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Funniest responses* to the "What does "Blorbo" mean?" question
(In reference to my silmarillion fandom linguistics project, the results of which you can find in my "survey says" tag)
*not necessarily the full response, some are just fragments from longer responses. Also, I'm not filtering by "correct" or "incorrect" responses
Special Little Guy (gender neutral)
Lmao. That's like, my special little guy. He takes up my brain space. I'm rotating him.
you know how lilo from lilo and stitch has that doll she made, complete with backstory? basically like that
one's blorbo is a character one cares a lot about. it kind of has like... condescending or woobifying connotations? like expressing that Maedhros is your blorbo is sort of uh... one imagines like, a chibi Maedhros. cute, not scary. but it doesn't necessarily imply the speaker has distorted perception of the character in general, just a sort of fondness
The character a person wants to use as a doll/stuffed animal
A character who the author loves too much (and knows it)
"OMG Blorbo was in the new trailer for 5 seconds!" is a common statement
which often provokes... strange thoughts at 11pm.
Beloved character who you think about entirely too much and also enjoy putting in Situations
It implies some degress of being pathetic as well.
No relation to Blorbo Baggins.
The character you put under a microscope, put through the cheese grater, put into the salad spinner, and squeeze like a plushie.
A beloved character whom you want to both stick in a microwave and protect with all you have
character one fangirls* over (*gender neutral)
Just a little guy, whom I am deeply enamored of and just want to squish on the head and see what happens.
Favourive character, often pathetic, someone to pity as much as love
obsessed. baby. Will run my mouth off about them
the word "favorite" wasn't enough to encapsulate "the exact kind of character made specifically for me in the lab" either. my friendgroup started calling those types of characters "callouts" because they were calling you out by existing Exactly To Your Tastes
(not necessarily in a way that condones their actions, but deeply beloved nonetheless)
The "cinnamon roll" kind. Idk I love Namo but I'd never call him a blorbo, it just wouldn't feel right.
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dear?
My personal favourite character, whom I want to adopt even if he's a dark lord
A particularly beloved (or beloathed-in-a-positive-way) character.
Generally seem to be problematic favs.
I think it was originally meant to be somewhat mocking, but it was wholeheartedly adopted and is now used unironically.
A favored character that usually is subjected to great amounts of trauma and or fluff.
A favourite character, usually male
The obsession character
Feanor/character you are unreasonably attached to esp. if they are a Bad Person TM
The character who is most special and beloved to you (and often that means you're gonna put them through The Horrors)
a character that makes you chew on the bars of your enclosure
Special little character from my shows(tm)
usually having an aura of kicked wet puppy (brimby)
You'd build a shrine to them
Idk, ask the children 😹. Er. Hot character you like? I'm sure people have very complex definitions explaining why they like the hot character but I don't take fandom that seriously.
Your guy (gender neutral), not a comfort character, but perhaps a character you would like to see experience the worst situations possible (affectionate)
occasionally blorbo from my floor (my cat)
Just a widdle pathetic guy 🥺😈
A favourite character, thuogh usually one you squash like a stress ball or squeaky toy rather than put gently on a shelf
Ungoliant
Guy (gender neutral) who I hold in my hand like a neat rock and look at
character whom i will put in a glass and shake
character you are putting in the metaphorical salad spinner
A favourite character, often a war criminal treated like they did nothing wrong, they are a little kitty
(character you're particularly attached to and usually put in physically and/or mentally torturous situations for fun)
A character you’ve imprinted on and like seeing in misery. They’re your wet cat you enjoy pouring water on but also toweling off
Your favorite character, to whom no harm may come (except in the service of angst)
my guy. my friend my buddy. the person
Literally your favourite ever character, but not like you want to f*ck them, more like "how much can i let them suffer?"
Your favouritest character from media that you like to put in all kinds of situations, but is not morally problematic.
favourite character you want to bully
a fictional character that you like to an obsessive amount, typically more than other favourite characters; your specialist little guy; someone you are unwell about; you don’t always have to like your blorbo per day but they must take up constant thought space
#survey says#fandom#silmarillion#survey#terminology#fandom terminology#blorbo#blorbo from my shows#funny
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Wild Life spoilers below! Like, a lot of spoilers.
So, Flower Husbands and Boat Boys fans, how're we feeling?
Jimmy asking Scott to look at his butt and Scott dropping everything to comply, then saying Jimmy's butt is maybe a bit bigger than the G's base, and Jimmy going in the most flirtatious voice ever, "Aww, stop it!" Why are they like this? You all know I'm a die-hard Ranchers truther, but oh my word.
And then Etho "tough guy" Slab coming to Joel to be like, "Joel, Bdubs is bullying me, come help!" and Joel going along with it IMMEDIATELY??? He didn't even question it, just went, that tracks, and went to go bully Bdubs on Etho's behalf. Not to mention Joel seeing the bamboozlers in boats and going, "Hey, that's mine and Etho's thing! I have to go find Etho!" He's so obsessed fr. (Also, Etho coming over to warn Gem and Joel Tango was on the hunt? "Tough guy" my ass, this guy physically cannot restrain himself from being nice and also obsessed.)
Also. Can we talk about Tango real quick (least surprising thing I've ever said)? This guy. He's almost as bad as Skizz at killing! How does he EVER get as far as he does? I say this with the maximum possible amount of love in my heart, Tango is my beloved, but goodness my gracious, he's such a wet cat of a man. The poor guy is so pathetic! I'm glad he can stay smiling and having fun throughout it all though, he's such a good sport. I did genuinely believe he was about to go out of the series about three times in his episode though.
I also loved Gem trying so hard to help the reds and yellows kill her without actively letting them do it was adorable. She was genuinely proud of Mumbo when he finally got her! I love how she interacts with everyone, especially when they're trying to kill her. She's either silent in concentration, sighing in exasperation, or just straight-up giggling with glee. She's having so much fun in this series, I love it. I'm so happy for her.
I loved the way people started gunning for Grian specifically cause he made the series. They're finally rising up against the Watchers, finally taking control of their own lives and narratives. Combined with the hc that each of the wildcards are an aspect of the Watchers (I'm assuming this is something about them being outside time? Idk), and this season is building up some insane lore possibilities.
#Ashlley rambles#mine#wild Life Spoilers#Jimmy#solidaritygaming#Scott#smajor1995#flower Husbands#Etho#ethoslab#Joel#smallishbeans#gem#geminitay#tango#tangotek#Skizz#skizzleman#mumbo#mumbo jumbo#Grian#wild life smp#life series#trafficblr#trafficshipping
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When the other death mark discord has a umineko discussion server
#thank u death mark translation for subject me into 800+hrs of umineko#pathetic wet cat to pathetic wet cat my beloved#migraine to migraine communication#the background is kujokan with beato potrait on it#death mark yashiki#death mark discord#death mark#shiin#umineko#umineko natsuhi#natsuhi ushiromiya#kazuo yashiki#yashiki kazuo#umineko x death mark crossover#crossover#im dragging umineko fans to play death mark am i not?#and vice versa
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I come back for a hot second (and go into hiding pretty much right again) with some redrawn screencaps of what I'm watching currently!! 👀 All I have in me are the sillies-
#one piece#straw hat pirates#tony tony chopper#roronoa zoro#sanji#cat burglar nami#monkey d. luffy#from those scenes I picked you might be able to guess where I currently am on my rewatch 👀#I NEEDED SOMETHING SILLY GUYS#and since I've seen opla I was like. what if. what if I do continue to watch it#(I originally have only watched one piece up to water 7 - maybe parts of the timeskip and sabody - that was YEARS ago)#I also need to add that I LOVE NAMI THIS TIME AROUND AAAAA#also sanji my pathetic wet kitten#CHOPPER!! ZORO!! LUFFY MY BELOVED#also I have not been sleeping on usopp guys
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Welt giving Kafka the shovel talk
@prringlecan this one’s for you <3
#overprotective dad welt yang supremacy#and pathetic wet cat kafka supremacy while we’re at it#i love that kafkas either a super suave womaniser or just pathetic in my art i love her#kafhime#kafka#hsr kafka#kafka hsr#welt yang#hsr welt#welt hsr#hsr welt yang#hsr#hsr comic#hsr art#hsr fanart#honkai star rail#honkai star rail comic#honkai star rail fanart#art#magnolia draws#kafka my beloved
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“they’ve ruined show Alicent”
No,
she’s just a pathetic little meow meow. leave my silly desperate despairing lesbian alone, my tragic skrunkle wrunkle
#hotd#alicent hightower#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targeryan#show alicent#alicent hightower my beloved#alicent hightower my little meow meow skrunkle wrunkle pathetic wet cat#wet cat#hotd s2#house of the dragon s2
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replaying through a mother's hope is sooo humiliating to me i'll be screaming crying and all that about how it's one of origins' most underrated quests, how it's ~grey morality~ done right, how some outcomes might feel better than others but even then there's no real happy ending and it all comes down to what you think it's the right thing to do/the best course of actions (and if the two things ever align!!) and then i'll look at my computer screen and see this
#ruck my most pathetic beloved. my sad wet cat of a guy. my shaking chihuahua even#dragon age#dragon age origins#my posts
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Me about jancy.
#jancy#Jonathan Byers#Nancy Wheeler#stranger things#stranger things season 4#stranger things season 3#stranger things season 2#Nancy wheeler my beloved#Jonathan Byers my darling#my husband and my wife#my pathetic wet cat and my fluffy raging doodle#I love them both#Jonathan x Nancy#Nancy x Jonathan#Jonathan Byers x Nancy Wheeler#Nancy Wheeler x Jonathan Byers
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Who wants to be best friends about starscream
#guys i have a new hyperfixation#starscream#my beloved#never in 20 years did i have any remote interest in transformers#all of a sudden its the pathetic wet cat robot#help
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Wishing I was Cecil, the weiner-dog 🌭🐶
#imagine being a fuzzy little sausage#and being held by Vessel's unpeeled white-boy arms#the way he holds Cecil!!!#no worry. no angy. just warm and comfy#hepby liddol puppie#imagine falling asleep in his arms 🥺 as a weiner dog 🥺#and you get to wag your tail and go arf arf and shake your ears and lick his hands#and what's he gonna do? he'll just laugh 🥹 sensible bri'ish chuckle#“hehehe hmm. oh cecil you dawg” “bork bork 😃”#oh don't mind me. the upcoming rituals are wrinkling my brain. and my beloved fanfic is back and OOF. many thoughts#little miss “is obsessed with the wet cat pathetic goth noodle and can't let her fragile little heart be still”#head pats 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 little belly rubs 😔😔😔😔😔#i think i finally understand furries 👍 you guys are alright ✌️#(shut up with the pet play this ain't the place for it and therefore shall not acknowledge)#Cecil you lucky hotdog 🌭#sleep token
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they say that if a murderer kills a murderer, the amount of murderers in the world remains the same. this is not applicable to Assassins Georg, who kills twenty murderers each day-
#This Post Is About John Wick.#hes so funny...#im watching the movies finally and theyre comedies lets be honest#adding him to my blorbos list...#i love how he's Genuinely so fucking badass#and keanu plays wick like a pathetic wet cat#like you've got this guy that has everyone scared shitless. he's baba yaga. he's death itself#hard cut to Death Itself and he looks like he's on the verge of tears#he looks like someone killed his do-#killed his-#well. You Know.#he's hyper competent and so cool and he's also just so pathetic somehow?#the ultimate meow meow...#dead wife... dead dog... dead friend... everyone out to get him#everyone so mean to him 💅#absolutely unprompted#sorry. im watching movies again#(valley girl voice) yah so eyeve just reeely been into moovays latelay <3#yall ever seen a movie? theyre So Good. movies my beloved#until theres a bad move. then its agony like never before felt#but there are so many good ones...#and i feel the need to Let The World Know every time i watch one! i will proceed to do so!
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Heyyyy hiiiii let’s pretend I’ve been consistently posting for the last few months yea?😭
(The first pic is a normal occurrence between Modi and thrud he loves her sm🥰{also iss a lil modern au I was too lazy to draw their normal clothes LOLL})
(Also also i greeked up Magni bc silly >:D)
#god of war#gow#magni and modi#thrud god of war#gow thrud#Modi my pathetic wet cat beloved#my three sillies beloved
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My pookies
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One of my favourite things about being an unapologetic Dottore lover is when I mention him outside of my friend groups; people just automatically assume I’m justifying his actions after saying something mundane like “I want him to be playable.” And you know what? If they’re dumb enough to think that then I’m gonna play them for the fiddle they are
#cut to me telling a random YouTube commenter “I’m only attracted to men with a bodycount of at least ten” (bodycount as in murder)#and the ever so original “I justify it with the power of ‘If Villain Why Hot?’”#they’re calling me an evil psychopath (actually “a evil psychopat” but whatever)#and saying Dottore deserves to be Signora’d (that is killed in a cruelly ironic fashion)#and I’m giggling to myself at their terrible spelling and counterpoints#“just because you said [you’d accept a segment being playable but not the original] I hope the original Dottore becomes playable just to#spite you”#no one tell these fools I was already hoping Prime became playable beforehand shhhhh#anyway#genshin impact#Dottore my beloved#dottore#genshin dottore#genshin#i feel bad for my fellow Harbinger stans honestly#if you wanna talk about your morally gray/evil crush my ask box is open#I might make fun of Scara but that’s only because he’s literally portrayed as a pathetic wet cat (I respect you don’t worry)#thanks for reading all these tags btw
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i present to you your royal dumbassery, aurea, my precious durge & professional shadowheart kisser
#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#tav#oc#my art#my dumbass… my beloved wet cat… pathetic cleric of selune…#sceleritas lost against the power of gayness and friendship
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something something They Could Never Make Me Hate You Brian Pasternack From The hit game Yuppie Psycho
#had to show some love for my beloved beloved sopping wet cat guy. I think i want to bump into him and make him drop his papers on the floor#and watch him pathetically pick it up. Putting him in the blender and the pearl wiggler Sorry ^_^#yomoposting#yomo and his beloveds
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