#pauly perrette

[perezhilton]

Pauley Perrette is lucky that she’s very rich and...

[twistedtummies2]

Gathering of the Greatest Gumshoes - Number 25

Welcome to A Gathering of the Greatest Gumshoes! During this month-long event, I’ll be counting my Top 31 Favorite Fictional Detectives, from movies, television, literature, video games, and more!

SLEUTH-OF-THE-DAY’S QUOTE: “How did people survive before there were pattern-recognizing sparse representation algorithms?”

Number 25 is…Abby Sciuto, from NCIS.

I’m cheating a bit with Abby, because she technically breaks one of my rules I established at the start of this event: no “side detectives.” What this rule means is that I’m supposed to only count the focal detective characters in the series, not any allies or assistants they may have. (For example: Sherlock Holmes would and will count, but Inspector Lestrade would and will not.) However, I’m making an exception in this character’s case, on the grounds of a.) the fact she’s my favorite character in the series, and b.) the way this show works.

“NCIS” is very similar to our previous entry’s source, “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.” (Indeed, while this might be a coincidence, the two even SOUND sort of similar.) Rather than a typical detective/mystery series, where the focus is on a single chief sleuth solving baffling crimes, these shows are more “crime dramas,” and feature ensemble-type casts, where various different characters have different roles to play in the crime-solving process. And, just like CSI, the show does cycle itself through a sort of revolving cast, with major characters coming and going every several seasons. Our focus today, Abby Sciuto, is no exception: she is not the main character of the series, and in fact she left the show in Season 15 (the series is still going strong and will soon be having its 21st season, for reference). Therefore, many would say this is mammoth cheating, and it sort of is…but after tossing the idea of including her in the ranks or not around in my head for a while, I basically just threw up my hands and decided, “Fine. She’ll count.” Because I just love Abby that much.

For those who don’t know, “NCIS” focuses on the crime-stopping adventures of a team from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, stationed in Washington D.C. For the first fifteen seasons of the program, Agent Abby Sciuto – played by Pauly Perrette (whom some comic-loving folks may know for voicing Lois Lane in “Superman vs. The Elite”) – was the chief forensic specialist of the team. She is at one point described as, “a paradox wrapped in an oxymoron, smothered in contradictions of terms,” and later in the same scene as “the happiest Goth you’ll ever meet.” Both of these descriptions pretty much fit Abby to a tea. On the one hand, Abby is cheerful, hyperactive, kindhearted, eccentric, and at times downright childish. On the other hand, she’s got a morbid and macabre sense of humor and style, a feisty and spunky edge to her personality, and can kick butt when the going gets tough (often surprising other members of the team when she does). On still another inexplicable third hand, however, she’s also deeply spiritual and at times shows a hidden vulnerability. She’s the youngest member of the team, and she’s also quite possibly one of its most brilliant: a genius years ahead of herself. It’s quite often Abby, specifically, who provides the final links in the chain to whatever puzzle the rest of the team are trying to solve, and her skills with electronics are easily matched with her perceptive talents of observation.

While I enjoyed “CSI,” as I said on my previous pick with Grissom, I felt the problem with the show was that a lot of the other characters just didn’t interest me as much as he did. NCIS, in some ways, has a similar and yet different problem: I actually think the whole cast of NCIS, generally speaking was pretty strong…for most of its run. (I mean, for God’s sake, you had David McCallum in the cast – may he rest in peace – that definitely had to count for something.) However, Abby was the primary reason I think I kept watching it; while the rest of the characters were fun, and I could actually say a LOT about ANY of them if I was asked (unlike most of CSI’s cast), she was truly something special. I’m going to be honest, it wasn’t long till after Abby left the series that I stopped watching it; I haven’t really caught up with most of the past five seasons since then. There were a LOT of behind-the-scenes issues that resulted in Perrette leaving the program, which I’m not going to go into here; suffice it to say, no one could fault her for her decision. It is a pity, all the same, that it seems Agent Sciuto will never return to spot out hidden details while downing enough caffeine to kill weaker souls.

Thanks for the good times, Abby.

Tomorrow, the countdown continues with Number 24!

CLUE: “No matter what the anthropological reasons, we fight to make the world a better place.”

[knightlightsposts]

pauly perrette

[recoveredzamboni]

Pauly Perrette

[thatbitchsimone]

[myncisworld-2point0]

I miss Duane Henry on my screen. I wish CBS - or any other channel! - would cast him again in a (new) TV show.

If anything, Pauley could/should try to get him on Broke for a guest appearance.

By the way, can we talk about the fact that Reeves (and Quinn) and Ziva never met? The two (former) liaison officers? That would have been an interesting connection to explore!

[toteschipotes]

I found this while cleaning. My friend made it for me yearrrsss ago. If anyone wants it, I will ship it for free to someone in the U.S. I’d hate to toss it but don’t need it. 

[anteroom-of-death]

Abby Scutio x Dr. Janice Brown

Cute Charitable Caf-Pow Junkie wlw with Funky Personalized Labs.

[rapidteszt]

NCIS' Pauley Perrette looks so different after a dramatic hair transformation - fans go wild

NCIS’ Pauley Perrette looks so different after a dramatic hair transformation – fans go wild

March 25, 2022 – 12:59 GMT Jenni McKnight Former NCIS star Pauley Perrette swapped her trademark jet black hair for a completely different look – and we’re loving it Fans of NCIS will remember former chief forensic scientist Abby Sciuto, played by Pauly Perrettefor her gothic style and jet-black hair. MORE: Former NCIS star Pauley Perrette inundated with support and prayers after ‘unbearable…

[greeneyedsigma]

Hi! I love your stories and blog 😍😍

I would like to know if you have headcanon voices for Crocodile, Rosinante and Luffy? 🤔

Ah! Thank you! 🥰🥰

Voices, huh? Hmm. I don’t have actresses or anything that come to mind...but I’ll do my best to describe them.

Well, Crocodile has a lower-pitched voice; low, rasping, steady. Doesn’t tend to speak loudly, but never has trouble being heard. She commands attention when she speaks, and rarely says something without thinking. I always tend to hear her talk with a slight accent...although I can never really pinpoint what that accent is. Think Lauren Bacall, actually! Or even Kathleen Turner as Jessica Rabbit. Plus a little bit of Audrey Hepburn.

Rosinante is generally soft-spoken, higher-pitched and breathy even, with the faintest rasps from all the smoking she does. When she gets emotional or worked up, her voice pitches up. Not quite shrill but close to. She tends to stay quiet, speaking quietly if she has to talk. It took Sengoku months of effort to urge her out of her shell; even then, she prefers to let others do the talking for her. Kinda like Sophia Bush, but a little less like she is on the verge of losing her voice. Or maybe a little Jennifer Tilly.

Luffy, like her mother, has a low-pitched voice. Without the rasp, but a lot more excited shouting and shriek laughing. She’s usually yelling about something, and a lot of people who interact with her regularly learn to tune in and out of the yelling. If it’s important, it tends to be in a specific tone. Pauly Perrette a little bit.

[thebryanandsilvergarbage]

The 2020 Silver Garbage Awards - The Winners

Winners are in Bold.  The Silver Garbage Awards celebrates the Very Worst of the Past Television Season.

WORST NEW SERIES: Almost Family (Fox) Bluff City Law (NBC) Council of Dads (NBC) Daybreak (Netflix) Grand Hotel (ABC) Perfect Harmony (NBC)

WORST COMEDY SERIES: Broke (CBS) Indebted (NBC) Outmatched (Fox) Perfect Harmony (NBC) The Politician (Netflix) Sunnyside (NBC)

WORST DRAMA SERIES: Almost Family (Fox) Bluff City Law (NBC) Council of Dads (NBC) Daybreak (Netflix) Grand Hotel (ABC) Magnum P.I. (CBS)  

WORST SPECIAL CLASS PROGRAM: Chris Watts: Confessions of a Killer (Lifetime) The College Admissions Scandal (Lifetime) High School the Musical: The Musical: The Special (Disney Plus) I Was Lorena Bobbitt (Lifetime) Tempting Fate (Lifetime)

WORST REALITY PROGRAM: A Double Shot at Love (MTV) Flirty Dancing (Fox) Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (MTV) Judge Jerry (Syndicated) Made in Staten Island (MTV) Million Dollar Mile (CBS)

WORST ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES: Jaime Camil - Broke (CBS) Ashton Kutcher - The Ranch (Netflix) Kal Penn - Sunnyside (NBC) Dax Shepard - Bless This Mess (ABC) Steven Weber - Indebted (NBC) Bradley Whitford - Perfect Harmony (NBC)

WORST ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES: Timothy Hutton - Almost Family (Fox) Rob Lowe - 9-1-1: Lone Star (Fox) Alex O’Loughlin - Hawaii Five-0 (CBS) Jay Rodriguez - Magnum P.I. (CBS) Jimmy Smits - Bluff City Law (NBC) Michael Weatherly - Bull (CBS)

WORST SPECIAL CLASS LEAD ACTOR: Pauly Delvecchio - A Double Shot at Love & Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (both MTV) Vinny Guadagnino - A Double Shot at Love & Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (both MTV) Joe Exotic - Tiger King (Netflix) Jerry Springer - Judge Jerry (Syndicated) Tim Tebow - Million Dollar Mile (CBS)

WORST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES: Lake Bell - Bless This Mess (ABC) Anna Camp - Perfect Harmony (NBC) Fran Drescher - Indebted (NBC) Natasha Leggero - Broke (CBS) Pauley Perrette - Broke (CBS) Constance Wu - Fresh Off The Boat (ABC) WORST ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES: Kristen Bell - Veronica Mars (Hulu) Megalyn Echikunwoke - Almost Family (Fox) Carla Gugino - Jett (Cinemax) Brittany Snow - Almost Family (Fox) Liv Tyler - 9-1-1: Lone Star (Fox) Zendaya - Euphoria (HBO)

WORST SPECIAL CLASS LEAD ACTRESS: Carole Baskin - Tiger King (Netflix) Kristin Cavallari - A Very Merry Cavallari and Very Cavallari (both E!) Lea Michele - Same Time, Next Christmas (ABC) Alyssa Milano - Tempting Fate (Lifetime) Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi - Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (MTV) 

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES: Ed Begley Jr. - Bless This Mess (ABC) Izzy Diaz - Broke (CBS) Rizwan Manji - Perfect Harmony (NBC) Finesse Mitchell - Outmatched (Fox) Adam Pally - Indebted (NBC) Geno Segers - Perfect Harmony (NBC)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES: Stony Blyden - Bluff City Law (NBC) Stephen Hill - Magnum P.I. (CBS) Zane Holtz - Katy Keene (The CW)   Zachary Knighton - Magnum P.I. (CBS) David Krumholtz - The Deuce (HBO) Clive Standen - Council of Dads (NBC) 

WORST SPECIAL CLASS SUPPORTING ACTOR: Hunter Burke - You Can’t Take My Daughter (Lifetime) Jeff Lowe - Tiger King (Netflix) Dr. Phil McGraw - TMZ Investigates: Tiger King: What Really Went Down (Fox) Michael Shanks - The College Admissions Scandal (Lifetime) Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino - Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (MTV)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES: Tisha Campbell - Outmatched (Fox) Elisha Cuthbert - The Ranch (Netflix) Abby Elliott - Indebted (NBC) Pam Grier - Bless This Mess (ABC) Tymberlee Hill - Perfect Harmony (NBC) Jessy Hodges - Indebted (NBC)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES: Jennifer Love Hewitt - 9-1-1 (Fox) Amy Hill - Magnum P.I. (CBS) Emily Osment - Almost Family (Fox) Sydney Sweeney - Euphoria (HBO) Michelle Weaver - Council of Dads (NBC) Perdita Weeks - Magnum P.I. (CBS)

WORST SPECIAL CLASS SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Kirstie Alley - You Can’t Take My Daughter (Lifetime) Jenni Farley - Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (MTV) Dolly Parton - Christmas at Dollywood (Hallmark Channel) Angelina Pivarnick - Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (MTV) Nia Vardalos - Same Time, Next Christmas (ABC)

WORST REBOOT/SPIN-OFF: High School Musical: The Musical: The Series (Disney Plus) (Half-Sequel and Half-Spinoff To The Disney Franchise) Judge Jerry (Syndicated) (Half-Sequel and Half-Spinoff of The Jerry Springer Show) The Little Mermaid LIVE (ABC) (Remake of 1989 Disney Classic Movie) 9-1-1: Lone Star (Fox) (Spin-Off of 9-1-1) Pearson (USA) (Spin-Off of Suits) Veronica Mars (Hulu) (Sequel to 2000s UPN Detective Series)

WORST GUEST PERFORMER IN A COMEDY SERIES: Laura Bell Bundy - Perfect Harmony (NBC) Tony Danza - Outmatched (Fox) Kelsey Grammer - Carol’s Second Act (CBS) Bette Midler - The Politician (Netflix) Natalie Morales - Sunnyside (NBC) Nicole Richie - Bless This Mess (ABC)

WORST GUEST PERFORMER IN A DRAMA SERIES: Eva Longoria Baston - Grand Hotel (ABC) Corbin Bernsen - Tommy (CBS) Miley Cyrus - Black Mirror (Netflix) Katey Sagal - Grand Hotel (ABC) Tom Everett Scott - Council of Dads (NBC) Natalie Zea - 9-1-1: Lone Star (Fox)

WORST PERFORMANCE BY A CAST IN TELEVISION: Almost Family (Fox) High School the Musical: The Musical: The Series (Disney Plus) Jersey Shore: Family Vacation (MTV) Magnum P.I. (CBS) Perfect Harmony (NBC) Tiger King (Netflix)

WORST WRITING IN A COMEDY SERIES: Broke (CBS) High School the Musical: The Musical: The Series (Disney Plus) Outmatched (Fox) Perfect Harmony (NBC) Sunnyside (NBC)

WORST DIRECTING IN A COMEDY SERIES: High School the Musical: The Musical: The Series (Disney Plus) Indebted (NBC) Outmatched (Fox) Perfect Harmony (NBC) Sunnyside (NBC)

WORST WRITING IN A DRAMA SERIES: Almost Family (Fox) Bluff City Law (NBC) Council of Dads (NBC) Magnum P.I. (CBS) NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS)

WORST DIRECTING IN A DRAMA SERIES: Almost Family (Fox) Euphoria (HBO) Hawaii Five-0 (CBS) Magnum P.I. (CBS) The Rookie (ABC)

WORST SPECIAL CLASS WRITING: Chris Watts: Confessions of a Killer (Lifetime) The College Admissions Scandal (Lifetime) I Was Lorena Bobbitt (Lifetime) Same Time, Next Christmas (ABC)   TMZ Investigates: Tiger King: What Really Went Down (Fox)

WORST SPECIAL CLASS DIRECTING: Christmas at Dollywood (Hallmark Channel) The College Admissions Scandal (Lifetime) A Double Shot at Love (MTV) I Was Lorena Bobbitt (Lifetime) You Can’t Take My Daughter (Lifetime)

WORST SCREEN DUO: Timothy Hutton & Brittany Snow (Almost Family, Fox) Pauly D & Vinny (A Double Shot at Love & Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, both MTV) Steven Weber & Fran Drescher (Indebted, NBC) Any two housemates (Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, MTV) Carole Baskin and either Joe Exotic or Her Kittens (Tiger King, Netflix) Joe Exotic and his Tiger Zoo (Tiger King, Netflix)

[the-last-rat-standing]

Sorry to bother, but what exactly did happen with Pauly Perette? I’m fairly new to the show and I don’t understand what went on to sour things so much

Again, without wanting to dredge up the drama, here’s what I’ve read:

Once upon a time, Mark Harmon brought his dog, a rescue pit bull named ‘Dave’, to the set, as he usually did. Except this time, Dave bit someone, causing the man to require 15 stitches. (Note: The man admitted to playing rough with the dog.) Harmon kept bringing Dave to the set after the incident, though people have gone on record saying he kept the dog on a leash or in his trailer after that, and then just stopped bringing the dog. (Note again: The NCIS set is known to be dog-friendly. He’s not the only one who brings his dog.)

Somewhere along the lines, one or both requested that they didn’t film any scenes together. I don’t think the truth has ever been revealed about that twist in the tale, but I know which way I’m leaning.

Anyway, Pauley Perrette proceeded to go off on a bunch of weird Twitter rants that had some people wondering, “What the fuck is wrong with her??” (Or maybe that was just me.) Mark Harmon, of course, has never made a public statement about it, because he’s neither stupid nor in desperate need of attention. 

The end!

[chaoscodex]

Idc if y'all lump her in, Pauly Perrette is not part of ACAB.

She's too cute.

[thatbitchsimone]

[your-internet-stocker]

Welcome to the Convince Me Initiative's 23rd CREATIVE CRACKSHIPS contest!

What does this mean:  We take 6 suggestions from our followers, and use them!

Crackships-  The top 6, as submitted by you, the voters, are:

Any: Barrett Foa and Jennifer Lawrence

Any:  Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy

Any:  Claire Foy and Joanne Kelly

Couple: John Harlan Kim and Aldis Hodge

3s and 4s: : Paulie Perrette, Misha Collins, Erik X (Creature Feature), and Kate Moennig

Manip This!:  Lily Collins with green eyes

Submissions: Pick one of the above, & show us your art! Submit As Many As You Like. -There’s no rating, so you can let your imagination run wild.  - Ask questions, if you’ve got ‘em.  Enter early.  Enter often.  Have fun!

Deadline: You have until May 7th to finish submissions!

Prizes: Check the Convince Me Initiative for more details.   Even if you don’t enter, you can still win something! Get 3 people to enter (this can include yourself), and you’ll get a prize! This contest needs reblogs and entries, to keep going.

[babyarcanacasey]

Last week, 48 Hours did a two hour show about stalking, and celebrities were specifically mentioned. Pauly Perrette was stalked for a decade. Sandra Bullock. Celebrities have been KILLED by their stalkers, just like normal people have. But I bet you that celebrity stalkers justify it to themselves because "if they didn't want to be stalked, they wouldn't be famous". Let me tell you: a decent, morally sound person would not advocate for stalking anyone. Not that cute boy or girl you locked eyes with at the coffee shop, not that celebrity you've got plastered on your wall, not that politician whose policies you like/dislike. Louis getting arrested for being a good person breaks my heart. The vengeful, revenge driven part of me wants to break the noses of everyone involved in the smear campaign against him. But I wouldn't stalk them to do it.