#peter is done with this shit
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Sirius, thinking of Remus: It's not gay to have like...fantasies about another dude, right?
Remus, thinking of Sirius: Erm...no. Definitely not. As long as you don't... act on it.
James, thinking of Regulus: Yeah, no, it's.... completely straight.
Peter:
Peter: No, that's really fucking gay.
#marauders#marauders era#harry potter#fanfic#sirius black kinnie#wolfstar#jegulus#peter is done with this shit
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saw au where everything is the same except hoffman isnt an apprentice hes just really fucking weird so strahm is stalking this regular ass guy
#saw franchise#peter strahm#mark hoffman#sawtism#coffinshipping#<- a little bit.#ive imagined this extensively its so stupid it gives me a good laugh#everyone else is used to marks vaguely menacing and ominous behavior#but strahm thinks hes connected the dots (he hasnt connected shit hes seeing dots that arent even there)#antics ensue. obviously#office coffee machine breaks one day and strahm is like “hey hoffman why dont you show off your engineering skills to everyone”#and hoffman has no fucking clue what this guys on about but tries to fix it anyway to impress him#mark thinks hes bewitched pete so good that hes following him around so he mows his lawn shirtless at night or some shit#hardcut to pete in his car gripping the steering wheel foaming at the mouth wondering why mark hasnt done anything illegal yet#this is so stupid sorry needed it out of my system ythough#rigby original
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golden age of narnia outfit designs based on medieval fashion. dont ask why theres two of them.
#cleb art#look! a wild character design#narnia#chronicles of narnia#the chronicles of narnia#the lion the witch and the wardrobe#lucy pevensie#peter pevensie#susan pevensie#edmund pevensie#on the colors: the top ones were kind of based on the places they're crowned for in the movie#ie eastern sea; southern sun; northern sky and western wood#whereas the bottom is somewhat based on the colors they wear throughout the movies#the bottom one is also done in . dot printing. which is why some of the colors... look like shit! but who cares i was having fun
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LOF AU where everything is the same except peter is in gotham for like 2 days and then Wanda picks him up
Peter, being stalked by the Bats: MISS WANDA :D!!
Wanda: Peter!! :D
Tim, watching from another rooftop with his binoculars, was told 2 minutes ago to tell them if smth came up with Peter: um. guys-
#erinwantstowrite#ao3#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#leap of faith catch me if you can#leap of faith#peter parker#thank you for the ask!#wanda maximoff#tim drake#wanda gets shit done
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forgot to post this here last night but,,hoffstrahm pikmin dads :3
#saw#saw franchise#mark hoffman#peter strahm#hoffstrahm#coffinshipping#my art#fanart#idk all that much abt pikmin but i watched the jerma streams so#yeah#theyd be the best pikmin dads and the worst astronauts#hoffman aint getting shit done his ass is playing having fun with his pikmin children and oatchi#strahm will get work done but mostly beat the fuck outta bugs for getting near his babies#idk
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*Marauders playing twister*
James: Left leg green, Sirius
*Sirius ends up on top of Remus*
Remus: Part of me thinks you're just doing this on purpose, James
Peter: He stopped spinning 10 minutes ago, surprised neither of you noticed
Sirius: Twat
#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders#james potter#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#james potter would do this#harry potter#peter pettigrew#james potter ships wolfstar#james potter is the biggest wingman#remus lupin is so done with their shit
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Conversations I’ve had that remind me of marauders characters part. 29
Sirius: do you ever wonder if-
Remus: nope.
Sirius: what-
Remus: no I don’t wonder that.
Sirius: I didn’t even finish what I was saying??
Remus: you don’t have to every time you say “do you ever wonder” it’s followed by the most buffoonery type bullshit ever said in mankind that only you would wonder about.
#marauders#dead gay wizards#the marauders#remus lupin#wolfstar#sirius black#peter pettigrew#harry potter#fuck jkr#incorrect marauders quotes#the marauders era#incorrect wolfstar quotes#wolfstar incorrect quotes#remus is so done#sirius is a little shit#remus x sirius#sirius x remus#marauders incorrect quotes#lgbtq#sirius being sirius#remus loves sirius#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#hogwarts#screw jkr
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marauders playing cluedo (aka me & my friends on a friday night)
remus: well, i think it was miss scarlet, on the-
sirius: but it wasn't me!
remus: can you prove it?
peter: you'd have to show the card and-
james: shhh pete i wanna see where this is going
sirius: i cannot, but you have to trust me, i didn't do it
remus: where were you at the time of the murder? huh? i saw you bring that rope, miss scarlet, and i know you haven't come to this mansion to climb a mountain, not on those heels
sirius: are you saying a woman can't climb on her heels? are you underestimating my abilities, perhaps?
remus: oh no, i am saying you used them to commit a crime, miss!
sirius: it wasn't me, colonel, i swear it!
remus: the promises of a murderer mean nothing to me! i am certain it was you, and i will prove it to these men!
sirius: ...
remus: ...
james: okay so padfoot do you have the card
sirius: no i actually think it was my character to be honest
peter: sometimes i wonder what my life would be like if i hadn't met you guys
remus: pads can we talk later about... private stuff?
sirius: relationship stuff?
remus: yes
james: has it got anything to do with the cluedo roleplay?
remus: shut up prongs
#both of them going full dramatic is so real lol#also sirius WOULD be miss scarlet and remus WOULD be colonel mustard like oh come on that could literally be canon#also pete being done with their shit is iconic to me#well#cluedo#marauders era#the marauders#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#remus lupin#sirius black#james potter#peter pettigrew#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#marauders incorrect quotes#wolfstar#also theyd go absolutely insane about eachother doing this like they are engaged in the story and suddenly go#“oh theres more people in the room. hi. okay lets act like were not fucking”
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Uh oh guys
#NEW INTEREST#neeeewwww stimuli#the fire alarm in my building went off the other night and in my half asleep state I heard Scott speak to me#we're almost done with season 2 Peter hale when I catch you Peter hale#BE NICE TO MY SWEET BABYGIRL LYDIA#I know stiles and Lydia talk so much shit#teen wolf#teen wolf fanart#stiles stilinski fanart#stiles stilinski#derek hale#derek hale fanart#lydia martin#Lydia teen wolf#Lydia Martin fanart#stydia#sterek
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*Miguel casually bleeding out on the floor*
Peter B Parker: "Is he going to be ok?"
Lyla: "Yes, just keep applying pressure"
Peter B Parker, leaning in closer to Miguel: "If you die, Gwen, Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie will have no supervision"
Lyla: "Not like that!"
Peter B Parker: "It's true!"
#miguel would either heal quicker or accept his fate quicker#there is no in between#source: tumblr#spiderverse#into spider verse#into the spiderverse#into the spider verse#across the spider verse#peter b parker#peter benjamin parker#miguel is so done with his shit#spiderverse miguel#miguel o'hara#spiderverse lyla#atsv lyla#lyla spiderverse#incorrect quotes#incorrect spiderverse
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Ironman if he slayed also an ironstrange doodle as well as an au where maybe superior ironman acts as a squip to peter LOL
#iron man#tony stark#stephen strange#ironstrange#peter parker#spider man#superior iron man#DO NOT TAG THIS AS ST*RKER#st*rker fans dni#i will end u#anywayssss#interesting idea where superior iron man acts like a squip to peter bcuz hes bored and wants a protege maybe#except something something peter is able to make him see all the awful shit hes done#maybe#lettuces art gallery
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Hi! I've never done of these before, but if they met, do you think Peter would buy into Miguel's whole 'Canon Event' idea or would he think it absolutely insane?
Peter at the moment (chapter 14 type moment) would maybe believe him, but the Peter at the end of LoF would not. But also Miguel's general existence would piss him off because while he's created this society and it should be a good thing, it's not acting like it is. Also Miguel would be trying to call Peter an anomaly... I think Miguel would suddenly be less concerned with Peter and more concerned on not getting his ass beat by the Bats and Tony
#erinwantstowrite#ao3#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#leap of faith catch me if you can#leap of faith#peter parker#thank you for the ask!#miguel o'hara#if he tried the shit he did for Miles?#miguel would be DONE FOR
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A little lonely eyes doodle that i did a while ago
Im working on art thingie with Martin and John but i don't know when it will be done tbh. It is much harder to draw digitally as it turns out haha
#thought that i will be done with jmart illustration by now#i am not#i curse the lineart#cause why the fuck this shit is so hard#skskskskks#anyways enjoy#tma#peter lukas#elias bouchard#tma peter#tma elias#tma podcast#tma doodles#the magnus archive#the magnus archive fanart#my art#mal draws here
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Headcanon
Okay so I have this little headcanon ish/idea of a very plausible event between the marauders and the skittles!
So Reggie is a black cat Animagus, Barty is a bat Animagus, and we already know what the others are. I fully believe that at one point in time Barty was being chased by not only Reggie but James, Sirius and Peter, all in their Animagus forms. With and exasperated Evan and Remus chasing after them.
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#Minnie is done with the kids antics but she finds it incredibly amusing#the slytherin skittles#dead gay wizards from the 70s#rosekiller#jegulus#wolfstar#sirius black#regulus black#james potter#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#barty is a little shit#But we love him
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At this point, DC is a social experiment. I refuse to believe those people are real.
#jason todd#Jason puts the “done with these shitheads” in DC#This man taking a break is jeopardy for DC#I bet they were using darts to make this plotline#it's like watching riverdale. The horrors#he died an embarrassing death. they hate him so much😭#Dc is the epitome of fuck around then find out#next thing we know Dick grayson is an alien#YOU HAD ONE JOB DC!! YOU'RE MAKING MARVEL LOOK LIKE A MASTER IN THIS??#the day that boy take a rest will be the same day of Dc finding out it's a shit company#I bet the writer thought he was so original when writing this#batman 148#batboys#batbros#batfam shenanigans#batman#dc red hood#red hood#jason peter todd#under the red hood
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marauders talking about NPCs
James: yeah, he called me a NPC??? what even is that
Peter: it's a muggle thing
Remus: non-playable character dumbasses
Sirius: playable character?
James: I am played by no one
Sirius: Exactly
Remus: *facepalms*
#remus is done with their shit#dead gay wizards#marauders#james potter#the marauders#sirius black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew
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