RoA Ch 38 Hiss Hiss, Bang Bang
Ao3 Chapter
The morning after we brought Jim home was interesting to say the least. Draal and I were alerted to Jim’s presence when his alarm went off and he yelled “I love you, my stupid alarm!”
“I don’t think he’s ever been this excited to get up in the morning,” I shook my head, curling up against Draal in the nest.
Grumbling, Draal grabbed one of the spare pillows and stuffed it over his face once Jim hopped in the shower. “I’m glad he’s home, but this behavior is odd.”
Sighing, I decided to get up for school before Jim could break into the basement, “You hanging out with Arrrgh and Blinky today?” I asked, knowing all three Trolls wouldn’t return to Trollmarket until later, that way we were all together.
Draal gave me a thumbs up, still trying to hide under the pillow. “Yes, Blinkous wants me to explain your ‘Maces and Talons’ game to them.”
I snickered, pulling on black leggings and a red oversized long sleeve. “Don’t forget Dungeons and Dragons, you’ll get a kick out of that one.”
Finally sitting up, Draal gave me a toothy grin, “There’s a game where we can slay Dragons?”
I shrugged, grabbing one of my old rule books off the bookshelf we brought down. “Amongst other things.” I handed it over, kissing his cheek. “Tell Blinky I said he had to behave. Uncle James offered to get you guys anything topside you might need.”
Draal hummed, nuzzling his nose under my jaw, “Keep the Trollhunter contained,” he chuckled, hearing Jim’s feet land on the main floor loudly.
“Sounds like he’s bouncing off the walls,” Shaking my head, I grabbed my bag and teleported to the second floor, walking down to find Jim hugging mom in the kitchen. “Morning.”
“River!” Jim ran to me, almost knocking me over with how hard he tackled me.
“Careful honey, he’s very chipper this morning,” mom smiled, trying to hide her concern at his behavior.
“Just feels good to be back!” He grinned, grabbing his bag and running out.
Mom looked at me, confused, “Back? Back from where?”
“The looney bin?” I shrugged, “My guess, he’s breaking out of his finals week fog.” I waved bye, following Jim out quickly before she could ask anymore questions.
He had our bikes ready as Claire pulled up and Toby was waiting for us. Apparently after being stuck in the Darklands, he wanted to spend as much time in the sun as possible.
I hopped on my bike, Jim took the front, Toby and Claire in the middle, and I lagged behind, watching over the teens. After all this time, I was glad Jim was home, even if I was still mad at how he left.
“Have you talked to him about it?” Toby directed to Claire.
Claire shook her head, keeping an eye on Jim in front, “No, it has to come from you. Why haven’t you talked to him yet?”
“He just got out of the Darklands,” He pointed out. Whatever they were talking about, Toby was obviously stalling. “He needs time to recover.”
“Whoo!” Jim yelled out in front of us, he had popped his front tire off of the ground and was riding with his hands out to the side. “Check this out-” A yelp broke him off as he lost balance, needing to grab the handlebars before he fell over.
“Seems fine to me,” Claire huffed, smiling at his antics.
Jim drifted to a halt, grinning at us, “Come on, slowpokes, let’s take the old shortcut!”
We all came to a stop, Claire and Toby exchanging a look.
“Well, uh, since you’ve been gone, Claire found a faster way.” Toby grinned, teasing Jim.
Jim scoffed, “Come on. Faster than the canals?”
Claire looked back to me, I shrugged, “It’s fine with me.”
Nodding, she pulled out the shadow staff and opened a portal at the entrance of the woods. “One short cut, here we come!”
Jim grinned, pedaling straight into the portal with a cheer. Toby and Claire followed after, and I held up the rear. We shot out behind a moving truck and pedaled back onto the streets.
“You’re right,” Jim laughed, pausing to look back at Claire, “You have gotten good at that.” The bell rang for class, “Good ol’ Arcadia Oaks High!” He cheered, heading to park his bike. “I wonder what we’ll learn today.”
“He’s clearly not fine, who in their right mind looks forward to school?” Toby shook his head, “Did you give him a concussion?” He asked, looking back at me as we followed.
“Just because I’m still pissed at him, doesn’t mean I hit him, Toby.” I huffed, parking my bike as Eemeli drove up in his car.
“Do I want to know?” He asked, getting out of the driver’s seat, having seen Jim’s overly cheerful attitude from down the street.
“Nope,” I shook my head, grabbing Jim’s shoulder before he could get far. “Trust me, you’re gonna want to stay close.”
Jim rolled his eyes but waited until Claire and Toby parked their bikes. As soon as we entered the quad, the students began cheering.
“What the…?” Jim glanced back at me, confused on why everyone was acting weird.
“Jim!” Eli rushed him, hugging him tight, “You’re back! You’re alive!”
“Back?” Jim began to panic, looking to Claire and Toby, “They know?”
“They know you’re the first person to be officially cured from the incurable Jim Lake Disease.” Toby explained quickly.
“Oh,” Jim nodded, realizing that was the cover up.
I shrugged, pulling Eli off of him, “This one knows, sort of. I’ll explain later”
Eli got the crowd to disperse, while Toby made sure they knew Jim could still be contagious.
“Eemeli got you a medical note, said there were complications after the car accident, T.P. has been doing damage control with help from Eli,” Claire explained now that the other teens were steering clear for the moment.
“T.P.?” Jim asked.
“Oh,” Claire laughed, “Duh! Toby Pie. Guess you missed that one, too.”
Toby pouted at the nickname, still hating it, “You missed a lot, dude! I had to pretend to be you. I had to eat your mom’s spaghetti carbonara.” He gagged, thinking back to that particular dinner. “You owe me!” Pulling out a stack of papers, he handed them over to Jim, “you also missed a few weeks of homework. Don’t hate us.”
“Hate you?” Jim laughed, “Are you kidding? I love homework!”
“Maybe I punched him in my sleep…” I grumbled, Eemeli laughing at us as Jim picked apart what homework he had to do now, groaning at Algebra.
“Look who’s back!” Steve shoved into Jim, knocking him onto the concrete, before pulling him up by his shoulders. “Did I hear you say you love homework? There’s something fishy going on in this lake.”
Jim looked shocked for a moment before his face split into a grin, hugging Steve, “I even missed you! The ol’ Palchuck” He laughed, hitting Steve in the face lightly.
“What?” Steve was in shock, you could actually see his brain short circuiting at the moment. “Get your germs off of me!”
Toby turned around at the sound of Darci’s voice, “Uh, I’ll let you two catch up.”
From the looks of it, Darci is allergic to flowers, and Toby is getting nowhere quickly. “That’s unfortunate.”
“Things are all back to the way they were!” Jim grinned, looking around the quad, “It’s like I never left!”
“Yup,” Toby huffed from his spot, face planting into his locker, “back to square one. How great for us.”
“Careful, my square one involved blowing up walls,” I grinned, heading off to my morning classes.
The day seemed to drag by as I was mentally preparing for our return to Trollmarket. Apparently Jim wanted to waste no time handing himself over to the likes of the Tribunal. I really have to work on my impulse control if I’d be spending even a second in her Highness-lady’s presence.
Once we got into our blended class, now dubbed movie time, we all took up seats in the back corner. Eli sat closer to the front so I could talk with Jim.
I nudged his foot as he was focusing on ‘Gun Robot 3’. “We need to talk.”
“But it’s Gun Robot,” Jim grinned, sobering up quickly when he saw how serious I was. “Is this when you’re going to hit me for going into the Darklands?”
“Haven’t decided yet.” I huffed, nodding to Eli, “He knows about my mom’s side. We haven’t exactly been subtle about our ‘adventures.’”
“What?!” He squawked, “You told him? You promised!” He tried to whisper.
Growling, the sclera of my uninjured eye glowed, “I promised I wouldn’t tell aunt Barbara, and that was it. Eli’s not as oblivious as people think. He figured out a lot on his own. I told him I couldn’t tell him everything, but if he guessed, I would only share what I could.”
“Why would you tell him at all?” Jim asked, shocked that anyone outside of our group now knew.
“Because he’s stubborn enough to go looking for answers, and unfortunately that could lead to his untimely death, say, by the hands of the Janus Order?” I snarled out, knowing Eli would go looking if he couldn’t ask me.
Jim winced, glancing up at Eli, “He only knows about the magic?”
“Nothing about Trolls, or Trollhunting,” I huffed, “Might change though, considering Draal’s taken a shine to him.
Jim groaned, hitting his head on his desk, “How did that happen?”
“Shadow magic infection, possibly from Angor Rot’s final attack,” I gestured to my eye, “antidote involved binding someone’s life magic to my own. Draal volunteered, the side effect for a full blooded troll was that he turned into a fleshbag again.” I pulled my hood over my head, feeling my scalar still burning.
Before Jim could speak on it any further, the bell rang. “Right, okay, ready to head to Trollmarket?”
“Even if I say no, we’re still going.” I stood up, grabbing my bag and heading out.
Jim sighed, staying further back with Claire and Toby as we headed for the bikes. “Think she’s ever going to forgive me?” He whispered, unfortunately being half changeling meant I could still hear him very well.
Claire sighed, “Give her time, she’s had to take on a lot of responsibilities since you’ve left, and not just your Trollhunting duties.”
“Yeah, dude.” Toby jumped in, “The troll heavy weights made her the leader of our changeling friends, now she has to deal with troll politics, that can’t be fun.”
I glanced back at them before grabbing my bike. “Are we going?”
Jim jolted, him and the other two quickly grabbing their bikes.
“Eemeli, you driving?” I asked, looking at the changeling.
He nodded, heading to his car, “See you in the library, my lady,” he said in his snarkiest tone while giving me a salute. He still found me being a tribe leader hilarious.
Shaking my head, I got on my bike and headed directly for an alleyway. Once out of sight, I teleported to the stairs of trollmarket, waiting for Claire to portal the boys over or ride their bikes.
I was glad Jim was home, don’t get me wrong. But he has to realize him leaving caused a lot of damage too. Looks like I have another mess to fix.
A shadow portal opened up behind me, all three teens riding through. We parked our bikes near the canal exit, wasting no time heading down into the market.
Eri slithered up, climbing her way up to my shoulders. “No movement from her highness-lady, the other’s made it to the library,” she hissed, resting her head under my left ear, keeping an eye on my blind spot.
Smiling, I pulled a cookie from my bag, giving her small chunks so she could eat while we walked. “Thanks, hopefully we won’t have to deal with the Tribunal yet.”
Jim took in a deep breath, hurrying up to walk next to me as he took in Trollmarket. “Home is the same, school is the same, Trollmarket is the same,” he trailed off as a Krubera soldier sneered at him. “Except for that guy. What’s that guy doing here?”
Shifting into my troll form, I let out a deep growl, glaring at the soldier. Getting the message, he quickly took off. “Don’t get too comfortable.” I glanced at Jim.
“Stinking, horrible, traitor!” Blinky’s voice drifted from the library, gaining our attention.
We took off into the library quickly, watching as Blinky was throwing his books into a bonfire.
“What is going on?” I asked, seeing Draal holding a stack for Blinky to grab from and toss into the flames, Arrrgh poking the flames every so often.
Scoffing, Blinky read over a title, “Another one, away with you!”
“You love your books!” Toby cried out, all three teens in shock at what we were seeing. “This isn’t like you!”
“Not my books!” Blinky snarled, “I’m destroying any that bear my traitorous brother’s name. Full of lies!”
“Did I miss something?” I asked, last I had heard, Blinky’s brother was dead.
Draal sighed, setting the stack down, “Blinkous ran into his brother in the Darklands. He’s working for Gunmar.”
“My Gumm-Gumm brother cannot be trusted and neither can these!” Blinky threw another pile into the fire.
Jim ran to the fire, trying to pull the books out, “Blink! They’ve been useful before, so they can be useful again.”
Arrrgh busied himself with sniffing over Toby’s sweater vest.
Toby lifted his arms for the troll, confused. “Aren’t you going to stop him, wingman?” Starting to giggle as Arrrgh’s sniffing was tickling him, “Uh, what’s with Arrrgh?”
“Leave him,” Blinky waved them off. “Ever since he’s returned from death, his sense of smell has been curiously heightened.” He threw the book Jim tried to save back into the fire. “He’s been sniffing everything for hours.”
Arrrgh hummed, grinning at Toby, “You had Italian. Carbonara.”
“Yeah,” Toby laughed, “like, three days ago.”
“Needed more garlic,” Arrrgh concluded.
Jim began running back and forth with buckets of water, trying to douse the book fire.
“Talk to Jim yet?” Arrrgh asked,concerned for Jim that the Tribunal was still present.
Claire sighed, “Toby says he hasn’t found the right time.”
“It’s not just me right?” Toby asked, watching Jim. “Ever since he got back, he’s been acting super weird.”
“Hey guys,” Jim paused, the books mostly not on fire now. “You know what we need? A calling!” He grinned, excited to get back to Trollhunting. “I’m sure there’s been tons of stuff piling up for us to take care of now that I’m back. A cursed box?” He asked as Blinky relit the book fire behind him. “Or a loose monster troll?”
“Actually, Calire, River and I kinda took care of that stuff while you were gone,” Toby explained, “Well when River wasn’t the cursed loose monster troll.”
“That was one time,” I huffed, summoning water over the book fire and dousing the flames again.
“Oh,” Jim nodded, slowly, “Okay. What about some training? It’d be good for us to get back in the Forge, you know?”
Arrrgh sniffed the air, grabbing my shoulder quickly. “I smell Usurna.”
Groaning, I rubbed over the scars on the left side of my face, irritated that she was already here. “Great.”
“Oh dear,” Blinky gasped, pausing in his effort to relight the fire once more.
Two armed Krubera soldiers walked into the library glaring at our group, Usurna walking in after them.
Vendel’s new staff got hooked on the entrance as he tried to enter the library, quickly dislodging it. I really hope he never finds out we took his old staff.
“So,” Usurna eyed Jim as she approached, “It’s true. The halfling Trollhunter has returned from his frolic in the Darklands.”
Blinky bowed his head to Usurna, speaking on Jim’s behalf, “The Trollhunter humbly apologizes, and throws himself at the mercy of the Tribunal.”
“Tribunal?” Jim asked, only to get elbowed by Blinky.
“The Tribunal has already voted on your fate,” She sneered.
“And by the barest of margins, has ruled to drop all charges,” Vendel spoke quickly, keeping an eye on my reaction. “So long as you cooperate from this moment forth.”
The teens sighed, as Usurna turned on them, “Your rash choice to save one child put all of Trollmarket at risk, regardless of what Merlin’s heir may say. If any evil had been unleashed unto this world, the blood would have been on your hands.” She pointed to Jim, before turning to leave. “Are you sure nothing followed you on your return?” She asked.
I tilted my head, the question sounded off coming from her.
“Draal never left his post, guarding the bridge!” Blinky quickly lied.
We all nodded, agreeing with him as her highness-lady looked over us, eyes locking on mine. “Very well, then.” She turned, leaving with her guards.
Blinky sighed, worried about Usurna’s presence. “Are the Krubera really staying permanently?”
Vendel glowered, turning to look Blinky in the eye, “Usurna feels their presence is required in light of my questionable judgment.” His staff got caught on the hanging crystal light. Grumbling, he tried pulling it down. “Speaking of such, have you made any progress in tracking down the culprit who stole my staff?”
“We will not rest until we bring them to justice,” Blinky declared.
“Yes, of course,” Vendel shook his head, finally freeing his staff from the light. “I’m sure whoever took it had good reason and will return it as soon as possible.” He huffed, eyeing Toby.
Looks like Vendel knew exactly who was masquerading as him.
“I’ve put my neck out far enough for you ungrateful fools.” Glaring over each of us, “Any further and she’ll be sure to lop it off.”
“Thank you, Vendel,” Jim winced, seeing only a small portion of the chaos his decision caused. “It’s good to see you, too.” He smiled up at the troll, actually glad to see him, even though he’s being scolded.
“Yes, well, if you want to thank me, go look into the goblin mess that one of our trolls discovered on a salvage run.” He sighed, trying to help Jim cover any loose ends from his trip to the Darklands.
“Goblin mess?” Toby asked, having hoped we were done with the slimy green creatures.
“There appears to be some droppings in a dumpster behind the Arcadia Cinema.” Vendel explained.
“We haven’t seen any of those in months.” Claire added, confused on why they were active again.
I shook my head, “There hasn’t been an active Goblin attack since Bular died.” The only other Goblins we’ve seen were those working for the Janus Order, but all they did was play with the car lock during our negotiation with Otto.
“Oh, my gosh!” And there’s Jim’s weird behavior again. “Is this a call? Like, a good ol’ trollhunting mission?” He asked, bouncing with excitement.
Vendel accidentally hooked his new staff on his horn, finally giving up, “Just go.” He ordered, not wanting to deal with Jim’s behavior on top of his stress of dealing with Usurna.
“We will, Vendel,” I sighed, unhooking his staff for him. Leading him away from the group to ask about the Tribunal’s vote. “How much was a small margin?”
Sighing, he glanced back at the others, now discussing how we should set up our stakeout. “It was tied actually, however, since we couldn’t find you, most of the trolls agreed that I could cast your vote.”
Wincing, I knew Usurna had it out for Jim, but I still couldn’t place why. “There’s more going on,” I huffed, scratching over Eri’s little fins. “The trollhunters sensed danger in our last meeting about Jim, and I plan on finding out why.”
Nodding, Vendel eyed Eri for a moment, “Why don’t I keep an eye on your wizard associate, from what I’ve heard, goblins like to eat snakes.”
Glancing up at Vendel, I could see that knowing glint in his eyes. He knew Usurna was hiding something, and was offering a direct spy to their meetings. “Eri, are you alright staying with Master Vendel?”
She slithered down my arm, extending herself over to Vendel’s staff, and resting around the hook. “Can I have more cookies since I’m going to be stuck in boring meetings all night?”
I chuckled, bobbing her nose, “I’ll bring more sugar cookies later, and do exactly as Master Vendel instructs. Also, don’t bite her highness-lady. Not yet.”
Vendel shook his head, taking his leave before I could give Eri any more instructions that could be seen as thinly veiled threats.
When I turned to join the group, I noticed Jim had broken off from the discussion, watching Vendel leave as he stopped next to me. “It’s almost sunset, think we could talk before heading out?”
Nodding I headed further into the library, unsure if Jim was wanting privacy or not. We sat at one of the tables holding a mound of ‘approved to keep’ books Blinky had gone through.
“What did you want to talk about?” I asked, wanting to get straight to the point.
Jim scratched the back of his neck, a nervous tick he seems to share with Uncle James. “Well, I was wondering if you could fill me in on what I missed. Toby and Claire have been pretty vague today.”
Eyeing him, I watched to see if any traces of his overexcited behavior was about to spring up. It looked like Jim wanted a serious conversation. “How about the quick version, then you can ask questions.” Humming in thought, I was trying to organize these past few weeks of chaos. “You left, found out I could summon the void with the amulet, threw the amulet at Kanjigar.” Pausing, I tried to focus on the time I was ‘infected’ with shadow magic. “There was an issue with the ‘fact’ that I shouldn’t be able to use shadow magic, something like an infection, not actually sure about that. Uncle James came early to help, dad had to leave.” Jim winced at that, knowing I was finally getting along with my dad, “He promised to stay in touch this time. Draal turned human for about a week and a half.” Tilting my head, I looked over my fingers, trying to count, and I was already up to seven events. “The tribunal was summoned, Vendel announced I was a tribe leader, the leaders found out you’re half changeling. Almost killed her highness-lady. We got Enrique through the portal, Eclipse magic manifested.” I growled, the final days of Jim being locked in the Darklands, “Found a cure for Arrrgh, the Janus Order had it, Mr. Evil Man broke into our house and school, stole my paint.” I hissed, still finding random objects with that damn sun painted on them. “Broke into the Janus Order headquarters, scared the crap out of their leader. Stole Vendel’s staff, and traded it for the cure to save Arrrgh. Kanjigar possessed him, we were chased down by Trollmarket’s guards, and were technically fugitives from Trollmarket. You know the rest.”
During the last portion of my recount, Jim’s jaw kept dropping lower and lower. I reached over and pushed his jaw back up.
“That was the quick version?” He yelped, snapping out of his stupor.
Shrugging, I stared at him blankly, “Yup. Questions?”
Jim’s eyes shot back and forth, trying to decide where to start. “Usurna called me a halfling because they know I’m half changeling?”
“Yup, the Tribunal voted to ‘destroy’ the bridge. They tried to dump it in the ocean.” I nodded, “When she and her guards stopped us from saving you the first time, Uncle James snapped at her, I almost killed her.” I sneered, sparks of orange and red magic responding to the rage I still felt from that moment.
“What stopped you?” He asked, eyeing the magic flaring in the lines of my stone skin.
Huffing, I glanced back to where the rest of our family was planning a stakeout. “A mix of Draal and Uncle James, honestly. The magic that manifested felt like your armor when we connected in the Darklands, when her soldiers tried pulling me back, their flesh seemed to rot with contact.” I traced a line of the Eclipse magic running through my flesh. “It didn’t hurt Draal or your dad though. And it sounds like Vendel’s been using it as a way to keep Usurna in check.”
“Wait,” Jim shook his head, surprised, “Vendel’s been threatening her?”
I waved my hand in a so-so manner, “Not exactly, from what Eri’s overheard, he’s been reminding her what could happen if she tries overstepping, in my life at least.”
His eyes looked like they might pop from their sockets, “Breaking into the Janus Order?”
“Changelings that serve Gunmar as a means to an end, that end being Morgana,” I held my hand up before he could interrupt me, “They confirmed it, only taking orders directly from her. The only reason they want Gunmar free is to release her, apparently Uncle Merlin has something to do with the crazy version of her being locked away.”
“Crazy version?” Jim really looked like he was about to lose it. He missed a lot more than his usual Trollhunter duties.
I pulled on my hoodie string, thinking of the dreams I had in the shadow realm. “Well, the one I talked to was from a time well before the Battle of Killahead. She said something about primordial magic that corrupted her. All I know is they’re both connected to the shadow realm and the crazy one can talk to the Changelings.”
“You talked to her?! You were in the shadow realm?” Jim yelped, shocked knowing how I reacted to what my father knew of my mother’s ‘death.’
“Trust me, that’s complicated and I still don’t understand how or why it happened. Good news though, I should be getting my memories back. Bad news, no idea when.” I shrugged, watching as Jim was trying to wrap his head around everything.
“So,” He fumbled, gesturing to all of me, “you’re using impossible magic connected to the armor. You, somehow, spoke to a dead witch, who’s not actually dead. Vendel made you leader of the Changelings, well, our Changelings. You’ve been dealing with troll politics, and Usurna isn’t leaving anytime soon. Became a fugitive from Trollmarket. And that was all in the few weeks I’ve been in the Darklands?” Well, at least he seems to be listening now.
I tilted my head back, thinking over his summary. “Yeah, that’s basically everything you missed.”
Jim flopped his head onto the table, letting out a groan. “I really messed up, didn’t I?”
Pausing, I looked him over, surprised he was even admitting it at this point. “You made your choice, now we’re dealing with it.”
“You’re still pissed,” He winced.
Snarling, I pulled him to sit up by his shoulder, “You’re damn right I’m pissed!”
Our friends’ voices cut out at the sound of my anger, Draal the first one to peek around the bookshelves to see if we were okay.
“You get some ill timed advice from Kanjigar, and trust me, I’ve already torn into him for that, and decide to jump ship, ALONE, into the Darklands, after promising everyone would be going with you!” I snarled, both of us standing as I tore into him, easily towering over him in my troll form. “So, yeah, I’m pissed off! You broke your word, left us to care for your duties. You left the Amulet with ME! Told me to keep it safe until you came back or it called another, hate to break it to you Jim, but you’re it!” I snapped, seeing Draal physically flinch in my peripheral.
“What do you mean ‘he’s it?’” Uncle James asked, having arrived with Eemeli while I was mid rant.
Pulling back, I glared at the amulet resting on the table. “Kanjigar said that the amulet wouldn’t call another. The trollhunter’s knew the last would come from the human world. Jim is Merlin’s final champion.”
“What?!” Toby yelped, rushing over to us, “Why didn’t you say anything?”
“It wasn’t safe,” I growled, clenching my fists so tight that my claws were digging into the stone flesh of my palms. “Trollmarket isn’t safe.”
“Usurna?” Jim asked, having seen how on edge I was any time the Krubera or their Queen was near.
Nodding, I summoned the amulet to my hand. “Even your predecessor can sense it, she’s hiding something.”
Draal clasped my shoulder, “We’ll find answers, one way or another.”
I held out the amulet to Jim, “There’s a lot more going on than just us rescuing you from the Darklands. Merlin mentioned this wouldn’t be our last ‘trial,’ so to speak, which is why we can’t get comfortable.”
“You think something worse than the Darklands is coming?” Jim asked, slowly taking the amulet.
Shrugging I dropped my hand, shifting back into my human form, Draal’s hand still holding my shoulder. My mind raced to the fae-like creature I met in the shadow realm, “I hope not.”
Jim nodded, “Come on, it’s dark enough to head out, and I’d appreciate it if you’d come with us.” He offered, trying to make amends in his own way, still needing to process everything.
“We’re gonna stay back,” Eemeli gestured to Uncle James and Draal. “If Usurna tries anything, we’ll get in contact. Also, why is there a pile of charred books?”
Blinky groaned, waving it off, still refusing to look at the books. “Just leave it be, maybe I’ll finish burning them.”
Those who entered when Blinky was going mad let out a collective chuckle. An unhinged Blinky wasn’t one to be messed with.
Claire opened a shadow portal for the alleyways near Arcadia Cinema and we jumped in, hoping there wasn’t actually a goblin problem. Could always be a bear.
We snuck through the alley way, Jim and Blinky towards the front, Claire, Toby and I in the middle, and Arrrgh taking the rear.
Jim waved for us to stop as he peered around a corner, watching the back exit of the cinema. “Alright, coast is cleared,” he whispered. “Nothing like a simple mission to get our mojo back, huh?” He asked, trying to be upbeat again after the incident in the library.
As we walked around him to head for the dumpsters, Claire paused at his choice of words, “Did you just say ‘mojo’?”
Arrrgh took to the front of our group, sniffing over the area, ending up behind the dumpster. “Huh, smell poop.”
“Well,” I huffed, “the troll was right about one thing. Anyone else hoping for a bear?”
He opened the dumpster, pulling out what looked like large rabbit droppings and ate it. Toby and Claire gagged at the sight, my nose wrinkling at the thought that trolls eat the weirdest things.
Arrrgh continued to pull out random items, licking a few and sniffing others.
“Arrrgh, what is it?” Blink asked as Arrrgh pulled out a collar with a bell.
Humming, Arrrgh grinned at the taste of the collar. “Cat!” Sniffing it again, he growled, “No. Blood goblin.”
Blinky let out a horrified gasp, “It cannot be.”
“Blood goblins?” Toby asked, peering into the dumpster. “Are those the green ones or the blue ones?”
Shaking his head, Blinky winced, “Contrary to their name, blood goblins are white.”
“But they can’t be here!” Claire interrupted, panicking. “The only place you can find white goblins is…”
“The Darklands,” Jim took a deep breath, sitting on a crate.
“No way, we destroyed the bridge!” Toby pointed out.
“Can’t goblins go through the fetch?” I asked quickly, hoping I hadn’t been right about danger coming soon.
Blinky sighed, “Blood goblins are too big to pass through the fetch, and if one was small enough, due to the inability to control them, I don’t believe the Janus Order would let them roam around.”
“Well,” Claire frowned, going to Jim. “Draal left his post to save us. You don’t think in that time…”
“If they got out, what if Gunmar got-” Jim tried asking before Blinky cut him off.
“No. No, no. We would know if he got out.” Blinky stated quickly, “Death would be on every doorstep, Arcadia turned to ash. We would know. These are just a few goblins. A few ferocious, insatiable, bloodthirsty goblins.”
Arrrgh burped as he was still eating junk from the dumpster.
“It’s possible they were close to the bridge, Draal and I weren’t in the Darklands very long.” I reasoned, placing my hand on Jim’s shoulder.
“Jim,” Toby winced, “There’s been something we’ve been meaning to ask you.”
“Toby,” Claire cut him off, “If these little poopers are in Arcadia, how do we find them?”
“We don’t find them,” Jim nodded to me, standing from the box as I let my hand slip from his shoulder, “they find us. Once they're on your scent, you can’t shake ‘em. They’re going to be after me.”
“But you weren’t the only one in there.” Toby pointed out. “Nomura was with you.”
“Nomura skipped town as soon as she rested. She’s long gone.” Claire spoke up, knowing she left on the intact gyre this morning.
“Well, then why aren’t they here?” Toby huffed.
Jim’s eyes widened, “Because someone else was in there too.” Panic was setting in, “They’re going after Chompsky!”
“He’s at Toby’s, is Nana home?” I asked quickly, watching panic set in amongst the teens. “Toby,” I grabbed him by the shoulders, “Is she at home?”
“Yes!” Toby yelped.
“Claire, portal.” I instructed.
Nodding, Claire pulled out her shadow staff, “I’m aiming for the backyard.”
We all ran in, Blinky and Arrrgh heading for the side of the house while we snuck into the back door with Toby.
As soon as we entered, we found Nana doing the dishes, no goblins in sight so far.
Toby hushed us as he slowly approached Nana. “Nana!” He greeted, startling her from the dishes.
“Oh, Toby Pie!” She greeted, seeing all of us. “I thought you kids were upstairs playing. There was an awful lot of noise.”
“The goblins are here?” Toby gasped, “Uh, I mean… I must have left my music on.” He tried to cover.
“Goblins are here?” Nana asked, eyeing Toby. “Oh, that’s a horrible band name. I don’t understand what you kids listen to these days.”
As soon as Nana’s back was to us, I grabbed everyone and teleported up to Toby’s room.
“Chompsky?” Jim asked, seeing the dollhouse torn open.
“No!” Toby yelped, diving into the dollhouse to look for the gnome. “Not Chompsky!”
Jim carefully picked up a little red hat.
“Poor gnome,” Arrrgh whimpered as he and Blinky joined us.
“It was supposed to be a simple mission.” Jim winced, handing over the hat to Toby.
“There’s no such thing as a simple mission.” Claire sighed.
Jim sighed, taking a seat in front of the tv playing ‘Go-Go Sushi’.
“The little guy survives the Darklands, then goes out like this?” Toby asked, face dropping as he looked at Claire then me. “Nothing’s been right since…” He scowled at the little hat. “Why did you go into the Darklands without us?!” Toby yelled, causing the rest of us to jump.
I knew the others were mad, but seeing Toby like this? It really showed that they all felt the same betrayal I had when Jim left.
“Wait, what?” Jim asked, surprised this was being brought up again.
Toby went off, “We found the amulet together, we trained together, we found your dads together, we killed Angor Rot together! And then you just left us.”
“Wait, is this how you all feel?” Jim asked, looking to the others since I had made my anger known, no one else speaking up till now.
“You promised we’d get my brother,” Claire pointed out, “together.”
Blinky sighed, “After everything we’d been through, you said it was ‘Trollhunters,’ not ‘Trollhunter.’”
“Even Kanjigar recognized that,” I sighed, clasping Toby’s shoulder.
“Yeah,” Arrrgh agreed with Blinky and I.
“Gunmar wanted revenge for killing his son. The amulet chose me to protect you.” Jim tried to justify.
“We protect each other!” Claire snapped.
Sighing, Jim turned his back on us, “When I saw Arrrgh die, I couldn’t bear losing any more of you. I just wish everything could go back to the way things were. When everything was… normal.” Jim shook his head, fist slamming into the table. “Yeah, the Darklands was a failure. I went in alone so you wouldn’t have to. But classic Jim, you guys have to rescue me anyway. Some hero I am.”
Blinky took the hat from Toby as we gathered closer to Jim. “The amulet made you a Trollhunter. You made yourself a hero.” He smiled, grasping Jim’s shoulder as he handed him the hat.”
“But Chompsky didn’t deserve this.” Jim held the hat tight, standing. “He may have been small, but he had a big…” he paused as Arrrgh began sniffing the hat. “You mind? I was trying to give a eulogy.”
Arrrgh walked past Jim, continuing to sniff.
“By Gorgus!” Blinky cried out, “He’s picked up their scent!”
“The goblins?” Claire asked, hopeful we could find them.
“Gnome!” Arrrgh grinned.
“Chompsky’s alive?” Toby grinned, looking over all of us. “What are we waiting for? Let’s go find him!”
Arrrgh led us out of the house and back through the yard. We were headed back into town.
I pulled Jim back as we walked. “You okay?”
Jim glanced up at me, surprised. “Maybe?”
“Still wishing everything was normal?” I asked, keeping an eye on where we were headed, I swear if we end up at the museum again, I’m tearing the goblins to shreds.
“Let me guess, ‘We can’t go back to normal after you went running off into the Darklands,’” Jim huffed, thinking I was going into another lecture.
“Actually,” I gave him a disgruntled side-eye for good measure. “I was going to point out something Toby and Draal had to drill into my head recently.”
Jim looked taken aback, slowing his steps slightly as he waited for me to continue.
Smiling, I looked up at Toby, “Blinky and Claire were venting their frustrations. My ‘evolving skills’ were an easy focal point for them to attack, so to speak. Toby had to remind me that I’m not normal. Hell, neither of us are normal. From our parents, to our friends, our lives?”
At first, Jim looked shocked, glancing between Claire and Blinky, never thinking they would mess with me, even in their frustrations with me.
“Our normal, is whatever we choose to make it,” I pointed out, “There’s no one like us, in the human or magic world. We’re the firsts, and we get to make our own rules, our own way.” I ruffled his hair, genuinely smiling for the first time since we rescued him. “Merlin’s heir and Merlin’s champion. I have a feeling he knew it’d be you.”
“Merlin?” Jim asked, the group pausing ahead as Arrrgh sniffed the air. “You mentioned you talked with him.”
Nodding, I glanced up at the night sky, “In the mana pools. I couldn’t figure out how to reach you in the Darklands and I figured if anyone could tell me, it was Merlin. Well, according to him, I used to call him Uncle Mer.”
“How’d it go?” He stopped, turning fully to face me.
“I needed a change of perspective.” I smiled, turning to him as I summoned the amulet, letting a small amount of my mana enter it, turning the blue disc orange for a moment. “I’m physically and magically tied not only to the amulet, but to you. We’re two sides of the same coin, or in this case,” I paused, watch Jim process my words.
Smiling, he took the amulet from me, tossing it like a coin. “Two sides of the same amulet.”
“You and Claire were both right.” I added, looking at the group, “You may have been chosen to protect our worlds, but Trollhunters protect each other. Something Draal has had to drill into my brain before.”
“No more River shield?” He asked, referring to my stunt in the Quagawump swamps.
“Nah,” I smirked, “I have to trust that my allies can protect you, and each other. Besides, you have an actual shield now.” I snickered, using Draal’s joke.
Arrrgh grunted, heading to the back of a small warehouse. “Here,” he pointed out.
“They’re inside,” Jim snapped his focus back to the task on hand, heading straight for the building.
Toby tried the door but it was locked, Arrrgh stepping in to break the door.
“Hush!” Blinky stopped the large troll. “We must be silent, lest we alert them.”
Jim took to climbing up the side of the building, only able to make it halfway.
Claire and I glanced at each other.
“Um,” she took out her shadow staff, getting Jim’s attention.
“Let me guess, short cut?” Jim asked sarcastically, letting go of the wall.
“River or I could get us in,” She pointed out.
I nudged her shoulder with mine, “Go ahead, practice will help your mana pools grow.”
Nodding she opened a portal, aiming for the other side of the wall. We all quickly jumped in, taking cover behind the crates.
Toby cleared us to continue on as we searched through the warehouse, humming spy music to himself. Opening a crate, he gasped as he pulled out a colorful tube. “We’re in a fireworks warehouse? So cool!”
Arrrgh and Blinky immediately look at me, worried. One highly explosive wizard in the middle of a fireworks warehouse was not ideal.
“Toby, focus.” Claire hissed at him, trying to get him to quiet down. “We’re here to save Chompsky.”
He closed the crate quickly, a look of determination replacing his excitement. “You’re right. But we’re coming back here later.”
“I’m not,” I snickered, following Jim.
He peered around a crate, gasping. We could hear the blood goblins laughing. “Looks like there’s two of ‘em. River and I will flank right, you take left.”
“There should be more, shouldn’t there?” Toby asked, suddenly nervous.
My ears twitched at the sound of growling, glancing up to see a blood goblin on a crate. “Shit!”
The goblin pounced on Blinky’s face, causing the troll to run out where the other two could see him, knocking over several crates of fireworks.
Turning the corner, I groaned seeing that the goblins were the ones that made a fire. “That’s not good!”
The goblins charged, one going for Claire and the other for Arrrgh.
“For the doom of Gunmar,” Jim began, the amulet glowing the wrong color.
“Wrong one!” Toby yelped, activating his war hammer.
“Oops,” Jim winced. “Little rusty. For the glory of Merlin, Daylight is mine to command!” The armor activated, Jim sent a burst of daylight towards the goblin pinning Claire, barely missing it as the goblin dodged. “A little help River?”
“If we blow up, I’m haunting the past Trollhunters in the void!” I snarled, activating Midnight and aiming for the goblin attacking Blinky. As it tried to jump away, I angled the blade of Midnight down, slicing up in an arc and sending a wave of orange mana slicing through the goblin. “One down!”
The goblin Jim was fighting started to use the stick Chompsky was tied to as a sword, flicking embers out and into the crates of fireworks. Said crates were rapidly catching on fire.
“Fireworks fire! Do we put it out or see what happens?” Toby yelped, bouncing in his panic.
Arrrgh quickly went to Toby and blew on the flames, only making them grow faster. “Oh.” He hummed looking at Toby, “See what happens.”
“River?!” Toby yelped, throwing a firework into the flames watching it explode.
“I didn’t do it!” I yelled, chasing the goblin that was previously attacking Arrrgh.
Claire grabbed the fire extinguisher only to find out it was empty, “Don’t you have a water spell?”
“With very good concentration, or it explodes!” I yelped as the goblin jumped from the crates in my blind spot, scratching over the scars from Angor Rot’s final attack. “That's it!” I snarled, black flames erupting over my palms as my anger fueled my magic, the veining on Midnight turning red. I grabbed the goblin and the black flames engulfed it. I threw it off of me, unfortunately into the already growing firework fire, causing the orange flames to turn black, a red glow bathing the warehouse now. “Uh oh… okay” I winced, “that one was me.”
The stick the last goblin was using was launched into the fire, stuck in a crate. Chompsky was tied to it. Claire rushed to him with Blinky, carefully untying him while avoiding the flames.
As Jim sliced through the last goblin, Toby climbed onto a crate in the middle of the madness, “Behold! Our dreams and nightmares are uniting!”
Once free, Chompsky ran past us, back into the flames, emerging moments later carrying his Sally-go-back doll girlfriend.
“We gotta get out of here!” Claire picked Chompsky up, looking at the chaos around us.
Jim ran back to us, “Come on!”
Claire opened a portal directly beneath us and we fell out into an alley.
We watched as the fireworks went off, Blinky and Arrrgh mesmerized by them.
“Fireworks,” Claire sighed, leaning on the shadow staff. “So much nicer from a distance.”
Jim turned, getting our attention to see what Chompsky was up to.
Removing the ring from what was left of his spike, he proposed to his girl, sliding the ring on her thigh when her arms weren’t big enough.
We all clapped for the little gnome, Toby tearing up.
“I’m not sure it’s official, but it’s sweet.” Blinky chuckled.
Jim smiled, “Looks like some good came out of the Darklands, after all.”
“Yeah, you dingus!” Claire laughed, “My brother is back because of you.” She nudged into him with her shoulder. “Some great came out of it. We don’t wanna go back and change that.”
“Thank Deya, if I go through another time jump, I might snap.” I huffed, very glad I hadn’t stumbled upon time magic in my lessons or panic induced casting.
“That’s true,” Jim smiled, “We okay, T.P.?”
“We awesome-sauce.” Toby’s smile quickly turning into a glare. “Although I hate that T.P.’s catching on.”
“So, we shall not return to the past, but shall we return to Trollmarket?” Blinky asked, wincing as he watched Chompsky dancing with the doll. “I feel uncomfortable feeding the gnome’s delusions.”
“Yeah,” Toby agreed as we all paused, “This is getting really awkward.
Claire snickered, elbowing me in the ribs, “You gonna tell Draal that a doll got a ring before you?”
“We’re technically ‘married’ by troll standards,” I rolled my eyes, “I don’t need a ring, I’ve got Draal.”
“That was surprisingly sentimental,” Toby laughed.
“How about that short cut?” Jim asked, turning to Claire.
Smiling, Claire linked her arm with Jim’s. “Actually, let’s walk this time. It’s a nice night out.”
Everyone but Chompsky and I followed them.
“River?” Jim asked, looking back at me worried.
I waved him off, smiling. “You guys go on ahead, I have a mate to get home to.”
Jim smiled, nodding as he turned back, heading off with the others.
My smile slipped once they were out of sight. Looking back to the fireworks. Thinking over the possibility of changing the timeline, I shuddered. I don’t think I’d be able to handle that.
Sighing, I teleported to Draal’s energy, landing in the nest with a bounce.
“Rough night?” He asked, seeing my clothes were singed.
I snickered, sitting up as he walked over to the nest. “Not surprised? I used to make you jump.”
“One, I’ve been able to feel your magic shift since we took the binding cure. Two, you’re deflecting.” He smirked, wiping soot off of my face.
Sighing, I leaned into his chest. “We found blood goblins.” He went stone stiff. “And we sort of blew up a fireworks warehouse… the goblins started the fire.”
“That,” He huffed, trying to gather himself, running his stone hand through my hair. “That was a rough night. Blood goblins.”
“We’re hoping they’re strays that were near the bridge when it opened, all dead now,” I pulled back looking up at him, “but…” I trailed off.
“You’re worried that you’re right, something more dangerous than the Darklands is coming.” Draal sighed.
“I’m worried Gunmar had enough time to escape, even by himself.” I admitted, knowing our stunt to save the others was a risk. “And what the crazy witch will do if he frees her.” My hand ghosted over the locket where the memory of my mother’s final battle rested.
“How do you feel?” Draal asked, seeing my hand hesitate over the locket.
“Like time itself is my worst nightmare,” I shook my head, opening the locket. “If Gunmar is able to release her, I need to face this. I need to know what she’s capable of.”
Draal sat on the nest, pulling me into his lap. “I’m here, whatever you decide.”
Taking out the teardrop that held my last memory of my mother, I looked up at Draal, and broke it.
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