#peak extracts

[revvethasmythh]

it's been weeks and i'm still so compelled by the background storyline of hawke going to weisshaupt after here lies the abyss. like. it makes no damn sense. maybe if hawke has a living sibling who is a grey warden, you can twist the logic of it, but i did not have that and also hawke said she wanted to make sure corypheus died and neither staying in the fade NOR going to weisshaupt really accomplishes this goal. like there is NO reason for hawke to be up at weisshaupt, this is not in her lane, this is not her business, her skin is NOT clear, her crops are NOT watered. the wardens are not the responsibility of your Just Some Guy from Kirkwall who has potentially zero connections to the wardens at all except for that one time they super causally tried to use her as a blood sacrifice (maybe she and the first warden can laugh about it some day, but somehow i doubt it!).

BUT. but. the mental imagine of hawke going there and then her sibling (if alive) and her love interest ALSO going there, just to meet up with her, makes it so bonkers funny i don't even care if it doesn't make sense. wtf do you mean hawke family reunion relationship drama in the austere home of the wardens where they all show up and then the entire leadership of the wardens suddenly implodes as civil war breaks out and then their asses get STUCK there. wtf do you mean hawke inadvertently sticks her ass in the middle of yet another civil war while simultaneously having to patch things up with her LI and deal with a sibling dynamic at the same time. hawke can't catch a fucking break istg. it's just her, her sibling, and her LI as their own little three person party while some truly WILD shit goes down and the epilogues are all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ about what happens other than like two lines that put the most insane images into my head. there's a sped-up video of this going down in my mind with the benny hill theme playing in the background. why does varric talk like hawke is still at weisshaupt during trespasser, which takes place two entire years after hawke was meant to go there to give a basic report and then dip. how is this THE most hawke thing to ever happen and we're just. told nothing more about it except that varric got One™️ message from her via an entire smuggling syndicate that essentially says "damn, shits crazy here" and that he assumes hawke will walk away from the building while it's exploding sometime in the near future because apparently the conflict there is not yet resolved. again, this is TWO YEARS LATER. like trespasser is fun and all but truly can we revisit wtf this was all about because WHAT

[lemonycranberries]

just saw vanila extract at the supermarket and started laughing out loud. the tumblr dot com brainrot is forever etched onto my brain

[breitzbachbea]

Ask to my writer friends

I will often post tiny little drabbles here, because it's fun and how I deal with life, but I don't think of those as really indicative of my skill. Yes, I've got all the basics down and I'm not bad at the details, but it's not the best I can do. What I really consider my best work has gone through TWO drafts minimum, better three. So I'm wondering how other people view their own work.

[marzipanandminutiae]

“she stopped drinking the tea. doesn’t matter; I put the vanilla extract in the porridge.”

[mirakurutaimu]

commands for gamers

[crumbleclub]

There's this weird and very gory French + Canadian film called Martyrs (exercise caution when looking it up in terms of images if that stuff freaks you out) and the basic concept is like. Some cult trying to understand what happens after death by bringing people to the brink of it in the most traumatic and agonizing ways possible. And I just realized that that's really some William Afton shit, both for the original motive and for remnant extraction.

(Accidentally wrote an essay in the tags so, ah. Read those I guess)

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Bruh last year in March I was sick as hell on my anniversary with Q (which is like a week from now), and you'll never guess who's gonna be sick as hell again on their anniversary with Robotnik 💀💀💀💀

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[lafseanchai]

I could actually get shit done on Saturdays if I didn't go home and collapse into bed for hours.

But, bed warm, world cold.

[avocant]

vanilla extract is so funny to me i can't explain how much it makes me giggle

[jinhyun]

can you explain how the drinking game is played? i'm a bit lost because i've never heard of this one before 😭

"It was simple — one person secretly asked a question to another one, the latter answered out loud for everyone to hear, and whoever wanted to know what the question was had to take a shot."

[lovemidnighteclipse12]

It would be the most entertaining thing ever, just watching in another country as America has literal vanilla extract as president

there would be so many jokes that I would laugh at

And the news just imagine :

The President of the United States, Vanilla Extract has declared that America is to become a bowl of vanilla extract

President Vanilla Extract meets with the World Health Organisation

President Vanilla Extract is actually doing something, will an object actually do a better job than a human American President?

[hihello-what-are-you-doing-here]

Btw strawberry milk is really good in hot chocolate, I like doing it alongside whipped cream and it's so good together <3

[trippin-bad]

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