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Garp: Me and my wife don't argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.

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Sengoku: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.

Garp: Huh?

Sengoku: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-

Garp: I love you.

Sengoku: *squints*

Garp:

Garp: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.

Sengoku: I KNEW IT!!

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Garp: *Talking to a random navy officer*I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.

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i write for myself not for comments but dear god getting comments does so remind me of the joy of writing and sharing something

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Garp: says something romantic and embarrasses himself and covers it up by saying something rude/brash. Lucky for him, Sengoku doesn’t mind being told her tits are still fantastic.

Sakazuki: Says something romantic and gets grumpy in his embarrassment whenever it’s acknowledged; Crocodile wraps her arms around his neck and makes him repeat it until she’s had her fill

Kid: Shocks himself whenever he says something sweet, covers it up by getting Pissy trying to pick a fight before giving up when Luffy kisses him all over his face.

Who’s Who: Intentionally says things he knows are going to embarrass Drake and turn her into a stuttering flustered mess because he thinks she’s adorable when it happens.

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you catch my drift????

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*Shortly after meeting for the first time*

Kaido: What are your adjectives?

King: …You mean my pronouns?

Kaido: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

King: …I dunno. What are yours?

Kaido: Drunk, noisy and chaotic!

King: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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King: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

King: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply burn the whole building down.

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King: What happened?!

Kaido: Do you want the long version or the short version?

King: Short??

Kaido: Shit's fucked.

King: Okay, long.

Kaido: Shit's very fucked.

King: ...You’re the most eloquent man I know.

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King: What's this?

Kaido, hugging King: Affection!

King: Disgusting.

King: ...Do it again.

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King: What’s up with you?

Kaido: What do you mean?

King: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

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Kaido: You have to apologize to King!

Queen: Fine!

Queen: Unfuck you, or whatever!

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Jack: Your lab is in the bathroom?

Queen: King says it’s the perfect place for my work.

Queen: I’m just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.

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King, to Kaido: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.

Kaido: …

King: Yet, for some reason, you’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a man.

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Kaido: It smells like henway in here.

Queen:

King: Queen.

King, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?

Queen: *sigh*

Queen: What's a henway?

Kaido: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS!

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Queen: It’s illegal to look better than me.

King: I guess we’re all going to jail then.

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Had to start from scratch with chapter 13 of Chasing Dreams, so I don’t think I’ll be posting a chapter this week, as much as I’d like to.

The Zosopp is serious though.

And hey, maybe they’re finally gonna get that kiss.

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Is Luffy obliterating Charlos the most satisfying moment in One Piece?

I think it might just be

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Sabo: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face?

Law: What?

Sabo: You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?

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i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

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Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

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that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

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When Logia users awaken their devil fruit, they go full god-like elemental monster mode and risk losing themselves.

For example; Akainu going full blown Te Kā, with pyroclastic flows and everything

Ace turning into the burning man and putting out so much heat he starts melting everything in a 100 foot radius.

Kizaru going full supernova and putting out waves of solar radiation, like goddamn Godzilla going nuclear.

Aokiji becoming like the one ice Titan from Hercules, the air around him becoming so cold people are freezing solid, limbs shattering like they’ve been exposed to the vaccuum of space.

A desert spreading from Crocodile’s body, buildings and land and bodies turning to sand as she expands further and further.

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A group of bandits just watched me return to my homestead, get attacked by 2 dragons, kill both of them, eat their souls and return to my workbench like it was nothing...and decided I would be an easy target.

Fools. I’m the Dovahkiin.

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So, I changed my username on AO3 (got bored and wanted a change) so if you are one of the people subscribed to me or my fics over there, don’t be alarmed.

My username is now

Odins_Green_Eyed_Raven

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Imagine Keegan accidentally broadcasting the filthiest dirty talk to all of the Ghosts that was intended for Logan only and everybody is so shocked it takes Merrick a couple of minutes to be like “Holy Shit Keegan, you’re a dirty motherfucker.”

And Keegan is silent, mutters “None of you heard that.”

But they all heard it and either Kick or Neptune is like “Do you think Hesh heard all that?”

Cue the mad dash to intercept Hesh before he can strangle Keegan.

Meanwhile Logan is the one person who didn’t hear it and is blissfully unaware of the ensuing chaos.

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Garp: *is throwing stones at Sengoku's window*

Sengoku: You have a phone for a reason, Garp!

*THUD*

Sengoku: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!