#permission denied

[tinyfishtits]

hold onto your butts, the slut is back in camp

[barbieaemond]

How not to make it angsty.com

[heinous-desiree]

Permission to put Maeve in a blender?

-🦤

Maeve the Trap

Maeve stared at the dodo bird in silence, eyes glistening with fearful tears as he shrunk into himself.

"N...Nice, birdie?" Maeve mumbled out with a little moo.

The dodo bird stepped forward.

Maeve shrieked before running as fast as his tiny body could.

[soosoosoup]

Funk branch au

Au and branch design by @bbc-trolls

[thatrandomblogsays]

CSPAN when there’s no speaker of the house to stop them from filming and they can stream the unbridled chaos of the speaker elections for the first time

[scarefox]

can you believe, we live in a timeline where

this guy

wants to impregnate this guy

and he totally would let him

on Thai TV?

[thepoisonroom]

'I flirted with the idea that instead of being trans that I was just a cross-dresser (a quirk, I thought, that could be quietly folded into an otherwise average life) and that my dysphoria was sexual in nature, and sexual only. And if my feelings were only sexual, then, I wondered, perhaps I wasn’t actually trans.

I had read about a book called The Man Who Would Be Queen, by a Northwestern University professor who believed that transwomen who were attracted to women were really confused fetishists, they wanted to be women to satisfy an autogynephilia. And though I first read about this book in the context of its debunkment and disparagement, I thought about the electricity of slipping on those tights, zipping up those boots, and a stream of guilt followed. Maybe this professor was right, and maybe I was only a fetishist. Not trans, just a misguided boy.

About a year later, on the Internet, I come across a transwoman who added a unique message to the crowd refuting this professor. Oh, I wish I remember who this woman was, and I wish even more that I could do better than paraphrase her, but I remember her saying something like this: “Well, of course I feel sexy putting on women’s clothing and having a woman’s body. If you feel comfortable in your body for the first time, won’t that probably mean it’ll be the first time you feel comfortable, too, with delighting in your body as a sexual thing?”'

-Casey Plett, Consciousness

[reetheking]

you guys arent seriously saying in chat that my pee around 11 am was the only pee im getting today right? y-your not saying that right?

[vigilskeep]

you’ve heard of arthur/josie. you’ve heard of arthur/cass. but are you ready for “arthur has to apply to divine victoria cassandra, his ex, for permission as a mage to marry josephine”

[artist-owl]

do you think that in the timeline where the elessar was eärendil’s that elrond heard about gandalf giving it to galadriel and just went "it's a good thing that I have a less than zero desire for anything akin to a property dispute because i'm noldo enough for that to be rude as hell"

[clannfearrunt]

Watching my the father’s internal struggle between “happy his child is taking an interest in gardening” and “appalled and displeased they are growing fucking weeds” has been such a phenomenon. Today when I was setting up my new planter (to plant buffalo bur) he was giving me genuine advice on how best to use this particular planter and the right soil type and whatnot and then he’d like come to his senses or something and be like “man why are you planting weeds in this”. Which considering the planter is a fancy guy designed for efficient vegetable gardening, kind of fair! The question I have to pose in response though is would you prefer I plant my beautiful native “””noxious weed””” plants in the ground where they actually belong

[knifearo]

reminder to everyone that trauma IS a valid reason to use aspec labels. "i don't know if i'm aspec or just traumatized—" protip!!! you can be both!!!! the thing about labels is that they're not immutable states of being that you're born as. they're literally just words that we use to describe our lived experiences, and if asexual or aromantic or any related label feel relevant to the way that you experience attraction, whether it's a result of trauma or not, they're there for you to use. having trauma as a cause does not invalidate the fact that someone is experiencing lesser or no attraction. that's still the aspec experience babey. use the label if you want it's there for you <3

[bl0rbohandbag]

Armand: So, I—

Daniel:

[ratatatastic]

[asks mackie for his bottle] [has no qualms giving it to luosty] "hm?"

[luosty asks him if its okay to drink from it] [has to think about it for a few seconds]

"what?" [asks him again] [nods]

[takes an absolutely big swig] "whatever" [passes bottle back] "oh"

[takes a swig and passes it back]

special cameo ole patty trying to get mackies attention, you know, as someone whos currently his liney, and mackie not even giving him the time of day because hes too busy listening to luosty

terribly important conversations are being had here between lineys who are not currently lineys because the injury bug is a vicious thing around here or alternatively luosty does charm everyone yeah

florida panthers @ new york islanders | 10.26.24

[aliensupersim]

meet the phillips🏡 this harvestfest, jacqueline is finally talking kayden back home to willow creek to meet her parents. and...they like him!!

[captaincrowe]

a silly little meme for a recent scene from the erik pov luminerik missing scenes fic i'm writing as i replay the game