#part: two

[lesbianshepard]

travelling next week for work. googled the nearest city and none of you are prepared to see what passes for the local style pizza.

[demonicsuffrage]

8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!

Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!

Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!

Bruce:

Dick: I just read it in a book

Bruce:

Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar

Dick: So you're a fruity bat?

Bruce:

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Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!

Bruce:

[luskbook]

tlou au, inspired by @/_eclrr_ on twitter

[swervesbar]

[lostonmyroad]

jessica really said “god forbid women do anything” and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cult’s 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda

[maryn-jpeg55]

I know who could save him

[thestarlightforge]

CRYING 💀

(credit: my sister 😂)

EDIT (after this has blown up a ton, wow): the Bluesky acct is not my sister’s, she just found this screenshot & showed it to me. Lol. Oops 💀

[vampyhvnt]

Olderhusband!nanami listening to you complain and whine about your cramps. Minutes later, he's back from the grocery store, all prepared— pads, tampons, painkillers, even snacks you're craving. (God I love this man).

Olderhusband!nanami who couldn't give a fuck about what people think about your age gap. He's proud, infact— for having such a young and beautiful wife on his arm (he's always wondering how he landed you). He wouldn't have it any other way.

Olderhusband!nanami loves to spoil you every chance he gets, your birthday, your anniversary christmas etc. It doesn't have to be a certain holiday, you can be talking to him about something you liked at the mall and next thing you know he's gifting it to you!

Olderhusband!nanami loves to send you the most dad pics ever. He'll also add a cheesy text at the end, 'The view is so pretty today. Reminds me of you, my love❤'. He's just so cute isn't he?

Olderhusband!nanami who knows EVERYTHING there is to know about you, your favorite color, favorite food, drink, ring size etc. Probably has a list of things about you in it just incase he forgets (he won't).

This is the most tooth rotting thing I've ever wrote. I'll definitely make a part two🙈.

Part twooo finally.

[ashleyslorens]

WICKED Costume Design from Stage to Screen ↳ part 1 / part 2

— by Susan Hilferty — by Paul Tazewell

[junkfoodcinemas]

Dune: Part Two (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve Zoolander (2001) dir. Ben Stiller

[egophiliac]

once again, don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

(eventually I will get back to being less scribbly, whoops)

[limbcom]

"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

[oh-great-another-blog-posts]

I NEED their clubs to have a collab pleaseee

[sunclownsblog]

Because my last post about this didn't get much traction, I'll say it in a text post.

There is an upcoming global strike for Palestine. February 18th to the 25th. Talk about Palestine and other injustices, call your representatives and email them, boycott companies and limit spending during the week. Get your grocery shopping in now and only buy essentials during the week, please. Limit interaction on posts other than injustices around the world. If you can, skip work or school, though this is a privilege not everyone has.

Edit: It is 18th-25th not 18th-24th!! If you've already reblogged this, please reblog this version instead, edits don't show on past reblogs

[ilexdiapason]

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment