#pathetic boy

[ishtea]

my subby ass could never be a pokemon trainer

first pokemon i catch is putting me in a ball and bullying me everyday, keeping an everstone on me so i stay little and weak, breeding me with stronger pokemon, walking me around town for everyone to see what a pathetic little baby pokemon i am, just a useless ex trainer who’s owned by any pokemon she comes across… i’d be so bullied and weak, utterly submissive and obedient… weaker than the weakest pokemon… i just.. i- i-

*ishtea gets so horny they pass out*

[paw-pride]

possibly the dogboy (brown with blue in the middle, possibly without the paw in it), boyfreak, & patheticboy? (loserboy coined by @maidish & patheticboy coined by @iconcupid ) if that's okay :3

Dogboy, boyfreak, patheticboy, patheticgirl, losergender, losergirl, loserboy, and loserenby paws!

[pridewishes]

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[leonardoeatscarrots]

Some sfx makeup

[vanhelsingapologist]

I am more than a little obsessed with how you draw Victor Vallakovich, I cannot lie, and also pardon finding your blog and then spamming notifications a lil bit, but dang I love your art and the designs for CoS characters you’ve done are just *chef kiss.*

Our DM did Victor from a completely different angle (like very different) from RAW, so I’m always curious about the Victors done a little closer to original, and the design you gave him, oh wow, I love him, I lowkey wanna adopt him a little bit not going to lie. But yeah I just needed to state as such and ramble! How’s his tenure as burgomeister (apparently?) going? 👀

This is so kind! Thank you! Spam all you like, it has no negative effect on me. Also, I love talking character analysis from our games, so if you wanted, I’d be more than happy to provide you with how we interpreted him, if you’re cool reading it!

Spoilers, as always, for our campaign.

Design

My DM has our Victor in his early 20’s. They wanted to play Victor as someone who was a victim of his dad’s abuse, and they thought that the trope of shutting one’s child away in their home for ‘protection’ would hit our party harder if he was a young adult. It became more controlling. So when designing him, it was important that he maintained a gaunt, haunted look. Almost Tim Burton-y. I combined Victorian, Traditional Slavic, and modern gothic influences to really hit Victor’s style. If you like the chains on his belt but want a younger look at him, @tantaliax has an INCREDIBLE design that utilizes a lot of these influences too.

As for the hair, our Vallakoviches canonically have vitiligo, passed down through Vargas. If I ever drew Victor from the back, his neck would have some. I think he also has some local vitiligo on his chest. I wanted Victor to have a couple streaks to set him apart from Vargas, but not too much

As for his tenure as Burgomaster…

Now that Vargas is good and dead, Victor’s a bit distracted by the power, enforcing odd laws and taking long, brooding walks in the dark that are probably illegal to interrupt him on, but he really has no idea what he’s doing. He sees it as a temporary distraction before he fucks off and leaves Barovia forever.

He likes to do the fun stuff. The being mean, the soirées, the gothifying his ancestral home, the BANNING OF THE FESTIVALS. But he hates the administration, which is funny because he’s actually pretty good at it. And he won’t give speeches. No speeches.

He repurposed the reformation center into a school and when people were like “weren’t people tortured there?” Victor was like “UGH I would’ve loved to learn in a place where people were tortured.” No one really knows what to do with that, but Victor spearheading the Barovian public education platform was whiplash inducing.

For the most part? He lets Emilia do most of it. She’s like, his shadow government while he acts as the face. He happily miserably sits in his attic and experiments or paints when we aren’t plucking him up and companion-izing him.

The main problem? Lady Wachter. He has her under house arrest for riot reasons, but “his” hesitance to decisively end anything has let her cult run amok. People in Vallaki are starting to say he’s too young, weak, and scared to do anything, which is once again garnering support to her.

I think Strahd’s also going to start tempting him with more power or the ability to leave to get him off the party’s side. Vallaki is super Pro-Party right now, and if Wachter’s second bid falls flat, I think Strahd will get that foothold in.

[isithalloweenyet]

It's so funny how @stilldreaming47 thinks "she" has bigger boobs than me? Apparently, "her" bra size is 36D, whereas mine is 42H. See what one has bigger boobs? That's right. Mine are bigger, yet "she" is claiming that her boobs are bigger than mine. Just go to "her" profile, and you'll see how small "her" boobs are.

The reason I'm putting quotation marks around the pronouns is that I'm convinced that the "wife" is actually a dude pretending he has a wife. It's so fucking funny to see how pathetic that guy is, pretending to have a wife. Probably does it just to get pictures of peoples boobs

[grimdetrivore]

Cooler pathetic boy flag

Pride flag when your gender is related to being a pathetic boy/a boy failure in some way, your gender is being a helpless and sniveling little beepo all covered in milk. Wet cat of a man. Absolutely abysmal little creature of sorts. etc.

Made a cooler and better version of the pathetic boy flag because it was made by an exclusionist and sysmed also cause these colors are more appealing to me.

[otismaxwell]

I ♥️ pathetic men 😨🤤😨😍😨😔😘👍✨😀💀😘😭💀😭💀💀💅😘👍✨😲😯

Julie Powers really took one look at this pathetic wet dog of a man and said: “yeah, I want him”

And honestly, she’s so real for that.

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[densewentz]

When a cunty witch beats you to death then steals your boy toy for eternal torment 😢 (based on that 'don't you miss her???' meme)

[wilsonsfatwhitecat]

I just know house has ate shit at least once trying to jump that wall to impress his boy-toy

[ishtea]

imagine if like you worked at Hooters but like you were a b- boy and f- fat and all your coworkers were skinny women… and and uh they called you a little piggy boy like wow you’re so f- fat and stuff you’re just like a a little piggy mmmm and and and they poked your tummy and it wobbled and uh uh they laughed and m- made you oink mmm

i- i mean just imagine right?

[yuwuta]

satoru puts his glasses on your face whenever he thinks you’re giving him bedroom eyes in public bc he really cannot stand to think about it or you for too long or he’ll be walking around hard in his pants for the rest of the day. the thing is, you’re not even trying half the time, but that doesn’t stop him—you flirt with him a bit too much, bat your lashes the wrong way, or even smile at him a little too long and he’s already feeling warm in the face and satoru knows he doesn’t have the self control to stop his thoughts so he has to stop you. he’ll promptly stick his sunglasses on your face and turn away with a sigh like they’re some kind of last minute sexual deterrent. 

it’s not because then, if satoru thinks too hard, he gets stuck on the image of you in his glasses, of you in his clothes, of you in anything that belongs to him and that’s way worse then you smiling prettily at him or saying his name or touching his arm. so, then he has to kiss you, and then take his glasses back, so he has something to hide the burning blush on his face.

[pridewishes]

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[leonardoeatscarrots]

Some sfx makeup

[nonbinoclard]

(original post)

plus some extras, playing around with gradient maps and amusing myself