#paula carter

[derangedbutfun]

I like that he still goes to Glens mom

[theoffingmag]

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[ambresin]

ify as wendell speaking directly to vic in the reflection makes izzy as paula making out with the reflection of jack manhattan so much funnier

[assortedmelons]

Celebrity Melons

[dropoutconfessions]

as much as i loved never stop blowing up, i was really disappointed by the agent halldwell pissing himself thing.

like i get that it was over the top and extreme to make it funny but like. the base of the joke is that a dude can’t stop peeing on himself and for a show that often talks about how inclusive and diverse it is it just sat really grossly with me because incontinence is a real thing that is so stigmatized.

idk i know im being kinda a snowflake about this but sometimes i have a hard time with d20 just because they promote such inclusive vibe but they are not immune to punching down in the name of comedy in some kinda gross ways

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[chieftyphoonchaos]

Ralph Fiennes as M : Ilsa former boss at MI6 and Ally agaist "The Entity)

Ben Whishaw as Q - Ilsa former colleague at MI6 and friend and bonmate with Luther against ‘The Etity ’and in love with Benji Dunn

Daniel Craig in an unknown role ( preferably henchman of The Entity/Gabriel and an ultimate fight scene with Ethan Hunt)

Naomie Harris as Miss Moneypenny : Ilsa former colleague atMI6 and ally agaist "The entity :

Rory Kinnear as Bill Tanner : Ilsa former colleageu at MI6 and ally agaist "The entity

Another actor/Actress or character ?

[rosalie-starfall]

Jane Curtin / Laraine Newman / Gilda Radner

Saturday Night Live : 1975-1980

[issela-santina]

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

aka

oh don't bother me I'm not here for the jazzy prison riot, I'm here to talk to my wife, Simon Pegg, through the surveillance camera

Nicholas Angel looks like he could impersonate Lady Margot Fenring but the mask maker said no and died on him

Jeremy Renner's dream come true: shouting at Tom Cruise

Paula Patton doing the impossible: kicking ass in a mini pencil dress

(this bullet point is specifically dedicated to the brain cell in me who pretends it's a DJ and who decided to play „Sandstorm“ by Darude)

what we need is an explanation about at which point Benji underwent an aesthetic twink death DILF birth between this movie and Rogue Nation

Bogdan and Ethan are actually shippable but so are Ethan and Sidorov. imagine your enemies to lovers

The Impossibles [insert the swelling horns from the scene where Mr. Incredible found out about the deaths of his fellow supes]

EVERYTHING IS BROKEN. THE GADGETS. THAT BITCH WHO KILLED MY COLLEAGUE THAT I KICKED OFF THE TALLEST TOWER IN THE WORLD. KURT HENDRICKS. ME (almost)

Brad Bird seeks revenge on Pixar

Paula Patton looks great in aquamarine actually

“and I catch you” (Branji can I ship?)

Brandt tries to be tough but ends up being a cinnamon roll

Michael Giacchino's punny score saga, I lost count

Pluto is still a planet to me, Benji!!

how to straight flirt with a rich af bigwig who thinks every guy you hang out with is your bf

the sweaty Brandt shot hits different when you survive a heat wave

“oh I thought it was a bigger org but it's just two guys and one of them is a hopeless atomic sadboi”

Benji confesses his love to Ethan and shares his condolences about Julia in the fucking Kremlin. from Russia with love

“next time, I seduce the rich guy” oh Brandt don't you worry ;)

the one true MVP here is the airbag in that BMW Ethan used to nosedive to Hendricks's nuke case

Luther judging Ethan for saying MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED out loud is all of us

Benji truly has autism and it shows. his mouth is his third hand. he's in missions because Ethan likes him back. he sometimes mantra-izes his words into something worth repeating. shaky but focused

omg. Julia. alive. she knows. that her husband's new boyfriend is also a bit protective of her by extension

[nade2308]

Ethan + kisses

@thethistlegirl @malewifebillcage

[kandybarre]

kowboy like me

My Kingdom for a Car - Phil Ochs

cowboy like me - Taylor Swift

Since She Started to Ride - Jonathan Richman

Coyote (Live) - Joni Mitchell

Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? - Paula Cole

Precious Memories - Susan Raye

Rollin' On - Mark Knopfler & Emmylou Harris

Cowpoke - Colter Wall

Next Plane to London - The Rose Garden

Mound of Clay - Charlie Feathers

Satan's Child - Anita Carter

The Girl on Death Row - Lee Hazlewood

Much Ado about Nothing - Waxahatchee

[dailyjsa]

JSA Returns: Thrilling Comics #1

Writer: Chuck Dixon

Artist: Russ Heath

Inker: Russ Heath

Colors: Noelle Giddings

[papermoonloveslucy]

ANN MILLER at the PALACE

May 25, 1965

On May 25, 1965, Ann Miller received a telegram from Lucille Ball praising her performance on “The Hollywood Palace” on May 22, 1965. Miller was so surprised that she called Western Union to verify the telegram’s authenticity. 

“The Hollywood Palace” was an hour-long television variety show that aired from 1964 to 1970. It was staged at the Hollywood Playhouse on Vine Street. Desi Arnaz Jr. appeared on the show with Dino, Desi & Billy in 1964 and 1968.

This episode was recorded on Friday, April 23, 1965. 

This was Miller’s fourth appearance on the program. She performed “Trapped in a Web of Love” and “Won’t You Come Home Bill Bailey” with a leg injury, defying a doctor who told her she needed to stay in bed. She asked Bob Mackie to prepare a special set of tights that would help her dance on her injured leg. 

The costume was auctioned off in 2009 fetching more than $1,200. 

Miller had appeared with Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz in their 1939 film Too Many Girls. 

Ball had several reasons to watch that evening’s episode of “Hollywood Palace”.  In addition to Miller, the show was hosted by Tennessee Ernie Ford, who had appeared three times on “I Love Lucy” and would go on to make guest star appearances on “The Lucy Show” in 1967 and “Here’s Lucy” in 1969. In return, Ball also appeared on his television specials. 

Guests included Edie Adams, who appeared on the very last episode of “The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour” in April 1960. She went on to appear in a 1968 episode of “The Lucy Show.”  

Comedian Jack Carter was the best man at Lucy’s wedding to Gary Morton in 1961. A few weeks later he married Paula Stewart, who played Lucy’s sister Janie in Broadway’s Wildcat. He acted in “Lucy Sues Mooney” (TLS S6;E12) and directed two episodes of “Here’s Lucy.”

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paula had never seen carter with this much emotion before, but she couldn't help but question for a second whether it was an act or not. he had a way with his words sometimes, and it seemed that his charm got him his way more often than not. and she had to continuously remind herself that their relationship was supposed to be purely professional. who knew what would happen if others knew that the two were seeing each other like this? maybe he was being genuine though, even though she had seen the previous proof that his actions spoke otherwise. it was hard to see anything else besides the way he was flirting with other women. admittedly, she was scared. what if she was just another one of his flings and she wasn't as special as he told her she was? she sighed softly, head dropping for a moment before her gaze finally met with his, shaking her head. "we weren't even supposed to be seeing each other in the first place-- maybe it's better for your image if we just go back to the professional relationship we once had."

carter felt a pang of hurt at paula's accusation, her words cutting deeper than he had anticipated. he had never intended to lead her on, never wanted her to doubt his sincerity, but he knew he had given her reason to question his motives. "no, paula," he replied, his voice strained with emotion, "that's not what this is." he wanted to reach out to her, to reassure her that his feelings were genuine, but he hesitated, unsure if she would welcome his touch or push him away. the distance between them felt like an insurmountable barrier, a reminder of the walls they had built to protect themselves from getting hurt. "i know i messed up," he admitted, his voice barely above a whisper, "but please, don't think that i don't care about you. you mean more to me than you'll ever know." his words hung in the air, heavy with the weight of his own insecurities. he had never been good at expressing his emotions, never knew how to navigate the complexities of relationships, but with paula, it was different. with her, he felt like he could be himself, flaws and all. "i don't want to lose you, paula," he confessed, his voice trembling with emotion, "but i understand if you can't trust me. i'll do whatever it takes to earn your forgiveness, to prove to you that my feelings are real." he held his breath, waiting for her response, praying that she would give him another chance to make things right. but deep down, he feared that he had already pushed her away for good.

[mandy-malady]

Celebrities that Openly Support MAGA/Their Beliefs

To do with what you will.

Country Artists

The Band Perry Big & Rich Billy Ray Cyrus Brantley Gilbert Brian Kelley Carrie Underwood Charlie Daniels (deceased) Chris Janson Hank Williams Jr. Jason Aldean Jelly Roll John Rich Justin Moore Loretta Lynn (deceased) Luke Bryan Parker McCollum Rascal Flatts Shania Twain Toby Keith (deceased) Trace Adkins Travis Tritt Upchurch

EDM

3LAU

Rappers

42 Dugg 50 Cent Azealia Banks Bandman Kevo Benny the Butcher Chief Keef Dababy Dax Fivio Foreign Kanye West Kodak Black Lil Pump Lil Wayne Money Man Nelly OhGeesy OT7 Quanny Peezy Rick Ross Sheff G Sleepy Hallow Snoop Dogg Soulja Boy Tom MacDonald Waka Flocka Flame Young Dro

Rock and Pop Artists

Aaron Carter (deceased) Azealia Banks Gavin DeGraw Gene Simmons of KISS Kid Rock Linkin Park (New era, 2024) - new lead is a Scientologist and was in good standing with the ‘church’ during this album drop Lynyrd Skynyrd M.I.A. Naked Cowboy Rick Springfield Robert Davi Ronnie Radke Sexyy Red Ted Nugent Wayne Newton The Village People

Latin Artists

Anuel AA Justin Quiles Nicky Jam

Actors/Television Personalities

Dennis Quaid Drea de Matteo James Woods Jim Caviezel Jon Voight Kelsey Grammer Kevin Costner Kevin Sorbo Kristy Swanson Laurence Fox Mark Whalberg Mel Gibson Michael Rapaport Randy Quaid Roseanne Barr Scott Baio Sylvester Stallone Taryn Manning Victoria Jackson Zachary Levi

Reality TV Stars and Media Figures

Amber Rose Ben Shapiro Bryce Hall Caitlyn Jenner Chrisley Family Dr. Phil Elon Musk Guy Fieri Jake Paul Joe Exotic Joe Rogan The Kardashians Mehmet Oz Nelk Boys Paris Hilton (conflicting info) Paula Deen Russell Brand Savannah Chrisley Scott Baio Tony Hinchcliffe

Sports/TV Crossovers

Dana White Danica Patrick Greg Norman Harrison Butker Holly Valance

Athletes (and Sports Figures)

Bob Cousy Bobby Orr Brett Favre Bryson DeChambeau Curt Schilling Herschel Walker Jack Nicklaus Johnny Damon Jon Jones Mariano Rivera Mike Ditka Mike Piazza Mike Tyson Tom Brady Wayne Gretzky

Miscellaneous/Notable Public Figures

Dr. Buzz Aldrin Mike Lindell (MyPillow) Nick Fuentes Tim Pool Tony Hinchcliffe

[llovelymoonn]

hiii!! can you please make a web weaving post inspired by anaïs nin's quote "i watched life and wanted to be a part of it but found it painfully difficult." <3 <3

anaïs nin the diary of anaïs nin, vol 6: 1955-1966 \\ mary oliver thirst: "when i am among the trees" \\ roland barthes a lover's discourse: fragments (via @funeral) \\ paula carter dna communiqué \\ may sarton diary of a solitude (via @222tender) \\ mahmoud darwish if i were another (via @astereaus) \\ mary oliver devotions: "tecumseh" (via @weltenwellen) \\ mary oliver new and selected poems, volume two: "work sometimes" (via @weltenwellen)

kofi