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Omg I can now say I read both the caraval and ouabh series and wow. Just wow.

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!

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Only day you can reblog this

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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I have no one to talk to about this

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the ending of 2024 feels like we’re all about to get kugelblitz’ed. i just get weird kinky black hole energy from 2025. i will not be elaborating further.

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I feel so guilty when I'm writing a post about the hargreeves and I make each a little section to talk about whatever headcanon/thought/idea I have about them and I put them in The Order.

Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five, Ben, and Viktor.

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, and Seven.

LIKE I'M SORRY I KNOW MOST OF YOU IF NOT ALL WOULD HATE THAT BUT IF I DIDN'T PUT Y'ALL IN ORDER I WOULD PROBABLY FORGET ONE OF YOU.

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

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I literally love them so much. Too much hate on them

Could write a thousand pages meta on this Rosie Thorns piece alone. Fandom conveniently ignores Legend has zero self worth. The way the Master of the Caraval is blushing and suprised Tella would ever consider kissing him is akjsdnaskjdnsak

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GET INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT LIKE FIVE IS! LOOK HOW EXCITED HE IS-

15 days until Christmas! 🎄

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LOOK AT THEEEEMMEMSNDBSJ AAUUGGHHHEHSHSGWHHSIAHDIA GOOODODODDDSJSJS THEY’RE SOOOOOOOO UUHAHHUHDDHSGGHHJDJD

art by rosiethorns88!!

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One of the funniest bits of Caraval is Scarlett gets taken to this magical island, enters a notebook, dies for a day, sees people get stabbed, hears someone getting tortured on a secret underground passage (seriously, what was that), sees a mangled corpse AND her fianceé rip up her boyfriend's face leaving a permanent scar and then at the end of it all when she asks Julian if that is really his name he's OFFENDED

"pfffff what? No, that would be too far."

My brother in christ read the room.

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"did you want an umbrella?"

Yea Five please

"What'd you need five for?"

Ooohhhh you mean to keep the rain off....I'm fine

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So, Klaus had his jaw wired shut once.

Guess what you do when you're preparing a corpse.

Right, you wire their jaw shut