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Tubbo: Fobo is like that meme of the two guys who divorced their wives and moved in together
Foolish: Now we’re drama free
Tubbo: Wifeless fun!
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the heart killers: a romcom
#extremely paraphrased subtitles because i don't feel like messing with my vpn to find the actual ones#and also for comedic value lol#unfortunate lack of dunk here but it is what it is#thk#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#joongdunk#firstkhao#joong archen#dunk natachai#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#*gifs#*the heart killers#boyslovesource#thaidrama#thaidramaedit#asiandramasource#asianlgbtqdramas#asianlgbtqsource#mlmsource#asianlgbtdrama
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I don't know what to say. It was beautiful. It was everything I wanted out of the book and I am so happy. They went through with destroying his horn (just one!) and he is experiencing the long-term consequences of it. Lilia died and both Malleus and Silver brought him back with true love and a wish, because true love conquers all... Just what the original movie would have wanted 😭
And Malleus, Silver, and Sebek sobbing so much over him. He really got to find out just how much he means to them 😭😭😭 and I adore how after all this time, when Silver and Lilia finally got the chance to talk one on one, they were just talking casually about trivial things in their lives. Silver even said there was so much more they should have talked about... But that normalcy is just what they need after everything
The way Lilia still after all that time thinks so little about what he's done for Silver, asking him if he'd rather keep his blonde hair color. The way Silver was so happy to describe just how much he loves his hair and how important it is to him. Ohhhh,,,,,...,,.,,....
I really like that Silver gave away his armor. His reason for it is so him. He wouldn't want to keep a weapon that he just puts up on a wall and never uses, he wants it to be used for something important. It's such a nice way for him to give back to STYX and the island!!! He doesn't directly say it's because of the armor's association with KOD, and I think that's fine. He really made his peace with having KOD as his father, he's accepted it as part of his life now!
AND THE ADOPTION. IT'S EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR!!!! Silver and Lilia are both so so. Oh my god. They mean the world to me. I can't believe Lilia's reasoning for not giving Silver his surname is the exact same reason Silver was afraid to ask for it. He didn't want to burdon his kid with the name of his "real parents" enemy. Lilia when I GET YOU. And Silver LAUGHS AT HIM FOR IT!!!! The only other time we ever see him laugh is when he's a kid!!!!! And his laugh is just as sweet now as it was back then 😭
Lilia Vanrouge's adoption of Silver Vanrouge is officially valid in the country of Briar Valley. Silver is now Lilia's true son. The game has been building us up to this moment for 5 years and I am so happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Silver's profile now officially says Silver Vanrouge. I can stop tagging him as twst Silver / twisted wonderland Silver / ect and just tag him as Silver Vanrouge. I'm so happy
All the ghosts of the past got to come back to life and dance in peace with each other at last. Malleus got to meet his mother and Silver got to properly meet his parents, and we got to see Leah!!! Both Malleus and Silver got to thank their parents for protecting them so that they could live in a world with their loved ones, and got to tell them to rest in peace at last. It's sooooo sugary sweet oh my god. THIS GAME!!!!!!
#twst#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#lilia vanrouge#silver vanrouge#book 7 spoilers#twst book 7#twst spoilers#book 7.13#it was also a surprisingly short chapter#no lead up to book 8 and it doesn't show a preview of book 8 in the story section#but it does have a note saying to wait for more content or something (paraphrasing from memory) so I'm sure we will hear about it eventuall#it's possible that grim overblots on the spot after eating Malleus' blot crystal#so if they're anticipating that then I don't blame them for not showing it yet#I love Sebek too he really was not the focus of this chapter but he was SO GOOD#I love that Sebek is really the number one Silver VANROUGE hype man. he's been dreaming about this day since he first met Silver BET#Sebek's line about Silver having to change his name to gold if he turned blonde lol 😭#and omg Silver is 18 now <3 it doesn't show it in his profile like how his profile says he's Silver Vanrouge#but he's 18.... ohhhhhh... our beautiful boy is growing <333
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I’d encourage everybody to not take everything at face value and see how easy things/words can get twisted online with everybody believing it without questioning.
Multiple ST updates accs are posting this quote when it’s mostly paraphrased in a way to make it seem more dramatic than it actually was.

What David actually said was this so they took actual words from the article and scrambled them a bit in a way that it changed the context of what was said.


so everybody, be careful and also start checking your sources.
#stranger things#noah schnapp#will byers#byler#when i posted it i was so confused where they got that quote from lol#bc it’s not there they paraphrased it in a crazy way#basically everybody cried but david found noah’s crying funny for some reason lol
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i’ve only been into dragon age for like. checks calendar. two and a half months. and the amount that my opinion on veilguard has changed after playing the other games is crazy
#the dialogue is sooooo baaaad it’s SO bad. i think of the bellara recruitment mission first mostly bc it’s so early but#‘we’re looking for an ancient elven artifact!’ cool what is it. ‘this building… no… it can’t be here!’ why. ‘if that’s here… that means…’#GIRL WHAT DOES IT MEAN. ‘the artifact… it can’t be here!’ YOU JUST SAID IT HAS TO BE. ‘it must be that artifact!’ WHAT IS THE ARTIFACT.#‘it’s an archive spirit!’ WHAT DOES IT DO. ‘you’ll see!’ girl if it’s so important that means you know what it does. why won’t you tell me#it feels like i’m watching an episode of naruto where they spend half the episode explaining things you already know like you’re 8 years old#but also at the same time they explain literally fucking nothing#and that is media made for children. this is allegedly a game for adults. with sex in it. apparently#obviously i’m paraphrasing that scene but. there’s a complete lack of specificity in a way that doesn’t feel intriguing it just feels like#they didn’t care. ‘elven artifact’ ‘red lyrium relic’ ‘blood magic ritual’ ‘antaam and venatori bad’ can you explain any of it to me please#almost no codex entries from scholarly sources actually examining any of these things. i’m so curious about the veil jumpers’ work#but no dice there. just ‘ancient elven ruins.’ i found the logs of venatori notes in the western approach and hissing wastes in inquisition#fascinating. reading about their practices and motivations was really interesting. in veilguard? where you are in minrathous? nothing#<- also that about the veil jumpers is based on memory but i don’t remember much from the codex being particularly interesting. i’ll look at#it again though i might be wrong. but anyway#like 80% of the game is a macguffin#and if i get into the shadow dragons and how literally nothing about them makes any sense#i need to play further into v’s run. i don’t really want to. but it’s for research#i should put ash and fel on the backburner for now since v is my research run. but they’re both past the dragons. and v isn’t#ragghfgfhghhgffggghHgGGHFGDHHGH#eliasposts#veilguard critical#but really only in the tags lol
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ja'marr: you don't know jets older than me, why you don't call this n**** unc... i do not look that fucking old, y'all disrespectful, get the fuck out of here
justin (after laughing at ja'marr): nah, you an unc, son
ja'marr: laugh laugh giggle giggle
justin: why you mad at me son -cause you the unc
both of them break into GIGGLES
BONUS: screenshot of justin in his gaming room
#he didn't realize he left his camera on for the full screen lol#my transcript is slightly paraphrased bc i'm TIRED but i'm going to share all of these clips TO-DAY#they're ADORABLE#justin easily jumping in with the ja'marr teasing! that's what he's best at#i really do love their laughs <3#especially when they're laughing with each other <3 <3 <3#justin jefferson#ja'marr chase#this is the last clip i'll share bc most of what i got is just them gaming and shit#twitch livestreams
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talking about the topic of animated movies not Hitting, I accidentally reminded myself of one time on twitter, I think around the time that Raya came out?? I was poopooing on how much the dragon looks like elsa, and then talked about how I wish 2d animated and hand animated films were still The Medium instead of nothing but the highest resolution skin texture fur textured 3d animated films bc I'm tired of seeing it, etc etc and then someone who I was not mutuals with, they must've been someone working under the disney IP in some form, and must've either done some work on raya or just worked on 3d animated projects in general, replied to me SEVERAL TIMES as if I was subtweeting them, with something to the tone of "just say you hate me and you think my art is trash" and I think about that ALL the time
#I wish I could find what they said bc it was so much weirder than what I paraphrased. but this was years ago#like I had accidentally REALLY. bothered them and they thought the tweets were directed straight at them.#they were following me apparently (unfollowed me after that. obviously. bc they decided that I hated them specifically)#(bc I didn't like the dragon design from raya and I was fantasizing about it being 2d animated)#they deleted the tweets like 24 hours later but I was literally like. I'm sure you do good work???#i'm sorry you feel that way but rn i'm trying to complain about this very mainstream movie?? this is not a personal attack???#but now whenever I say something about a movie looking like dookie I imagine someone messaging me going “just say you hate me”#bc they did some concept art for it or something#shouts out to that person they were obviously doing really well emotionally to have come at me in that way lmao#sergle.txt#they obviously felt that we were in a Personal Argument but i wasn't wanting to argue and the interaction was not personal so it was very#one sided lol
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Kyoko: life sucks, get used to it, kiddo 🤷♀️
Yuma: 😢
Kyoko: crying won’t bring back your dead parents 😒
Yuma: 😭
Kyoko: no one is coming to save you, kid! 😤
Yuma: 🥺
Kyoko:
Kyoko:
Kyoko: dinner is at 7 and your bedtime is never
#kyoko sakura#yuma chitose#pmmm#madoka magica#magia exedra#incorrect quotes#except mostly canon lol#like it’s paraphrased but only barely lmao
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"I've never wanted to make an album full of happy songs. I don't think that's ever going to happen."
#love magazine 2009#idk why i'm thinking about this shoot rn but i am. something about it is still soo compelling. 16 fucking years later#i never post pics but i was suddenly like hmmm i want these on my blog#i just love this look#it would actually still be killer today#+ something about seeing baby taylor with straight hair always gets me#it just feels so weird lol#i still remember when my friend showed me the video for our song and told me it was the first time taylor ever straightened her hair lmfao#and i believed her bc it was the first time i'd ever seen her with straight hair lmfao. i mean it was what 2007? 2008?#also i really love this interview lol. it's the one where she's like (paraphrased) 'i don't drink partially because i'm scared of-#being wasted and not knowing what i've said"#which. love. my relatable anxious queen <3#it took me ages to be comfortable drinking bc of that anxiety too
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dorym is such a silly ship (they are driving me insane) cause it's like. babe I love how you're worried about your bae's coping mechanisms like that but have you considered...looking in a mirror? HAHA jk....unless-
no seriously!!! they know each other like the back of their own hands and are still so capable of keeping the other in check/grounded but heaven forbid they extend any of that understanding to themselves lol.
after the last two episodes ive been feeling sooooo normal about them that ive just been trying to finally get my dorym/'foreigner's god' thoughts together in a way that's coherent to anyone else but i think "i keep an eye on dorian while he sleeps (dorian doesn't sleep)" and their "i want to be there when it happens" "i dont" exchange bringing back up some of that "that sounded like a threat" "thats what it was" tension that breaks soon after because they know they need each other/the other needs them has had me thinking about this line all day (plus your ask giving me an excuse to talk about it lol)





#sorry i took so long to answer! i wanted to have an actual thought. if this even counts. lol#also those quotes are paraphrased but the gist is there hopefully#k watches cr3#critical role#bell's hells#dorym#c3e108
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UGH it gets me every time, there's something so visceral and simple about the way luffy loves all his crew and the raw emotions it inspires in them in moments like these, like the way they can all completely let their guards down
sanji has repeated multiple times this arc that luffy is selfish, he always just does what he wants, "i didn't ask you to wait here for me" etc etc etc
he thinks he can't share in that selfish freedom because he's Difficult and A Mistake, he doesn't want anyone to risk their life to get him out of this, he couldn't do that to his friends he loves so much, he is a sacrifice for the good of everyone here, and he's mad that luffy would waste his freedom on an impossible situation. but again and again luffy shows up and just stays. when sanji decides he needs to come back there's his captain, right where he said he'd be
and when asked what he really wants, sanji just thinks about his crew, and their happiness and gratitude when he feeds them........ and even him getting annoyed at their silly unserious shenanigans is part of it..........
he's been here back with his bio family and all they do and have ever done (besides reiju, as much as another child could stand up for him) is tell him he's a mistake and a sacrifice and everything he wants is wrong and weak and pathetic. (please imagine me welling up with tears as i type this) and in this moment he thinks about his friends, his found family, loving his cooking and appreciating everything he's ever been called a mistake for.. and he cries and says i want to go home
#whole cake island#luffy#sanji#paraphrasing this from a ramble sent in a friend's dms lol#this fucking arc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna blow up#liveblog
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Chosen One // Eldest Daughter
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#hero oak#hero oak swallows garcia#tw: scopophobia#tw: eye contact#tw: eyestrain#tw: blood#i'm trying to cover the bases i think i've got it lol#i keep associating the doodler with so many eyes and i'm sorry about that#i also paraphrased the convo slightly bc it's 5 am and just wrote from memory i did not want to scavenge the ep this late i'm aaaaa#dndads spoilers#my artwork
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I'm finally at the scene but now I'm stuck because I've forgotten what each choices kiss is like😭

#I think I know the passionate one#either a will kiss the detective's neck and there's the ✨️thigh grab✨️ people always mention lol#(I get it though👀)#or the detective will kiss a and then kiss their neck#which is also pretty 👀👀👀👀#that's pretty intimate👀#but I can't for the life of me remember what the tender option gets you#and I really don't wanna choose it just to go “oh no this doesn't work for zuri and adam” and have to start over💀#so umm...help please?😅#does anyone know what the tender one gets you if a or the detective initiates it?#screenshots would be perfect but even a paraphrased retelling would be helpful
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i like bad bc he gets me so genuinely mad tbh
like this is what he said ab pilowen “how does it feel to know the person who had absolutely no one, Owen, go 'nah I'm good I don't want you'"
like im crazy he doesn’t understand them at all he should never speak on pilowen ever and actually neither should anyone else they don’t get it but we do fr 🤧🤧🤧
HE DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT "WE'RE DISPLACED HERE. WE'RE BOTH JUST KIDDING OURSELVES." HE DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT "IF I PROMISE TO STAY YOU'LL JUST GET COMPLACENT."
does bro even know about "i'll slit his throat and stuff him and keep him on the wall"
does he even know "this wasn't part of the plan"
do u think abt owen staring at his brewing stand in silence after pili left. btw
#asks#uousoupki#pilowen#these quotes are paraphrased & based on memory lol. so forgive me cuz i know theyre not exact#trsmp
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He said, while resting for a long time (the break they took) he took time to just do nothing and watch tiktok/reels all day. While resting his heart got lighter and he missed stays, so he went to the pop-up cafe to see stay :(
He asked if people are coming in two days as well, then said "You're amazing people. People who succeed in ticketing" LMAO
Lastly he said that he's felt that health is best and most important. So we have to take care of our health well (I love him)
#maja talks#paraphrased translation by me cause i'm too lazy to translate it word for word lol#i love him soooo much and i'm so glad they got to take that break#it really seems like it was good for all of them#as it would be for anyone who works a lot lets be real#minho#lee know#stray kids#video
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man i wanna go back to qaiden recovery arc so bad. theres literally nothing in the world that makes me sob like hearing qaiden say; "My favorite memory? Well, a month ago I would've said this day- the day with roier and bobby- but now... there's so many to choose from"
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