#this is so stupid sorry needed it out of my system ythough
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saw au where everything is the same except hoffman isnt an apprentice hes just really fucking weird so strahm is stalking this regular ass guy
#saw franchise#peter strahm#mark hoffman#sawtism#coffinshipping#<- a little bit.#ive imagined this extensively its so stupid it gives me a good laugh#everyone else is used to marks vaguely menacing and ominous behavior#but strahm thinks hes connected the dots (he hasnt connected shit hes seeing dots that arent even there)#antics ensue. obviously#office coffee machine breaks one day and strahm is like “hey hoffman why dont you show off your engineering skills to everyone”#and hoffman has no fucking clue what this guys on about but tries to fix it anyway to impress him#mark thinks hes bewitched pete so good that hes following him around so he mows his lawn shirtless at night or some shit#hardcut to pete in his car gripping the steering wheel foaming at the mouth wondering why mark hasnt done anything illegal yet#this is so stupid sorry needed it out of my system ythough#rigby original
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