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think im going through stage 7 of paradox psychosis because season 4 of tua is still enraging me in the homicidal sort of sense
#laur says stuff#tua s4 hater!!!!!!!#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#paradox psychosis#tua five#tua s4 spoiler#tua s4 spoilers#tua s2#tua s2e8#old five
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I love the Deli fives, but the fact that they’re not constantly farting and sweating and trying to kill each other makes no sense. If you just added one frickin sentence that they’ve built a paradox psychosis neutralizer it would have been just fine. But here we are.
#umbrella academy#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy season 4#tua#tua season 4#tua s4#tua inconsistencies#tua spoilers#five hargreeves#deli fives#paradox psychosis
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Can't believe I didn't realize this until now but how do the Fives avoid paradox psychosis?
Like some of them apparently work in the Interdimensional Train Station Café or whatever (bless brisket Five).
I get that they are not creating a paradox per se but that's kind of weak when we've established a phenomenon that occurs when two or more versions of oneself gather in the same vicinity.
#five hargreeves#tua s4#the umbrella academy#tua#interdimensional train station#brisket five you are such a trooper and i want your story#paradox psychosis#desnoot rants
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Season 2 Episode 8
Starting off strong..
I know for a fact I've said this before, but I really dislike the handler. I hate how she said that she and five have a "colorful history." Makes it worse that she winked after. No, thank you.
Okay, next in line, we have Reginald. And I noticed this before, but it deserves some actual recognition. Pogo drew a picture when he was just a little guy (and technically, he still is a little guy here). It was a picture of him and Grace and Reggie in a line holding hands, the classic kid drawing. And we know Reginald hates kids, but he loves Pogo and Grace and his wife, so he's not without compassion. Anyhoo. Reggie framed that picture and put it up on his shelf just outside his office. If he was truly cruel, he would have thrown it away. But he loves Pogo. Or maybe he just loves Grace, and Grace loves Pogo, so he did that. Either way, my point still stands.
Also, can we talk about Aidan's wonderful, quick, and flexible abilities? He wasn't actually supposed to do the scene where he lists off the 7 symptoms of paradox psychosis. He had to learn all of that in less than a day. I mean, memorizing all of that that fast is really impressive.
Okay, also. Luther stops Five from going straight to his older self. He says he should break the ice because he will scare himself. Because yeah. Seeing your dead "younger" brother smiling at you is better than your younger self...
I love how in true Diego fashion, he says, "I'm Deigo, I have a knife."
I love how the writers did a flashback to Five saying "[Viktor] is the bomb" and then Diego repeating it. It's a full circle moment. And then Diego says, "[Viktor] will always be the bomb." (I'm going to make a separate post about this whole thing because I have things to say about this, s3, and what we know of season 4).
The brain scene is so terrible. It's sad and gross. I mean, I get it. Eating the brain to remember. But still...
Also, let's talk about the sibling's responses. Ben says it's not her fault. She hit her head and can't remember anything. This shows how she views Ben, always sticking up for her and the nice one. Allison says she got overheated and wiped her mind clean, and I'm not exactly sure what that means or what she's trying to say by that, so if anyone has insight or anything. Luther says she's lazy and didn't study. I think that this does show how Luther would've acted as a kid. Trying to be number 1 and whatnot. It just makes sense for him. Now, Klaus says maybe she's been faking it all along. And I don't know what to make of it. I can't imagine Klaus being like that. I mean... maybe. Like, he says it half-heartedly or just because he doesn't have enough braincells, and when [Viktor] was younger, [he'd] interpret things like that as he means it. Reginald says that they're all wrong. That [he] just refuses to remember. And I do think this is in part true. And it also just makes sense that Reginald says that.
Frick guys. I'm not ready for tomorrow's episode. Not with Ben...
Today's gifs!
#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#tua s2 spoilers#tua s2#tua season two#tua season 2#the handler#five hargreeves#reginald hargreeves#grace hargreeves#tua pogo#pogo#young pogo#aidan gallagher#luther hargreeves#old five#diego hargreeves#paradox psychosis#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#vanya hargreeves#the white violin#umbrella ben#ben hargreeves#tuamre
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ok i was just thinking
you know how TUA has Paradox Psychosis, and Artemis Fowl has Atlantis Complex? well since both five and artemis got these two, what if the roles were switched?
and also what if smol artemis and slightly less smol artemis had paradox psychosis in the time paradox? :00
just a refresher, here are the symptoms of paradox psychosis and atlantis complex:
The Seven Stages of Paradox Psychosis:
Denial
Itching
Extreme thirst and urination
Excessive gas
Acute paranoia
Uncontrollable pespiration
Homicidal rage
(i memorised all of that and i have no idea why)
The Symptoms of Atlantis Complex (unofficial, based on book):
Paranoia
Excessive counting
Superstitions and detachment from reality
Hallucinations
Obsession over certain things
Split personality
#put ur thoughts in tags or comments!#artemis fowl#artemis fowl ii#orion fowl#i wish orion were in more books#five hargreeves#umbrella academy#the umbrella academy#five tua#tua#atlantis complex#paradox psychosis
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Today is Five Hargreeves appreciation
Five=The Boy
I’ve been told I’m Five…
#the umbrella academy#lgbtqia+#tua#lgbtq positivity#five hargreeves#number five#theumbrellaacademyseason3#theumbrellaacademyseason2#theumbrellaacademyseason1#drunk five#paradox psychosis#five is me#I am five#apocalypse#delores#appreciation post#kugelblitz#the commission#officially (not officially) retired#blink#dot#I need one fucking day off#fuck this#my family pisses me off#i just want peace
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How do you feel about interacting with an alternate version of you
Well, it's a bit of a... let's say, difficult topic. It would be nice to speak to someone who is similar to me, but at the same time, Paradox Psychosis is not something I'd want to have to go through again.
And I sure as hell don't want to deal with another of this guy.
#five hargreeves#ask five hargreeves#five#ask five#five askblog#askblog#ask blog#run by a mod#paradox psychosis#anon ask
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I have this headcanon that Sparrow Ben would be fine but Umbrella Ben would be overcome by the desire to kill him while missing the more physical aspects of paradox psychosis. Imagine Sparrow Ben pissed off cause he doesn’t get why Klaus keeps laughing at him saying “Stop Ben please you’re killing me” while a very much incorporeal Ben try to punch and kick at his living counterpart.
if umbrella Ben (as a ghost) had made it to season 3, do you think both Bens would have experienced paradox psychosis or would they have been fine because Ben is dead?
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I guess s4 spoilers but its not too much
4th tua rewatch, realized. In s4, they found a newspaper, referencing how they "saved the eiffel tower" and they said thye never did. BUT in s1, ep8 exactly, claire wanted allison to tell her the eiffel tower story. HELLO????? IS CONSISTENCY DEAD??????
#the umbrella academy#tua#the umbrella academy s4#tua s4#tua s4 spoilers#s4 puts me into the 7th stage of paradox psychosis
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THE SIDE EFFECTS!!!
#the umbrella academy#watching the umbrella academy season two#five hargreeves#Tua Commission Handbook Chapter 27 subsection 3b#Tua seven stages of paradox psychosis#tua the seven stages
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Paradox psychosis! 🤩🤩🤩
#found this on pinterest#the umbrella academy#aiden gallagher#five hargreeves#tua#not mine#season 2#paradox psychosis!
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You know what?? Two versions of Five are probably making out in that deli bathroom, so shut up about people taking comfort where they can get it.
#fivelila#fivefive#i know he was put off by klaus when he said he'd do his doppleganger#but i'm imagining that's mostly because he knows about paradox psychosis#the subway seems to be outside of time and not cause paradox psychosis#so that man would absolutely get off with himself be it for practical or weirdo reasons
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Crack thought: If we ever went along with the Five and Lila subway station situation and Five moping at the end because of Lila, then I would've loved to see him going back to the Delicatessen Diner and telling the other Fives of his recent break up. All of the Fives would be so utterly shocked that they decide to shoot him and take his place.
#the umbrella academy#tua#they so would because of the paradox psychosis#but apparently they don't have it?#fyi i hate that subway situation and i'm fully against that
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...How are people so calm when meeting their alternate or younger selves? Wouldn't paradox psychosis be an issue?
#One of the first things the Commission drilled into my head was NOT to fuck with my past or future self.#And yet so many agents these days seem to be ignoring that rule entirely.#and now with the multiverse breaking apart.#I don't know.#It doesn't feel safe.#None of this feels safe.#Reality isn't supposed to be fucked with.#Fuck. If I'd have known meeting my younger self wouldn't be an issue I'd have raised him myself.#Paradox psychosis be damned.#Children don't deserve to suffer like that.#Tua rp#Tua rp blog#Five Vents (in the tags)
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Hold up I just got an idea for season 5
rip s1-3 five hargreeves you would’ve hated s4 five hargreeves
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"SEE SMT FUNNY? >:["
"MIND YOUR BUSINESS OR ILL GIVE YOU SMT TO STARE AT >:("
"YOU WISH YOU COULD PULL OFF THESE SHORTS >:("
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