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mqnill · 9 months ago
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I started to watch Guardians of The Galaxy TV series and so far only Drax has been entertaining. I really watch it just to see my boy Sam again💔💔💔 It's so hard, I'm sick of them fighting, and now there's Thanos😭😭😭 God, I miss Titus...
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sovawife · 2 years ago
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hi guys. i just wanted to say that i dropped all of my other f/os, yes including venom and vergil. i've discovered that i really am peter irl and the #1 love of my life is lois. and i changed my url too from vortexxinfnitum to loishusband because i AM her husband. TRUST ME. just so you know i'm NOT OKAY WITH PETER DOUBLES!! BECAUSE I AM HIM!!!! DNI IF YOU KIN PETER
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 6 months ago
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#The Buck/Bobby Cooking Journey
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spicy-apple-pie · 3 months ago
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Ellie: My favourite super hero is Spiderman! Have you ever seen him, Dad? What’s he like? Do you think I could ever meet him someday? :3
Wade, already deciding to track Spidey down: I’ll do you one better, do you want him as a step dad?
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milimeters-morales · 1 year ago
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this is so funny
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depodraws · 6 months ago
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Spider-Man hyperfocus incoming
Commissions | Prints
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redsray · 6 months ago
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Red Robin Au where after Battle for the Cowl, Jason (instead of donning that ridiculous pill helmet) goes back to visit Talia and blow off some steam with the LOA; it's an effective way to do so at first, as long as he keeps Ra's at arms length and has all the Bats away from him. Except is that Timothy fucking Drake working with Ra's al Ghul.
So now Jason's like oh my god are you kidding me why is Tim here working with Ra's of all people??? Last he checked, Dick was Batman now and Tim was part of that gaggle of Robins in Gotham. Not here, in Nanda Parbat.
Tim, fresh from a splenectomy: Jason?!
Jason: What the fuck are you doing here?
Tim: ??? I could ask you the same question??
Jason: No the fuck you couldn't?? I trained with Talia and now I'm back here for a bit, and I'm not the one missing an organ right now?! Why aren't you back with Dickbat in Gotham??
Tim: Well. Let's say I'm not Robin anymore
Jason: ... Not... Robin?
Tim, scowling: Dick gave it to Damian.
Jason: Dick is Batman for like a month and already gave the traffic light leggings to a mini assassin? Nice.
Tim: Ugh
Jason: And... this was enough reason to run away and get impaled by assassins in Iraq? While working with Ra's al Ghul?
Tim: Well, not really. I need to find Bruce, and Ra's is the only one who will help me. Even if he's a freak of nature.
Jason: Bruce... are we talkin' about another Bruce or did I miss a memo? Bruce is dead, Timbo.
Tim: He's not. He's trapped in the timestream and trying to get back. And don't- don't tell me I'm going insane with grief or in denial. Laugh all you want, then leave. I don't need this shit again.
Jason: Trapped in time? Damn motherfucker can't even stay dead?
Tim: ... You believe me?
Jason: Sure. Not the craziest shit we've seen. I have a feeling you wouldn't go as far as Ra's if you were actually going off nothing. (mumbling) stealing my schtick. What a bastard.
Tim, blinking: Wow. That... just wow. That was easy. Dick thought I was losing it with grief and so has everyone else.
Jason, shrugging: B is definitely stubborn enough to get lost in time instead of dying and, frankly, I know what being off yer rocker looks like, and this ain't it. I climbed out of my grave, for god's sake, is time shit really off the table? Wouldn't hurt t'look if the old man's still kickin'.
Tim: Uh-
Jason: First stop: away from Ra's, preferably. Talia's not bad, but Ra's is a whole other can of worms. Get up or I drag you.
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edgepunk · 3 days ago
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Marvel's Spider-Man Remastered PC (dev. Insomniac Games) I think we should bully him for saying this with zero irony
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sciderman · 5 months ago
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avenging spider-man #13
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accio-sriracha · 1 month ago
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Okay but just-
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE MARAUDERS FINDING OUT BABY HARRY SPEAKS PARSELTOUNGUE????
Like at first it's just oh senseless babbling, he'll do that for a while.
But then he starts making longer sentences with these weird mumbles, and you can REALLY hear the S.
So they're just convinced he has a lisp??? Because what else would that be???
So this little child talks normally but also rambles in a nonsensical language and sometimes has a lisp yes that all makes perfect sense because he is a baby ofc.
BUT THEN THEY TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING ZOO.
Now, the Marauders REALLY shouldn't be allowed in the zoo anyways. (Not after last time-)
So James and Sirius are goofing off with the hawks because they're animals too and Peter is sobbing into Remus' shoulder because THEY FED HIM A MOUSE, REMUS. A MOUSE. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME.
And Lily takes Harry away from all of these numbnuts to see the snakes because she doesn't need him to learn bad behavior.
And then Harry starts babbling again, his little lisp going as it sometimes will. So Lily is cooing over him and trying not to let him get ice cream all over himself when she looks over and a snake is RIGHT UP AGAINST THE GLASS.
She wasn't positive until this point that snakes could stare but she sure as hell is now.
And Harry, completely unafraid and babbling even more excitedly, just... talks to it.
She grows more and more confused until-
The snake talks back.
And holy shit.
Her perfect little angel with a lisp doesn't have a lisp at all.
He's a parselmouth.
Alright everybody shut up, I'm writing a fic.
Edit: HERE'S THE LINK TO THE FULL FIC: <3
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gratefulnez · 7 months ago
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The Monkees and The Beatles being friends is something that can be so personal
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theyrealllesbians · 12 days ago
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I need teenage dirtbag marauders.
I'm talking messy house parties where the goal is to get wasted, lose your voice and smoke an entire pack of cigs. I need them all to have a pair of disgusting going out shoes, sticky, muddy, just gross. I need them being able do shots of the cheapest vodka ever without flinching or grimacing by the age of 16. I need them tactically chundering. I need them turning up to school, looking absolutely terrible because they are that hungover. I need them doing spin the bottle and messily making out with each other, just for fun. I need James Potter dancing filthy, rolling his hips more than anything. I need Sirius always passing out on the stairs and Peter being the silly drunk of the group.
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sovawife · 2 years ago
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peetah i did not give you permission to use my image on ya internet blog i want my face deleted off tha internet right now remove me from this world wide website before i serve you divorce paypas
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SWEETIE... U TOLD ME U WERE FINE WITH IT A DAY AGO!! ARE YOU OK?? are you feeling okay. do i need to check your temperature. gosh lois this isn't like you!!!
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xabarik · 4 months ago
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sooo @ded-not-ded and I were talking about our rare pairings with stamatins
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text: hypersexual 🤝 antisexual HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE. typical twin interaction (i love their awful sibling energy)
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mikeluciraphgabe · 3 months ago
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I’ve been reading poolverine fics lately and there’s one thing wrong that a couple of people had written
Wade calling Logan baby boy
WRONG❗️
that’s Peter’s name thankyouverymuch
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norry-yippee · 3 months ago
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Sirius would ask if everything is punk rock even as he is sobbing in Moony’s arms
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