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So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

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I just love how Kyle didn't have a single line of dialogue and still they had to include The Look

s27e01 - sermon on the 'mount

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Kyle was the one who gave the idea

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I made this so quickly and hurried but I still liked the outcome so fuck y'all

Ref:

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Take this idk

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Oh shut the fuck up

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Eric Cartman wasn't used to putting himself out to make a boy look at him and meeting with failure. He SHOULD look at him, that red-haired Broflovski boy with the little pointed chin and the big eyes that weren't like the eyes of any other boy in South Park middle school.

Yeah this is the last time I'm drawing kyman unless is for a commission. I DON'T like this ship but I think this sequence from Anne Of Green Gables fits them just right. Idk how I haven't seen it with this ship before. Even I thought about it and I have never read Anne Of Green Gables or watch any adaptation of it nor do I like this ship

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I'm back with my bullshit this is a what if Achilles died first situation

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adam wakes up, probes his side. rib gone, wound sticky. god's fingers have touched a place that will never be touched again. how does adam not curl up, swell and fall, beg god to touch him again. to touch him everywhere else. not just ribs but cheek, inner thigh, lap. the worst part of the side-wound is not that god penetrated you but that he won't do it again

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WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

I want to print this ask out and frame it and keep it on my nightstand so it's the first and last thing I look at every day until I die

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Warning for self harm (censored)

Drew this at a very low point in my life, please don't take this as anything else than my emotional self expression. I appreciate it.

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hmm i wonder where

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always always always thinking about cartman canonically and publicly calling stan kyle's boyfriend

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Ok listen man, I'm just going to give it to you straight up. Not one Trojan, least of all the sons of Priam, will escape the point of my spear. Stop crying it is absolutely fucking embarrassing. Death and remorseless fate await me too, youre really not special.

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Ay angelitaaaa por qué eres tan coqueta mi amorrr

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Loser girls try makeup (I swear they're this 🤏🏾 close to becoming my ocs)

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The thing people don't understand about female characters that "get in the way" of a MLM ship is that you don't have to make her 1. A lesbian (if that's your HC then go for it that's fine but I can tell when you do it just so she doesn't "get in the way" of your yaoi) 2. A raging fujoshi who's okay with everything or 3. A bitch for her to fit your narrative. You don't have to write everything to be in favour of your yaoi. Your yaoi doesn't have to be the rightest thing in the world that everyone has to agree with and if they don't they're a bitch. Is not misogynistic to write a girl who's rightfully mad at her boyfriend spending more time with another guy than her, or priorizing him over her, before he even has the balls to break up with her because he doesn't know what he wants. Women don't have to always be the "kyaaa I ship you guys SO MUCH >///¡w¡///<!!!!" Archetype for them to be a character that can still coexist with the gay ship in a positive way. If so, it shows that you're not able to see characters, specially female characters, in a multi-faceted way. Just be aware that he's in the wrong. He's the one who sucks for not being emotionally responsible, not her, and even so he would need to work that out before or while he gets serious with gay guy 2

Do I make myself clear? I feel like I'm saying a lot of shit. It's just that I have many ships that have a girl that "gets in the way" and fanfics too often mischaracterize that girl so they can get rid of her relationship with the other guy. Either by making her a lesbian, making her a fujoshi, or making her a bitch. And it sucks because you don't have to ignore her relationship with the other guy exist for your gay ship to work. Don't be lazy man