Hey I’m Oasis! She/her/they*icon is drawn from otiksimr* generally assume Ash is older in all HC/Fic/Drabbles unless stated otherwise
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Don't pass Ash the aux cord he'll put on Hamburger Lady by Throbbing Gristle
No tf he would not
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I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag
I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this
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Do you think after the Kalos Crisis Diantha and her gym leaders became really protective of Ash?
Diantha: *hugs Ash* My kid now.
Literally everyone else: HEY-
#ash ketchum#champion diantha#it’s like those mother penguins that lost their chick try and desperately mother an abandoned/orphaned chick
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I see ash is collecting parents (like a certain intergalactic mercenary) and I want them all to just talk about all the times ash died or has almost died because that’s just a normal Tuesday for him(also for shits and giggles)
The group chat basically resolves into all cap texts and everyone figures out that Ash technically died at least once under their care (besides Delia and a few gym leaders) and it sums up the spider man meme of everyone pointing fingers at each other.
There’s a chance Delia might not even be IN the chat, due to the fact no one wants to looker her in the metaphorical face and say they somehow let Ash do a quick sleepy time with death.
#ash *arrives in new region*#champions collectively *sweats*#ash ketchum#delia ketchum#parental group chat
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Imagine the other champions going to visit Ash in Alola and Diantha and Cynthia take one look at Kukui and Burnet before adding them to a group chat labeled Ash's parents
The question is: how many people are in that chat?
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