#idiots (affectionate)
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i hate them
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#kagamine rin#mikurin#art#my art#miku x rin#rin x miku#stupid idiots#(affectionate)
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#that is tims 'i know im right' face#jason is trying and failing to win the argument#damian: i am surrounded by idiots (affectionate)#steph wondering why she has to be in the middle of this#duke being adorable#bruce: my circus my monkeys#dick: my siblings get along. so well.#babs: this shit is funny#cass just eating her popcorn and watching in amusement#wayne family adventures#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#bruce wayne#batfamily#bruce is so done#get these bitches therapy#wayne family#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#barbara gordon
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love when tumblr just randomly adds enrichment (new buttons) to our enclosures
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i can't get the knowledge that kenji is half alien and also has an insane batting average out of my head. like dude
#my fanart tag#ultraman rising#ultraman#ultraman: rising#ken sato#kenji sato#i love this idiot so much lol#he's so dumb#(affectionate)
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misc bg3 gifs -> 5/∞
#idiot (affectionate)#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion ancunin#astarion#bg3edit#bg3 edit#bg3gif#bg3gifs#dailygaming#gamingedit#baldur's gate#bg3edits#larian studios#jess.txt#my gifs#astarion gifs#queued
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Everyone Knows They’re Dating… Except Tim and Danny
To literally everyone, Tim and Danny are a couple. They’re so obvious about it, it’s almost annoying. Tim goes out of his way to prioritize Danny over anyone else—he’ll cancel plans, rearrange his schedule, and bend over backward to make sure Danny’s happy. Need coffee at 3 a.m.? Tim’s already out the door. A custom gadget? It’s in Danny’s hands before he even asks.
And Danny? Danny dotes on Tim in a way that’s almost overprotective. He ensures Tim eats, sleeps, and doesn’t completely drown himself in work. He’s always there, watching out for him, ready to step in if Tim ever needs help. And god help anyone who says a single bad word about Tim because Danny will defend him with a ferocity that borders on terrifying.
They live together. They cuddle to sleep. They share a bed. They have dinners together like it’s some weekly tradition. They wear each other’s clothes so often no one can tell whose hoodie is whose anymore. Sometimes they even plan matching outfits when they go out. Their “hangouts” are way too romantic and way too specific to not count as dates.
It’s obvious to everyone that Tim and Danny are dating. Everyone… except Tim and Danny.
The breaking point happens when Danny starts spending time with a new friend. Tim doesn’t even notice at first, but slowly, irritation starts bubbling under the surface. Why does Danny even need new friends? Doesn’t he already have Tim? And then the irritation morphs into a tight knot in his chest every time Danny talks about hanging out with this friend.
At first, Tim tells himself he’s just being logical—Danny is busy enough as it is, why stretch himself thinner? But when Danny cancels one of their movie nights to go out with this new friend, Tim spirals. He’s glued to his laptop but hasn’t typed anything in over an hour, too consumed with thoughts like: Is Danny replacing me? Am I not enough for him? Does he want someone else to be his best friend now?
He’s never been good at handling emotions, so naturally, he decides the best course of action is to bottle it all up and ignore it. That is until Steph shows up and immediately clocks that something’s wrong.
“What’s with the grumpy face?” she asks, slumping onto his couch.
“I’m not grumpy,” Tim lies, glaring at his laptop like it’s offended him personally.
Steph raises an eyebrow. “Right. So why are you moping like someone kicked your dog?”
“I’m not moping,” he mutters, crossing his arms.
Steph stares at him for a long moment, her eyes narrowing as she pieces it together. She knows Danny’s out with some new friend, and now she’s looking at Tim, who’s pacing the apartment like a caged animal, glaring at his phone every few seconds. Her expression shifts—realization dawning, then sharp focus. “Oh my god, Tim. You’re jealous.”
Tim freezes. “What? No, I’m not. That’s ridiculous.”
Steph crosses her arms, her gaze locked on Tim as if he’s the most complicated puzzle she’s ever tried to solve. “Okay, let’s break this down,” she starts, her tone deliberate. “You’re upset that Danny’s out with someone else. You’re overthinking it, spiraling about whether or not you’re enough, and now you’re convinced you’ve somehow ruined everything… Does that sound like just ‘friend’ feelings to you?”
Tim freezes mid-pace, the words hitting him like a bucket of cold water. “I—what?”
Steph raises an eyebrow. “Tim. You’re jealous.”
“I’m not—” Tim begins, but then stops, the denial catching in his throat. His brain scrambles to process her words, but the sinking feeling in his chest refuses to let him dismiss it. The pieces fall into place, one by one, each memory sharper than the last: the way his heart always lifts when Danny smiles, the quiet warmth of falling asleep next to him, the ache in his chest at the thought of Danny choosing someone else.
“Oh no,” he whispers, his voice cracking. “Oh my god. I’m jealous because—because I’m—”
Steph sighs, rubbing her temples. “You’re jealous because you’re in love with Danny.”
Tim’s knees almost give out as the realization settles in. “I’m the worst friend in the world,” he blurts, his voice breaking. Tears spring to his eyes as he starts pacing again, his hands flying up in a panicked gesture. “I have no right to feel this way! He’s my best friend—he deserves someone better, someone who won’t ruin his life with… with whatever this is!”
Steph groans, dragging a hand down her face. “Tim, for the love of—you're already dating.”
He stops dead in his tracks, blinking at her like she’s just spoken another language. “What?”
“Seriously? You’re basically married,” Steph says, throwing her hands up. “He practically lives here, you do everything together, and you’re constantly rearranging your life for him. What part of that screams just friends to you?”
Tim’s mouth opens, then closes, his mind spinning as he replays every moment with Danny through a new lens. The quiet mornings when they share coffee in companionable silence. The way Danny always notices when he’s stressed and pulls him into a hug without a word. How being with Danny feels like breathing—natural, essential, like coming home.
And it all clicks.
Oh. Oh no. He’s in love with Danny.
The realization is overwhelming, a mix of panic and joy and sheer terror. But beneath all that, there’s something else—a quiet certainty. He doesn’t just love Danny; he’s in love with him, and he doesn’t want to waste another second pretending otherwise.
Tim decides, then and there, that he has to confess. Because if there’s even the slightest chance that Danny feels the same, he’s not going to let it slip through his fingers. And if he doesn’t… well, there’s always Antarctica.
When Tim finally confesses, he pours his heart out in a way that’s so painfully earnest it makes Danny laugh.
“Tim,” Danny says, tears of laughter in his eyes, “I thought we were already dating.”
Tim blinks. “What?”
Danny grins. “Yeah, I kind of assumed we were. I mean, we live together. We share a bed. We cuddle. We’ve been wearing matching outfits for months, dude.”
“Oh.” Tim feels his face heat up.
Danny laughs again, pulling Tim into a hug. “You’re adorable, you know that?”
Tim buries his face in Danny’s shoulder, equal parts mortified and relieved. But hey, at least now they’re officially dating—or, well, aware of it.
Steph hears the whole story later and immediately texts them both: “Congrats on being the last ones to figure it out. True geniuses at work.”
#tim drake#danny phantom#danny fenton#brain dead#dead tired#dc x dp#idiots in love#danny calls tim 'dude' affectionately#tim and danny would be the last ones to realize they're dating#stephanie brown#all hail steph for being the one to step up and help them work out their relationship#tim and danny happy couple brain rot
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#They metaphorically die in eachothers arms (i refuse to believe they're actually dead) 10 years ago#and i dont think anyone has yet recovered#theres literally so much you can talk abt#including the fact that theyre both self destructing idiots (affectionate)#bit alas my vocabulary has vanished#ado yall#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#netflix#hannibal netflix#renew hannibal#revive hannibal#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannigram#murder husbands
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more love for my favourite man-shaped beings
#good omens#good omens fanart#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#ineffable idiots#emphasis on idiots (affectionate)#aziracrow#i love them your honor#evie.art#evie.go
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GAY BOYS TEN YEARS APART
#they're disgusting [affectionately]#idiots in love#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#supernatural#spn 5x4#spn 15x9#spn 15x12
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something i noticed is that whenever crowley and aziraphale do have physical touch it’s always ( ? ) aziraphale initiating it . it’s aziraphale who occasionally puts his hand on crowley’s chest , arm , back , whatever to guide him . it’s aziraphale resting his hand on crowley’s arm to tell him something . it’s aziraphale took crowley’s hand to dance , something crowley would have never done otherwise . but the kiss . that is the first time crowley has been the one to initiate physical contact . the first time . and as far as he knows , the last .
#BuT hE dId InItIaTe It In SeAsOn OnE wHeN hE sLaMmMeD aZiRaPhAlE aGaInSt ThE wAlL#tell me you’re missing the point WITHOUT telling me you’re missing the point#that isn’t affectionate i’m talking about AFFECTION here people#anyways#if aziraphale isn’t the one to initiate the kiss in season three no guarantees the police won’t be called#azicrow#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#ineffable fandom#ineffable divorce#ineffable bureaucracy#ineffable lovers#ineffable spouses#ineffable partners#ineffable wives#good ineffable omens#good omens#good omens 2#michael sheen#david tennant#neil gaiman#lgbt#lgbtq
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"Glimmerous fop"
#ace attorney#klavier gavin#achtung baby#ace attorney fanart#practice#fanart#illustration#aa4#my art#art#idiot prosecutor (affectionate)
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Caelus learn the heart finger.
#honkai star rail#hsr#caeheng#穹丹#caelus#dan heng#hsr mc#march 7th#she's so done with them#idiots (affectionate)
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watching scar and joel's episodes first and hearing impulse shouting that grian knew there was a cave system when he suggested the vertical mining thing and I was thinking "lol I'm sure grian figured that there was a cave system below but i don't think he knew for sure" and then i watch grian's episode where he stumbles upon the cavern and starts cheerfully explaining how he hopes the vertical mining will end up killing someone for demise and i just. i should not be surprised like yeah ok typical grian behavior.
#hermitcraft#grian#maige's posts#no its so funny bc i was thinking back to like. limL joel and jimmy mining straight down for shits and giggles and THEN dying bc theyre#idiots. and then theres grian who was 100% AWARE of the cave and actively WANTED someone to die by it#like ok you chaotic shit this is why your sweater is red youre always on your red life you bastard (affectionate)#mcyt
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One Piece ep. 202 || "Why can’t you ever rescue us normally?!"
#one piece#onepieceedit#opgraphics#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#zolu#straw hat crew#strawhat pirates#nami#sanji#usopp#tony tony chopper#this filler ep was rlly funny rlly good zolu moments :)#precious idiots (affectionate)#mine#gif:op anime#gif:zolu#gif:one piece
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