#peggy carter incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peggy: You know I can’t say no when you look at me like that.

Natasha: That is why I look at you like that.

[skylarinfinity]

[telling story to doctor]

m/n: after all that we fucked so hard that when i'm cumming i tore her towel rack of the wall.

m/n: she didn't mad at all, more like impressed by it but the rack hit her leg and leave big bruised next morning... that's why we here.

doctor: [sighed] sir i just ask how this happened, you don't need tell the whole story.

peggy: [blushing] i'm so sorry about him! [pulling m/n out of doctor room]

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

[death-isnt-surprising]

Peggy: You know what they say, Y/n. “If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again.” Y/n: Actually, Peggy, what they say is, “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

The Howlies scouting Dum Dum: It’s beautiful out here. Bucky: And quiet. Peggy: Too quiet. Gabe: Did we lose someone? cut to Steve with a bear in a headlock

[chaxan08]

*some point during the WW2*

Howard: So, people are really enjoying the mistletoe we put up, huh?

Peggy: Yeah, especially Rogers and Barnes.

Bucky and Steve: *full-on snogging under the mistletoe*

Howard: Do you reckon they'll stop any time soon?

Peggy: Nope.

[fandomnerd9602]

Captain Peggy Carter runs out…

Peggy: Target’s on the move! Stark, where are you?

Y/N Stark lands and throws the target to the ground at Peggy’s feet…

Y/N: Carter, I believe this belongs to you. O Captain my Captain

Peggy: my Iron Knight (blushes)

[noturlondonboy]

Clint: what kind of girls do you like?

Peggy: my wife

Clint: what about you?

Wanda: Peggy’s wife

Natasha: *winking and doing finger guns at both of them*

[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

Who Broke It?

White House, Avengers meeting

@official-buckybarnes: "So.. who broke it?" *broken coffee pot on the table. No answer* "I'm not mad, I just wanna know."

@c4m3r0n-st0n3: "It was me- I broke it."

President Bucky: "No, no you didn't. Wade?"

@loganschuchuzinho: Don't look at me. Look at Soldat."

@iwasmadetobeasoldier: What? I didn't break it!

Wade: Huh, thats funny. How'd you even know it was broken?

Soldat: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and its broken.

Wade:....suspicious

Soldat: No, its not!

@proud-owner-0f-americas-ass: I-if it matters, probably doesn't, but @natt-romanoff was the last one to use it

Nat: what?? What do you- I don't even drink that crap!!

Steve: Oh yeah-? Then what were you doing next to the coffee cart this morning??

Nat: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that!

Cameron: Okay, okay, lets not fight. I broke it, Bucky, let me pay for it.

President Bucky: No! Who broke it?!

*silence*

@you-know-me-you-do: Barnes, @the1-and-only-peggycarter 's been awful quiet.

Peggy: REALLY??

Howard: yeah!

*overlapping arguing*

President Bucky: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

I predict in 10 minutes they'll be at each others throat with war paint on and a pig head on a stick.

Good.

It was getting a little chummy around here anyway.

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Steggy + textposts pt. 2/?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peggy: Here, I made breakfast.

Natasha: Ooh, toast! Let me know when your cookbook comes out.

[skylarinfinity]

[child m/n running inside his home after long day at school]

child m/n: [looking at the aquarium that supposed to have his gold fish] mummy where buster?

peggy: [kneeling to m/n level] baby, buster he died when you at school and daddy already bury him-

[child m/n immediately crying his heart out]

peggy: [panicking] baby, it's okay that's how life wo-

child m/n: [sniffles] why daddy bury him? i want to eat buster! [stomp his small feet]

peggy: oh...

author notes daniel sousa is m/n dad.

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

[death-isnt-surprising]

Peggy: I think we should stick to the plan, Y/n. Y/n: What plan?.. Peggy: Exactly.

[fandomnerd9602]

Peggy and Y/N walk out to intercept the Scarlet Witch…

Y/N: hey baby

Wanda: do I know you?

Peggy: you didn’t look at the family photos? Wanda, seriously, love.

Wanda’s eyes soften…

Wanda: oh…it’s not fair. Why am I so loved in this universe and not in my own?

Y/N: you can be. I exist there. Just find me and I know I’ll be crazy about you. Also maybe don’t hunt Chavez.

Peggy: seriously that girl is hurting and wanting a family as much as you.

Wanda: I-I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

The Scarlet Witch leaves Wanda’s body…

Peggy and Y/N catch their Wanda…

Wanda: detkas? How did I get here?

Peggy: we’ll explain over cuddles after we tuck the boys in tonight, love

For @konstantin609

[ir0npvrker]

peggy: wow, you’re so brave! you didn’t even hesitate to throw yourself into danger!

steve: that's because i have no regard for my own personal safety. you can ask bucky

bucky: i have never been more stressed in my life

[incorrectcaptaincarter]

Natasha: Stop doing that.

Captain Carter: Stop doing what?

Natasha: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.