#peter is done with this shit
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my-castles-crumbling · 2 years ago
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Sirius, thinking of Remus: It's not gay to have like...fantasies about another dude, right?
Remus, thinking of Sirius: Erm...no. Definitely not. As long as you don't... act on it.
James, thinking of Regulus: Yeah, no, it's.... completely straight.
Peter:
Peter: No, that's really fucking gay.
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7empesticide · 3 months ago
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saw au where everything is the same except hoffman isnt an apprentice hes just really fucking weird so strahm is stalking this regular ass guy
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kaetor · 4 months ago
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golden age of narnia outfit designs based on medieval fashion. dont ask why theres two of them.
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erinwantstowrite · 9 months ago
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LOF AU where everything is the same except peter is in gotham for like 2 days and then Wanda picks him up
Peter, being stalked by the Bats: MISS WANDA :D!!
Wanda: Peter!! :D
Tim, watching from another rooftop with his binoculars, was told 2 minutes ago to tell them if smth came up with Peter: um. guys-
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k7ino · 1 year ago
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forgot to post this here last night but,,hoffstrahm pikmin dads :3
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hearts4dorlene · 1 year ago
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*Marauders playing twister*
James: Left leg green, Sirius
*Sirius ends up on top of Remus*
Remus: Part of me thinks you're just doing this on purpose, James
Peter: He stopped spinning 10 minutes ago, surprised neither of you noticed
Sirius: Twat
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hxc66 · 1 year ago
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Conversations I’ve had that remind me of marauders characters part. 29
Sirius: do you ever wonder if-
Remus: nope.
Sirius: what-
Remus: no I don’t wonder that.
Sirius: I didn’t even finish what I was saying??
Remus: you don’t have to every time you say “do you ever wonder” it’s followed by the most buffoonery type bullshit ever said in mankind that only you would wonder about.
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losver07 · 4 months ago
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marauders playing cluedo (aka me & my friends on a friday night)
remus: well, i think it was miss scarlet, on the-
sirius: but it wasn't me!
remus: can you prove it?
peter: you'd have to show the card and-
james: shhh pete i wanna see where this is going
sirius: i cannot, but you have to trust me, i didn't do it
remus: where were you at the time of the murder? huh? i saw you bring that rope, miss scarlet, and i know you haven't come to this mansion to climb a mountain, not on those heels
sirius: are you saying a woman can't climb on her heels? are you underestimating my abilities, perhaps?
remus: oh no, i am saying you used them to commit a crime, miss!
sirius: it wasn't me, colonel, i swear it!
remus: the promises of a murderer mean nothing to me! i am certain it was you, and i will prove it to these men!
sirius: ...
remus: ...
james: okay so padfoot do you have the card
sirius: no i actually think it was my character to be honest
peter: sometimes i wonder what my life would be like if i hadn't met you guys
remus: pads can we talk later about... private stuff?
sirius: relationship stuff?
remus: yes
james: has it got anything to do with the cluedo roleplay?
remus: shut up prongs
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gargoyl3city · 2 months ago
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Uh oh guys
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incorrect-spiderverse · 2 years ago
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*Miguel casually bleeding out on the floor*
Peter B Parker: "Is he going to be ok?"
Lyla: "Yes, just keep applying pressure"
Peter B Parker, leaning in closer to Miguel: "If you die, Gwen, Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie will have no supervision"
Lyla: "Not like that!"
Peter B Parker: "It's true!"
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muscular-lettuce · 7 months ago
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Ironman if he slayed also an ironstrange doodle as well as an au where maybe superior ironman acts as a squip to peter LOL
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erinwantstowrite · 9 months ago
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Hi! I've never done of these before, but if they met, do you think Peter would buy into Miguel's whole 'Canon Event' idea or would he think it absolutely insane?
Peter at the moment (chapter 14 type moment) would maybe believe him, but the Peter at the end of LoF would not. But also Miguel's general existence would piss him off because while he's created this society and it should be a good thing, it's not acting like it is. Also Miguel would be trying to call Peter an anomaly... I think Miguel would suddenly be less concerned with Peter and more concerned on not getting his ass beat by the Bats and Tony
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malthedreamer · 3 months ago
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A little lonely eyes doodle that i did a while ago
Im working on art thingie with Martin and John but i don't know when it will be done tbh. It is much harder to draw digitally as it turns out haha
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stvr-l0st · 2 months ago
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Headcanon
Okay so I have this little headcanon ish/idea of a very plausible event between the marauders and the skittles!
So Reggie is a black cat Animagus, Barty is a bat Animagus, and we already know what the others are. I fully believe that at one point in time Barty was being chased by not only Reggie but James, Sirius and Peter, all in their Animagus forms. With and exasperated Evan and Remus chasing after them.
💕
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samthechaotic · 11 months ago
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At this point, DC is a social experiment. I refuse to believe those people are real.
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jamessluttythighs · 1 year ago
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marauders talking about NPCs
James: yeah, he called me a NPC??? what even is that
Peter: it's a muggle thing
Remus: non-playable character dumbasses
Sirius: playable character?
James: I am played by no one
Sirius: Exactly
Remus: *facepalms*
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