#patrochilles shitposting

[erosdoceamargo]

the iliad it boy and tamer of horses

[justvea18]

I saw this meme and I immediately think to myself "how do I make this about them"

[n0ahs-ark]

i cant stop listening to Epic

alt

[sophiasrant]

I am not immune to best friends who are in love with each other

[bleeding-seraphic]

[eeviaylxix]

achilles: so you're telling me... you didn't go on a rage-induced murder spree after your boyfriend died in battle?

hamilton: ...no?

achilles:

hamilton: are you okay??

[katerinaaqu]

I love it how everyone is so hyping over how sweet and romantic Achilles is or even his anger issues and rage but...can we all like talk more on how obsessed that kid was with human sacrifice?

I mean...he sacrifices 12 Trojans to the funeral pyre of Patroclus (and two of his dogs) and then demands Polyxena as his human sacrifice...

I feel no one remembers these 12 Trojans! Poor guys!

Patroclus from the afterlife be like: Dude...no!

[ismaeldrawsthings]

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[helpmeimblorboing]

The entire Greek camp was actually having sex with each other throughout the events of the Iliad. Homer told me so in a dream

[bcb-brian-camryn]

Achilles: "Can I seduce you?"

Patroklos: "Sure."

Achilles: "Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please lay with me for without your beloved touch I shall surely wither up and die!"

Patroklos: "By the Theos..."

[venator-signum]

thinking about how I accidentally (tried to) romance achilles in hades because I wanted the patroclus lore and ONLY when you get that little cut scene when he's like "I appreciate it but im still pining" did I Get It

[justvea18]

Something something Post-Iliad book 1

[n0ahs-ark]

how the reunion in elysium looked like

[go-see-my-side-blog-instead]

Patrochilles doodle?

please please please

Thank you for the suggestion anon :33 i love them so much<3 I'm adding real color later

patroclus' monologue;

Do you ever think about how war is similar to dogfights, Achilles? Because I do. I'm not talking about the ones where they simply tear each other down mindlessly, but how more of how pack of hounds plays out their strategies—tactics and instincts, all sniffs and growls. It’s extremely fascinating, to me atleast. Take the laconian hounds, for instance. They can be quite similar to warriors, you know? You have the eager young pups, all energy and bravado, and then the older, grizzled hounds who’ve seen it all and know when to strike. It's like a dance, a rhythm to follow. A dog will watch, wait for the right moment, and then—bam! They strike with a deadly attack. It’s... it’s beautiful, isn’t it? And here’s the thing; there’s an art to it, Achilles. You could be out there, blades flashing, but if you don’t get into the head of your opponent, if you don’t read their movements like a hound reads the air, you might as well be running into a wall. Don't you find that wonderful?

And before you ask yes I'm the one who made it :33 (I'm so normal)

Also notice how i manage to incorporate one of my favorite design dynamic which is bunch of moles x bunch of freckles? very cute very demure

[amr4yce]

call the homosexual tension between achilles and patroclus homerotic

[saying-odd-shit]

the most important thing to consider about this war is the yaoi of the thing