#pearl is not in the polycule

[danielleargentino]

very quick and messy and awful doodle of the t4t lesbians..... they're in a polycule with juniper and myriam i believe.

[starlight-lesbians]

Pearl, at Rusty: You're my boyfriend.

Rusty: Yeah I am!

Pearl, at Dinah: You're my wife.

Dinah: Yes boss.

Pearl, at Greaseball: You're my bitch.

Greaseball: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Pearl, at Hydra: My babygirl.

Hydra: Naturally.

Pearl, Electra: HA, GAY!

Electra: Fuck you.

[meatmunching]

PEARLCLEO NATION WE ARE SO BACK!!!!! THE WIVES ARE UNDIVORCED FOR REAL!!!! LONG LIVE THE GAYS!!!!!!

[something-wicked-within-me]

Silly little WL au of mine,,,,

Against all odds, PICS stay together. Or, at least, the GGGs do - Impulse is the one to team with Gem and Joel. He leaves around Session 2.

It's episode 9. The final confrontation. They're all on red - most of the other teams have already fallen, aside from a few stragglers, and it's the GGGS vs Gem, Joel and Impulse ("GIJ", they've affectionately dubbed themselves, so their catchphrase could be "the gij's up!").

"Pearl," Gem pleads. "Please. Come with me! We can be Soup Group again! Well — plus Joel, but... Soup Group! Come on. Don't you remember Murder Camel? We can destroy those guys! Please. You don't need them. Let me save you." "Oh, Gem..." Pearl's eyes soften, as she strides forward, lowering her sword to cup Gem's cheek in her hand. The deer-hybrid leans into the wolf's touch. A deer trying to save a wolf. How pathetic. Gem gasps as she feels Pearl slot a sword between her ribs. The fawn looks up, horrified, her face almost betraying betrayal... though, that would be the wrong term, because betrayal required them being allies in the first place! They'd never been allies. Let alone friends. "You want to save me? Please. I don't need saving. I'm right where I want to be." Pearl was sick of people telling her who she should be with - what she should want, do, think, be. She knew exactly what she wanted. She wanted Cleo. She wanted Scott. And she wanted this deer to rot. She allowed Gem's corpse to fall to the ground with a cold smirk. Nothing but roadkill. Then, she stepped back to her real team, her real friends, her darling partners. Gem was an absolute idiot if she thought she'd betray them. Pearl gave Cleo a peck on her forehead above her forebrow's stitch, and kisses Scott's star-littered nose. Affectionately, Scott wiped the blood off her cheeks with his thumb, like she'd gotten a bit messy eating an ice cream cone and hadn't just killed a rogue roe. She giggled. "Guess the gig's up for the gijs," Pearl couldn't help but mock the dead doe, and Cleo rolled her eyes teasingly at her pun as the two mollycoddled. "The gijs are almost up. Now, come on," Cleo pulled Pearl's sword out of Gem's forgotten corpse while Scott and Pearl were peppering each other with nose-kisses like it was a competition — was it rude of them to be bill and cooing in front of Gem's dead body? Probably!— and offered the weapon to Pearl in the same way a queen might offer a knight back their blade. Once, Cleo might have hesitated to hand her a weapon, but not anymore. Running a blade through each other's backs now would be like running a blade through their own. "We've got an Impulse to catch."

[yb-cringe]

man how was i not supposed to walk away from empires s1 and not see the wither rose alliance as the worlds most fucked up if true polycule

[ronkeyroo]

LAUGHS/// Doodled up a bunch of silly stuff with Saturn and his dynamic with a couple of my OCs while I gather the courage to yap about their lore,,, 🥺🤲 (Raven is the unhinged Trainer while Koda is the Team Galactic Grunt!)

[daily-hermit-gals]

day 51 - y'know this old post? that was a cropped version of this comic. sorry. that was pearl observing cleo's— I mean looking in some direction I cannot tell which one. very specific meme about my moon creature pearl though

[gears-twisting-and-turning]

Alright part so many of stex fnaf au, I cannot be bothered to figure out how manieth this one is lmaooo. Alright so this one will have all of the coaches, which are a lot so I hope you're ready for it.

The coaches + components: Dinah, Ashley, Buffy, Pearl, Wrench, Volta, Joule, Killerwatt, Krupp and Purse

Coaches + compartments - 

Dinah is mainly a waitress animatronic. She was made to roam the main dining halls, often the ones where families sit. If she’s not in the main dining halls, she’ll be roaming around the teen area as she often is obviously paired up with Greaseball. She sometimes also performs with him, either with dancing/skating or background vocals. She is also programmed with first aid if necessary and due to this often brings hurt children, teens or adults to Wrench.

Ashley is mainly a waitress animatronic. She is mostly seen around the adult area due to her smoking habits. She also keeps watch over the room where you’re to smoke and will mostly be the one to confront you if you’re smoking anywhere where you’re not allowed to. If she’s not around the adults, she’s hanging around the teen area as she does easily fit the aesthetic around there.  She is also programmed with first aid if necessary and due to this often brings hurt teens or adults to Wrench.

Buffy is mainly a waitress animatronic. She’s only seen in the adult area due to the nature of her skimpy outfit, she’s often seen either actually giving out full meals, or rolling around the bar with drinks and snacks.  She is also programmed with first aid if necessary and due to this often brings hurt adults to Wrench.

Pearl is mainly an entertainment animatronic. She’s often seen around Rusty helping him with his performances as the one to ask Rusty certain questions so kids can understand what the story is about. Besides this she is also a waitress, helping in any room she can, but mostly the kids room. She is also programmed with first aid if necessary and due to this often brings hurt children, teens or adults to Wrench.

Wrench is a nurse animatronic, mostly there to patch up anyone who might get hurt. She mostly deals with children as they are the ones more often than not getting hurt with here and there the angsty teen and least of all adults. To kids she’s often seen as kind, caring and soft. Only really raising her voice to any child if they’re doing something dangerous or something similar. To teens she often matches their energies, if they’re kind to her she will extend the same kindness back, however if they’re an asshole to deal with, she won’t stand for it and is often seen snapping back. To adults she has a much shorter fuse, is often watched by an employee when having to take care of an adult so that she stays within the policies of the company. 

Volta is mainly an entertainment animatronic. She's only seen in the adult area and is made to entertain guests with intriguing dances. Sometimes these can be more sensual, but she’s not made like a stripper please stop thinking this <- note to self. She is also a waiter giving out drinks, snacks and often is the one who makes the cocktails/mocktails. Is often in a duo with Joule.

Joule is mainly an entertainment animatronic. She’s only seen in the adult area and is made to entertain guests with intriguing dances. Sometimes these can be more sensual, but she’s not made like a stripper please stop thinking this. She is also a waiter giving out drinks, snacks and often is the one who makes the cocktails/mocktails. Is often in a duo with Volta.

Killerwatt ???

Krupp is a security guard, often seen roaming all of the halls to check if everything is in order. Both him and Killerwatt’s databases are linked up with the police database in order to check if anyone has a warrant for their arrest to keep everyone safe. Often makes time for kids to make sure they’re safe and sound, but doesn’t extend the same kindness to teens as he’s often been pranked and is wary of being pranked again. He has a water pistol and a real pistol, one for jokes with kids and one for actual dangers that might come up in the diner. 

Purse is an administration animatronic. He’s mostly behind the scenes helping out staff with a bunch of calculations and similar business stuff to keep everything stocked etc. If he’s not doing that, he’s often roaming around the building, more often than not found in the adult area as he seems to prefer it. He does however have a module for kids for if they ask anything and is sometimes seen teaching the kids about money and stuff like that if the parents ask. 

[myrquez]

ok fanculo mi ci butto dentro

Bezz not understanding why or how he ended up staring at Fabio’s necklace so intensely and slowly giving in to the desire to touch it while boing in the cool down room and realising a second too late he’s on camera, he got caught trailing his fingers along Fabio’s neck, hurriedly saying sorry and making his way to the podium, camera filming a cool down room with a shocked Fabio and a smirking Marc

once they’re all on the podium (in my mind palace Bezz won) Fabio and Marc share a look of complicity and as soon as they can they surround Bezz and drench him completely, champagne running down his leathers and into his mouth in a oh so obscene way not even the filthiest rosquez podium ever got so unholy.

Bezz just stays there and takes it because he’s so fuckin lost he can’t move or protest (not that he would) and lets the champagne run down his curls and throat, swallowing it all to get out of the embarrassment of being on live TV

later that night he meets Fabio and Marc at the club which both use the same move from the podium by closing him between their bodies, Fabio proudly showing his pearl necklace with his shirt completely open and marching wearing a t-shirt so thighs he can barely breathe just to show off his biceps

They end up fucking in Bezz’s hotel room because it’s the one closer to the club and because Vale is in the same hotel and he will get so fucking pissed off Marc will laugh for weeks

il tuo cervello enorme gigante pazzesco te lo sto giurando su cristo mi prudono le mani perché in inglese non riesco a sclerarci come si deve ma

i’m OBSESSED bc wdym champagne porn on a podium, marc and fabio spraying it on bezz’s tongue and around his mouth and watching him swallow it like the good boy he is.

also vale’s hotel room HAS to be right next to bezz’s one, and marc has to know this bc ofc he bribes fabio into his evil masterplan, and they end up truly giving their all as in mouth tongue hands fingers and dick to make sure bezz’s noises come out as loud as possible. bed’s slamming into the wall both rooms share and all that.

nice. now write it (pls)

[aethershroud]

After getting through a lot of Side Order, I have come to the conclusion that people ship Pearl, Marina and Achtf1sh as a polycule. They must. And why not? Pearl has two hands, after all. That's two more hands than Agent 4 has actual representation in this franchise. That sucks.

[tawnyevergreen]

Rewatching Steven Universe, enjoy a ship chart that I got from Amino a la 2016

Feel free to discuss

[diamond-in-the-rough-au]

They love their son!!!

[nugatorysheep]

rebecca can't make pearl bi because that's erasure! wah!!!

Ah yes. The lesbians will suffer so horribly without Pearl. Surely there are no other feminine characters in this show with a cast primarily comprised of alien women that could have the potential to be attracted to each other

Oh wait. Garnet. The one who sang a musical number so proudly gay another fandom stole it and made a shitty rip off. The one who is so gay the two faggots she's made of can coexist within each other indefinitely. Y'know, the one who was so overtly and unapologetically gay with her gay wedding that it got the show ended early??

Anyway pearl x greg semi-canon send tweet

[plusultragamer]

Another polyship idea I have thought about. Currently unnamed, it's basically a combination of FortuneShipping and AppealShipping, the latter of which I've been open to as an option for Dawn in the anime under the circumstance that Ash isn't paired with her.

Made with Fotor.

[spongynova]

NSFW mcspirk month - 27 - voyeurism

Is this how Bones and Spock finally get together? Can't wait to read the report on this away mission.

First officer's log / Stardate 5554.4 / Section 13 / Paragraph 12 / [redacted] While my clone was still penetrating the captain on the ground of Phylos, [note to self: we may have underestimated the resilience of a human body, ask for more data to the captain at a later date, 5555.6 would be satisfactory], Doctor McCoy took my hand in his, projecting a wave of stimulating thoughts in my mind despite my shields. We then reali- [END redacted]

Full version on AO3 & Pillowfort

@mcspirkevents

Y'all drawing, writing and posting everyday is a marathon! I can see every mistakes (well not everyone but you see my point) in each drawing, but I don't have the time to go back and edit them. EURGH. See you tomorrow for a crack fanart and some pearls though <3

[velbsy]

Me when I saw Marina and Pearl come in at the latest Splatoon concert

LETS GO LESBIANSS