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the ending of 2024 feels like we’re all about to get kugelblitz’ed. i just get weird kinky black hole energy from 2025. i will not be elaborating further.

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I feel so guilty when I'm writing a post about the hargreeves and I make each a little section to talk about whatever headcanon/thought/idea I have about them and I put them in The Order.

Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five, Ben, and Viktor.

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, and Seven.

LIKE I'M SORRY I KNOW MOST OF YOU IF NOT ALL WOULD HATE THAT BUT IF I DIDN'T PUT Y'ALL IN ORDER I WOULD PROBABLY FORGET ONE OF YOU.

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

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I literally love them so much. Too much hate on them

Could write a thousand pages meta on this Rosie Thorns piece alone. Fandom conveniently ignores Legend has zero self worth. The way the Master of the Caraval is blushing and suprised Tella would ever consider kissing him is akjsdnaskjdnsak

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GET INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT LIKE FIVE IS! LOOK HOW EXCITED HE IS-

15 days until Christmas! 🎄

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LOOK AT THEEEEMMEMSNDBSJ AAUUGGHHHEHSHSGWHHSIAHDIA GOOODODODDDSJSJS THEY’RE SOOOOOOOO UUHAHHUHDDHSGGHHJDJD

art by rosiethorns88!!

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One of the funniest bits of Caraval is Scarlett gets taken to this magical island, enters a notebook, dies for a day, sees people get stabbed, hears someone getting tortured on a secret underground passage (seriously, what was that), sees a mangled corpse AND her fianceé rip up her boyfriend's face leaving a permanent scar and then at the end of it all when she asks Julian if that is really his name he's OFFENDED

"pfffff what? No, that would be too far."

My brother in christ read the room.

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"did you want an umbrella?"

Yea Five please

"What'd you need five for?"

Ooohhhh you mean to keep the rain off....I'm fine

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So, Klaus had his jaw wired shut once.

Guess what you do when you're preparing a corpse.

Right, you wire their jaw shut

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Donatella Dragna, the fate slayer 🦋💙

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five fans who AREN'T like the 2020 aidan gallagher fangirls please befriend me. five fans who actually like diving into his character and his childhood and everything else please befriend me. Cool five fans befriend me hi hello i am so awesome and great and we can talk about five being misconstrued together. i need to have an in depth talk abt five with other fans

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100%

Umbrella Academy where everything is the same, but these are Diego's knives:

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I am unfortunately single but my parents do the crossword together every Sunday and my roommate talks about his gf like she hung the moon and his nickname for her is "pretty girl"

omg this is good !! Evidence of love abound

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anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

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Alright, whoever said Legend didn't redeem himself in Spectacular...

I mean, I appreciate you a tad bit for keeping it a secret, but you had me thinking I'd stop liking him. But no. It's so cute. Ending had me smiling like a fool, so.

I almost didn't like it. It took a little turn that was a bit... I didn't like it. But the ending made it all okay. And the pictures... so flipping beautiful.

Huge thanks and praise to these lovelies for the wonderful book:

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i know what you are, brighter than the stars

hey chat i’m back in my forte (galaxy backgrounds)

uughhhshhh i just wanted to draw her hair …. i think i’m obsessed with it

i was going to add ….. a certain person …………… but ermmmmsmdmm

i don’t know uet. maybe in another illustration. who knoowowossssssssss

don’t mind the dress i did Not pull up any reference for it