#parental group chat

[alolanrain]

I see ash is collecting parents (like a certain intergalactic mercenary) and I want them all to just talk about all the times ash died or has almost died because that’s just a normal Tuesday for him(also for shits and giggles)

The group chat basically resolves into all cap texts and everyone figures out that Ash technically died at least once under their care (besides Delia and a few gym leaders) and it sums up the spider man meme of everyone pointing fingers at each other.

There’s a chance Delia might not even be IN the chat, due to the fact no one wants to looker her in the metaphorical face and say they somehow let Ash do a quick sleepy time with death.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

[thermodynamic-comedian]

"i haven't met a single lesbian who doesn't listen to girl in red" you clearly have not met a lot of lesbians.

[fastsalad]

rip lloyd allen you would have loved wordle. rip lloyd allen you would have loved complaining about wordle. rip lloyd allen you would have loved chess.com

[yveltalreal]

i sense sometjing horrible happening

i dont know what but i feel it in my bones. scary

[ivys-head-is-spinning]

We really need a newsies fandom group chat.

[cptnghoulowl]

So I've been playing Star Rail and from what I've seen, basically the main trio are SIBLINGS. I love them.

[nykloss]

It is absolutely horrifying seeing so many educators in the groups I'm in promoting the use of AI to generate lesson plans, to come up with articles for their kids to read, to grade student work, etc. That technology isn't there yet, it's spitting out fake information, and even if it WAS correct it is so incredibly unethical at this point.

If you don't want your kids using AI to circumvent your assignments, don't feed the AI with the ability to do so by using it to MAKE your assignments. Good grief.

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

My supervisor sent me to pick up one of our kids from soccer practice bc their regular worker was called out on an emergency and I got there early so I sat in the bleachers where all the parents were waiting and some of the parents asked me which child on the field was mine and bc I’m not allowed to wear my badge or identify myself to random people if it risks outing a child as a foster child I just said “oh I don’t have a kid here” without ONCE considering how fucking terrifying that must’ve sounded to those poor people (a grown woman with no kids watching a random middle school girls’ soccer practice) bc not even 5 mins later the coach ambles over and I get pulled aside to have a private chat about who I was and why I was there

[stargirlfeyre]

“Don’t insult people over fictional characters”

Nah personally fuck Nesta fans.

[sterekmpreg]

Peter while doing the pack’s grocery shopping cause Pack Mom Stiles is sick and Pack Dad Derek is taking care of their mama:

Peter: *takes two samples instead of just one*

Peter, singing:...I love robbery and fraud, I'm a shoplifting God🤩

Bitch, I'm never gonna teach you every scam that I got 🥰

Watch your purse around me 'cause I'll snatch it up like that🤭

[redactedrem]

Me and my friends were talking about how wild it was for Nickelodeon to have mpreg Cosmo and how ahead of its time it's was and we might just have cracked the code besties.

[oddthesungod]

quick sketch of the lads, Conandir and Praxis, from our call of the netherdeep campaign kissiinnggg!!! Con belongs to huffleswag98 @ Twitter and Praxis belongs to @faerieprincen ! <333

[logicheartsoul]

I don’t expect everyone to remember my birthday, especially if people are really busy and time flies by, but you would think at least one of my parents would, right?

Nope, lmao

So I guess that’s my birthday “surprise” from him today

[thementalistscandidate]

Feel like I’m back in fucking highschool. Plans got made in a group chat I’m in, only for me to later be told that actually those plans don’t include me, but I wasn’t told by the person making the plans, so no one knows why I’ve been excluded

[wifegideonnav]

tbh when mitski said “you’re my best friend/now i’ve no one to tell/how i lost my best friend”