile male disposition wouldn’t allow him to say the words.

Period.

Menstrual cycle.

Bleeding from the vagina.

“Exactly,” you countered, and you leaned up to once again snuggle your face into his neck. “Please, baby. You don’t know how much it hurts right now. You really want me to go to the store like this?”

Ben held you back with a terse sigh. You were somehow ready to go to work a minute ago, yet you couldn’t drive around the corner to the drug store?

“Fine,” he groused. His voice was nearly a growl, but you still smiled behind his back. You laid small, sweet kisses into his neck. When you leaned back, you pressed a lingering kiss to his lips.

“Thank you,” you said between kisses. Ben just shook his head when you were done bribing him with affection.

“Yeah,” he dully replied. The things I fucking do for you, said his tone.

He finally withdrew from you to continue getting dressed, leaving you to crawl back under the covers and try to find a comfortable angle to lay down. You used all the pillows on the bed, even dragging his toward you. That one you rested your head on, as it still smelled like him.

Ben watched you settle in out of the corner of his eye, like a cat curling up in her bed. A smile tugged at his lips when you sighed in relief and turned on the TV.

He didn’t see so much pain in your features anymore. You seemed in a better mood, relaxed as you held his pillow like an anchor.

So that’s how he left you. However, it wasn’t until he got to the Supe Affairs building that he saw your text pop up on his phone:

Here’s a picture of the pads I like. If you don’t see them, call me and I’ll help you. And don’t forget the heating pad! 😘

He rolled his eyes in annoyance.

By the time he got home that evening with takeout and a plastic bag (filled with the things you'd asked for), he spotted an empty cup of yogurt in the kitchen.

It meant you’d gotten out of bed at some point, at least. He set down the takeout bags on the kitchen counter and made his way up the stairs.

He found you in the same place he left you: in bed, in your pajamas. And you were crying while watching a movie.

Ben frowned. He stood in the doorway in his supe suit with the pharmacy bag.

“What’s the matter?” he asked. You looked up and finally noticed him.

“Oh, hey.” You paused the movie. “I’m okay. It’s just…Marley & Me.”

“What?”

“It’s this true story about a dog…just, don’t ask. It’s ridiculously sad,” you sniffed and wiped your eyes.

He raised a brow at you.

“Sure it’s not just your uh…situation, making you all weepy?” he asked.

You narrowed your eyes at him. “You did not just say that.”

Was he really calling you hormonal right now?

His lips pursed, but he held up the bag.

“Before you start blowing your top, I got your female shit.” He ventured into the bedroom and laid the bag in your lap.

Giving him some annoyed side-eye, you peered into the bag. You nodded in approval at the correct brand and size of the pads you wanted, and a new pack of Midol. You then had to smile, as he even got you a couple of Twix bars. Your favorite chocolate covered candy.

“Admit it, I did good,” Ben said with a smirk. Your side-eye was begrudgingly amused this time.

“Color me surprised,” you replied, but you still treated him with a genuine smile. “Thanks, baby. This is perfect…”

Though you realized something was missing. Ben’s smirk started to fade as he caught on.

“Wait.” You sorted through the bag. “Where’s the heating pad?”

Fuck, Ben thought. He forgot.

His expression slackened, making you sigh in disappointment.

“Okay, it’s fine,” you said, ripping open the box of Midol. This would have to be enough to relieve your pain (but it never was). Even now, your cramps were starting back up again.

Ben nodded in response. You were no longer looking at him though.

He let out a sigh. Didn’t he get credit for fucking trying here?

Without another word, he started unzipping his supe suit and disappeared into the bathroom for a shower.

By the time he returned, you were nearly in full fetal position. The Midol had only put a dent in your pain. The First Wives Club movie from the '90s was playing on the TV, but not even that could make you laugh, let alone relax right now.

You were truly miserable, and Ben saw it as he got dressed in a clean pair of sweatpants and a shirt.

“Hey, you hungry?” he asked. He wasn’t sure about the last time you’d eaten anything.

You paused the movie and moved your head enough to meet his eyes.

“Not really,” you admitted. “You go ahead and eat.”

Oh, he was starving. After the day he’d had, rounding up another telekinetic that tried to trash Midtown to evade capture, Ben could go for about five burgers. But there was a part of him that…didn’t feel right, leaving you like this.

Still, he needed to eat. He went downstairs and grabbed his meatball sub out of the takeout bag. He also took your sandwich along too, just in case the sight of food managed to make you hungry. He brought it all upstairs and sat next to you in bed. Though he was also kind of behind you, the way you were curled up.

You'd felt when his body dipped on his side of the bed. His presence both soothed and annoyed you. The former, because you did love your man. The latter, because he forgot the most important thing you'd reminded him not to forget.

You reached back blindly, eventually finding his hand that wasn't occupied with holding his sandwich. You placed that hand on your lower back.

"Massage, please," you grunted into your pillow. (Well, his pillow, but semantics.)

He sighed through his nose and a mouthful of meatball.

"I'm eating," he replied.

"What, you can't multitask?" you quipped.

Ben's gaze hardened with annoyance at the back of your head.

Still, he found himself reaching over and rubbing across your lower back. He applied gentle, but firm pressure with the heel of his hand. You sighed in appreciation.

“Thanks,” you murmured. Ben nodded and continued to polish off his sub while watching the movie. He usually wasn’t into chick flicks, but Bette Midler was hilarious, and Goldie Hawn was hot as fuck.

“I got you turkey and provolone,” he said. You nodded.

“Thanks. I’m still not hungry though.”

“Are you nauseous?”

“No…just in pain.”

Ben frowned…until he got an idea. He crumpled up his trash and tossed it onto the nightstand for now, along with brushing off the crumbs from his chest. He grabbed a couple of your pillows and propped them up behind him, against the headboard.

You shot him an annoyed look. “Hey!”

“You’re like a little dragon with her hoard a’ gold,” he remarked, smirking. Before you could start getting all huffy, he reached for your arm. “Come ‘ere.”

“What?”

“For once, just do what I'm telling you," he said. His lips twitched at your narrowing eyes. "I’ve got an idea."

With a loud sigh, you reluctantly (and slowly) uncurled and turned towards him. Ben laid back against the headboard, and he guided you to lay on top of him. You often complained that his skin was too hot at night for summer. Sometimes you woke up sweating.

It was a result of the power that emanated from his chest. Ben couldn’t exactly control the heat; at least, not when he was sleeping. But he was sure you were going to appreciate it more when winter came.

Not to mention, right now.

He positioned you just right, with your knee curling around his hip and your head resting against his chest. His large hand once again soothed against your lower back, underneath your shirt, and his fingers massaged into your skin.

You smiled as you realized what he was doing. You felt the warmth emanating from his body as it seeped into yours. Along with his calming touch, it slowly managed to relieve your pain.

After a few minutes, you let out a deep sigh and pressed a soft kiss to his chest, before you went back to resting on him fully. You couldn’t see it, but Ben smiled.

“Better?” he asked.

You closed your eyes with a soft smile. “Yeah. My new heating pad’s working wonders.”

Ben huffed a bit at that.

Just then, your stomach growled fiercely. Your eyes popped open.

You met your boyfriend's wry look, biting your lip. He smirked and reached down into the bag that still laid beside the bed. He retrieved your foil-wrapped sandwich and handed to you. You took it and happily began breaking through the foil.

Ben looked down at you, both fond and resigned. You clearly had no intention of getting off him. Which meant you were about to try and use him like some kind of makeshift man table.

You eventually took a bite of your sandwich, your eyes lighting up as you hummed in appreciation. You glanced up at his raised brow with a happy little smile.

“So good!” you said, still with your mouth full.

Ben restrained the urge to roll his eyes. Instead, he thumbed at a bit of crumb on the corner of your mouth.

“Just don’t get mustard on my shirt,” he said.

AN: Lol I hope you liked this! I had fun with it, even though I don't have a body heater for my cramps. 😭

(It's fine. I bought a new heating pad online. ❤️‍🔥)

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shadlad24 · 3 years ago

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Five Funny Little Moments #30: Warrior…Princess…Tramp

Thanks for the encouragement, @screwyourdefaults! I’ll try again with these no matter how much fun I’m just not having with season two thus far, from an FFLM perspective. Anyway, without further ado… No, wait! CAUTION: I am bitter today! My stalker struck again mid-post-making and put me in an even worse mood. Sorry. / Skip this post if necessary. 🥲

So, Joxer spends this episode in a different place than is oft-remembered overall. I almost forgot that he lusted after Xena first and even saw Gabrielle as a child way back when. Which makes his later pining for her even more scummy, but there you go. Also, he is not yet Joxer the Mighty but rather Joxer the Magnificent here, which I actually forgot. And now reminds me of Gurkhan. Yikes, Jox.

Meg is awesome; I’ll give this episode that. But while she is usually remembered for being illiterate, she was also innumerate (another thing I forgot). And, of course, hilariously weird. Or is it just Lucy who’s a whackadoo? ’Cuz I well remember when Meg popped out of that cake in “Soul Possession” singing and dancing to the original, uh, lullaby that Lucy apparently used to put to her son Julius* to sleep with each night. What does THAT even mean? Did she find her infant son sexy, and that’s why her song for him was her go-to while acting as a prostitute dressed in a very risqué bikini and trying to seduce a bummed-out god? And what does that say about Rob who presumably signed off on Lu’s decision? Ahem. Anyway, this scene is a reverse of that moment. Instead of singing a lullaby to a potential, ahm, client, Meg’s sings a barroom song to “her” baby. After all her effort to impersonate Diana too (not to mention, success with King Lias and Xena)! LOLz Okie.

Oh, Gabrielle. First, you insult Xena by not being able to tell her apart from an acquaintance or complete stranger, despite having lived with and idolized the warrior princess for more than a year. Then, you don’t have the sense to duck when her chakram is coming right at you! Need I remind you what happened to King Lias’s crown after Diana threw the chakram? Why take that chance if you weren’t sure who was in front of you? 😂 Even Joxer knew enough to not just stand there! (Also, I like how he and Xena mirrored each other’s expressions for a couple of shots there.) And, naturally, Xena vented her hurt/frustration by not only pulling that stunt with the chakram but also unnecessarily breaking a bunch of stuff belonging to the people she’s trying to help. LOLz, part …who knows?

Oh, really, Xena? Then why do you still feel guilty and let that emotion rule your life, eh? Yet another instance of Xena being unable to practice what she preaches. heh Ah well.

Hey, look! Each major character gets a highlight this time around! Yey. And we have another multi-point moment. Double yey. One, Princess Diana just knew Xena was going to be a dumb-butt yet again and send the guy “holding” the baby flying, and thus, the baby flying. Two, three, four, and five, her daughter uses her final close-up to prove that she is the angriest little lady in existence (adorable and amusing; and, really, who could blame her? 🤣), poor Philemon nearly wets his pants, the baby enjoys her flight, and Diana finally catches something! Yaaaaay! You go, princess! 😝 We’ll take that last part as character/skill development rather than a plot hole, since your inability to catch anything is what tipped Philemon off to Xena playing your decoy last season. Also, bye, sweet little family. 🥲 ❤

Guess what! I think I may have finally defeated the bug! YAAAY! Also-also, my last post was my 250th! Yey. …Oh yeah!

Previous Season 2 FFLMs: #25 #26 #27 #28 #29

*Yup. Xenie hates Caesar, but Lucy named her son after the man and even considered naming her second son Roman. LOLz

#xwp #xena #xena warrior princess #gabrielle #xena and gabrielle #lucy lawless #joxer #meg #caesar #fflm #comedy #funny

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milquetoast-on-acid · 3 years ago

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Jane doe #38 or the episode that Sharon finally dumps Jack Raydors dumb ass!

It only takes 25 years but hey... Better late than never! And you know my girl moves at the pace of a snail when it comes to relationships.

Hit the road jack and don't you come back. No more, no more, no more, no more!

I'm in my Jack Raydor feels right now! I love the chaos that he brings! I would have loved to have seen him go up against Brenda.

This poor girl touching all of the papas and big brother buzz. 🥺

Buzz: "Doesn't mean she's should be thrown out with the trash."

Andy: "my daughter used to wear these. Look at her shoes. it's amazing isn't it? No matter how hard they're lives. Girls try to make things prettier."

Provenza preserving this girl's dignity by having the coroner's van back up to the tent so no one can see her.

That baby's cry is fake as hell!

It's bug! I don't know why I like bug so much!

Andy: Bug are you high in something? Bug: sunshine. 😂

This episode has one of the best follow ups to their cases ever.

How long has Sharon been thinking about adopting Rusty? She is very deliberate about the way she does things. You know that this took her time to come up with a plan and hash out her options. She's probably been ready for a while but had wanted to wait until she thought that rusty was ready.

I love how Jack just strolls right in announcing himself just like the last time he came for a visit. The exception being Andy's reaction to him is completely 180 from before.

Provenza of course still has no time for Jack.

I love that tiny blink and you miss it shot of Andy rolling his eyes at Jack.

That certainly suggests to me Sharon has confided in Andy in her relationship regarding Jack.

I love how Jack chides Andy. Andy just does not have time for his bullshit anymore. Provenza clocks this, definitely contributing that to Andy's growing relationship with Sharon. Of which he's still very adverse to.

Jack always demands attention when he walks into the room. Sharon makes this wonderful power move of making him wait. I love it so much! She waited for his ass to change for 30 years.

God this scene is gold! Major crimes at its best! All of the little details in this scene! Jack interrupts the squad and expects Sharon to drop everything for him. Andy and Provenza's displeasure at seeing Jack once again. Sharon being the badass woman that she is!

The look on Andy's face when Sharon gives Andy his orders. He's just staring down Jack the entire time! He's so angry and wants so much to know what the hell Jack is doing there.

Then his not so subtle fuck you to Provenza when he tells Andy to get going. 🤣

I love that when it came down to it. Sharon's kids were more important to her than her marriage that was barely a marriage. She's at this crossroads where she's going to adopt Rusty with or without Jack.

I also love how Sharon decides to adopt Rusty after he becomes an adult. That's a huge message. He doesn't need to be adopted anymore. This is about who you are choosing to be your family. Rusty is her son. Legally or not. Except now she has no legal rights to him. If he gets hurt or goes missing she has no legal authority there.

He really thinks that once the kid turns 18 she's just going to kick him out and be done with him. You know Sharon didn't kick her older kids out.

Of course all Jack can think about is money!

It's interesting that Sharon thought Jack might actually adopt Rusty with her because he had a fleeting interest in the boy when he visited last year.

The worst thing she could have told him was that she hadn't told any of the kids, including Rusty. Because that gives him ammunition to use against her. Which he does.

He's so confident that she's not going to divorce him. Because she would have years ago.

Spoilers alert she does.

It's also interesting is this dialogue.

Sharon: "Jack, the era in which it was professionally useful for me to have a wedding ring on my finger is long gone."

Please make note the fact that Sharon isn't and has not worn her wedding ring to Jack since we've known her. So it's been a very long time since she's taken it off. Jack on the other hand is wearing his wedding ring.

Jack offering a job to rusty so he can pump him for information and also fuck with his head. 🤬

Rich chick: You think you know someone.

Girl you didn't anything about Alice! She was a homeless runaway kid!.

Sorry lady. She looks really young to me.

Wait! Isn't Thad an adult?! She can get him an attorney but she can't order them to not talk to him.

The look on Sharon's face when Rusty tells her that Jack offered him a job. If looks could kill.

I love how she quickly turns that into. Well let me not show how pissed I am at Jack so obviously manipulating Rusty to happiness he got a job offer. And also trying to figure out what plan does jack has in place for this.

Rusty: "He seemed to think you might be dating someone. Which would be news to me."

Suuuurre Mr several times a month. Who had to tell Sharon that she was really dating Andy only months after this episode.

Wooow! I'd forgotten that! He really tried to guilt Rusty into not being adopted by Sharon because that it would mean the two of them were going to divorce.

He also completely fucks up Sharon's plan to tell Rusty in her own way. This is what I love about Ricky is that he's very much like his father in this way. Like he completely ruins Sharon and Andy's announcement of their engagement. But it comes from his heart and his excitement. This on the other hand is malicious behavior.

She's so careful here. "I worry about you the way a mother worries about her children." Instead of saying you are a son to me.

I'm so glad that Sharon finally divorces him. How can you stay married to a guy that's going you deliberately fuck up your chances to adopt a kid that you have thought of as your son for years. Because he doesn't want a divorce? Like I'm trying to understand his motivations here.

I love how Provenza snoops when Sharon is writing notes and spy's her divorce papers.

The look on his face is fucking gold!

The looks he's giving Andy!

Like it's there something you need to tell me?! Your getting serious if she wants to finally divorce this guy after 25 years of separation!

Of course Provenza has to ask!

Provenza: "The two of you have been going out to dinner. A lot." I'm a good ass detective and I have eyes!

Andy: "Oh come on we're just friends." Andy changes this tune just a few months later.

No he shot bug!!!!

Julio taking shots at the car! Mike yelling out the license so he doesn't forget! Amy calling for a bus and Provenza taking charge! Mike getting her thumbprint on his watch before the paramedics take her into surgery.

I love the call back to them using the bean bag guns here to bust in on sliders car.

Sharon and Provenza playing good cop bad cop!

The burrito room is such a better name than the morgue.

That little moment when Sharon bumps Andy's shoulder!

I love the fact that Sharon reassures Rusty that he's not losing a mother by being adopted. Just gaining one that will always have his back.

Rusty Raydor sounds like a super hero.

Sharon: "The idea of family...if you want one." She wants to adopt this boy so much but doesn't want to scare him! We do this at your pace!

#major crimes #sharon raydor #andy flynn #shandy #rusty beck #provenza #jack raydor #major crimes: season 3

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I'm late to the game again 😂...I was busy with looking for Priscilla 👿🪓🤣...good for her that I couldn't find her...not yet...🤣

Y/n is still in deep sadness, it's more a depression. She's traumatized because of all the things that had happend to her and without the love of her life she's barely able to keep going. Unfortunately she developed an unhealthy behaviour , she's living in dreams, consumes alcohol to forget and to dampen the pain, she uses excuses to drink alcohol and this could get very dangerous for her health. Fortunately she has her good friends ( please Bruce, call Loki soon🥺) and she got a new job she can focus on. May it help a little bit 🥺

A bitch is a bitch is a bitch...Priscilla is a manipulator and a liar, she tries to play Loki and the villagers like puppets on a string, she's playing a cruel game. And forced sex, even when you have to force yourself to do it, is the worst thing ever. What is her intention to do that? She doesn't even like his body, she wants him to change it when having sex so...bitch use someone else or get you a sextoy...WTF ? 🤬😝

It's amazing how deep Loki and y/n are joined with each other. Their minds and souls are definitely inseparable. They're doing or thinking about the same things at the same time, she dreamt about Loki showing her his house that he had built on his own, (he thought about it before to show it to her), they listened to the same song and sang along to it at the same time 📻, the pillow cuddling 🛏...they definitely belong together, they're made for each other 💙❤️

Loki got many informations about the time when he was in NY and he learned about all the lies Priscilla had told, so... thanks to Debra. I'm sure he doesn't want to stay with Priscilla any longer but there's a child involved and Loki is the only father Alvis got to know. And Alvis has to be protected, nothing of this mess is his fault.. Loki would never make a hasty decision.

'...I fe...appeared here...' this supports my theory that Loki felt from the Bifrost or he used the Tesseract (c'mon it's Loki😉😂) and this could also be a further connection to Rogers...I know my theories are always weird and a complete fail 🤣🤣🤣

'...he just wanted to get back to his home, get back to his life, to you'...and I'm sure he will , we have to be patient 😊

Christmas is such a hard time when you're utterly alone like y/n and with all the happy couples around her it's almost unbearable 🥺💔. Poor y/n and poor Loki, he feels alone too and it hurts him even more because he knows y/n is all alone with Cat. If y/n knew about how bad Loki feels and how alone he is and unloved , she would nearly die, I guess 😭😭

The christmas card she sent him is sooo cute and he guards the envelope like a treasure...' And I love you both my darlings, I'll love you forever'... and my heart shattered into million pieces 😭💔😭💔😭💔

And that's what I'm here for 🥰😍...and I bow down to my Queen of writing ❤️🧎🏻‍♀️👑

Well you have to find her soon 😏😏 I guess we all have been there where we use an outlet to numb the pain but you just have to know when to stop. In her case her pain seems lifelong because she knows Loki has a kid and he'd never be hers.

You are right Alvis is just a baby and he deserves to be protected. He is not at fault that her mother is like that :( it's like blaming loki for having Odin as a father. That's why Loki is still there, he wants to protect that child.

Well she might not like the body and the skin which is absolutely awful of her (but seriously one of my accuaintance without hesitation told me that she wouldn't fuck Jotun Loki after she watched Thor 1 because she found him scary, the marks were ugly, eyes horrified her. And I was like you dumb fuck.. Safe to say she inspired this bit). That being said Priscilla knows that dick is ten out of ten and she wants it🥶😂

We will see if he fell from bifrost or something else happened to him 👀

No you're the queen 👑

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f4nd0m-fun · 5 months ago

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I love all these ideas 🤩

Oh my gods, yeah. I mean, Brucie is already a himbo, add on the whole creature of the deep and even though he's well loved in Gotham, pretty much everyone outside can't stand him, especially business partners.

Y'know, this made me think of Oliver, and I love childhood friends Ollie and Bruce, but I also love them being sorta rivals too. So I bet Ollie never finds out on his own, at least not immediately, but his dumb ass keeps showing up in Gotham to bother Bruce. Maybe he finds out about Bruce being a Sea Horror but, well, it's not like he knows Bruce is Batman. Friends outside of masks, rivals wearing them. Or something.

Oh Tim... yeah he definitely freaks out young justice. He may be the most adjusted, but he's still a cryptid so... yeah, there's gonna be some moments. And poor Kaldur, meanwhile Tim is sleepily trying to find his lunch. 😂

Yesss I love those Gala ideas. And what you said about the rogues is 100% true.

Yeah, just a baby nibble, he'll be fine. 🤣

Oh my gods the clothes. No one knows what to expect when they show up in Gotham the first time but they're pretty sure it's not supposed to be that colorful. Also, Alfred is one of the oldest, he's just definitely wearing at minimum 15% Victorian, no idea about the rest though.

Oh I love that, Fae Gotham is a very funny idea. But yeah, I bet paintings are the best methods for proper images of their other forms, although now I wonder if there's such things as waterproof paint or not.

Also, back to the old idea about Gothamites looking a bit dried out outside of Gotham, I can just imagine Tim or really anyone just dumping a water bottle on themselves, it's not like it's going to transform them since it's not Gotham water and they don't like feeling a lil dry even if it won't hurt them outright. So they're the teammates who are almost always just pouring water over them and their suits, which is probably weird to everyone else. Wonder if anyone accidentally used Gotham water somehow (maybe their emergency-transformation bottle 😅) and had to make a dash for safety pretty much.

Awww that's adorable.

Ohhh poor little Dick. At least, aside from Damien and Cass, most of the other kids are already from Gotham.

New HC, a lot of his scars are from his kids 🤣

Yesss I love that. Jason is grieving as well in a way. And yeah, Bruce may have put 'A Good Soldier' on the memorial thing, but that fucker is shit with words and he was grieving, his true emotions are gonna be through the gifts and shit, especially that mother pearl he was buried with.

And yeah, Ras is that maybe-crazy father-in-law who really just wants what's best for the family.

I'm not sure who those kids are but more kids is fun. Like you said, if he's got to take them, just imagine the chaos. Especially if any of them have started developing or were born like that.

He somehow finds out about Waller's plans and now he's got a baby Terry and Matt (Waller thought they could be handled, she didn't know Gotham was cursed, she is slightly more scared of Gotham than she was before).

Whoever it is will probably freak out then run off mumbling about how they should have bet on the vampire bet. Not that they aren't, y'know, freaking out, but they need a few seconds or minutes before they try and confront the big bat.

Poor Arthur dealing with all this. He can't understand the sea language everyone is occasionally slipping into, not to mention their uncannyness freaking him out, so he's definitely against the aquarium walls.

Oh definitely. Ras is gonna make sure his son-in-law has a good group.

@puppetmaster13u

It was getting too long so...

Okay this was VERY long but I love it all. So much food, and very much alive when possible. And yeah they're very much venomous.

... oh gods you're making me hungry for food that isn't even safe even if it existed 😂

Also, I feel like Ivy's plants would, ah, sometimes move if they don't like where they're currently planted. If your neighbor is taking better care of your flowers then you might wake up and see them over there, you just learn to deal. 😅

Ooooo I love that. And I feel like, to Aquaman, it would be like speaking in Pig Latin + Esperanto mixed with the heaviest Scottish accent ever. He can tell it's words, but he can't really understand it.

Also, Bruce singing lullabies to the kids, just imagine. Jason or Dick or anyone shows up having a panic attack and Bruce starts calming them down. First in English, then aquatic, and slowly morphing into a lullaby.

Oh definitely, those other heroes will be struggling. Almost feel bad for them.

The medical professionals must be paid well, and Gotham University probably ends up with a very heavy metal degree that most people might assume is for vets not human doctors. 😂

Oh my gods Helena yes. Poor Supes, and I love the JL freaking out. Also, her bottle HAS to be a little pink, because of the blood that's probably in it. Also, I imagine they're born with weak venom, and drinking their parents' blood lets them process and produce stronger toxins.

I bet Dick and the other kids probably have the same weird food habits and their teammates aren't really sure what they're supposed to do. Sometimes Tim will fall asleep in the middle of lunch and whoever is in the same room will get to see his lunch run away. Probably a bit unnerving. 🤣

I like the idea they might do them for 'major holidays'. Not on the holiday, because Calendar Man (on the holidays is Gotham only, they fully expect him to show up, he's practically invited without saying anything outright), and that's the Outsider Galas. Not just one a year, but not like 20 of em either.

And yeah, aside from runaway food, Tim is pretty good with outsiders. He probably wouldn't eat 'normal' (normal for Gotham anyway) around his team if he didn't trust em or something either. This is probably another reason Bruce made him CEO. 😅

Yesss uncanny valley please. Everyone is freaking out internally, and yet at the same time they can tell they're safe... for now. Servers doing their job, and Gothamites not revealing anything, unless someone does something wrong.

Yesss the rogues. Honestly I just want an AU where the rogues are basically family.

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"Oh yeah that's aunts Harley and Ivy, they can be fun but don't drink the wine."

Then (controversial I know but also heavily depends on the AU)

"That's Uncle J, we're on tense terms with him but he's got the best drinks if you don't mind letting a bit."

Maybe

"There's not-dad Harv-"

"he's Uncle T right now-"

"-that's Uncle T, don't gamble with him or ask about his coin collection unless you want to stay a while."

"Don't mind Uncle Cobbles, he's a little competitive with B about their family histories, but other than that and birds he's pretty calm."

Even

"Yeah don't mind Uncle John, he's probably more nervous than you are, doing spook him and you'll be fine."

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Yesss so many photos.

Also, there's two wedding photos. One he shows to outsiders, the other is up at the major as a painting and is the same wedding photo but underwater.

... Ras don't bother your son-in-law's friends please, they have enough on their plate. Seriously, stop. 😂😅

Bruce probably confuses everyone even more by knowing the assassins.

Oooo yes. Sharks, aquariums, oh my. I love all the animals you mentioned too.

... so I randomly looked up 'Victorian modern punk' because why not and...

This was the top result.

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gunsatthaphan · 4 years ago

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Doreen....Doreen....Doreen....

You gotta be kidding me. My Ghaad!!!! Ep.2 of "TonhonChonlatee" was fucking funny. I was ROFL. But more than anything else....thank my heavens and good lord, I get to see my favourite couple Mike & TopTap romance so openly....and, I cannot tell you how much I'm choked with emotions....😭😭😭😭😭 Yaa!!! They are my favourite couple....and the way they are so brazenly flirting with each other, compensates for the tears I shed watching them in "2gether" The Series of "Still 2gether" The Series for that matter....

And, Khaotung is seriously damn funny, but funnier was the rich guy trying to hit on Chonlatee....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was like....Wtf....😂😂😂😂

And My Gosh!!! Podd's laugh is so sexy....but why is that fucking dumb man trying to force others to get laid....Stupid, Idiot Ton....😡😡😡😡 I was like poor Baby Chon is craving for you, and you're busy doing shit...🙄🙄🙄🙄

I swear if P'Ton makes baby Chon cry, I'll punch him on that handsome face.🥴🥴🥴

Arjuna ⚘

ARJUNA!!!!!!

I know LMAO. Aside from the last part which we don’t speak of, the episode was iconic lol. Mike and TopTap are the best addition to the show honestly. Them going 🙄🙄🙄🙄whenever Ton is back on his himbo bs is what I live for sdkfjs 😂😂They’re the crack-couple I need in my life lol.

I just talked about this in my last ask but Na is..... an iconic villain so far lmaoooo. He had me rolling. Like props to Khao for not dying laughing during that flirting scene LMAO.

Ton is truly the stupidest character that’s ever been on my screen lol and I just hope they’re setting him up to be this dumb in order to get a more drastic effect when he does change eventually. Because that last part was the absolute worst. And considering how much of a fuckboy he is, Chon will def be in for a lot of pain. However it won’t be easy for Ton either bc even though it’s all silly and fun etc., it reminds me of how Type was set up at the beginning of TT and these kind of characters have a looooong way to go for sure. So..... my fingers are crossed!!! 🤞🏻

xxx

#arjunashankar #ask #doreen answers #man i hope they get ton's CD right #otherwise imma cry #this has a ton of potential #dont do him dirty i dare you @ aisplay #bye

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akane171 · 2 years ago

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Nooooo😰😰🙈 I didn't and wouldn't 😰🙈 Honestly, kinda thought I might have finally annoyed you enough or you're just busy🤷🏻‍♀️🙈 Sorry🙈 I really didn't think the Tumblr Secretary would start erasing messages to you, too🙈🙈

Haha, yes, very smart of you😊🙈

Only one sushi restaurant?😯 Huh, amazing... Tho admittedly, I haven't eaten it either (yet?)😅😂

😂😂😂 Understandably😂😂

...Possessed? I just wanted to become FRIENDS with demons...😶🙈 But ohh, the more I think about it, the cooler getting possessed and being able to just take a backseat from life is starting to sound 😉😉😂😂

😂😂 "dumb fucks" 😂😂😂

...I doubt it, but okay... Tho I can't shut my cake if I don't have any cake?🤔😉😂😂😂

😂😂 Ohh, this reminds me of a clip from a concert where Brendon Urie "introduced" a song by explaining how his Mom likes it when he curses and proceeds to swear "like fuck and shit and ass and bitch and dick and balls and goddammit" perfectly in rhythm😂😂😂

Awww, they go to a restaurant?😍😍☺ Okay, Yeah, I'm definitely reading those when I have some real time to read again😍🙈😂

Well, I guess he really WAS A replacement for Winn and Mon... And they did kinda jam Winn's brilliance with Mon's space-puppy alien-ness into one in Brainy's character from the little bit I've seen of Post S3😅🙈 And yup, last scene sucked...🙄

Maybe they really just didn't like Kara as a character...😖😫

Haha, yess, and just imagine all the other lines they could use!😍 Oh, btw, I remembered the original bad chemistry pick-up line I came up with, it went like this: "Are you a catalyst? Cause you certainly always get me started" 😂😂🤣🤣 Oh, or imagine this: "Are you an exothermic reaction? Cause you are hot"🤣🤣🤣 Oh, oh, or back to an English Literature pick-up line: "Are you my zero focalizer? Cause I feel like you know me inside out, more so than even I myself do"😅🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ And ohhh, their students shipping and trying to set them up would be GOLDEN!😍😍😍😍

yup, they could definitely learn a Lot from each other🤔 And HAHAHAHA, sounds accurate, esp. since Max is probably absolutely doing it on purpose cause he doesn't like Kara and no way in hell does he want his baby brother fraternizing with her😉😉🤣🤣 But hey, Karamel can hope Sam ships them and keeps Max away so they can spend time together🤔🤔 Oh god, Max and Cat? That's quite terrifying and amusing, not sure if that pair would be a good idea tho if they don't want the Multiverse to end😅 Ohhhh, Max and Cat fighting over Mon and Kara would be GOLDEN😂😂😂 Just imagine the arguments about 😂😂😂 Poor Sam&Eve who will have to deal with THAT chaos tho😅🙈

Samesies☺🙈 Sorr, again about the confusion😰🙈🙈🙈

PS: 🤣🤣🤣 Why do I feel like she might murder me for telling you about this?🤣🤣😅🙈🙈

PS2: Oh, you mean the ones from the Musical? If you mean those, then yess, I did😍😍😍😁😁🤗 (Thanks to you actually🤣🤣😉) At first I thought that style looked kinda weird, but the more I see it, the better it looks on him🤔😂 (Tho short haired him with a little bit longer stubble still is his best look IMO🤔🙈🤷🏻‍♀️)

XXX

Oh cool, so we are both in the "I'm afraid I annoyed that person too much and she/he has enough of me" xD

Also, you suck Tumblr Secretary!!!

Girl, I live in a 12k people town, the fact have one good sushi restaurant is like a miracle. No Chinese restaruants, btw.

But I kind of miss my friends, some classes and almost no responsibilities xD

...now you sound like Stephen King and I'm starting to get really worried about your storylines =='

What? Sad facts. And the fact they rule so many societies from the backseat is even sadder

Cake HOLE, HOLE, ok?! I forgot to add it. But you can always BUY some cake and problem solved! Even better, you can shut your mouth on the cake and be forever happy!!!!

lol, I guess his mom was very proud? x'D

DO IT!!!!!

And i guess that annoyed me so much, becasue here we were, once again with the same charatcer just in a different body. The scene when he prepared bed breakfast for Nia and tried to be a perfect boyfriend and i was just rolling my eyes so hard I saw the insides of my skull. And the fact is they totally ignored his comic book canon. I get why they didn't make him LI for Kara and make him and Nia a thing, but the rest? He's an idiot? 12th level genius? Where?

That or they had no idea what to do with her character. Aside of the fact they made her just Kal's clone with longer hair, ignored her whole comic book canon that makes her different and special, they had no plan for her character development. I feel they later just fell in love with their human charatcers they made (aka Alex and Walmart Witch) and deeloped them, while ignoring Kara. The titular hero. UGH

One of the reasons why the humanphilia pissed me soo much in this show :/

I see you liked the idea xD Add Eve as sex ed teacher, Winn as IT, Alex PE and biology?, Nia something with English, Brainiac math, Lobotomizer physics, John history, Lex the principal, Kelly as the school psychologist. Plus, dunno, M'gann, Cat, William, Imra, Sam, Siobbhan, and other bad guys as bad teachers xD Could be a fun fic xD

Or even better, imagine Cat promoting Kara as CatCo's superhero, while Max promotting Mon-El as Valor as his company and both them fighting which is better, while Kara and Mon-Elbeing done with them, and one day just openly, in fromt of cameras making out to make them shut up. LOL

No prob, not your fault!

PS She probably will, sorry! xD

PS2: yes, same. He really digs that look. I think I liked most his Kai-back-from-the-dead look and s3 Mon-El, when he was wearing black Legion uniform. This or that, I'm aroace but I seriously think he is aesthetically very hot and handsome. Lucky Melissa xD

Stay safe!

#ReFail #my fam

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