#peggy carter incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peggy: You know I can’t say no when you look at me like that.

Natasha: That is why I look at you like that.

[skylarinfinity]

[telling story to doctor]

m/n: after all that we fucked so hard that when i'm cumming i tore her towel rack of the wall.

m/n: she didn't mad at all, more like impressed by it but the rack hit her leg and leave big bruised next morning... that's why we here.

doctor: [sighed] sir i just ask how this happened, you don't need tell the whole story.

peggy: [blushing] i'm so sorry about him! [pulling m/n out of doctor room]

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

[death-isnt-surprising]

Peggy: You know what they say, Y/n. “If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again.” Y/n: Actually, Peggy, what they say is, “If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

[autumnistic-danmei]

Steve: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Peggy: Wasn't Bucky with you?

Bucky: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

The Howlies scouting Dum Dum: It’s beautiful out here. Bucky: And quiet. Peggy: Too quiet. Gabe: Did we lose someone? cut to Steve with a bear in a headlock

[chaxan08]

*some point during the WW2*

Howard: So, people are really enjoying the mistletoe we put up, huh?

Peggy: Yeah, especially Rogers and Barnes.

Bucky and Steve: *full-on snogging under the mistletoe*

Howard: Do you reckon they'll stop any time soon?

Peggy: Nope.

[fandomnerd9602]

Captain Peggy Carter runs out…

Peggy: Target’s on the move! Stark, where are you?

Y/N Stark lands and throws the target to the ground at Peggy’s feet…

Y/N: Carter, I believe this belongs to you. O Captain my Captain

Peggy: my Iron Knight (blushes)

[ifanyoneasksyoudontknowme]

The Captain America trilogy:

[moonlightbae7775]

Yn:hey i just noticed your first name is my middle name

(Natasha gives Yn a tight lipped smile)

Yn:there’s a high possibility if I don’t see my girlfriend in the next twenty four hours I’m burn down this tower with everyone in it.

Bonus

(Natasha watching the tower burn down and yn being detained)

[buckywiththegoodhair86]

Time for some more memes of Steve and Friends! (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26 here.)

[noturlondonboy]

Clint: what kind of girls do you like?

Peggy: my wife

Clint: what about you?

Wanda: Peggy’s wife

Natasha: *winking and doing finger guns at both of them*

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peggy: Here, I made breakfast.

Natasha: Ooh, toast! Let me know when your cookbook comes out.

[skylarinfinity]

[child m/n running inside his home after long day at school]

child m/n: [looking at the aquarium that supposed to have his gold fish] mummy where buster?

peggy: [kneeling to m/n level] baby, buster he died when you at school and daddy already bury him-

[child m/n immediately crying his heart out]

peggy: [panicking] baby, it's okay that's how life wo-

child m/n: [sniffles] why daddy bury him? i want to eat buster! [stomp his small feet]

peggy: oh...

author notes daniel sousa is m/n dad.

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[death-isnt-surprising]

Steve: Peggy, are you hurt? Peggy: No, I’m just bleeding to death! How are you?

[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

Who Broke It?

White House, Avengers meeting

@official-buckybarnes: "So.. who broke it?" *broken coffee pot on the table. No answer* "I'm not mad, I just wanna know."

@c4m3r0n-st0n3: "It was me- I broke it."

President Bucky: "No, no you didn't. Wade?"

@loganschuchuzinho: Don't look at me. Look at Soldat."

@iwasmadetobeasoldier: What? I didn't break it!

Wade: Huh, thats funny. How'd you even know it was broken?

Soldat: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and its broken.

Wade:....suspicious

Soldat: No, its not!

@proud-owner-0f-americas-ass: I-if it matters, probably doesn't, but @natt-romanoff was the last one to use it

Nat: what?? What do you- I don't even drink that crap!!

Steve: Oh yeah-? Then what were you doing next to the coffee cart this morning??

Nat: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that!

Cameron: Okay, okay, lets not fight. I broke it, Bucky, let me pay for it.

President Bucky: No! Who broke it?!

*silence*

@you-know-me-you-do: Barnes, @the1-and-only-peggycarter 's been awful quiet.

Peggy: REALLY??

Howard: yeah!

*overlapping arguing*

President Bucky: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

I predict in 10 minutes they'll be at each others throat with war paint on and a pig head on a stick.

Good.

It was getting a little chummy around here anyway.

[ir0npvrker]

peggy: wow, you’re so brave! you didn’t even hesitate to throw yourself into danger!

steve: that's because i have no regard for my own personal safety. you can ask bucky

bucky: i have never been more stressed in my life