#it’s a whole polycule atp

[myrquez]

ok fanculo mi ci butto dentro

Bezz not understanding why or how he ended up staring at Fabio’s necklace so intensely and slowly giving in to the desire to touch it while boing in the cool down room and realising a second too late he’s on camera, he got caught trailing his fingers along Fabio’s neck, hurriedly saying sorry and making his way to the podium, camera filming a cool down room with a shocked Fabio and a smirking Marc

once they’re all on the podium (in my mind palace Bezz won) Fabio and Marc share a look of complicity and as soon as they can they surround Bezz and drench him completely, champagne running down his leathers and into his mouth in a oh so obscene way not even the filthiest rosquez podium ever got so unholy.

Bezz just stays there and takes it because he’s so fuckin lost he can’t move or protest (not that he would) and lets the champagne run down his curls and throat, swallowing it all to get out of the embarrassment of being on live TV

later that night he meets Fabio and Marc at the club which both use the same move from the podium by closing him between their bodies, Fabio proudly showing his pearl necklace with his shirt completely open and marching wearing a t-shirt so thighs he can barely breathe just to show off his biceps

They end up fucking in Bezz’s hotel room because it’s the one closer to the club and because Vale is in the same hotel and he will get so fucking pissed off Marc will laugh for weeks

il tuo cervello enorme gigante pazzesco te lo sto giurando su cristo mi prudono le mani perché in inglese non riesco a sclerarci come si deve ma

i’m OBSESSED bc wdym champagne porn on a podium, marc and fabio spraying it on bezz’s tongue and around his mouth and watching him swallow it like the good boy he is.

also vale’s hotel room HAS to be right next to bezz’s one, and marc has to know this bc ofc he bribes fabio into his evil masterplan, and they end up truly giving their all as in mouth tongue hands fingers and dick to make sure bezz’s noises come out as loud as possible. bed’s slamming into the wall both rooms share and all that.

nice. now write it (pls)

[halftheway]

does anyone here care open arms fankids🤨 too bad ur getting young dandy anyway

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[pastriibunz]

im realizing im scarily a lot like kai-

examples: keeping my hair the one color my whole life bc it feels most like me, don’t like having my hair straightened bc it feels too restricting(??), autistic rizz(/hj), in a polycule, would sacrifice myself for the people i love, and parent(mostly mommy) issues-

kai is just everyone atp omg 😭😭😭

[dearestclement1ne]

omg whatchu know ab sabstewquel

they abt to start shipping the whole team together as a giant polycule atp

[saym0-0]

trying again. okay.

polymechs is very much a thing i think,, basira gets called to the institute to investigate a very serious murder and stuff but also has to avoid eye contact with jon(ny) so they dont start giggling

after basira gets hired/held ransom tim starts coming in and bringing lunch for the whole archives for no reason beyond wanting to fuck with the other assistant who before this didnt know jon and basira even knew each other. maybe they do the funny bit where he pretends to cheat w jonny but its really healthy happy poly. the possibilities are endless

i think tim would take her name also (tim hussain) this is not because i dont want to figure out how to contort gunpowder into a real last name nope definitely not (it is)(also i think its funny)

also they exclusively refer to him as her wife, when asked why they say its bc tim wore the dress at the wedding and thus deserves the title. also i think basira/ashes will use she/they bc theres something uncomfortable using she/her for ashes exclusively

simply because im not in the mood for angst im gonna say ts was always a Stranger, only they didnt notice for like a week because they were sleep deprived college students and by that point they decided collectively that it was good enough company to Just Not Really Think About It. so they know its some kind of sentient wooden doll with potentially nefarious intentions but they dont really care very much?

as for the other mechs, i dont think any of them are really involved with The Spooky beyond a mark from the stranger each and probably also noticing a little more than the average person off the street

marius is in med school, and takes great glee in adding 'yet!!' after he gets not-a-doctored

ivy works in a library and is consistently mad about jonnys job as archivist ('one day, jonny. one day im going to follow you to work and get that damn archive sorted.. >:(' )

tbh i Dont Know what most of them r doing in their own lives. they show up to perform shows, torment jon(ny) in fromt of his coworkers, and have like cute romance or smth then disappear again

i think jonny and nastya are childhood friends (maybe met a couple years after the web leitner thing) but they've been calling each other siblings since before any of the others met them

with georgie i think shes monogamous but since the mechs polycule is like. open im not sure the exact terminology she dated jon(ny) in college just like. separately from the rest. shes homies w all of them though

maybe they shared a flat in college and carmilla was their landlord & neighbour that sounds really funny actually

atp im more making a regular human mechs au instead of a tma crossover but we ball im having fun

also!! with the exception of jon(ny) and basira/ashes their names & personalities are exclusively based on mechs canon, im not gonna start using actual names because that just leans a little close to rpf for me (mcyt fandom trauma 😔) and they all have mostly human first and last names anyway so im keeping them

like with the georgie bit any tma ships are also possible!! idk which ones i want to include yet (probably jmart or polychives) if any but i do think it would be funny for someone to be like 'shit! hes taken! :(' like four times with different people over the course of a few months then realising 'wait a minute.. maybe my boss doesn't go through partners like candy and is actually polyam. maybe i do have a chance!'

okay this is actually making less sense the more i write so im stopping here you get the jist

need more mechs x tma aus with mechs ships, i feel like this is an unexploited form of comedy. this is entirely because i think ashes-is-basira and ashes-and-tim-are-married are two things that can and should coexist