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Chasing Dreams, my fem! Monkey D Luffy One Piece fanfic is now posted up to chapter 14! We’re currently in the Drum Island Arc, an arc I had initially skipped over. Coming back to it I decided Chopper deserved a better introduction to the AU.

Go check it out and see if it’s something you’d be interested in reading anf leave me a comment telling me what you think!

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Garp, laying on his back, fingers laced together behind his head: Senny, if I ever can’t get it up without drug intervention, I want you to take me out back and shoot me.

Sengoku, half asleep and burritoed in all the blankets on their bed: Ok, sounds good.

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Rayleigh, considering: At what age is it, do you think, that girls stop being able to put their ankles behind their heads?

Sengoku: Oh, I can still do that.

Rayleigh: ...no wonder you and Garp still fuck so much...

Sengoku, snorting: That’s not the only reason.

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Monkey D Garp Headcanon;

He’s a borderline nudist when he’s at home. Like Sengoku doesn’t even blink anymore at suddenly seeing Garp’s dong, she’s so used to it. Granted they’ve been married for nearly 60 years.

There’s also a running joke amongst the marine higher-ups that’s basically “Who hasn’t seen Garp’s dick yet?”

Additionally, he claims to sleep in the nude as an intimidation factor for any of Sengoku’s would-be nocturnal attackers.

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Crocodile’s priorities after Luffy let’s him out of his cell in Impel Down

1. Get himself a classy ass suit

2. Grab Daz

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Tomboyish, spunky, shorthaired anime girls who like to put little feminine touches into their appearances are my favourite!

Like Water Master Shizuku Ushio from Marriage Toxin

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Wait, wait, wait;

I just saw Sabo x Law fanart...

Now I can’t stop imagining Marine! Sabo x Marine! Law for my fic

Also...should I have Lami be alive???

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fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

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Imagine Kid getting jealous of Marine! Law because Luffy’s super clingy of him (because he’s basically her cousin and she adores him...and because it annoys him) and Law gets caught in between a bickering KidLu

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Charlotte Cracker and fem! Sky Rider Shura’s relationship in a nutshell:

Shura: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Cracker: Awww, no, you haven't!

Shura: So why do you keep cooking?

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Cracker, texting Shura after being called for a Sweet Commander meeting: It’s too early in the morning for this.

*sent at 11:57 AM*

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Cracker, texting Shura: *sends a voice message*

Shura, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Cracker: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Shura: *presses play*

Cracker's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Cracker: May luck (and this picture of Shura eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

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Cracker: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Shura: But you do know better.

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Cracker: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Shura: And you came to me?

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Cracker: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Shura: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

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Shura: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?

Cracker:

Cracker: …Should I not have?

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So, I’ve been (as usual lol) thinking about my One Piece fic Chasing Dreams;

It started with the decision that I’m gonna break the work up so I don’t have one monster fic (given that with just 13 chapters I’ve already surpassed 60k words) but rather a series of multi-chapter fics. Easy enough, just need to decide where to stop part one and start part 2, etc.

Then to Chasing Dreams itself, I’m working out the details of the multi-island Bounty Hunter Arc as I work on chapter 14 (progress was delayed because Valentine’s Day crept up on me and I got busy).

I’d like to keep Chasing Dreams below 100k but I recoginze it might end up being longer if I decide to end it in a different place than I was considering (80-100k is the goal, but goals move lol). Without giving to much details, I was thinking of ending part one on Alabasta but am now thinking after Skypeia or maybe even Long Ring Long Land.

I’ve also been contemplating new side fics to include so that the main plot doesn’t get too bloated with all the things I want to include. Things like:

- The story of Sky Rider Shura’s escape from Skypeia and how she ended up married to Charlotte Cracker.

- Gecko Moria’s character study (notes here if you’re curious)

- A revisit with Gin and Krieg maybe

- Maybe a one shot to set up Smoker and Kuzan’s relationship (and its downfall)

- I definitely want to write a one-shot exploring Doflamingo and Rosinante’s relationship (and all of the toxicity contained therein)

- Part 2 to my Buggy/Shanks (but not) one-shot: The Worst (You and I) once I decide how to approach that hot mess lol

Anyway, I realize I’m mostly making this post for myself and that next to no one is gonna read this but regardless, its nice to gather one’s thoughts. Especially when one is trying to avoid going into the spiral of AU Expansion and neglecting one’s main passion.

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Drake: *venting endlessly to Hawkins about their week*

Hawkins, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

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Who’s Who: You’re pretty and you’re smart, and you’re ignoring me, so obviously you’re my type.

Drake, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Who’s Who: Perfect.

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Luffy: Can you keep a secret?

Hawkins: Do you know anything about my life?

Luffy: No, I don't. Good point.

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Drake: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Kid: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Hawkins: Kid is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day he’s fun to be around.

Kid: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

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Luffy: I didn't drink that much last night.

Drake: You were flirting with Kid.

Luffy: So what? He’s my boyfriend.

Drake: You asked if he was single.

Drake: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

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Apoo Scratchman: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Hawkins: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

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TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

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Eustass Kid Headcanon;

Kid is allergic to cats. Sneezing, congestion, watering eyes, wants to die. Whole nine yards minus anaphylaxis.

When the Kid Pirates ally with the Hawkins, Drake and Straw Hat Pirates while dealing with a bounty hunting guild, Kid discovers that his allergy is triggered by cat minks too. During a fight. When he, Hawkins and Faust end up teaming up.

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Kuroko’s Basketball/Kuroko no Basket idea/headcanon:

Fem! Mitobe (Rin) and Kiyoshi being high school sweethearts who end up getting married (to no one’s surprise) and having 3 or more kids (again to no one’s surprise), and them being the ones to gather all the Seirin teammates for informal reunions after high school.

1. Mitobe already has mom energy, x3 as a female

2. Kiyoshi would be a fantastic dad (who you know plays weekly games of basketball to keep in shape

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Garp: Me and my wife don't argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.

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Sengoku: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.

Garp: Huh?

Sengoku: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-

Garp: I love you.

Sengoku: *squints*

Garp:

Garp: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.

Sengoku: I KNEW IT!!

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Garp: *Talking to a random navy officer*I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.

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i write for myself not for comments but dear god getting comments does so remind me of the joy of writing and sharing something

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Garp: says something romantic and embarrasses himself and covers it up by saying something rude/brash. Lucky for him, Sengoku doesn’t mind being told her tits are still fantastic.

Sakazuki: Says something romantic and gets grumpy in his embarrassment whenever it’s acknowledged; Crocodile wraps her arms around his neck and makes him repeat it until she’s had her fill

Kid: Shocks himself whenever he says something sweet, covers it up by getting Pissy trying to pick a fight before giving up when Luffy kisses him all over his face.

Who’s Who: Intentionally says things he knows are going to embarrass Drake and turn her into a stuttering flustered mess because he thinks she’s adorable when it happens.