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"Penguins don't have teeth. Instead, they have backward-facing fleshy spines that line the inside of their mouths"
Pretty accurate
I love Helluva Boss, but now I have a new fear 🤣
#penguins are scary#helluva boss#hellaverse#helluva boss shorts#helluva shorts#helluva boss mission antarctica#mission antarctica
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my old blorbos are back in my brain
heart pirates my absolute beloved. shame theyre chillin somewhere in the ocean lol (do not mention the pre-time skip hats of penguin and shachi I'm still attached even tho its already been a million years since then)
anyway every time i remember that Law and Kid are assigned german and Scottish by Oda i gain one hundred years
#one piece#trafalgar law#heart pirates#penguin#shachi#kidlaw#weary sigh- i am never getting out of this place#OP has been in my brain since -checks watch- like 2016 I think? and there is no escape#like every few months this stupidass anime/manga just grabs my brain again for a month or so hdjkhkd#its terminal#anyway as a long time enjoyer of heart pirates-crys-hjdsfhkdhfk#i come back after a long time and this is the status update i get??? anyway fly high polar tang o7#btw if theres any mistakes in the german bits I'm sorry i did study german for a few years as my third language of choice but#im not super confident in it so hdsjfhk sorry#but the first bit with vergo is partly a reference to a meme that i saw some time ago and that completely took me out#and should translate i think into 'yea yea whatever. you wanker' and 'sorry. you(formal) wanker'#hajsdhkd#and the one with kid hopefully says 'oh yeah mirrors can be scary'#oh well and thats about it cheers#id say read one piece but actually dont its at 1088 chapters now#and just the catching up that i did in the past few days absolutely took me out lmao#but hey this is prolly my oldest going-on fandom that i still feel the need to come back from time to time lol o7
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Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin (Gotham) Appreciation Post
Easily one of my top favorite incarnations of this character ever. Robin Lord Taylor, you will always be famous.
#DC#Gotham#Oswald Cobblepot#the Penguin#awesome#badass#criminal#creepy#epic#evil#fabulous#funny#psycho#jerkass#killer#scary#supervillain#smug snake#tragic villain#great villain#robin lord taylor
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My sickly hallucination girlfriend who hates me
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quick painting of baby sid!!
#illustration#digital art#nhl#hockey art#art#pittsburgh penguins#sidney crosby#i know he looks scary im sorry#Wanted to make it photo-y but i fear he looks like an scp
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decided to play waddle squad for the first time in forever .. the version I played through looks a little weird though ..
#club penguin#jet pack guy#gary the gadget guy#rookie#🐇💬#I must emphasize the caption is a joke this is a stupid edit I made LOL#i had this idea for months and I finally decided to execute it today#sorry if gary looks scary i was tempted to give him normal eyes but i had to stay true to canon and give him little dot eyes
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OK, Pens, what gives?
I try not to be too deeply skeptical, but so much about this Pens post leaves me side-eyeing the organization.
The link provided takes you to a website that has no information on what rights the "creators" are giving up for the "privilege" of maybe having their "content" included in a future Pens commercial. Just a link where you can upload your videos. (Videos are preferred.)
If you do happen to click on the logo in the upper right corner of that website, it takes you to another website that's all about ...
. and this ... .
Which leads me to think FSG decided it could fire Andi and its ITR camera crew and instead milk fans to provide social media content that will continue to make money for FSG.
Please let me be wrong. Am I wrong?!
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sightseeing
#kilpen#kilguin#killer one piece#penguin one piece#one piece#my art#this is actually just Jessie and I at the renaissance faire today#yes we DID dress up as kilpen yes i DO have a white knuckle grip on her clothes because her walking speed is scary fast
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anyway kataang is at its most interesting from 1) katara's pov and 2) just how messy and complex her view of and feelings towards aang and love and grief really are
#i'm braver than any us marine#aanglove#atla#kataang#mine#like he's the avatar so he's your hope for the world#and then eventually enough happens that you fear and somewhat resent that he's the avatar#and not just aang. bc haven't you given enough. why do you have to give him too#katara refusing to let go of anything without claw marks and a fierce tongue i think#while also refusing to commit bc that's Scary. yeah#otp: penguin sledding
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With Sofia Falcone's reputation I really don't know if I would be whispering and staring at her while she in the same room with me let alone protest outside her brother's funeral. That's just me though lol
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Tarta redesign! I've talked a bit about him already, so it's about time I showed you what he's really like. He is as protective of his family as he is in canon, but my version has absolutely no compassion or regard for anyone OTHER than Opila and their chicks. He's a wild animal and WILL scratch and bite anyone outside his family.
To keep him in check, he was fitted with a harness that turned his mask into more of a muzzle, and his legs were cuffed together so he couldn't kick or scratch (at least, not without falling over). As you can see by the darker stains on his face, the harness rarely came off & caused him to develop rashes. Due to his cuffs, he also can't climb like Opila can. He's more ostrich than flamingo, so he runs faster and is physically heavier and stronger than Opila (not that it's very apparent, the cuffs often make him trip when he tries to run).
I imagine he was meant to be utilized similarly to Opila, but had to be strictly monitored so he wouldn't hurt anyone. He is NOT a guardian and can only be posed with and pet by park guests if he is sedated and a handler is present. You can see from his wall art that he didn't always have red spots on his chest. If you're not careful around him, he might gain more.
Ramblings abt Tarta's design under the cut!
I wanted my version of Tarta to look like the opposite of Opila! He has no sense of warmth and is sorta rooster-ish, with a sharper beak, undersized wings, and sharp red plumage that juts out of the opposite side of his tail compared to where Opila's plumage is. I wanted him to give the impression of an aggressive bird who puffs out his feathers to seem scarier to predators. I'm also particularly fascinated by his origins as "The Haze", an unused cyan Opila Bird found in the files of Banban 1 and Banban 2. The name "The Haze" alone is so mysterious and cool sounding I feel like I have to do something with it, but I just don't know what I'll do yet!!!
Ever since his inception I was curious why Tarta is depicted with opposite-facing pupils in his wallart! I kept that design feature since it's striking, but I figured I'd give it a real explanation. I suppose his mask was painted first & meant to look like he's looking backwards, but then the designer realized that it looks very silly from the front. It's like... the design was made 2D like it was only meant to be seen from one angle, only to gain a new unintended meaning in 3D space. Like, I've seen it on MLP toys before! Like the old Zecora blind bag figure that appears to have been redesigned for this exact reason!
I thought of her first because I had this exact figure as a kid! both of her eyes face backwards. I've also seen this same oversight on a Rarity figure, though I'm not sure what specific line that Rarity figure was from!
Anyhow, Tarta's eyes staring in different directions were kept/canonized because the mascot designers are desperate to make general audiences not feel terrified of their mascots lol. And he can't hurt you if he can't look at you, right? (WRONG)
unrelated! I was thinking abt how all the birds are cake themed and how each of the chicks has their own associated type of cake. I wonder what Opila and Tarta's are? I think Opila would be fruitcake and Tarta would be red velvet.
#art#traditional art#Garten of Banban#Banban Resort#Tarta Bird#redesign#mixed media#marker art#scopophobia#tw animal cruelty#horror art#it feels so strange to tag this as horror art but like#ppl said it was scary!!! Thats enough for me I think#I think I just don't find it scary cuz I'm the one who's drawing it lol#I try very hard to scare myself but ngl the last time I drew something that scared me was when I was like 5 LOL#5 yo me drew a giant penguin in crayon n got so scared of its eyes I had to throw the paper away LOL
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Batspook 13
Day 13 : Scary movie
Well how else to finalise batjokes horror movie parodies than by paying homage to THEE scary movie parody.
...Batman...I wouldn't reach for that popcorn if i were you. Just saying.
#batman#joker#batjokes#halloween#scary movie#two face#scarecrow#penguin#riddler#harley quinn#poison ivey
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YOU ARE BANNED FOREVER
#this is traditional btw. was scary as fuck to render theyre all about an inch tall#sanders tattag#tattoo design#club penguin
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does anyone know why the penguin is actually called that? with most of those other criminals with special names, i at least somewhat can see the connection but this just doesn't make any sense to me
#i get that it's his look or whatever#but why did he choose penguins#it's not like they are particularly dangerous#or scary or anything like that#i don't get it#the penguin#only in gotham#just gotham city things#unreality
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tbh as someone with bpd, the way people talk abt fitz makes me feel physically ill like wdym youre inherently toxic because you idolize certain people wdym youre evil because of mere thought patterns wdym there must be no reason for you to be this way youre just a bad person wdym you’re undeserving of love and literally being alive because you feel emotions really strongly
(the issue is that they take these traits he inherently has and says he’s toxic for stuff he can’t control it’s never his behaviors and if it is they blow it way out of proportion??)
also hi don’t use narcissistic psychopath sociopath etc as descriptors for yes even the villains (this part of the post isn’t meant to be really mean, ik that language is normalized but yeah let’s not use mental health language and/or outdated terms in a stigmatizing manner!)
#fitz vacker#kotlc fandom#lmao ive also seen that he’s manipulative bc he gave gifts to sophie#and like.. hi he’s autistic hope this helps <3#(penguin pebbling)#anyways i only engage with keeper content here now and even then it’s like scary?#fandom spaces stop spreading ableist ideas challenge#and yes i get that a lot of bpd traits and symptoms can get toxic quickly#but we aren’t inherently evil (the same goes for npd & aspd & hpd)#and yeah ik he’s not canonically bpd but most of the bad stuff people say about him are things i relate to heavily as a person with bpd#and ive seen words like narcissist(ic) thrown around a lot and 🤕#don’t use ableist language <3#okay rant over
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Am I the only one who thought episode 4 of the penguin was really mediocre and super unoriginal
Like they did the exact same Arkham “innocent person thrown in with the animals” plotline in Gotham 2014. I guess it’s different because they made it Girlboss Feminism (by cribbing heavily from The Yellow Wallpaper)
#like whoa scary her autonomy is being violated because she’s Innocent and Sane#actually all of those people are being violated! her being innocent undercuts that message!#the penguin hbo
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