#hsr mc

[nomohmoss]

every night it seems his notoriety grows i wonder if he's even at the parties he throws? the great gatsby au

[misinformationspreader3]

eepy

[hannycho12]

Caelus learn the heart finger.

[aiden-bevelle]

MC, side-eyeing the shiny trash can on their left: ... gulp

[pachimation]

you ever joke about a ship to yourself and then, like, kinda like it? and then you joke about it to friends and it’s totally an ironic thing bc it’s not like you actually like this character and god forbid you actually like this ship. and then something happens but like it’s literally nothing (museum event) and then you take a couple screenshots or like record a cutscene (museum event!!!). and then maybe you wake up after working on ship art of them and like you’re wishing there’s more art for this ship and you’re polling ppl on instagram about what the widely agreed upon ship name is and then you’re like, aw FUCK.

anyway, ah FUCK. they’re actually kinda cute together ngl.

[incorrecthsr]

Welt: You're a loose cannon, Stelle.

Stelle: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

March 7th: I think you play by your own rules.

Dan Heng: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Dan Heng: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Stelle: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Caelus is a loose cannon.

Caelus: *smashes a chair*

[rainily-03]

hello followers. apologies for disappearing for 3 months and then coming back with a completely different set of hyperfixations. it will happen again <3

anyway. the trio ever feat some silly headcanons

(image description under cut, apologies for forgetting to add one!)

[Image ID: four pages of Honkai Star Rail fanart.

The first page has written across the top "Draw March, Dan Heng, and Stelle." Below it are Stelle (in a thinking pose, an arrow pointing to her that says "rubbing her two brain cells together very hard), Dan Heng (looking up with a surprised expression, an arrow pointing to him that says "secretly excited but won't show it"), and March 7th (clenching her fists and beaming excitedly, an arrow pointing to her that says "has been waiting her entire life for this moment").

The second page has a number 1 on it. At the top is a sheet of paper signed with March's name, with a drawing of the three in a cute, simple style. They are holding hands and "The Terrific Trio!!" is written across the top. At the bottom, Stelle looks at the paper while covering her mouth like she's trying not to laugh or cry, and Dan Heng puts his fist against the wall with a similar expression. Both of them are connected by a thought bubble that reads "cute" in all caps, while March stands in the middle looking pleased.

The third page has a number 2 on it. At the top is a sheet of paper signed with Dan Heng's name. He's drawn the three to look like a photo is being taken of them, smiling at the camera with March giving Stelle bunny ears. It's comparatively very well-drawn. At the bottom, Stelle and March huddle around the paper in delighted amazement.

The final page has a number 3 on it. At the top is a sheet of paper signed with Stelle's name. It is a very clumsy, childish drawing of the three. At the bottom, March and Dan Heng stare at it blankly, speechless. Stelle looks sheepish, with arrows pointing to her that read "cannot draw to save her life" and "somehow even worse than Gepard". End ID]

[anjo404]

I'm new to HSR so sorry if they're kinda miss-characterized, I just find this amusing.

[haliaiii]

i played honkai star rail

[mistyacorn]

boyfriend messages with caelus

sypnosis; just caelus (male mc) in one of his clingy moods…

a/n; LMAO IDK WHAT THIS IS . i hope its not too bad… writers please make more caelus fics i love him (╥﹏╥) for some reason i imagine him to be the type to spam you lol. ALSO SORRY FOR LIGHT MOde but im sick of the messaging app atp so

© mistyacorn do not plagiarize or repost please, just enjoy it ykwim

[nomohmoss]

[misinformationspreader3]

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

lmao love how we're all just agreeing that the dumbass trio of the astral express are all dumb in their own ways and are laughing at their stupidity, relating to said stupidity, or both.

dan heng is emotionally dumb, this man did not receive the hardware update for emotions. he operates on angy, annoyed soggy cat, and underpaid babysitter for two little hobgoblins. there are simultaneously no thoughts behind his pretty eyes and thoughts of taking a good long power nap after he's done being the older brother of two idiots. he's somehow the resident smart ass, but put him in a romantic situation and suddenly he's dumber than university students procrastinating their final paper to the last day. if he were a cat, he'd be the cat that always has a resting bitch face no matter what you do.

march 7th is the kind of dumb you see in vine (rip) compilations, she'd quote that shit on the regular just to exclusively annoy dan heng. she probably once suggested that whole sit in a chair and hold hands for an hour shit and got put in it the same day. she says dumb shit confidently with shit-eating grins, and if you tell her she's wrong, she'd say "ur mom." she gets bullied by kids, bc of course she does. she would probably learn dumb trivia out of spite so she can look like the sane one in the group. she and the mc have joint custody of the single brain cell that dan heng didn't absorb.

and mc is the stupid little super glue that somehow keeps this group alive and away from mortal peril. they will hide in a hotel closet and yell "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA" at some poor maid trying to do room service. they would enter an eating competition and then barf it all up not even five seconds after they've won the said competition. they are a bastard, a wet cat if you will. they will go through your trash like a little raccoon, they will steal your mail if it's sticking out of the mailbox, they would probably be on the run from the IRS bc they refused to do their tax return.

[daydenmax-drawings]

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦?

[blue-haired-stellaron-lord]

This is just straight up screenshots but they have me dying

Like look at this fuckin dork. What a ridiculous little trash gremlin.

[mishantics]

"they can never get my nose right!"

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