#pan is VERY *EYES EMOJI* about this

[songbirdseung]

INTERRUPTING THEIR LIVE / EN-

synopsis: you basically walk in the room without knowing they are doing a live.

HEESEUNG 이희승 ~

man would be very smug about it.

teases the fans, not showing any emotion of shock or fear.

maybe flirts with the fans to distract them.

The room is softly lit, with a cozy atmosphere. Heeseung sits in front of his computer, headphones on, engaging with his fans during a livestream.

Cue the door opening. You enter the room with a playful smile. "Hey, Heeseung, what are you-" Heeseung quickly signals her to stay quiet, pointing to his headphones. YN tilts her head in confusion. Heeseung mouths "Livestream" and points to the camera. YN's eyes widen in shock as she realizes the situation.

"Livestream? Oh no, I didn't know!" You mouth and make your exit. Heeseung remains calm, reassuring you with a smile. "It's okay, just act natural. We'll have some fun with this."

As you stand frozen in uncertainty, Heeseung turns his attention back to the camera, addressing his fans. "Hey, everyone! Surprise guest in the room. Say hi to YN!"

The chat explodes with excitement as fans greet YN. She nervously waves at the camera. "Hi, everyone… surprise?"

Heeseung chuckles and decides to lighten the mood, teasing the fans. "You know, YN, they've been dying to meet you. Maybe I should let them ask you some questions."

"What? No, no, no!" He laughs at your panicked state. "Come on, it'll be fun. Ask away, guys!"

Fans flood the chat with questions, and Heeseung reads them out loud, turning a potentially awkward situation into an entertaining interaction. "You're enjoying this, aren't you?" You turn to him. "Just go with the flow, babe. It's all in good fun."

JAY 박종성 ~

i feel like he'll be very smart about it

like he'll say that it was just a female staff

since the fans don't know he's in a relationship and he wants to your privacy kept.

Jay is engrossed in a livestream with his fans when you unexpectedly enters the room. Realizing the potential frenzy this could cause, Jay remains composed and signals YN to exit discreetly. Once she leaves, Jay smoothly addresses his viewers.

"Well, that was an unexpected interruption, wasn't it? Sorry about that, folks. Just had a female staff member come by for a quick discussion. You know, the usual behind-the-scenes stuff."

Fans in the chat are curious, but Jay skillfully deflects, maintaining a sense of mystery. "Who was that? Another secret collaboration?"

He seamlessly shifts the conversation, redirecting attention away from the personal intrusion. Fans continue to engage, unaware of Jay's relationship.

JAKE 심재윤 ~

cue his "kamchagiya!"

this man would be dramatically surprised by you

would'nt be scared and just pans the camera to you

now you were the one yelling "kamchagiya"

Jake is in the middle of a lively livestream when the door unexpectedly swings open. Startled, he jumps in his chair, the shock evident on his face. "Whoa, what the—?"

As the door fully opens, Jake's expression shifts from surprise to pure delight when he realizes it's you. He grins and playfully pans the camera towards her. "Well, well, look who decided to drop by! Say hi to everyone, YN!"

Caught off guard, you blush and try to playfully hide behind Jake, aware that the fans might not be aware of their relationship. "What's the matter, love? Shy all of a sudden?"

YN peeks out from behind Jake, giving a shy wave to the camera as the chat explodes with excitement. "Wait, is that YN? OMG, Jake's got a girlfriend!"

"Surprise, surprise! The secret's out, guys. YN and I are here to spread some love and positive vibes."

Fans flood the chat with heart emojis and messages of support. Jake wraps an arm around YN, who is still blushing and trying to hide her smile.

SUNGHOON 박성훈 ~

stoned face

pretends you're not even there.

even if the fans asked who it was, he'd say it was a ghost or they are just imagining things.

When the door quietly creaks open, without even flinching, Sunghoon maintains his stoic expression, pretending not to notice the unexpected intrusion. You enter the room with a playful smile.

"Hey, Sunghoon, what's got you so focused?" Sunghoon continues the livestream as if you're not there, calmly responding to fan comments and questions without acknowledging her presence.

"Who's that behind you, Sunghoon?"

"Behind me? There's no one there. Must be your imagination." YN, amused, tries to stifle a laugh as fans become increasingly curious about the mysterious figure in the background.

"No, seriously, there's someone there!" A fan writes. Sunghoon remains deadpan. "A ghost, perhaps. We're in an old building. Wouldn't be surprised."

YN decides to play along, covering her mouth to suppress her laughter as fans continue to speculate. "Guess I'm just a ghost, huh?"

Sunghoon nods "A very talkative one, apparently."

SUNOO 김선우 ~

cutely covers his mouth in shock.

tries to distract the fans and trick them.

but eventually introduces you to the fans.

You decide to surprise Sunoo, not knowing he was in the middle of his livestream. As you open the door, Sunoo is visibly shocked, his eyes widening in surprise. He quickly covers his mouth cutely, attempting to hide his shock from the viewers. "Oh my gosh! What are you doing here?"

You join in on the fun, playing along with Sunoo's antics. "Just wanted to see what you were up to, Sunoo. Mind if I join?"

As fans start commenting about the mysterious figure in the background, Sunoo decides to play a little trick. "Who's there with you, Sunoo?"

"What? Oh, I didn't see anyone. Must be your imagination." After a bit of teasing, Sunoo can't contain his excitement any longer. He dramatically uncovers his mouth and grins at the camera.

Alright, alright! The big reveal! Everyone, meet YN! Surprise!

The chat explodes with excitement and curiosity as Sunoo introduces you to his fans. You wave at the camera, and Sunoo can't help but giggle at the enthusiastic response from the viewers.

JUNGWON 양정원 ~

would be professional about it, like jay

say you were a staff or something

would apologize to you after the livestream

The door quietly opens, and you, posing as a staff member, enter the room. Jungwon glances at you briefly but maintains his composed demeanor, acknowledging your presence with a subtle nod.

Understanding the need to keep things professional. While fans in the chat begin to speculate about your identity, Jungwon smoothly redirects the conversation. "Who's that in the background?"

"Oh, that's just a member of our staff handling some behind-the-scenes tasks. Nothing to worry about." The fans seem satisfied with the explanation, and Jungwon seamlessly continues with the livestream, focusing on the topic at hand.

Once the livestream concludes, Jungwon turns his attention to you. The fans, unaware of the true nature of your presence, continue to discuss the livestream, and Jungwon wraps up with his usual charm. As the broadcast ends, Jungwon takes a moment to express his gratitude once again before you both leave the room, maintaining the air of professionalism that defines his public persona.

NI-KI 西村 力 ~

our little menace

will tease you like jake did, trying to pan the camera to you

would straight up tell the fans and tease them as well

You sneak into the room, knowing that Ni-ki would welcome the playful interruption. As the door creaks open, Ni-ki spots you and grins mischievously. "Well, well, look who decided to crash the party! YN everyone!"

He playfully tries to pan the camera towards you, eager to share the surprise with his fans. "Say hi to YN, the troublemaker who just barged in!"

You playfully wave at the camera, joining in on Ni-ki's antics. "Wait, who's that? Ni-ki, who's with you?"

"Oh, this? Just a little troublemaker causing chaos. You jealous yet? Fans in the chat express a mix of confusion and excitement. "Are you serious, Ni-ki? Who is that?"

"Oh, don't worry. You'll find out soon enough. But hey, if you leave hate comments, it just means you're jealous."

As the fans continue to speculate, Ni-ki finally decides to spill the beans. "Alright, alright! I won't keep you in suspense any longer. Meet YN, my girlfriend."

Fans flood the chat with emojis and excited comments, welcoming you into the fold. Ni-ki continues to tease and playfully interact with the fans.

[mooshie-blue]

🐻‍❄️CAPTAIN BARNACLES HEADCANONS🐻‍❄️

He doesn’t really know what his sexuality is, he’s attracted to all genders but doesn’t think he’s pan or bi, but he is somewhere on the ace spectrum

He’s somewere in his 30’s

He’s autistic, he stims by patting his sides with his hands and tapping his feet, he likes routine, he’s very particular about his own space, given his profession he does expect some chaos and sometimes writes about his frustrations in his captains log to settle himself down and cool off at the end of the day.

He also has PTSD from both being trapped in an ice cavern as a kid and some of the missions he and the octonauts go on. He did let the Octonauts know ahead of time and asked that they be patient with him when he has a flashback, each of them researched ways they can help him when he needs it. They all communicate with each other. The octonauts are very patient with Barnacles and he appreciates it deeply.

He’s good at taking care of and protecting kids, he’s patient and kind with them, but he has trouble actually speaking with them in a non dangerous situation. Whenever they chatter about silly stuff, he just smiles and listens.

When it comes to romance, it’s not something he thinks about a lot. When he finds someone he likes, he’ll know it. He’s had crushes in the past and has dated before but he’s not really sure how to go about it, he feels like he’s too far behind and too awkward to date.

He has very pretty handwriting, in his free time as a polar scout, he would practice cursive.

He doesn’t usually text, but when he does he sends slightly lengthy messages, he doesn’t like using acronyms like “lol” so he says stuff like “that gave me a good laugh!” Or “haha!” He likes using heart emojis because he thinks they’re cute and send a kind tone.

Despite the fact that Shellington is their main caregiver, the Vegimals also see Barnacles as a father figure. He makes them feel safe, and he’s tentative to them as well. They’re always curious about his hobbies and like joining him, like when he sings in the rain, they like watching his shadow puppet shows, they do enjoy his accordion playing (even if it’s bad sometimes)

Has very dark blue eyes, they’re very big and puppy-like, (think Ballister Boldheart from Nimona.)

His love language is words of affirmation and acts of service, he likes receiving hugs but he heavily prefers if someone asks first (claustrophobia) he also prefers initiating the hugs.

Heavy sleeper during the winter the quietness in the air puts him at ease.

Sometimes as a joke, the octonauts (especially Kwazii) call out, “O, Captain, My Captain!” When they see Barnacles, he thinks it’s funny.

Live laugh love barnacles

[typicalopposite]

Hopes & Fears

chapter 4 (hopefully I'll get through six by Sunday!) Buck POV

Buck’s phone was going off the moment he got to his Jeep. He glances back at the pharmacy... He pictures Tommy’s face– the way it fell as Buck spoke; the hurt in his eyes, the hitch in his breath– pushes the image aside and climbs in before pulling his phone out of his pocket. He sees Tommy’s name on the screen. Still donning the helicopter emoji, the flame, and a green heart. Tommy’s favorite color is green. He has no idea why he never changed it. Grace glances over the center console of the Jeep and sees his screen. “Wow,” she says. “He really has some nerve.” Buck silences the call and tosses it into a cup holder. 

The call ends. Then Tommy is instantly calling again. 

Then he calls again.

And again.

“He’s clearly not giving up,” Grace says, her voice tinged with annoyance. “You should just block him.” Buck swallows at the urge to tell her to stay out of it… and instead takes her advice, Blocking Tommy’s number. “There,” she coos, running a hand over his shoulder, and up the nape of his neck. “Now you don’t have to worry about it, or him, anymore.” 

“Yeah…” Buck mumbles, turns the Jeep on and pulls out of the lot. 

*

It’s three AM, and Buck has a shift in less than five hours… and instead of sleeping, he’s baking. 

It’s been months… and he is baking. Again. 

The aroma of cinnamon sugar, and vanilla, and lemon, and blueberries mingle and mesh together throughout the loft. Eventually, they become fragrant enough to wake Grace up. She stirs upstairs and Buck glances up at her from the kitchen; he watches her stretch and yawn, running her fingers through her hair to tame any fly-aways. “Well something smells… very sweet,” she says as she comes down to join him. She looks around at the loaf pans and cookie sheets littering the counters, covering the table, and the island, too. “Is there a party coming up you forgot to mention?” She laughs, and sits down on one of the barstools. 

“Uh, no– no it’s… this—” What is he supposed to say? I’m in my feelings about seeing my ex, that I’m clearly not as over as I’d like everyone, myself included, to believe… and he’s fucking carrying someone else’s kid. I’m stuck between feeling pissed about it, and feeling bad for feeling pissed… and to avoid running over to his house to apologize for being so harsh… I’m hyper-baking… again . “It’s for Jee,” he lies. “She’s got this bake sale— Maddie hates baking. I volunteered.” 

“Well... are you just so sweet,” Grace gives an overly dramatic awed pout and covers her heart. “Why anyone would walk away from you is beyond me…” She gets up, rounds the island and wraps her arms around Buck. 

“Uh… y- yeah, thanks,” he hugs her back, trying to avoid getting powdered sugar and flour all over her. 

“You know I’m here for you… right?” She says, pulling back to look up at him with those big, brown eyes. “If you need to vent about him, you can.”

He takes a deep breath. He should just drop it. He should just let it go… it’s none of his business anyway it’s just— “I just can’t— can’t believe it, you know? He— he fled at the mere thought of living with me… a- after six months and then in less time apart he’s already starting a family?” He is speaking before he can stop himself and Grace is staring up at him, listening intently— she never listens to his rambling. It fuels him to continue. “It’s— it’s annoying, you know? It hurts! A- And maybe it shouldn’t— hell… it definitely shouldn’t. It’s not like he cheated… but— but still.” Why didn't he want that with me… He keeps that thought to himself.

read from Ch One on AO3

[pepperycar]

🎮 Mario and Luigi bonding

With pleasure! (Sorry it took so long. 😅)

@vulpixfairy1985 @silenzahra @itsavee4117 @peaches2217 and anyone else who might be interested!

Bonding 🎮

Mario and Luigi just got back from a usual days work, after a long day of Plumbing, helping the Toads and Princess, they both just wanted to chill and relax back home.

Mario and Luigi slumped through the door, both letting out a huge yawn before throwing their gloves on the kitchen counter and hats onto the walled coat hanger. Luigi made dinner while Mario fixed the table. Mario watched as Luigi effortlessly made the pasta and tossed the other ingredients around the pan like the world’s best chef. If he didn’t follow Mario everywhere he goes, he could’ve probably made a great career for himself as a chef.

Luigi looked back at Mario as he started plating the food. “What?” He asked with questioning mirth. “You make cooking look so easy.” Mario smiled. Luigi blushed slightly, not expecting a compliment today. He smiled and said with some new found confidence “well if you like this Fretello, then you’re gonna LOVE dessert!” He grinned with a confident look in his eyes. Mario was happy, he didn’t get to see Luigi have that look to often.

They sat down together eating Luigi’s homemade spaghetti bolognaise. Mario was tired but after tasting the first bite he suddenly got filled with an energy made from hunger and started to gulp it down. “You know you don’t need to rush, you’ve got all the time in the world.” Luigi scoffed. Mario rolled his eyes before putting another big forkful into his mouth. “Good food can’t wait to be eaten.” He said with a mouth full of spaghetti. Luigi smiled before rolling his eyes like an annoyed parent. “Shut up and eat.” He smirked.

Luigi looked like he could fall asleep any second. Mario noticed how his head bobbed just above the plate and was chewing his last bit of tiramisu very slowly, his breaths slow and deep as if he was already asleep with his eyes open. Luigi looked up and hummed as if to ask ‘what?’ Mario laughed and said “you look like you’re about to fall face first into your food and not be awake enough to care.” Luigi mumbled something along the lines of ‘shut up.’ As Mario got out of his seat, pushed his chair in and picked up his and Luigi’s plates. He shook Luigi shoulders and he yawned in response. “Go on, you take a shower first. I’ll clean up around here.” Mario said as he grabbed a bottle of washing up liquids and began to run the hot tap.

Luigi hopped into the shower while Mario cleaned up the table and did the dishes. Mario came into their shared bedroom to find Luigi sat on the end of his bed. He was wearing a white, Green spotted pyjama top and pants while trying to fix the source setting on their tv. Mario rolled his eyes at the scene of Luigi not understanding the tv before heading into the bathroom to shower himself. He came back to their room throwing on a red, Brooklyn T-shirt and some black shorts. He helped Luigi set up the SCART lead and source options before chucking him a spare GameCube controller.

“Who you playing as?” Mario asked as he looked through the character select screen on Super Smash Bros. Melee. “Hmmm. I should probably take Jumpman while I can because you always pick him.” Luigi selected the carpenter. Mario rolled his eyes and picked Fox Mcloud. “I only pick him because he looks like someone really handsome!” Mario smirked. “I think you’re talking about his brother Linguine..” Luigi corrected. Mario shoved his hand in his face and hit Ready.

After their first few rounds they tied. Mario looked at Luigi with annoyance in his eyes. “You stole that win! I would’ve won if you didn’t cheese that jump recover!” Luigi laughed before going back to the menu. “Best of 5? I’ll let you pick a good jump character.” He asked while picking Sheik. Mario gave in. He was going to pick Lady, Jumpman’s love interest before deciding against it since he couldn’t remember her floaty dress controls, so he picked Kirby instead.

After a few more rounds, Mario ended up winning but Luigi wasn’t a saw loser, he just ruffled Mario’s hair a bit. “Wanna just play some Animal Crossing for the rest of the night?” Mario asked while ejecting the game disc. “Yeah sure.” Luigi yawned. They played in their childhood town, Hyrule (the nerds) for a few hours before Mario noticed Luigi’s character stopped moving. “Lu, why aren’t you-“ Mario cut himself off when he saw Luigi leaning on his Left shoulder, snoring softly. Mario smiled fondly before affectionately ruffling his hair.

He wrapped his arm around him and gently shook him awake. Luigi looked up groggily before leaning against him even more. He mumbled something Mario couldn’t quite make out but it sounded annoyed. Mario squeezed tightly. “You can’t clock out in the middle of a game!” Mario teased. Luigi hummed in disagreement along the lines of ‘Yes I can.” Mario layed Luigi down on the bed before saving and exiting their village. He turned the GameCube off then the power switch on the wall before turning the lamp off by Luigi’s bed.

He hopped back into his own bed and quickly ruffled the duvet before laying it back down on top of Luigi. When Mario got under the blankets himself he saw Luigi wiggle his way up to the pillow. Mario held back a laugh at the sight and threw his arm around him. “Gonna steal my side of the room tonight?” Mario teasingly asked before giving Luigi a noogie. “Hrnm.. Mario..” Luigi grumbled. “Whaaaat?” He asked innocently, giving him another noogie then a poke to the ribs.”Youhohohu knohohow whahat!” Luigi laughed as Mario kept poking him in the belly and ribs. “I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about.” Mario said before blowing a raspberry into Luigi’s neck. Luigi squealed before try to hide under the blankets but Mario’s grip was to strong or Luigi was too tired. Luigi went to complain but was surprised when he looked up and saw Mario seemingly lost in thought.

“Mario, Bro?” Luigi asked with his laughter coming to an abrupt halt. Mario looked down at him and gave a sad smile before saying “Just.. thinking about how much I would’ve missed this.” Luigi looked up confused as if to ask ‘Miss what?’ Mario looked away and took a deep breath before continuing. “The.. the lava. When I thought I was gonna lose you.. I thought-I thought about all the things about you that I’d miss. Your laughs, your smile, your hugs, your comfort. Everything about you Lu. But just now, I realised this is the first time we’ve played games together since.. you know.. and I was just thinking about how, running through Animal crossing, fighting in Smash Bros., taking turns on the NES and SNES, playing Jumpman Party on the N64, accidentally bumping into each when playing Wii Sports.. even smaller things like sitting next to you at dinner, walking around the park or even heading to a job with you behind me.. I guess I just realised how much I W-Would’ve mi-missed it..” he started to cry at the end.

Luigi looked up in shock. He was extremely tired but awake enough to let it all sink in, that if he had died, If he wasn’t able to say goodbye or see Mario ever again, he’d too miss these bonding moments he and his twin have shared their whole lives, he would be broken hearted. Like Mario, he’d be absolutely devastated if it was the other way round. Maybe worse because Luigi knew that guilt would not let him live.

He glanced at the clock and saw it was past twelve o’clock. He didn’t know what to say after hearing Mario’s heartbreaking confession, so he got himself under the blanket before wrapping his arms around Mario’s neck, snuggling into the crook of his neck. He hoped the gesture conveyed to Mario that he was feeling the same thing, while also comforting him. He stayed there for a while, hoping his magical hug would work. Eventually he heard Mario’s breathing deepen and his arms snake around Luigi’s waist. Luigi smiled as he felt Mario’s accelerated heart rate gradually slow down before deciding he could fall asleep too. He wrapped his arms around his waist before laying his cheek on his brother’s chest. Mario’s heartbeat lulling him to sleep.

They would talk about this when they woke up.

[lostfirefly]

As I mentioned before, I liked the idea of lifetime sketches. Welcome to random Buggy and Catherine's morning". Fun, fluff, the pancake song! (@gingernut1314, hi!). This sketch was inspired by clown emoji on discord :)

"Fuck, I love you so much, cotton candy."

"I love you too, my Buggy Bear. Very much." Catherine stroked Buggy's wet back. "You okay? You're breathing so hard."

"One of the best mornings ever!!" He giggled, ducking his face into her hair.

"Go to hell, pervert!" Catherine slapped him gently. "I don't know how it happened. It's all your fault, fucking clown."

"No, no! Don't try to blame it all on me!" Buggy raised his head and looked into her eyes. "It was your initiative."

"No! It's all your fault. You were so cute when you were sleeping. And your hair is so long and beautiful. I just wanted to stroke them. And then bam! You're already pulling my pants down." Catherine noticed how he kept looking at her. "Stop looking at me, you're embarrassing me."

"You're so beautiful, Cathie-pie."

"You've been unusually gentle today. What's wr--" Catherine didn't have time to finish her sentence, because Buggy pressed his lips to hers.

Catherine quickly hugged him tighter, returning the kiss when she heard his stomach rumble.

"Oh, my God, Buggy! Are you serious?" She laughed through the kiss. "How do you do that? You just confessed your love to me, and now this. You're unbelievable."

"What?" He laughed back.

"What? Your stomach probably rumbled all over Egypt." Catherine didn't know how to stop laughing. "Are you hungry?"

"The God of Sex showed you so much this morning. Of course, he's hungry."

"Geeez! I knew that line would stick in your head. That's it, you missed your moment, get off me." Catherine gently pushed him off her and onto the bed.

"Ouch. No!!!" Buggy tried to grab her hand. "Cotton candy! Come back to me! Or under me!" He winked at her.

"Quiet, clown!" Catherine grabbed her pants. "Don't you dare say such dirty things when I'm in my pajamas with ponies." She leaned over to kiss Buggy on the nose. "You were hungry, weren't you. What do you want for breakfast?"

"Pancakes."

"Okay, my pancake glutton." Catherine smiled. "I'm going to the kitchen, and you come to me, I think the first batch will be ready in about 30 minutes. Love you!" Smack. Smack.

Catherine ran into the kitchen, leaving Buggy in the bedroom. He lay in bed for a long time, periodically looked at Catherine's side of the bed, the soft sheets still warm from where she had been lying. Buggy gently ran his hand over the empty space, feeling the lingering traces of Catherine's presence.

The distant clatter of plates and bowls only served to emphasize Catherine's absence, making the room feel strangely quiet and empty without her vibrant energy.

Buggy strained his ears, trying to catch the sound of Catherine's humming - that sweet, lilting melody that never failed to lift his spirits. He immediately sent his ear to the kitchen to hear the faint sound of her voice.

Your blue hair like waves, brushing softly your face, In the quiet of morning, there’s beauty and grace, I stir in some love, like the salt and the spice, For you are my treasure, my heart’s paradise.

A small smile tugged at the corners of his mouth, when he returned his ear back. Reluctantly, Buggy pushed himself up from the bed, the mattress creaking beneath him, and began slowly pulling on his pants. Buggy will never admit it, but he couldn't bear to be apart from Catherine for long. With one last wistful look around the room, he made his way towards the kitchen.

Leaning one shoulder against the wooden frame, Buggy paused there, his gaze fixed on the scene unfolding before him. Catherine stood at the stove, her movements quick and efficient as she expertly maneuvered the spatula, flipping the golden-brown pancakes that sizzled and popped in the hot pan. The delicious aroma of the batter, mixed with the faint scent of maple syrup, wafted through the air, making his stomach rumble with anticipation.

Catherine continued to hum quietly, dancing slightly.

In the kitchen bright, I'll whip up a treat, For my blue-haired clown, oh, life feels so sweet. Pancakes in a stack, fluffy and round, A sprinkle of magic, where laughter is found.

Buggy watched, mesmerized, as Catherine deftly transferred the finished pancakes to a waiting plate, the stack growing higher with each new addition. Without missing a beat, Catherine immediately poured a fresh ladle of batter onto the frying pan, the liquid sizzling and spreading into a perfect circle.

So here's to the morning, with giggles and cheer, As we share our breakfast, my heart feels so near. In this colorful world, where we both belong, Love you, dear clown, in our own merry song!

"Wow! The smell is so fucking amazing!" Buggy tried to hide his smile as he listened to her song.

"You're here!" Catherine smiled at him. "Yeah, the only thing I can cook well is pancakes. My mom taught me once, and my grandma taught her. Sit down, the first batch is ready, as is your fresh coffee."

Buggy trudged to the chair and plopped down.

"You're not wearing makeup this morning?" Catherine glanced at him over her shoulder. "I'm very proud of you. Really. But don't forget, I love you with and without makeup." She walked up to the table holding a large mug in her hands. "Here, your coffee." Smack. Smack. "Pancakes coming soon."

Buggy tried his best to hide his smile and not cuddle up to Catherine as she kissed him on the top of the head a few more times and ran to the table to get a plate.

"And here's your favorite breakfast." Catherine set the plate down on the table, giggling.

As Buggy gazed down at the plate before him, his eyes were immediately drawn to the whimsical, colorful creation that lay there. "What the fuck is this?" He turned the plate on the table.

Atop the fluffy golden pancakes, a vibrant clown face had been meticulously crafted, the batter shaped and molded into a playful expression. Dollops of bright red "nose" and rosy "cheeks" were accented by thick black lines for the eyes and red lines for the mouth, giving the pancakes a delightfully cartoonish appearance.

"See? He even has blue hair." Catherine pointed carefully at the blue icing.

"Why?" Buggy didn't know how to stop laughing. "What did I do to you that made you do this?"

"Come on! It's funny! You were a little sad this morning, and I don't like it when my clown is sad." Smack. "I wanted to cheer you up." Smack. Smack. "Try it, please."

With childlike wonder, Buggy reached down and took a bite.

"Tasty?" Catherine asked softly, stroking his hair.

"You know," Buggy cleared his throat, "I think they've been getting better every day since you made them for me after our first adventure."

"I knew you loved me!" Catherine squealed and threw her arms around his neck. Sma-a-a-ack. "Buggy…"

"I'm listening, Cathie-pie." He took another piece of pancake.

"I don't know how you do it, but stop ruining our romantic moment and grabbing my ass!"

[bloomshroomz]

I redesigned the polysexual flag.

I would love it if this got shared around!

Use it in art! Use it in merch! Use it on your pronouns.page! It's public domain! No credit needed!

Reasons for the redesign, flag meanings, additional flags, templates, silly stuff, and emojis below the cut.

As a polysexual person, I have mixed feelings about the original polysexual flag. The simplicity of the flag is good; it has three stripes and three colors. I also like the color choices in concept: pink for attraction to women, green for attraction to enbies, and blue for attraction to men. The contrast between the stripes is pretty good too, though the contrast between green and blue could use some improvement.

However, the hot pink clashes with the green, which can be displeasing to the eye, or even painful. This clashing isn't as bad on physical merch most of the time. I have some pins and bracelets where it looks just fine. But I think that it's important for the flag to be accessible online too, especially since many polysexual people can't show pride outside of online spaces.

There's also a problem with its similarity to the bisexual and pansexual flags. I know that this was done on purpose to show the identities being related, and I think that this is sorta fine. But...

It can be misleading, as I find that polysexuality is often fundamentally very different from the other "big four" multi-spec orientations, i.e. bi, pan, and omni. Polysexual people are not attracted to all genders, while bisexual people often are, and pansexual/omnisexual people always are. The lack of separation between the polysexual stripes implies that we're attracted to all genders as well, when we aren't.

It also makes it harder for us to stand out on our own. Polysexuality rarely gets its own spotlight independent from other identities. Most often, we just get a passing mention in a post about the broader multi-spec community, or get our flag shown in a post alongside several other flags, if we even get that at all. Our flag being so indistinct only furthers this invisibility.

Polysexuality, as a result, doesn't really get to be its own thing. We're just another tag, another flag, another passing mention of validity to tack onto a post that isn't really about us. This can feel really isolating, especially as many of us don't even strongly relate to the other identities that we're often grouped with.

I don't identify as bisexual, not even as an umbrella term, because I don't relate to common bisexual experiences. I am not attracted to binary men, and I'm not attracted to all genders. But "polysexual representation" is almost exclusively about common bisexual experiences, and it isn't ply-focused. The flag adds insult to injury.

So, I wanted to try to redesign the flag.

I like the colors that are already associated with polysexuality: pink, green, and blue. I want to keep these colors, and I'm also keeping their original meanings. The ply pride colors aren't changing if I have anything to say about it! As obscure as polysexuality is, this color combination is very recognizable and well established in our community, and if applied well, they look really nice together.

However, I've also added two thin white stripes to the flag. These stripes serve three purposes:

1. Visual appeal.

The white stripes prevent clashing between the pink and green, and also add some more contrast between the green and blue.

2. Separation between stripes.

The white stripes allow the colorful stripes to exist separately, since polysexual people are not attracted to all genders. For example, I am represented by pink and green, but not by blue, because I am not attracted to binary men. Another polysexual person might be represented only by green and blue, only by green, etc.

3. Distinction from other flags.

The white stripes create distinction from other m-spec flags. This flag distinction can represent the disconnect from m-spec spaces that some polysexuals experience, since m-spec spaces tend to revolve around attraction towards all genders, which is inapplicable to polysexual people unless varioriented or fluid. M-spec spaces also often revolve around attraction towards at least both binary genders, and many polysexual people, including myself, lack attraction towards at least one binary gender.

This flag distinction also calls attention to polysexuality as its own identity, which does not always need to be dependent on other terms, and can shine on its own. We are not just a tag, or just a flag, or just a label to put in posts that aren't about us. We are a community! We are individuals! We are people! We are experiences!

The flag is still somewhat similar to other m-spec flags in its color choices, so the solidarity with our m-spec siblings is still there! But now we get to have something that feels more like it's for us.

I hope that the difference in stripe size makes the flag more accessible to colorblind people as well, because I don't see many flags with a 2:1:2:1:2 stripe ratio, whereas there are a lot of flags with three evenly sized horizontal stripes.

This flag can be used by all ply people! Whether polysexual, polyromantic, polysensual, polyalterous, varioriented, fluid, questioning, etc... This is for all of us!

Additional flags, templates, silly stuff, and emojis:

[nightwhispcrs]

— valentines ball mini event starter call under the cut ; dont be shy !! 3 starter cap per mun , pls . if you want to plot anything for our event thread / if any of these blurbs give you an idea , dm me after requesting the starter ! otherwise i will be writing them random .

**if we have blind dates , i will dm you about plotting and which of us writes the starter , so please don't request those here .

adam newman , 33 yrs — ( 3/3 ) dru , maggie , olenna

adam will be his usual flirty , gossip-y self . coming from the soap opera world , the relationship drama the revolves around valentines day is his wheelhouse , so feel free to unload your tea on his ear at the bar and let him help you form revenge plans . ( date : olenna tyrell )

arnold novak , 28 yrs — ( 2/2 ) jester , shen wei

being on a blind date with a stranger is one of arnold's worst social nightmares , so please distract him with anything you can . a dance , illicit substances , some gossip , or whatever else your heart desires . he will however be very engrossed and excited to view the exhibits and will probably be using them to avoid social interaction . it's canon that he's a BIG fan of butterflies , so catch them there . ( blind date : shen wei )

charlie dalton , 26 yrs — ( 1/3 ) neil

they're having the time of their life . still in denial about the feelings he has for his best friend , so charlie will be running around being a menace . probably trying to break into anything and everything that they shouldn't , and probably carrying around a couple flasks of mysterious liquor . ( "platonic" date : neil perry )

craig manning , 23 yrs — ( 0/2 )

on a date with his boyfriend , but craig can either get involved in some chaos or lend an ear to someone who needs it . he's sober , so can take care of anyone who's been a bit .. less than sober . you may find him around the insect exhibits ? fell like he'd think bugs are interesting . ( date : j.t. yorke )

eli joseph stock , 22 yrs — ( 1/2 ) auden

on a date with their partner , but will be quietly strolling through the exhibits as well . probably spending most of their time in ocean hall . they're from a beach town , so feels like home . a bit skeptical of valentines and pda in general , but will withhold judgement to themself . ( date : auden west )

fred flintstone , 40 yrs — ( 1/2 ) meredith

he's pining for nigel and in denial . also , seeing his dinosaur pets as skeletons is scarring and upsetting , so he's really having a hell of a time . ( blind date : meredith grey )

irina denali , 28 yrs — ( 3/3 ) bella , vic , cindy moon

moody and broody but still a beauty . she'll use this as an opportunity to dress up and look absolutely stunning , and she'll be quietly observing everyone's relationship drama . being 'immortal' yet having died , mummies kind of freak her out so she'll prob be over there . ( blind date : belle french )

jack shephard , 35 yrs — ( 1/2 ) hannibal

if anyone needs medical assistance , jack can help ya out . otherwise , he'll probably be sipping a gin beverage as he strolls through the exhibits . it's rare he spends time just hanging out in museums for fun . the polar bear will prob trigger some memories from back home ... you might catch him trying to hide a spiral . ( date : michael corleone )

katniss everdeen , 22 yrs — ( 3/3 ) rue , a-xiang , peeta

please let this person live and have a good time for a night . i might allow katniss to just have a nice time and enjoy a romantic evening , in love once again . i don't trust the admins with a peaceful evening *eyes emoji* but ... we'll see how things pan out . ( date : peeta mellark )

lee jordan , 28 yrs — ( 2/2 ) wei wuxian , hongjo

distract lee from the very secret feelings he's rekindled towards draco . let him get caught up in your drama , or run around with him causing trouble as he whines about how very very single he is . expect him to pry about your love life for his podcast - he loves gossip . ( unofficial hate-date : draco malfoy )

max goodwin , 34 yrs — ( 1/2 ) carlisle

my medical director doesn't get much time to relax , so he's enjoying this night . max is very very friendly and will be genuinely interested in meeting and getting to know knew people . a very curious mind , expect him to share some good advice while gazing at the exhibits .

michael guerin , 31 yrs — ( 3/3 ) qingge , childe , tatia

being at museums like this is kind of horrifying for michael , because as a secret alien , michael's biggest fear is that the government will find him out and he'll end up himself as an exhibit in this place . also he's single and lonely - what's new - so he'll be drinking his worries away and gawking at the "human origins " . ( blind date : tatia )

monica geller , 27 yrs — ( 1/2 ) laurie

looking hot and stressed . don't think for a second that monica has forgotten how violent and chaotic balls of the past have been in washington . she'll be doing her best to stay present , but she's going to be waiting for something terrible to happen at any moment . ( "platonic" date : laurie strode )

naomi pierce , 34 yrs — ( 2/2 ) junyi , kendall

girly is looking like a 100/10 and will be happy to share some champagne and relationship advice . events , galas , museums , etc. are commonplace to her so she's in her usual public-facing-mask element . she probably wants some of the gems on display . ( date : kendall roy )

parvati patil , 22 yrs — ( 1/2 ) cho

she's feeling mischievous but doesn't know where to place that energy . eeriely familiar feelings of a ball are haunting her , but parvati doesn't have her memories of hogwarts back yet so she won't know why . will probably take this opportunity to make new friends or flirt . ( blind date : cerridwen )

ramona flowers , 25 yrs — ( 1/2 ) ellie

ramona is , of course , very open to being messy and kissing someone other than their date . they're very open to anything , actually , and they're not above putting some graffiti on some priceless artifacts . ( blind date : tigris snow )

reid oliver , 37 yrs — ( 1/2 ) brennan

dr . reid thinks this entire social event is a huge waste of time , but he is a biggg fan of the free food . for someone who makes as much money as him , a neurosurgeon , he really should have a better palate and spend money on quality food , but he loves free stuff . plus he's looking pretty good in a suit . ask him for a dance if you want , but he'll definitely deny you /: sorry he's a dance-hating bitch . ( blind date : brennan sorrengail )

richie jerimovich , 42 yrs — ( 2/3 ) nat , bellatrix

i bet you've never seen a man this drunk and messy looking this good in a suit before . if you want him to stop rambling about his former drunk adventures back home , just kiss him or something . ( blind date : bellatrix black )

robin buckley , 24 yrs — ( 2/2 ) nancy , maya

they're very excited to be on a date with a very pretty girl !! you might catch her freaking out in the bathroom about it tho . she's also very very impressed by all of the pretty things on display . plus she's looking cute in her vintage dress . ( blind date : maya hart )

roman roy , 36 yrs — ( 2/2 ) tatum , tyrell

will be judging everyone's attire , relationship , and the quality of the alcohol at the bar . but he'll look good while doing it ! he really doesn't understand consequences of actions , so feel free to pull my chaotic man into anything . ( date : tyrell wellick )

tucker mccall , 45 yrs — ( 1/2 ) ceres

mr. wildcard homewrecking gossip king himself . will certainly insert himself into anyone's relationship drama given the opportunity . if you want to flirt , gossip , or have any deep conversations about the meaning of life , he's your guy . ( blind date : ceres vurith )

zahra bankston , 40 years — ( 2/2 ) alex , qui-gon jinn

she's the director of national intelligence , so i promise if you're doing anything stupid , zahra already knows and it isn't getting past her . she's enjoying this time to bump elbows with washington's elite though , so whether she actually says or does anything at this very moment is another story . also , you bet she's looking absolutely incredible . ( blind date : qui-gon jinn )

zoe rivas , 24 years — ( 1/2 ) annabeth

wrapped up in a beautiful gown , zoe will be ready to mingle or invite you to dance . they'll probably be in the darker rooms centering around electricity and the night sky because it's more calming and beautiful than the main floors swarmed with the entire city . ( blind date : abigail mckinnon )

[lipglossanon]

Hello! It’s the long puppy Leon Drabble anon (and like 15 other drabblws that you’ve gotten anon. Maybe I should claim an emoji to make it easier, like 🐶 or 💜). Anyway I’m back on my brainrot, specifically with cow Leon from one of my last messages:

Cow hybrid Leon has big inverted nipples. The areolas are already very sensitive, but since the tips are usually hidden away, any stimulation to them can make him cum. Just imagine: he comes to you, tits swollen with milk, having put off even milking himself out of embarrassment so now he is too full and sensitive to do it himself. His big teary eyes looking at you while his little cow ears twitch with shame and embarrassment. You ask him to take off his shirt so you can see how swollen he’s gotten frkm neglecting his needs, and his tits look huge and flushed, and a few beads of milk escaping from the little folds on his nipples where the tips are hiding. You’re trying to hide just how wet the sight makes you, and you place a hand on his tits. Even that has Leon moaning, and you can feel how warm he is with backed up milk. You know he is too full, too sensitive to go straight into the milking pumps, so you tell Leon that you’re going to try to lessen some of the pressure yourself before moving to pumps to make sure he doesn’t get hurt. You start with barely running your hands over the skin of his chest, pausing when Leon whines and whimpers only for him to beg you to keep going. You run you finger over the folds of his areolas and the sounds he lets out as he cums from that stimulation alone nearly makes /you/ cum. You make sure to tell Leon how good he is, that you aren’t disgusted by him at all (maybe even tell him how wet he has made you), and then tell him you’re gonna try to use your mouth to help him. You place a kiss on his nipple, and then stick your tongue into the little fold to get to the bud. Leon’s humping the air as you do this, and milk is starting to come out. You give a suck, to get both the perky bud and the milk to come out. It takes multiple greedy sucks, and about 3 orgasms from Leon to get the bud to stick out into the open air, and you start the process on the other side, making sure to still stimulate the bud and breast to keep the milk flowing. Everything is wet, from both types of Leon’s milk ;) and from your own arousal. You sit on his lap to get a better reach for the other nipple, and you both are humping each desperately as you try to get the second bud to emerge. When you do, you keep milking the cum drunk cow hybrid, until his chest and balls are empty, and swear to yourself that the next time this happens, you’ll be cockwarming him so none of his cum is wasted.

Whichever emoji you like anon! I’ll keep them both off to the side and let you have first dibs 😉

Also, I love the big brain energy you bring to the blog 😌 😌

This whole thing has me wanting to go out and bang some pots and pans 🤭 🤭

And cockwarming him the next time so none of his cum is wasted?? 💀💀

I seriously think you should write fics 😭 but thank you for sharing this with me (and all of us really) 🥹 💜

[gingerale2017]

just choose one and do wolflet and ill kiss you on the mouth angie

SECONDS TIME THE CHARM

alr its modern au wolf is in a gang but escaped and the gang is looking for him and scarlet is hiding him in her apartment.

I'm pretty sure its' "we can snuggle if it helps you feel better" but i am not sure.

When Scarlet decided to flirt with a cute guy a couple of weeks ago at the bar, she did not mean to be caught in the middle of some kind of gang turf war.

At first, she was innocently using her charm on this strong-looking guy because she was a few drinks in and feeling kind of silly. She got his number and his name: Wolf.

Strange, she thought, it must be a nickname. But as it turns out, it was a gang name or a fake name. Or maybe it was his real name, but based on recent information

When she started to text him, he responded with cringe but cute emojis. Then he grew on her. They became friends and talked nearly every day. He was so much fun to talk to, maybe because he was quiet and she did most of the talking. He was a great listener and paid attention very well. He didn't like to talk about himself, which was okay with Scarlet because neither did she.

When she told Winter this, her friend smiled and put a hand on Scarlets, "I'm so glad you're finding love!"

"Woah, Winter, too far." But her friend only winked.

Scarlet invited Wolf over to her house last night for some drinks. He was adorably shy at first, then started to get more comfortable around her.

They talked for the first hour until his stomach growled. She laughed and went to heat up some leftovers. Since Wolf was a very tall man, she asked him to reach up into the higher cabinets for a pan. He cocked his head confused.

"A pan. Like to cook stuff with." Scarlet explained teasingly. He looked genuinely confused. Strange. Maybe he grew up differently and didn't use pans. "Just, reach up there and grab the flat metal thingy."

They ate and enjoyed each other's presence for the next couple of hours. It started to get let and Scarlet offered her couch to sleep on.

"Are you sure?" he asked.

"Of course! It's late and driving at night is scary." She got up and collected the beers, "Besides, I don't want you to go just yet."

Then they sat next to each other on the couch to watch a movie. During that movie, she kissed him on the cheek. He froze, like a startled animal at her cheeky expression, then proceeded to push her down on the couch and kissed her with passion.

They finished that movie and slept next to each other on that couch. It felt like a dream situation, you finally bagged the guy you've been crushing on for a while, right?

But, no, Scarlet awoke to gunshots and banging on the door. She screamed and ran to her bedroom to grab the secret gun that her grandmother gave her when she was young.

She peeked through the door of her room and re-inspected the situation. Wolf was holding down the door, shouting to whoever was on the other side. The door had holes in it too. The gunshot sounds.

She listened closely, "KESLEY IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS GODDAMN DOOR-"

"How did you find me! You promised to let me go! You said-"

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT I SAID! I REVOKE THAT!"

"You can't-"

"You made a pact with the Lupine Gang. You go back on your word, we go after you."

"I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THE GANG ANYMORE! I LEFT!"

"OPEN THIS DOOR!"

Gangs. Wolf was part of a gang. Or tried to leave one and they didn't want him to. Of course, this is the man Scarlet decides to like. An ex-gang member who was tracked to her house and was about to kill both of them.

Wolf turned around to hold them off on his back and met eye contact with her. He mouthed a 'sorry' as the banging got louder. She wanted to go over to him and help but what about the guns? They could shoot through the door again and hit her. Another bang and Wolf was rocked forward.

She squeezed her eyes shut and sprinted to the front door. She pushed back on it with her hands.

"What are you doing? Go hide!" He whispered.

"WOLF KESLEY! HURRY UP AND LET US IN!" Us. Plural. There were several people.

She looked at Wolf, a curl falling in her eye, "No way. These guys come to my home and start to shoot holes in my doors are not going to be met without a fight. It took me forever to find and pay for this apartment."

"Oh. I thought you'd be more concerned about your life."

"I am concerned about my life. I am also concerned about yours."

"WE'LL START SHOOTING!"

Wolf huffed, "Please, Scarlet, go hide in your bathtub. I'll meet you there."

"Do you have a plan?"

"Yes. I think."

"I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE MORE SECONDS!"

"Go!" Scarlet sprinted to the bathroom as she heard the gang leader countdown. She shut the curtains as he got to one and put her head in her hands. She waited for gunshots but none came.

She listened for voices and barely could hear one, "Bring him to me." She thought she heard someone say. She tried to calm her breath to no avail. The brief adrenaline she had when she ran to Wolf has run out. Now she was shaking in her bathtub. No longer mad, just terrified.

The shower curtains opened, just a little bit. She looked up, preparing a scream, but it was Wolf with a finger on his lips.

How did he get in here? Scarlet thought. She didn’t hear a door open. How did he even let go of the door?

He claimed into the opposite side of the tub and stared at her wide eyes. She wanted to ask a million questions but was too scared that someone would hear them. Instead, as quietly as she could, she crawled to his side, sitting in front of him.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t think- I didn't know.” Wolf whispered. He looked like a guilty puppy, “I swear I won’t let anything happen to you.”

She sighed, “You’re going to explain everything to me later, right?”

He nodded. Scarlet leaned forward so her head touched his chest.

“They’re going to find us. We’re going to die.” She shut her eyes.

He lit a hand on her back, “If they somehow break out of their bounds, they will indeed kill us.”

“What!” She bounced up, no longer whispering.

“I beat them up and tied them together." He said casually, as if it were nothing, "You didn't hear it?"

Perhaps she was so caught up with fearing for her life that she didn't hear anything but the beating of her own heart, "...No. Why are we hiding then?"

"Because I think there's one more that stayed behind. I'll wait behind the front door and try to surprise him. I came here to check up on you." He said while lowering their tone to whispering again. "May I borrow your gun?"

She handed it over, " I still want an explanation."

"You'll get one. I promise. Stay here and be quiet."

Paranoia grew in her stomach along with a sudden wave of panic and desperation. She grabbed his shoulders and prevented him from getting up. "Wait, Wolf!"

He paused, staring at her with those intense green eyes. Last night, all she wanted to do was look into them, and she found herself wanting the same thing. She grabbed the sides of his face and leaned in.

"Please don't die." She murmured, "I just met you. I don't want you to die." She then captured his lips. It was bittersweet and gentle, and she pulled away after a couple of seconds.

"I won't. I promise." Wolf looked at her with emotion before leaving without another word.

This time Scarlet listened. Around five minutes later she heard thumps, grunts, and a body falling. Then, dragging.

She waited a beat, then two. "Scarlet?"

She hopped out of the tub and out of the bathroom. Four men were lined up against her kitchen wall, all of them unconscious. Wolf handed her gun back which she threw on the dinner table.

When he looked at her, she swore she saw him blush (which in return made her blush). She looked at the scene again and sighed.

"Don't worry, I'll deal with them." He assured.

"What if people called the police because of gunshots?"

"Tell them you hid in your bathroom until you thought it was safe to come out and saw the holes in the door."

"But-"

"You don't know me or have never seen any of these men."

"Wolf," she gasped, "Does that mean I'll never see you again?"

He smiled softly, "No. It means you've never met me. But you will meet me."

"When?"

"Tomorrow. Maybe tonight."

She smiled, "Okay. And you'll tell me everything that's going on, correct?"

"Yes."

"Okay. Now get out of my house, stranger."

"It will be nice to meet you, stranger." He laughed. Then managed to grab all four men in his arms and walked out of her apartment.

It only a few seconds for Scarlet to process what happened. She closed the door and dragged her fingers over the bullet holes. She sat on the couch and covered her face with her hands.

Where were the police? They should’ve been there a while ago. There were gang members in her apartment. Gang members. And they shot up her home. How did they not shoot her when she was running around the house? Stars above, Wolf is an ex-gang member. Sweet, shy, quiet Wolf who managed to effortlessly beat up guys with guns.

The adrenaline must have made her brave because just thinking about what happened wanted to make her hide under her bed.

The police came and inspected her apartment while she talked with the detective. They said that gangs were recently going through a turf war and it was getting out of hand. They couldn’t do anything about it because they could never catch them.

So you’re useless, Scarlet thought. When they finally left her home she collapsed on the bed. Maybe she should move somewhere safer, where there weren’t gangs shooting up people's apartments. But what happened today didn’t sound like a turf war. It sounded like they wanted Wolf. She couldn’t blame them though, he was really strong.

THENK THEY KISS IDK?!

SO like i wrote this 3 years ago and idk where i was going w this so this for you wolflet lovers (no one in particularrrrr...)

i'm also not going to finish it because it doesn't sound right w wtv i write ENJOY IG?!

(ps i have more wolflet involved w a multi-ch fic i'll post when i'm finished w it and trust me it'll be worth it)

[mugeesworld]

Rules / Master Lists! ♥︎

Not in the best mental state currently. I want to start writing again soon but it doesn't fit into my schedule sadly. With Summer coming up I might have time tho! Thank you for looking at my page! Feel free to still leave requests tho! I'll come back to them🫶- May 18 23

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Hi there! Welcome to my page! Please refer to me as M or mugee! I'm 19! He/she pronouns. You can refer to me as a man or woman but Im not a woman....yeah. I feel like a man but I don't fully wanna be one. YUH. I would prefer to be referred to as dude, man, bro tho. But calling me stuff like girly is fine makes me giggle. Im still new to this app so please bare with me! I have a wattpad if you are interested! (It's the same user name) I'm open to writing anything! But mostly do head cannons:D. I'm plus size and cater to writing for the plus size community since it does get enough representation. If you are plus size please stick around! Id love to be your mutual♥︎! I write as a out let and to make people happy. I absolutely love helping the plus size community feel more loved/ making them happy! Cause everyone is truly beautiful and I want YOU to know that! Feel free to read if you're not plus size though. (I have my eye on you though.... No hateful comments) My blog is a safe place for everyone! Unless your racist, homophobic, fatphobic, etc. You will be blockedꈍᴗꈍ. Feel free to message me! I love chatting with people! Also if you want to me mutuals just ask! I swear I won't bite!!! I talk about random stuff on here sometimes. Like random random. I one made a post about women and how beautiful they are. And it wasn't small. IT WAS BIGGGGG. I love women.

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I'm pan romantic (finds every gender hot) demi sexual (yes that's a real sexuality. It's when you have to have a strong bond before doing anything sexual. Sorta like friends to lovers) that being said I can do any gender character. No preference.

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I like pink. I use Pinterest to find all these cute little things. Or I find a pic I want. (Not someone else's art. Usually a piece of manga) then go to the picstar app and put a pink tint on it! If I do ever accidentally post someone else's art PLEASE tell me. I would never do that on purpos. But if you draw about would like be to use your art I will happily do so and give you credit and all that :3

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[sochilll]

nyehehe i caught up on ur writing tag Just as you recently reblogged a prompt thingy >:] 13 + kleinsen ?

Kleinsen + 13. leaving notes for them around the home (this one… got away from me. she’s long)

Send a ship and a prompt request!

Jared woke up and flung his arm out sideways. The bed was empty. He frowned. It was Sunday, Evan’s day off. And more importantly, it was the day before a very big important event.

Jared sat up and swung his legs out of bed. It was surprisingly cold for how late in spring it was. He grabbed Evan’s hoodie from the floor and pulled it on.

He started toward the kitchen but his eyes caught on something. A pink sticky note was stuck to the bedroom door. Jared peeled it off and read it.

I have a few last errands to run before tomorrow. I’ll be home soon <3

Jared smiled. He stuck the note in his pocket and made his way to the bathroom before breakfast. There was another note on the mirror.

Wow you’re cute :o someone is very lucky to be with you

Jared snorted. He put that note in his pocket with the other. There were three notes in the kitchen.

One on the fridge:

Sorry to disappear on such an important morning. I know you’ll be annoyed you didn’t get to make a “last time we wake up together as boyfriends” joke

Jared snickered. He had been making that joke about everything lately. The next note was on the coffee maker:

Don’t drink too much or you’ll get all jittery. We don’t both need to be nervous wrecks today.

The last one was stuck to Jared’s favorite coffee mug:

I’m so glad I get to spend every morning watching you drink out of this dumb mug for the rest of my life. I love you.

Jared put all three notes in his pocket. He leaned against the counter to wait for his coffee to brew when he spotted a box on the table. Inside was his favorite type of donut, a note scrawled on the lid.

Happy wedding eve! Love you more than anything <3

Jared enjoyed his breakfast. He texted Evan a picture of the box and a bunch of heart emojis. Evan’s response was quick.

:) how many?

Jared tapped out a reply.

Five not counting the box.

Halfway! :) <3

Jared laughed. He set his mug in the sink and wandered to the living room, looking for spots of pink.

The first one was obvious, stuck in the center of the TV.

I know I say it a lot but I really don’t know what I’d do without you. You make everything easier and better and funnier.

He had to hunt a bit for the next one. He found it stuck to their favorite DVD.

I never thought I’d feel so content and secure in a relationship. But I am. I know you don’t like talking about feelings and I don’t even mind. Cause I know how you feel even when you won’t say it.

Jared was stumped after that. He wandered around the apartment, sticky notes stuck to his fingers, hunting for more. He double checked the bathroom and the living room.

He finally found number eight back in the bedroom, sitting right on Jared’s desk.

The last four years have genuinely been the happiest of my life. And while some of that is due to therapy (shout out Dr. Myers) mostly it’s been because of you.

Number nine was inside Jared’s laptop.

No one has ever understood or cared for me more than you. And I hope you feel the same about me. (Please do oh my god how embarrassing would this be if you didn’t?)

Jared laughed. He added the note to the collection in his pocket. He searched the room again before moving his search into the hallway closet. Nothing there. He checked the bathroom and kitchen again.

No note. Jared frowned. He checked tall surfaces. He checked every kitchen cabinet. He even lifted up the couch cushions. Nothing.

He pulled his phone out.

You’re a liar. There’s only nine.

Nope. Ten.

Including the donut box?

No. Ten sticky notes.

Where the fuck is the last one???

:)

Jared went crazy, pulling out pots and pans, unscrewing bottles in the medicine cabinet, digging through the laundry hamper. He could not find the last note. He briefly wondered if Evan was lying and this was some sort of psychological warfare.

Finally, digging through Evan’s sock drawer he saw it, a flash of pink. He grabbed at it. It was stuck to the top of a small velvet box. Jared didn’t need to open it to know what it was. He frowned slightly and read the note.

I never told you but I’d been to a jewelry shop five times before you proposed. You only beat me because I take too long to make decisions. I love how you did it but I’d picked this ring out already and I thought you should have it anyway.

Jared felt his eyes sting and rapidly blinked the tears away because he wasn’t lame. He opened the box.

The ring was pretty similar to what Jared had ended up getting. A bit thinner and without Jared’s super romantic and expensive engraving like Evan’s ring had. But still nice.

“You like it?”

“Holy fucking shit!” Jared spun around, clutching his chest. “How did you get in so quietly? And how did you time this so perfectly?”

“I didn’t actually. I really thought it would take you longer to find it and I’d already be home by then,” Evan laughed. “Also didn’t think you’d tear the apartment apart.”

“You gave me a puzzle,” Jared said by way of explanation.

“Yeah. I should’ve known better.”

“I do like it.” Jared slid the ring into his finger. “You have good taste.”

“Yeah. Sometimes,” Evan said, crossing the room and kissing him.

“Aw,” Jared grinned. “Last time you’ll be able to insult me as my boyfriend.”

[practically-an-x-man]

💔🎈🍓💋🚨🍄for Jasper and Ophelia :)

Thank you so much!! <3333

Red Emoji OC Asks

💔 (broken heart) - Who has your character hurt most? Physically or emotionally? How did it feel? Do they regret it?

Jasper: Their father, though not intentionally. When they came out to him, his initial reaction was less-than-pleasant, and they ended up cutting contact when they left for college. Unbeknownst to Jasper, cutting contact really did open their father's eyes to what he'd done, and the regret and emotional hurt from being cut off from their only child did inspire him to start reevaluating his worldview. So... it was a good emotional hurt in the end, but it still hurt.

Ophelia: Honestly... herself. She's hard on herself both physically and emotionally, she's got a self-sacrificing streak a mile wide and a guilty conscience that's even wider, there's nobody that matches up to what she does to herself.

🎈 (balloon) - What does your character do at parties? Are they a wallflower or a party animal? Do they go with friends or alone?

Jasper: Wallflower, if they can be convinced to go to a party at all. Large groups of people get overwhelming for their empathic sense, and alcohol makes it even worse. There's actually a scene about this in chapter 10 of Heartstrings!

Ophelia: Also doesn't really enjoy parties, but is better at hiding it. She'll slip into that suave Argonaut persona, socialize and chat and tell jokes, but after her socially-acceptable hour at the party, she's probably headed home.

🍓 (strawberry) - Does your oc believe in anything? Are they superstitious? Religious? Atheistic? Has anything in their past made them this way?

Jasper: Believes in a few Cajun superstitions, but doesn't have a particularly strong pull towards religion. It's not that they had one defined moment that made them that way, they just never really felt drawn to a higher power.

Ophelia: She's Jewish, and she generally agrees with that belief system. She's not completely by-the-books devout (her life is way too bound-up in technology to observe the Shabbat, and she doesn't believe tattoos count as "self-mutilation" [especially since her Starry Night tattoo, at times, reminded her to stay alive in her darker moments, so it's helped her life more than any harm]), but she does hold it as an essential part of herself, her family, and her history.

💋 (kiss) - Is your oc a good kisser? Have they kissed anyone before? Do they even enjoy kissing? What was their first kiss like in comparison to their most recent?

Jasper: Not at first, since they didn't have much practice before meeting Kyle. They do enjoy kissing (especially since Kyle is quite good at it 😊😊), though they're not the type to kiss just anyone. Their first kiss was technically in fourth grade, with a boy at recess (they were playing House and got dared to actually kiss), though their first romantic kiss was with their Homecoming date freshman year of high school. It was quick and awkward and didn't really pan out, which was about what they expected. Their most recent kiss, at least according to Heartstrings, was a sweet goodbye kiss after Kyle walked them back to their dorm :)

Ophelia: Oh, she's a very good kisser. She's had a lot of past relationships, so she's had plenty of practice. She does enjoy kissing overall, though there are a few things that'll make her cringe away (coffee breath, beer breath, sloppy/slobbery kisses, excessive stubble). Her first kiss was with a girl at summer camp, during a game of Truth or Dare in her cabin. It wasn't a great kiss, but it was part of how she realized she was bi, so that's something. Her most recent kiss according to Catch and Release was a reunion kiss with Peter after the battle with Charybdis.

🚨 (siren) - What’s your character’s relationship with the law? Have they ever been arrested? What for? What are their opinions on law enforcement?

Jasper: Pretty neutral. They've got some serious issues with the system as it stands, but they don't really have the power to act on it in a significant way, so they just live with it and try to interact with the police as little as possible. They were arrested once in high school for protesting, their parents bailed them out but weren't happy about it.

Ophelia: Oh, she really doesn't give a damn. She has a strong moral code of her own, but that doesn't always align with the law, and she doesn't particularly care if it does. There are a lot of warrants out for her arrest, but nobody ever seems to act on them. And she's generally disdainful of the police, for a lot of reasons.

🍄 (mushroom) - Does your character like being in nature or do they prefer the indoors? Do they have any outdoor hobbies like camping or fishing? If they prefer the indoors, why?

Jasper: Is comfortable with both. They were raised out in the boondocks side of New Orleans, surrounded by swampland, so they're more than used to the natural world. But on the other side of things, much of their adult life has been spent in the city proper, and they're just as comfortable there.

Ophelia: Prefers the indoors by a landslide. Technology is a comfort to her, for one thing, and she likes being in situations within her control. Nature feels much more uncontrollable to her, not to mention the lack of electricity or technology, so she'll stick to her lab and the city she knows so well.

[thetavolution]

Tav Party

I want to try something and see how it pans out, just for fun!

I'd love to see whose Tavs would be in a party with mine. Just send me an ask with the name or names of my Tavs that you could see your Tav(s) in a party with! And be sure to tell me about your Tav(s) or link me to a profile/info about them.

If you feel up to the task, you can add a little emoji to represent how your Tav might approach them. I'll answer with whatever I think my Tav would do in response.

Your Tav would want to be friends: 💛 Would become family: 💚 Would want to be lovers: ❤️ Would be enemies: 🖤 Would murder them: ☠️

Don't worry about any Origin characters for this thought exercise.

The Tavs:

Tessa

Human Rogue Monk

She's the daughter of a thief and mercenary who is a beloved "member of the family" in Zhentarim circles.

Despite being a professional thief, Tessa is a kind-hearted person. She always overflowing with joyful enthusiasm. Tessa is outgoing and funny. She has a big heart and it’s easy to take advantage of it, especially with a good enough sob story. She has a good-natured sense of humor, but she's not averse to dark humor either. When she’s angry or hurt, or just talking to someone she hates, she can be particularly cold and scathing.

Tessa is far from morally perfect, of course. She’s made peace with stealing, focusing on targets that “deserve” it. That said, she doesn't believe in hoarding wealth. She keeps what she needs (with some left over as a little treat) and spreads the rest of it around to those who might need it.

Bex

Tiefling Bard

Bex is intelligent, but flippant. Not very many things upset her, but when they do anger her, she goes from 0 to 60 in the blink of an eye. She can typically diffuse tense situations simply by a lack of reaction or by telling a joke. She generally keeps a cool head, so much so it seems like she doesn’t care. In reality, she’s tired. She’s seen some shit and she is over it. She is in a constant state of existential dread and it's led to her having a very "is that all there is to a fire?" attitude about life.

Her philosophy is life is hard, why make it harder? She’s way too tired for that shit. She's friendly yet apathetic to most people when she meets them at first. She doesn't hate a lot of people either. Someone would really have to press her buttons or give her a reason to hate them. (I.E. I'm talking like Cazador vile.) She’s the type of person who prefers to stick up for the underdog.

She struggles to trust people on a deeper level, yet she continues to seek out connection with others. Under all her bluster, she has a good heart. She's just used to taking care of herself with little to no help from anybody else. Some people see her as trashy and she'd tell them they're correct.

She’s blunt, but she’s never intentionally hurtful. Sometimes she just sucks at wording herself. She’s never been one to brush off someone else’s hurt feelings with “I’m just being honest” either.

Minty

Shield Dwarf Selûne Cleric

Minty is excitable and bubbly. She’s kind-hearted, friendly, and cheerful. She can be one-track minded, especially whenever she has a new obsession. This can make Minty seem rude when she’s just bulldozing right past someone’s point. 

She’s a little too confident in her knowledge as a cleric, believing she can handle whatever is thrown at her. She's not "stupid" after all. But going out on this adventure teaches her a bit of humility.

Sometimes she can get so single-minded that she doesn’t think twice about her actions. She’ll accidentally hurt people when she becomes obsessed with getting her way. When called out on it, she'll try to make amends as best she can.

She’s a family oriented person. While her father has passed away, she’s very close to her mother and older sister. She’ll do anything to help or take care of them.

She’s quick to adopt friends into her family. So when she puts her family above all, that includes her friends. Even if she doesn’t always see eye to eye with her loved ones, she draws her strength from her family.

Laura

High Elf Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer

Laura is sarcastic, but not cynical. She has a deadpan sense of humor without being unnecessarily mean. (She's only mean to people she believes deserve it.) Laura is blunt about her opinions, but she has some sense of tact. She can be a total dork when she gets excited, especially when it comes to magic. She's as giddy as a school girl whenever she finds a new spell or magical item.

Laura is a natural born leader. She’s talented and brilliant, but she doesn’t trust people easily. She struggles with her self-worth and PTSD, preferring to fight her inner demons in private. Laura doesn’t reach out for help nearly as often as she should. She keeps trying to set aside her trauma and hope it'll sort itself out. She’s a humanitarian at heart and she’s not a judgmental person. At least, not unless what you’re doing is hurting someone else.

She does show signs of someone who has been traumatized. She can be irritable, even when she doesn’t understand why something is upsetting her so much. She’s easily startled and she can have a full on panic attack if something reminds her of her past. When not adventuring, she has to work to keep her mind busy to avoid thinking too much. It's near impossible to get her to talk about what happened to her before she left home. Whatever it is that haunts her, she's trying to keep it firmly in the past.

Paloma

Seldarine Drow Monk

Paloma is the quintessential older sister. She’s protective, responsible, determined, and bossy. She’s also short-tempered, high-strung, and sarcastic.

She grew up in an orphanage as one of the older kids. She stepped up to take care of the younger children and she took responsibility for them at a young age. Even after they reached adulthood, she continued to clean up after them and care for them like she always did. She has a habit of stepping in and doing things for other people.

Paloma believes she has to "earn" the right to be in people's lives, which means taking care of them. She has a very dry sense of humor that can sometimes go over people's heads.

She avoids getting help from others, and she reassures everyone she can take care of everything herself. It's a lot easier for her to ignore her own problems if she spends all of her time solving everyone else's. She actually gains a lot of pride and satisfaction from taking care of other people. She just needs to learn to take care of herself... and let other people take care of her every once in a while.

Lamia

Rogue Bard Changeling

I have to use a half-drow to make her in BG3 due to the lack of Changeling options.

I don't have her profile up yet, but soon! Lamia is Paloma's adopted younger sister. They grew up in the same orphanage together and neither were adopted due to the prejudice against their species. They aged out of the system instead. She typically hangs out with her Dragonborn Barbarian buddy, Allie.

Lamia's a con artist and thief. She considers herself as more intelligent than most people. She’s smug and her ego is often her downfall. She likes to be perceived as tough as nails and cocky, but she’s a lot more sensitive than she lets on. It doesn’t take much to hurt her feelings, especially if you imply she's stupid. She can be callous toward strangers and acquaintances. She assumes people are cruel until proven otherwise, so why go out of your way to help anyone?

Due to her ability to shape shift into any humanoid, Lamia is able to blend into any crowd. She has the skills and brains to take care of herself. It’s just that her bloated sense of self-importance always lands her in hot water. She's actually a pretty smart cookie though. It's what makes her attitude so frustrating sometimes.

All of her bravado hides a lack of self-confidence and a fear of being abandoned. The only people she trusts with her whole heart are Paloma and Allie. She's so afraid of everyone leaving her that she pushes others away before they can hurt her first. She never had a safety net in life and now it's everyone else's problem.

Ingrid

Deep Gnome Circle of Spores Druid

Ingrid is soft-spoken and timid. She can be shy, but once she feels comfortable, she loves to talk! People are surprised at how at ease she feels with the dead and the spores, but it makes perfect sense when you get to know her. She respects all aspects of nature, including death and decay. Oddly, it’s become a way for her to confront her own fear of death.

She’s a pushover and she lacks assertiveness. Or, at least, that’s who she was before she started traveling with a ragtag team of certified weirdos. She had to get it together and get over her bullshit. Her bravery comes from how terrified she is. If other people weren't counting on her, she’d probably curl up in a corner and cry. When other people are relying on her, she quickly musters up every ounce of courage she has and powers through her terror.

She always comes through in a clutch. Even when scared out her mind, she’ll never abandon anyone. She’ll just go have a panic attack after it’s safe. She has an incredibly kind heart and strong sense of empathy. 

[agentnico]

BlackBerry (2023) Review

I have never owned a BlackBerry myself. Instead I had the enjoyment of having a Vodafone phone - a cheap rip-off that looked, felt and played like a BlackBerry only for less money. Turns out, I saved a heck of a lot as that phone lasted me all through my sixth-form and university days. Less can be said about the reliability of the BlackBerry evidently.

Plot:  A company that toppled global giants before succumbing to the ruthlessly competitive forces of Silicon Valley. This is not a conventional tale of modern business failure by fraud and greed. The rise and fall of BlackBerry reveals the dangerous speed at which innovators race along the information superhighway.

We’ve had plenty of techy origin film come and go, and many good ones at that such as The Social Network and Steve Jobs, and even the recent Tetris lent itself more to be a solid commentary on the communist regime of the Soviet Union and a study into the legal drama behind the game rather than some cheesy parody featuring tetrominoes in the style of The Emoji Movie. So I went into BlackBerry with a very open mind, as even though I’m aware of the phone’s existence, I never really knew the story behind how this popular mobile device all of a sudden vanished from the public eye so quickly. Back in the 2000s this device was all the rave, and all the kids at school would go out of their way to persuade their parents to get them one so that they can show it off to their classmates as if they were some rich businessmen. Now however this phone is all but forgotten. I checked prior to writing this review and in fact you can still purchase some models from Amazon, so if you’re feeling strangely nostalgic about your school days, feel free to waste your money. Anyway, back to the movie...

BlackBerry is a perfectly acceptable history lesson. It’s very informative and plays out more so like a visual guide of a Wikipedia page. You’re given the detailed journey of how the company Research In Motion came to create such an iconic device, and then there eventual downfall. We’ve seen this kind of tale of fraud and greed many times before, however if you’ve enjoyed similar movies before, BlackBerry is an easy watch, and again, if you’ve ever been interested in the mobile phone’s backstory, you have it here loud and clear.

Main highlight of this film are the two central performances, both of whom are very much outside their comfort zones. It’s nice to see Jay Baruchel in a serious role, taking a break from training dragons, as Mike Lazaridis, the main creative mind behind the creation of the titular device. Baruchel is very good at portraying socially-awkward personas, however in previous films he did this for comedic purposes, however as Mike he manages to find the depth in the character as a tech genius who knows his craft and is being forced to speed run his creations when in reality he wants to take his time to create the best product. Glenn Howerton, who thus far has only been known as the narcissistic self-absorbed Dennis from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, is Jim Balsillie, the guy who takes over Mike’s company for his greedy means. Howerton definitely gets the more showy performance, and does a solid job at being constantly angry with everyone. Howerton also decided to go full bald for this role and you got to give the guy props for the dedication.

I’d say the primary negative I have for this film is its cinematography and direction. Director Matt Johnson evidently seems to have been inspired by Adam McKay’s The Big Short, as he chooses to have the camera repeatedly pan left and right quickly as if all the events are being captured by a hidden camera, however this effect of chaotic shaky-cam can come as very jarring and dizzying, and overall was very distracting. Characters would be having some serious discussion about technology yet I’d be busy wondering if the cameraman’s been spooked by Blair fricking Witch. But overall BlackBerry tells an interesting story behind the scenes of the phone drama, and if anything else I came out of it having learnt something. Kind of feels like being back at school when in class the teacher would stick some film on for educational purposes and then afterwards I may have learnt something, but have never had the motivation to want to see that movie again.

Overall score: 6/10

[zegredo]

S2E1 scene 2: Maggie's Rent

Description of the scene with dialogues and comments:

Aerial view of the city, present times, london. The camera pans over crowded streets and sidewalks, it's a bright day. You can see a line of cars and people next to the bookstore.

The bookstore is closed to customers, there is a note in the door that Aziraphale comes for. It stands under the light and reads

A: "Dear Mr. Fell, There is something about which I need to speak with you an a maters of some… ugrency?" Urgency

A: "yours very faithfully. Maggie (in the record shop next door)"

We were shown a close-up of the screen for a spelling error. The note is in an invoice print described as the small back room.

We see the interior of Maggie's shop in warm red and beige colors. Maggie stands behind the car-styled counter, looks at the folded phone, sobs dry. He closes the flip of the phone, puts it down, hears the sound of the doorbell ringing as the door opens.

Aziraphale enters the store, we see the overhead light on, the lights on the car/counter and a red light behind Maggie. There are no other customers in the store.

A: Hello, Maggie

Shot on Maggie, wearing a white collared blouse, pin-up girl headband, teal sweater, looking sadly to the side, smiling as Aziraphale greets her.

A: I got your note.

Aziraphale looks around the store, Rat Kaith album in the background :) Maggie stands up, joins her hands (she has gold rings on her hand, one with a hole in the color of the sweater and two gold less decorative ones on the little finger and on the middle finger)

M: I thought you, well, M: it's been such a rough couple of years, M: beterrn the lockdowns and the internet orders not comming and…

Maggie sighs, while Aziraphale walks around the store and we see a close-up of Maggie's face and her gold earrings. Are they wing shaped?

M: I can be out of here in two weeks. A: Out of here? A: Why? A: Don't you like it anymore?

Aziraphale asks and the title "the walking sham…" (and Rat Keith) is in the background

M: Oh, Mr. Fell, I love this shop! M: I've loved it since I was a baby, But… M: I know how behind I am on rent. A: Well that's entirely my fault for not collecting the rent A: There A: Now, I believe you said A: you were getting in some Shostakovich records for me.

Says Aziraphale and walks over to the counter.

M: I can't pay the rent M: I'm so sorry. M: I can be out of here next week. M: I just have to pack it all up.

Says Maggie, sobbing dryly and taking the record mentioned by Aziraphale in her hand.

A: Maggie, if you were out of here, A: where would I get my records?

An expression of fear appears on Angel's face that she is serious about being locked up.

A: Finding the 78s is much harder than the long players, A: and frankly I wouldn't know where to start M: I don't have the money A: Maggie

says Azirafel and starts a gesture with his hand at the level of the body and gives us a nervous laugh. Something he does when he comes up with a way out of a situation on a regular basis. We'll see this gesture a few more times this season.

A: what if I were to just A: take these Shostakovich records A: without paying for them? A: And we'll call it even

Says Aziraphale with his eyes wide open as he does when he is satisfied with his ideas.

M: And those you thousands of pounds in rent! M: Those records would cost you eight pounds.

Maggie says, trying not to laugh. We see a shot of her desk and can get a better view of the smiley emoji in the background on the wall.

A: Eight pounds and 75 pence. M: [laughs] You can't just forgive me eight months'rent A: Oh, I can. I'm very good at forgivness A: It's one of my favorite things A: Now, you have paid your rent, A: I have my music,

We see a close-up of Shostakovich's Symphony No. 5 in D minor performed by The New York Symphony Orchestra op.47

A: and I know exactly what I'll be doing for the next 21 minutes

Aziraphale heads for the door, Maggie brings her hands to her mouth and laughs in relief.

Chekov's shotgun/Red herring/Occam's razor/Foreshadowing - or what clues we have and what this scene is for

Aziraphale doesn't want changes in his environment, he likes (classical) music and doesn't care about money. For several months, he does not ask for payment, which means that he does not go after people for money.

We learn that one of Aziraphale's favorite things is forgiving and that he is a landlord who rents space, thus theoretically earning money in a human way.

We meet Maggie, who has been "in the area" since she was a child, because she loves this store for so long (later we will find out that this place is inherited from the founder Grandma), that she has no customers, that she has no money and does not pay, and that she makes language mistakes. Her clothes, similarly to Azirafał's clothes, are stylized for the "older period" - Maggie's aesthetics brings to mind pin-up girls.

Questions:

Why did Maggie slip a note instead of just come and talk?

Why did she write it on the invoice? That is why it was decided to prepare an invoice printout?

Why does Maggie seem artificial (to me) in this scene. She's not a bad actress

Why this symphony?

why 21? The longplay is up to 30 minutes long, the symphony lasts almost an hour

What does Maggie live on if she doesn't make money? Outside the store, he has to pay for housing and food.

Have we seen this store before in shots of seasons 1 and 2?

Why does Maggie make a typo? Is it just red herring or a reference to demons? Or maybe Crowley's mirriing, who then also has a problem with the variety?

Why is it suddenly urgent to talk about payment after 8 months?

Hypotheses:

Simple answer: The door was locked. Second answer: She couldn't get in.

Money, retribution and difficulties with it are important to the story

This is a deliberate choice of the screenwriters

I'll just throw a few meta and music itself searches in here. in short: he composed during the repressions of the Soviet Union. He composed fearing for the lives of his loved ones, because his views were not in line with the Party's line

Is this a reference to the soul from the movie 21 grams?

Maggie isn't human, she doesn't need the money (or food), or the store is beyond her needs, she only has enough to survive

We later learn that Maggie's Grandma originally displayed merchandise at Aziraphale's Store, but we know she was no longer there in the 1940s.

It is just red herring. 8b. or a reference to demons 8c Or maybe Crowley's mirriing, who then also has a problem with the variety

Maybe it's just that the next payment is coming up, it's the ninth month. To remember:

Behind maggie is a calendar with the date 2021

Masterpost

The post will probably be edited and linked to subsequent posts. The post is written in my native language (not English) and automatically translated, but the dialogues are transcribed from Amazon's transcript.

[absent-room--sys]

Empty, On the outside. Not possible to let it out.

Darkness, sadness showing. Colorful lights hidden inside

System, Of many people - the lights inside, hidden.

One body, one brain, but many people.. Please help us out, we want our freedom.

Say hello, everyone!

Welcome!

We're Absent Room System! We're endogenic, but that does not mean we didn't have trauma! It just didn't cause our plurality!

A small introduction shall be provided, shouldn't it?

Please keep in mind that this post is under constant edits because it contains headmate info & list!

About System

We're endogenic. Using "we" means the whole system. "I" refers to the headmate made the post. If co-fronting, will be stated like that: "I (Name [Emoji] [Emoji])", without square brackets. Also, when referring to oneself and some other members, Headmates will try to use I+.

Main: @noel-main

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About Body

Human (sadly). 14 year old, female. Natalia, the name that shall not be used or I block you. Forced to use She/Her, uses whoever's pronouns as long as they front. That's how it works 🤷🏻. Quite medium highed. Genetically fat. Short, dark blonde hair. Unidentified eye color, also changes. Tanned from our first vacation outside of the country. We were not a system back then.

The host is not the body. The body is just the body. Like a bag for us, Just to keep us in place. We don't like the bag.

About Headspace

[Our headspace is currently under major construction, therefore no data in this point of the post. Please move by.]

About Headmates

Info about how we construct full intros you can find here.

More precise intros linked in names!

Brainmade

Alzir [🌌🕳️]

Host; 21yo (age regressor: 3-6 ★ age dreamer: 0-8).

They/He/It + ANY Cosmos/Space & Sky neos. Also some dehumanizing ones

Lesbian, sapphic, neptunic (just likes girls, get it?).

Antho [⭐🌈]

Co-Host, Protector; 26yo (age regressor: 3-6).

It/He & Variations + A lot

AroAce, repulsed (triggering).

Sal [🧸☁️]

[unknown]; 1-10yo (Age-Hopper).

She/Her

[unknown; kid].

Ceriene [👾🛸]

[unknown]; [undefined; robot, alien].

It/Its+Xe/Xer+Ze/Zer + Zib/Glitch/Malware/Tech/Robot/Alien/👾/🛸

Demi AroAce, Lesbian.

Veri [🩷🍋]

[unknown]; 17?

She/Her + Xe/Xer

Bi/Pan/Omni/Poly. Just many genders.

Noxir [🕳️❔]

[unknown]; 27.

He/It + Shadow/Void

AroAce, heavily repulsed (just no.).

Aerth [👁️🕰️]

[unknown]; [undefined; god].

It + God/Angel/Peace/Nature/Deity

AroAce.

Bub [🫧🧼]

[unknown]; [undefined; foam].

It + Soap/Bubble/Foam/🧼/🫧

[unknown; nonhuman thing].

Valentino [🩷🕸️]

[unknown]; [unknown; new].

He/She + Cat/Meow/Purr/Nya

[unknown; new]

Candi [🍬🍭]

[unknown], 17-18, (age regressor: 2-6).

She/Her + Candy/Candycane/Sweet/Sugar//Lollipop🍬/🍭

Human.

Introjects

Bill Cipher [⚠️👁️], Gravity Falls

[unknown]; [undefined; nonhuman devil].

He/It

AroAce Gay.

Angel Dust [🌸🕷️], Hazbin Hotel

[unknown]; [undefined; dead].

He/She + Fluff/Pink/Flower/Doll

Gay.

Jax [🟪🐰], The Amazing Digital Circus

[unknown]; [undefined; nonhuman].

He/Him

Gay Ace.

Caine [🎪👄], The Amazing Digital Circus

[unknown]; [undefined; nonhuman].

He/It + Circus

[unknown].

Dipper Pines [🧢🌲], Gravity Falls

[unknown]; 13.

He/Him

[unknown; kid].

Jane Doe [↩️🪦], Ride The Cyclone

[unknown]; 17, dead.

It/She

Demi-AroAce Lesbian.

Mable Pines [🐖🌲], Gravity Falls

[unknown]; 13.

She/Her

[unknown; kid].

Pomni [🎪🌀], The Amazing Digital Circus

[unknown]; [undefined; nonhuman]

She/It

Lesbian

Twilight Sparkle [🐎💜], My Little Pony

[unknown]; [undefined; nonhuman]

She/Her + Magic/🪄

Ace

Vox [📺🟦], Hazbin Hotel

[unknown]; [undefined; dead]

He/It + Tech/Tv/Screen/Blue/Cyan

Bi

Zeer [🟣🦠], Inside Out 1+2

Protector; [undefined; nonhuman]

He/Him

[unknown]

Graphics

Credit:

Blinkie

Divider and the three weirdcore blinkies

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