Nostaglia for anyone who wants it:
Hey, hey, hey guys 😁
Remember when Felps was kidnapped
Remember when Foolish tried to assassinate Gegg
Remember when everyone eavesdropped on the Frubbo date
Remember when Quackity got kidnapped and replaced with ElQuackity
Remember Cellbit killing Abueloier
Remember when the Jaidens first found the ice containment places
Remember when Jaiden was a badahh at Juanaflippa’s trial
Remember Bad catching the bouquet at Cellbit and Roier’s wedding
Remember Cellbit and Roier’s wedding
Remember when Vegetta’s mines killed everyone when the French came
Remember everyone bombing Ohio
Remember Tubbo eavesdropping on Elena and Richas during their stream
Remember Osito Bimbo and Cucurevil
Remember the 8 sided wheel
Remember when the eggs were all dirty and disappeared the next day
Remember when the eggs came back on Dia De Los Muertos
Remember Tallulah being a medium
Remember Vegetta having that wolf lore or whatever that was (I forgot)
Remember the Technoblade memorial
Remember Foolish being employee of the month
Remember Spreen’s betrayal
Remember the angel/devil being kicked from their job and becoming human Rubius
Remember Maximus code lore
Remember when Max and Pierre where a thing
Remember Ayrobot
Remember Walter Bob
Remember Baghera and Maximus making a song on Max’s show
Remember Gegg winning the debate
Remember the codes pretending to be the eggs
Remember how scary the codes were
Remember the Cellbit ad prank that caused his villain arc
Remember Skeppy meeting Pomme
Remember Roier punching Pepito when he met him
Remember Sunny calling Tubbo poor when she met him
Remember Bagi freaking out about being a mom
Remember Niki and Empanada planning to make a bakery
Remember when— *gets dragged off stage by mutuals*
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Well someone had to make use out of that tacky bracelet.
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It was dinnertime in the House of Lamentation. Conversation petered out as everyone focused on the hot food in front of them, leaving a quiet lull interrupted only by clinking silverware.
“I’ve always wanted a traditional church wedding,” you said, entirely unprompted.
The clinking came to a stop as the seven brothers processed what you had just said. They turned their eyes towards you.
Beelzebub was the first to break the silence despite his mouth full of food. “Huh?”
“I just always thought it would be nice. A quaint wedding in a nice little church. Maybe a chapel.”
Leviathan briefly choked on what he was chewing.
“Oh I totally get it!” Asmodeus empathized. “Rows of pews with white flowers, those high arched ceilings, the evening light of the human world sun shining on us through a beautiful stained glass window as we kiss? Oh!” He clutched his shoulders, “it gives me chills just imagining it!”
“Asmo, we can’t enter churches,” Satan stated matter-of-factly. The knife handle gripped in his fist started to bend.
“Hah!? What? Lucifer, is that true?” Mammon slammed his fork down and just about jumped out of his chair as he shouted at the oldest.
“Sit down, Mammon.” Lucifer rubbed his temple and tried to perform damage control before the inevitable headache set in. “What brought this on suddenly?” he asked you.
Keeping a straight face was immensely difficult but you pulled it off. “I was just thinking about weddings and stuff, y’know. It’d be nice. Ever since I was little I thought a church wed-”
Belphegor interjected with “You’re not even that religious.”
A flood of complaints washed over the table as everyone started loudly protesting.
“You… You’re not allowed to get married anywhere without me!” Leviathan shouted.
“Does it have to be a church? What about a restaurant instead?” Beel suggested, looking worried. “I know a lot of pretty ones.”
“We could build a mock church in a studio and get married there,” Asmo fantasized. “The stained glass could be you and me as cherubs, we can ask Luke to be the flower boy. He’d be so cute in a little tux!”
“You wouldn’t even need a ceremony with me,” Belphegor said. “If you really want one, we can have it outdoors under the stars.”
Satan’s knife was bent at a 90-degree angle. “What a stupid thing to say. Libraries are just as quiet and nice as churches. Probably. They sure suit you better than a church.”
“The restaurants also have in-house catering,” Beel continued.
“That ain’t gonna happen!” Mammon bounced his knee, shaking the entire table as he lamented, “I ain’t lettin’ my human get married in some church! We can go anywhere you want! Anywhere else!”
”There’s a church in my game!” Leviathan gasped. He thought an in-game wedding would be just as good as a real one. “I can show you! We can go now! Lets make you a character!”
Lucifer cleared his throat once. Then twice. The third time was a warning that got lost amid all of the whining. “Enough,” he finally growled. The room went silent for him. “You’re not getting married in a church. End of discussion.”
“Oh.” Weird of him to decide that on his own, but you were at your limit. A wide grin had already spread across your face. “Yeah, ok. By the way this roast you made is delicious.”
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