#people be like

[a-meh]

[wedarkacademia]

everyone says, be like the moon, but then refuse to accept my scars.

~ pia (excerpt from Emerald Sun, if I ever decide to publish)

[beardedmrbean]

[i-like-bug-types]

Idk if this is a me thing, and I'm sorry if this sounds petty BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY???

People not being able to form the plural when it comes to specific Pokémon species???

Pikachus... Rowlets...... Grubbins...

WHERE ARE Y'ALL GETTING THE S FROM???? Sorry if this is a regional thing but I swear to god people from every region I've been to form the plural without an s

Aaa😭😭😭

[inactivedweeb]

The feeling when shit hits the fan like you've been saying, but nobody takes you seriously and then everyone acts super surprised, hopefully this shit isn't just happening to me.

[brasideios]

Just had one of those ‘to get over depression you just need to make goals and push yourself’ conversations and it’s like… bruh. You are so wrong I don’t even know where to start. But you mean well, so I’m metaphorically kissing you on the forehead and changing the subject.

[an-annyeoing-writer]

Life would be 100000% easier if Baekhyun was my sugar daddy and rented me a nice apartment on like 15th high floor with pretty sights

[maverick-prime]

still don’t have my diagnosis yet but. yeah. found out recently almost everyone i knew in high school hated me and it literally baffled me??? like how can you hate me bro i’m just a little guy

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[asoftspotforangels]

some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[kirukrono]

[Fig. 01 Mikuchondria]

The powerhouse of YOUR cell

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[cuntylouis]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery