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jadetham⋆.༦࿑ོ⁺ museum coworkers au — moodboard (2/?)
spending the holidays alone in the city with only your coworker, who also happens to be your ex, as company
coming out of the opera building after a night at the ballet. christmas bells are ringing in the streets, and the first snow of the season lands a crown of snowflakes in your hair. your laughs are brighter than the stars above, who twinkle as they ponder over how you two could’ve ever fallen out of love
#⋆.༦࿑ོ⁺ 𓂃 𝓳𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓶#🏛️🏹🤍#museum au begins in the fall‚ so by this time of year‚ we have begun building up our relationship again !#as friends though !!!! (with maaaybe just a little bit of benefits 🤐)#ugh as if we don’t already see each other enough at work everyday‚ but we keep running into each other outside of it too ??#i guess the city is only so big when everyone else is out of town and we have similar interests 🙄🙄#but it’s fine ! whatever ! we’ve only ever hung out like….one…or four times throughout the season…#so i GUESS we can sit together at the ballet that we definitely DIDN’T make plans to see together… totally just ran into each other yep ;p#/// on another note — this is actually my dream winter date ! unfortunately i do not live somewhere that snows‚ so i must live vicariously#through my delusions ! drove me crazy trying to piece it together‚ but i quite like how this mbd turned out ^^#moodboard
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giving him a swirly
#undescribed#bonk.png#ggg#great god grove#made my own bizzy sorry if anyone out there also has a mechanic bizzyboy#this is elliementary idk if i'll ever do anything with em but hes here for now#thought process behind his creation is that the van must be really old (4 a car) bc of it being inspekta's domain n possibly older if it was#used pre ascending (which is prolly was) + bystander effect n inaction as a choice#ellie has been the mechanic for the bizzyboys for 24 years n is the only one who knows how to keep the van up n running at this point#letter amount fluctuates frequently the longest it gets is ellieme n is usually just ellie#ellie is pretty chill (<- in a bad way) n extremely easy to entertain (prone to giggle fits)#re the bystander effect n inaction as a choice that comes into play with their dynamic with p#theyre nice n doting to her but like dont ever defend her from capochin despite absolutely being capable of doing so#n his word having weight bc the bizzyboy van needs to work n no one else knows how to fix it up#its very much a choice to not do anything other that console p bc ellie sucks in a really mundane way unfortunately#dats the context for the second image btw the folder for it is labeled ''older dyke whos niceys to me''
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Hey, I noticed your post on Ectonurite religious practices, and I thought the concepts were very interesting. I’m a big fan of the Anur System myself, to the point I’ve learned how to make languages for them, if that’s not too weird…
In reference to this post-
The 'having a favourite fictional setting' to 'make a conlang' pipeline is all to real Pilgrim, my linguistics teacher let me use mine for my end of term project instead of the assigned analysis (transcribing a conversation between yourself and a friend, which probably would've been useful to study); you wouldn't believe what planet I based it on (don't look at my icon that's cheating :P)
But nah yeah, the Anur System is to me one of my favourite parts of Ben 10 Omniverse since I love horror and horror themed things but hate being scared of them so- the Anur System and the movie monsters that influence their design always has a special place in my head!
Even in my mutants and magic au where I retcon even OS to include more mutants and more magic users and presence where I made the Mummy an actual mummified priest who's attempt at resurrect worked (to the detriment to waking up to the grubby mitts of the British museum) and making Viktor an actual frankenstein's monster who's functionally mutant both to parallel Gwen and Max better (Gwen for magic obviously, Max for being a not-so-ex-Plumber who dealt with more than just alien phenomena but humans doing weird things inspired by old books and other stuff), I can't not still have the entirety of the Anur System still exist! I can't remember who but someone made thep khufan siphonophores and well- riding the coattails of my fulmini posting I got excited over them :P same goes for transylians though I haven't thought much about their potentially interesting biology other than the thought of 'how weird can scar tissue adaptations in biology become' so :P :P :P
#ask#thepilgrimbetweenworlds#anur system#ben 10#even with the yenaldooshi still being a loboan i also started slightly retconning them to resemble more of a coyote#heck- just slightly altering the episode plot with something more fitting for 'how to deal with a yenaldooshi'#with some skipping over details because 1) i inherently don't know everything and 2) that avoidance of detail can be explained in-canon#because while something resembling a yenaldooshi does entitle at least some knowledge on how to deal with that due to the overall threat#anything beyond getting one of your back is kept secret by wes and kai because the rest isn't the tennyson's business#:P the secret third 'm' is myth but myth can be split into mutants or magic- maybe even both#so the lack of focus on myth specifically isn't because myth and legends don't exist#it's just that they have existed in due part because of mutants and magic#see; the mummy- it's really just magic keeping him around plus a little vengeance against ungrateful descendants#and is also the root cause of kesi existing 'alive' in the modern era (who unfortunately came to in the middle of an unwrapping party :P)#since the priest was wanting to practice a resurrection spell and may have replaced the protective wards to not take suspiciously long#speaking of having a language based on a fictional setting- have an anglisised (but not fully ipa approved) sentence i found#vorite thuuqithau e|atsu dheetwrax finicariqaai#aka 'we killed the man that laughed at god' where thuuqithau e|atsu dheetwrax means 'the man laughed at god'#me and my friend who was making this conlang with me were practising writing run-on clauses and well we didn't make a lot of words#technically we haven't done much of anything for a while so :P#especially since i've got a backlog of logograms without dictionary entries yet let alone meanings attached#what it HAS done is insert dental and alveolar clicks into my stimming rotation aka my original alien character krr'tch reflects that
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most normal blade fan
#y'all his sr is so good for mobbing when you run out of skip tickets 😩 aoe my beloved#i'm also still pissed over not getting his ranpo coded card 🧐 and now the new one too 😭😭😭😭#actually haven't gotten anything in this event yet which is odd ngl. my luck has always been p good in this game 🤨#or maybe they just actually lowered the odds lately idk. in which case that's unfortunate#nukani liveblogging
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On Monday you can expect:
2:30 PM: Handplates
And Tuesday:
2:30 PM: Handplates - Skelebros
Wednesday:
2:30 PM: Handplates
Thursday:
2:30 PM: Handplates
Friday:
2:30 PM: Handplates - Eye glows
Saturday:
2:30 PM: Handplates
Sunday:
2:30 PM: Undertale - Flowey
Thanks for tuning in! (Patreon)
#Weekly TV Guide#Aaaaaand right back to Handplates lol#And technically Tuesday's is a mix of redraws so they could be classic UT with some definitely-Handplates lads in there as well <3#I always think it's so funny when I've got the same overall theme but only some of them get specific captions lol#(It's because comics/more characters make it harder to simplify down lol)#Also this is the last queued week oh no oh no lol#I've been very behind on my editing I got too distracted ahh#One of my alongside projects is definitely shaping up tho >:3c#The other uhhh.....#As usual falling back on deadline impetus |P My least favourite but it is a tried and true unfortunately#And I mean the worst that happens is I take a bit of a break ♪ Considering how consistently this has been running for uhh?#Anyhow! I must away to work on this week lol
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comm for my homeboy toby of his runner 5 and sam from zombies run! i love gay people :)
#can love bloom even in the zombie apocalypse…#thank you again for commissioning me bestie love u /p#gob bless <3#digital art#doodles#self ship community#self shipping community#self insert community#zombies run#runner 5#sam yao#peachyart#callisto’s commissions#which are not open anymore unfortunately due to the horrors </3#maybe i’ll open them again at some point!
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#it's a very long flight plus waiting at the airport etc#p#i was hoping to play Tyranny but my macbook cant run it unfortunately
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broke: jnpr doesn't have assigned beds, because it's not plot relevant
woke: jnpr does have assigned beds, but they sit on each others' beds all the time because they're just comfy furniture
bespoke: jnpr doesn't have assigned beds because they just fall asleep whereever they feel like it and none of them care
#jnpr#team jnpr#i had a crisis the other day because i wanted to know the canon bed assignments. and unfortunately for me i got it wrong in poa!jnpr#however that fic is LOCKED due to the third installment bc if i start retconning i will never stop#i have a rule that im not allowed to retcon on the run from tomorrow; it's written at the top of the 6k doc#anyways though in krwbyverse it's left to right (while facing their window) rnpj#which hey! that makes sense! they're in order to themselves when they're laying in bed. surely that's canon- WRONG#as best i can tell its rnjp#ren sits on that bed in his towel; nora is reading on the bed next to him in the same scene; those two would never be separated while-#vulnerable and unconscious i mean gods have you met them; also nora bounces on that bed with her shoes on. girl. at least it's hers#what about j&p? jaune wakes up in v2 and grabs his scroll from the bookshelf on his right; there are no bedside tables#also there's direct moonlight on his face which comes from the window#which leaves pyrrha in the other corner#so yeah! fun times with kina meticulously determining what's canon so they can throw it out (affectionate)#krwbyverse#kina rambles
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Have officially begun the process of moving all my content onto the new blog bc my faith in support to actually fix the issue does not actually exist.
If it gets fixed I'll keep using this blog like I've been and just consider the other one a backup. Otherwise I won't be deleted this blog, but I won't be using it regularly (if I continue to), and not for posts meant to go into tags.
I'm not following people yet bc I'm still in the process of moving posts, which means mass reblogging, which means 200 posts straight per day until I'm caught up.
#DCB Comments#a couple of y'all followed me anywhere when I was doing a test run for smth tho LOL#you two are gonna get swamped until I catch up sjhkfgsj#and I mean y'all are free to follow the new blog. just. like. you're gonna get buried in the reblogs for now lol#I'll still post my DCB runs stuff for now since that was always just a personal tag#but big kid meta/discussion posts will be on the new blog bc apparently I'm also not showing up in people's notifications#when I reblog stuff/reply to it. no point in trying to have a conversation when my blog is like#80 percent shadowbanned. :') I can still send/receive messages but#that's basically the last functionality left that I seem to have for ppl who get shadowbanned#which apparently usually happens bc of logging into the blog on a VPN and it blacks you automatically for that#unfortunately my Opera browser has a built in VPN that is usually on#and while I don't usually use Opera sometimes I have to bc my comp physically cannot handle#going onto people's (user).tumblr.com versions of their blogs on Chrome#it will literally freeze the computer for at least a solid ten to twenty mins and then either the page will crash#or the entire browser will crash. started to happen kiiiind of recently? but yeah. sometimes I just#have to check actual blog pages on other browsers and I've had to use Opera for that before#so my VPN would've been on and... yeah. can p much guarantee that's what got my shadowbanned#apparently staff can take up to several weeks to even respond/resolve the issue so I ain't waiting#at least not to move my stuff bc I'd rather it just be done and over with if I end up using the blog#instead of having to do it all once I'm actually ready to use the blog#most of the stuff I'm reblogging rn is the oldest stuff from the sideblog lol#like back when I moved things from there to here. it's easier to do now since I'm just clicking my previous tags but#I'm still gonna hit a daily dead end unfortunately so may as well get started now
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Just finished watching Gurren Lagann.
I feel like that ending was a troll move they were lining up from the beginning and I am laughing at it.
#Gurren Lagann#anime#okay here is my theory: you're supposed to hate Nia on like a knee-jerk reflex because of how she's introduced#but then you're supposed to get over it because Simon likes her quite a lot#unfortunately I kind of mentally subsist on spite so all I have to say to that is that they sure did deliver#an ending that I didn't realize I wanted#sorry Simon :P#Also wow my reaction to Kamina was exactly the same as my reaction to Bro Strider back when I read Homestuck#which is funny in its predictability#a little bit annoyed. a little bit turned on.#might have a new crack ship#Kind of glad I had G Gundam Homestuck and OG Gundam as a basis for comparison going in#damn the lack of commas#Don't think I'd have liked Kamina as much if I hadn't seen someone make fun of him first#Simon seems to have taken some pages from Domon's playbook as well as Kamina's by the end lol#I can kind of see now where a LOT of things that came out after 2007 take inspo from Gurren Lagann#it is very much an anime whose aesthetic embodies a lot of things associated with anime#also it runs on as much anime logic as they could fit inside it. misused science vocab and all :P#poor poor abused science vocabulary#I think I want to rewatch Promare next. Then maybe check out Gunbuster.#I'm also interested in watching GaoGaiGar but I don't know if the pacing is going to be difficult for me at the moment.
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you might destroy me anyway.
in a gentle fist her words constrict around his heart. gentle, yes— 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖋𝖙 𝖒𝖆𝖞 𝖆𝖑𝖘𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑. his breath catches in the paper dry valley of his throat, parched for her starlight. ever since she had stitched herself upon the tatters of his soul, mordú had been unable to escape the inevitable pull of gravity. && how could he, when they have met in realms beyond mortal ken? they have danced on sword's edge— death on one side, awakening on the other. nowhere is closer to mandos' halls than sleep, and the dreamlands.
‘ you might destroy me anyway… ’ a whisper kissed to his ear, very skin rippling in a shudder. would he? COULD HE? he desires to snuff her, put out her light for the inescapable confusion sown in his heart— but most of all he desires to see her burn brighter && all for him. folly, though mordú has never been anything if not manic in his pursuits. gnarled fingers brush oh so carefully against her jaw, their clawed tips indenting perfect skin by a margin. his eyes follow their movement into her hair where starlight sits spun between woven tresses. gently, gently the blackened tips of his digits sink into the treasure he covets, enchanted by it all. ‘ destroy you? will mine desire be the sundering of fair celebrían, in the end? i find myself dreaming of our meeting ‘neath the shadowed boughs of death’s veil all too often… grant me this, my lady. a kiss, to purge the memory of it which torments me. ’
mordú's voice too is a whisper between them. lifting his other hand slowly, it splays against her swan's neck in a soft touch— the span of his large palm enough to allow a brush of his thumb against her chin. soft chimes pitter patter between them as he leans forth, the iron-wrought beads of his headdress tickling her forehead as well as he gingerly brushes his own to hers. but he lingers there, suspended. 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖘, 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖘 𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖇𝖗í𝖆𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖞𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖉. like this could be love.
#;; mirkwood scourge (v: second&third age: dol guldur)#oflorien#RUNS#perhaps not s p i c y spicy but... lots of it is up to imagination#unfortunately obsessed with them.
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My tiny army ... I have no clue where I'm putting them.
#the Pequod stands are staying where they are--they belong there#but the smaller stands ...?#who knows? /lh#I'm running out of room on my headboard‚ so maybe I'll spread them around my entertainment center ...#unfortunately I like too many characters in this damn series /lh#r: remind my heart to beat 💢#p: the undoer of wrongs and injustices 🎠#p: it is not down on any map; true places never are ⚓#p: your worst sin is you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing 🎰#p: to travel home and see the dawn of my return ❓️#f: my hopes‚ my dreams‚ my inner transformation 🐣#the library's holdings#scattered pages
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literally watching hannibal is crazy bc i had this guy set as a dad f/o from day 1 but now im like. hm is he really fit to father. and the answer is no but it's ok actually
#🥤 sodatalk.txt#he SUCKS as a father so it's making me question if i should drop him as an f/o but its like. its ok i can decide that he cares about abigai#and my s/i as an extension. the inherent nature of their relationship is Not So Healthy unfortunately but he does care about-#my self insert to a good extent. it is a tragedy first and foremost because i wanted it to be as close to canon as possible </3#if we're running with the interpretation that he did care about abigail as much as he cared about will- then it's plausible to say that he-#would care about a self insert !!! ie. mine :3#🔪 [dr. hannibal lecter]#idk LOL. tldr this guy SUCKS but he's my dad#just to clarify something- in my attempts to write a good storyline for hannibal and my self insert i do not want it to be so unhealthy to-#the point it hits pr*sh*p guidelines. i want it to be Scary and also YAYYY ^_^ TRAGEDY ^_^ WAHOO!!!!!#not. what Those Guys do
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omg Somehow actually managed get a 4p glad going for her with jade cutter Without overcapping crit 😭 waow....
(naturally not a single childe piece stolen in sight uwu + a very normal amount of atk rolls in there yes ik ik)
#i actually thought glad 4p was just over for clorinde ever since 1% akasha childe stole the 2 best pieces i had but. how the turn tables#the circlet is old but gold it used to be my fischl 2p 2p . a beloved companion thats been here w us for ages#the flower and feather carried this. both r new and like. Wow. insane fucking rolls Specifically when its clorinde with PJC lmao#all that tasty tasty atk% for her passive making up for jade cutter low base atk.... EM is a bit rough but like. cannot complain#she just gets so much crit rate at base and PJC on top of that is just. you barely have room for any CR rolls At All.#i do wanna farm the BoL set eventually but. this will do very well for the time being .#hmm or maybe just TF . bc i do have a set but its only w a crit rate circlet and uhhhhhhhhh. yeah its only an option if im running R5 final#and im p sure this build is just easily the better one for now .#man i do wish i had any of the like. cdmg stat stick swords instead of just PJC kwjjdjwkdjwdkjdw#yes i have chioris sig but i didnt c2 her to put that thing on anyone else lmaoo unfortunately. ig i might try it on clorinde eventually#very briefly. then it goes back to my best girl#genshin#gaming tag
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also maybe i should finish a playthrough of rainworld
#started playing it with my sibling#didnt finish#think i got to the ocean past unfortunate development but i havent run into an iterator so :P#blurry babbles#probably start with monk this time around since i didnt expect the game to hit me like a freight train asjkdldjs#im saying this like ill play it tomorrow but ill probably finish that doodle that i started today because Brainrot Moment#the guy of all time just sorta crashed into my brain and sometimes it stops working all together whenever someone mentions p*yo like im a-#fuckin sleeper agent or something asjdhsj#like what happened a couple hours ago and made me start drawing him again akjsdhjks#this ramble started with r*inworld and ended with p*yo completely unprompted i have a problem akjsdhjks
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leon kennedy x fem!reader
summary: you’ve decided to get intimate for the first time with your boyfriend, and who better to ask for advice than his best friend?
cw: nsfw (18+) - mdni!!, smut, kissing, oral sex, vaginal fingering, masturbation, p in v, possessive sex, praise kink, cheating/infidelity
wc: 4.4k
a/n: i don't support cheating at all, this idea just would not leave me so erm... i just had to write it
also on ao3!
You might be a little in over your head.
Sure, the entire thing had been your idea, but now that you’re standing outside of Leon’s apartment, duffle bag clutched in hand, you think you might’ve made the wrong decision.
But… you did really like your boyfriend.
It was why you were doing all of this after all. You wanted the first time with your new boyfriend to be perfect, especially after your last relationship had practically turned out to be a disaster. The sex hadn’t been enjoyable and the heated conversations between you and your ex even more so.
So, who better to ask for advice than your boyfriend’s best friend?
Eyes squeezing shut, you mutter a few words of self-encouragement. The doorbell looks oddly ominous when you open your eyes again.
You weren’t even sure why Leon had agreed to this entire thing. He’d always just been there, barely acknowledging your presence at all. All in all, you were convinced Leon hated you. It didn’t matter though, you didn’t particularly like the man either. Leon was just an unfortunate addition to things you had to endure.
An irritated huff of air leaves you and your hand jerks out, your own body having grown tired of your indecisiveness. The doorbell rings promptly and you shift on your feet, biting your lip nervously.
When the door creaks open, you have half the mind to run away. Leon’s gaze keeps you pinned in place however, his bored eyes dipping over you, brows raising slightly when he sees the duffle bag you were holding.
“You were serious about this, huh?” Leon asks, crossing his arms over his chest, peering down at you.
“Uh- well,” you begin, tongue feeling heavy, “I- I can just leave,” you laugh awkwardly, “you’re probably busy and I don’t want to bother you and-”
“Stop rambling,” he interrupts, a hint of irritation creeping into his voice, “just get inside.”
You’re grateful for his timely intervention, nodding rapidly and stepping inside. Taking off your shoes, you place them by the door neatly, not wanting to annoy Leon even more. He motions with his fingers and you follow him in, letting him guide you into his bedroom.
“What’s the bag for?”
“Oh, I packed a couple of outfits,” you shrug, watching as he sits down on his chair, “thought you might be able to tell me which one would work the best.”
Leon stares at you blankly, his lips pursing.
“You’re fucking weird.”
A sharp scoff leaves you, your eyes narrowing as you glare at the man in front of you. “You agreed to help me!”
“I didn’t think you were being serious,” Leon retorts.
You glare at him a little more and he lets out an exasperated sigh, motioning for you to sit down on the edge of his bed. You do as he says, although your movements are begrudging, feeling miffed.
“So?” He asks, leaning back and crossing his arms over his chest, “what do you want to know?”
“Se- sex stuff,” you reply casually, although your posture betrays you. It’s difficult to feel comfortable around Leon, his gaze uncomfortably intense and probing. You don’t think you’ve ever sat with your back this straight for so long before.
“Watching porn would’ve solved that problem for you,” Leon says drily.
“You’re a real asshole, Leon.”
He rolls his eyes at your jab, slouching a little further in his chair, thighs spreading as he gets comfortable. Leon’s fingers tap against the arm-rest, seemingly lost in thought. You couldn’t feel anymore awkward, agitatedly playing with your fingers in your lap.
“Can’t you just tell me what he likes?” you blurt out, growing desperate, “you guys talk about that stuff, don’t you?”
“I don’t understand what the big deal is,” Leon says, leaning forward, his forearms resting on his knees. “Just do what feels natural. Sex isn’t supposed to be something you spend weeks worrying about.”
It’s surprisingly solid advice…but Leon could’ve told you all of this over text. You cross your arms over your chest, pouting slightly.
“But what if he doesn’t like it?” you mumble, averting your gaze.
“Then he’ll tell you,” he says, hands clasping together. Leon gives you another once-over, tilting his head. “Go get changed, let’s see those outfits.”
You nod, tugging your bag into his bathroom and pull on your first outfit. It’s a pretty dress, flowy and a little short, but you’d figured it’d be a good pick.
“What do you think?”
Leon’s eyes flick up to meet yours, silently evaluating the dress. His brows furrow for a moment, something imperceptible passing through his eyes before he shakes his head. A sigh escapes you, but you disappear back into his bathroom obediently to pull on your next outfit.
Leon doesn’t like that one. He doesn’t like the one after either. Your patience is running thin by the time you’ve changed into your fourth outfit, a nice top and skirt. You tuck your hair behind your ears, staring at yourself in the mirror. You look cute, at least from your perspective. You don’t understand what he finds so unappealing about your sense of style. Leon’s eyes barely drift over you before he’s shaking his head again.
“Pass,” Leon drawls, looking bored out of his mind as he slouches in his chair. Irritation festers inside of you, teeth gritting together as Leon simply ignores you, scrolling through his phone.
“This is cute!” you protest, looking down at the outfit you put together, “I look cute!”
“If that makes you feel better, then keep telling yourself that,” he replies, not sparing you a second glance.
“You’re the worst!” you snap, stomping back into the bathroom.
Your temper gets the best of you when you scrutinize your irritated reflection, cheeks flushed with anger, the stress of being here with Leon bubbling past your own breaking point. You tug your top off, along with your bra, bathroom door slamming open as you move to stand in front of him, hands on your hips.
“How about now, asshole?”
Leon’s eyes widen when he sees your bare chest, surprise making his grip on his phone falter, the device falling towards the carpeted floor as he stares at your tits. His jaw seems to go slack, a sharp breath of air getting sucked in as he stares for a bit longer. You glare at him, chest rising and falling, watching as his gaze dips over the curve of your waist.
“They’re just tits,” he says nonchalantly.
Leon’s expressions betray his true emotions, however. You catch the bob of his throat as he swallows, the subtle clench of his jaw as he stares at your tits. Your eyes dip down between his thighs and a small smile spreads across your face when you spot the bulge forming in his shorts.
“Do you like ‘em?” you ask, tilting your head.
“What?” Leon sputters, his cheeks flushing lightly.
“Do you like ‘em?” you repeat, taking a step closer, “my tits, Leon.”
He swallows again, trying and failing to look away from your tits. “They’re fine,” he manages out after a moment, “normal, or whatever.”
That makes a frown pull at your lips. Your head tips down, taking in your own breasts. They weren’t anything special, but you thought they looked nice, at least. Embarrassment has your skin crawling, cheeks heating up when you realize how stupidly you’ve been acting.
You move to turn on your heel, but Leon stops you, his hand curling around your wrist. He tugs you forward, your feet stumbling slightly as he pulls you until you're standing between his spread legs.
“Maybe I should feel them,” Leon offers, peering up at you, his tongue darting out to wet his lips, “might- might help me judge a bit better.”
Surprise flits across your face, heat shooting through your body. You really shouldn’t let him do this, you shouldn’t even have your tits out in the first place but when Leon’s hand lands on your waist, all rational thought seems to leave you.
“Okay,” you whisper, “you can touch.”
Both of Leon’s hands are on your waist now, sliding upwards. You bite your lip to stifle a whine, back arching to push your chest into his touch when his thumbs brush the underside of your breasts.
Leon lets out a low hum, stroking his thumb over the same place again, staring intently at your hardened nipples. His fingers reach for them, pinching your nipples between his thumb and forefinger as he tugs lightly before letting go, watching as your breasts move at the sensation.
“Gonna let me taste ‘em too?,” he asks, pinching your nipples again before rubbing his thumbs over your areolas.
“T- taste?” you echo, feeling your breath catch in your throat when Leon leans forward, his touch growing greedier as he grasps at your tits, squeezing the fat roughly. Your legs shake slightly, little twitches running up through your body and Leon notices, pulling you closer, his hands on the backs of your thighs as he helps you climb up onto his lap.
You can feel how hard he is when your cunt presses up against his clothed cock, a low whine slipping out of you at the feeling. Leon grins, squeezing your breasts a few more times, seemingly taken with tugging your nipples and watching your breasts bounce back into place.
“Yeah,” he murmurs, “just let me put my mouth on you, hm?”
A single nod leaves you and Leon takes it as permission to kiss the space between your breasts. He’s surprisingly gentle with you, peppering soft kisses around your breast and over your nipples. Leon’s tongue lolls out before long, a groan emanating from him as he pulls you flush against him, his hips bucking up into your clothed cunt.
You gasp, fingers settling in his hair, pulling his head closer. Leon’s mouth opens wider, sucking your tit into his mouth, tongue flicking across your nipple harshly as he silently urges your hips to move against him. You do as he wants, grinding against his lap, mewling when he sinks his teeth into the fat of your tit. He switches his attention to your other tit, sucking it into his mouth, pressing his hand into your back to make your chest jut out so that he can get more of you into his mouth.
“Do oh- do you like my tits now, Leon?” you ask breathily.
“Yeah, yeah, fuck, yeah,” he mumbles out drunkenly, “love your tits, baby.”
A light flush covers your cheeks when Leon pulls away, both of your chests rising and falling. He stares up at you, perched on his lap prettily, his hands squeezing at your waist soothingly. Your hazy eyes dip down to his lips, fingers tightening into his shirt as you imagine his lips on yours.
That would make everything all the more real however, so you refrain, simply peering down at him. Leon can see the uncertainty that makes you squirm, the flash of guilt that seems to dim down the spark in your eyes. He doesn’t exactly like the situation either, what the two of you are doing, but when your lower lip juts out into a cute, little pout, Leon wonders what might’ve been if he’d gotten to you first.
“We should stop,” he says after a while, fingers tapping the sides of your thighs.
“Yeah,” you murmur, humiliation flitting across your face, “we should.”
Leon helps you get off his lap, smoothing his hand over the ruffles in your skirt. It’s a weirdly considerate action and too out of place for him. You disappear into the bathroom, pulling your top back on. Leon waits for you, his eyes dipping to the bulge in his shorts. It’s uncomfortable, his half-hard cock straining against the fabric of his boxers.
A heavy sigh leaves him, his hand reaching down to adjust himself before you come out.
“Thank you for letting me come over,” you mumble as he walks you over to his door.
“Don’t mention it,” Leon murmurs, his voice low.
Don’t mention it. You know deep down you won’t be mentioning anything to your boyfriend.
You go to open the door, but before you can, Leon’s stepping up behind you, his chest pressing into your back as he cages you in against the door. A soft whine spills out of you when he wraps his arms around your waist, his face pressing into the crook of your neck.
“You’re making things difficult,” he says, voice muffled with how closely he’s pressed his face into your neck.
“I- I’m leaving,” you retort weakly, managing to get your hand on the doorknob.
He hums, pressing one of his hands against the door, keeping it shut.
“Leon,” you sigh exasperatedly, “we can’t. You’re the one who said we should stop.”
“If I hadn’t said that, would you have stayed?”
The question hangs in the air. Your silence is answer enough. Leon’s mouth on your tits had been more than enough to convince you to stay, the memory of his clothed cock pressed up against your panties making you bite back another whine. His hand has begun to slide to your leg, smoothing up over your skin and under your skirt.
“Tell me,” Leon coaxes, his fingers grazing your panties, “would you have stayed?”
A strangled gasp is your response as he presses the pads of his fingers up against your panties. Leon lets out a low laugh, landing a soft kiss to your neck, his fingers rubbing at your cunt through the fabric of your panties.
Your head tips forward, forehead pressing against the door and mouth opening in a silent moan when Leon rubs faster. He trails kisses down your neck before nuzzling into the crook of it, pressing you against the door harder to grind his cock into your ass.
“C’mon, baby,” he urges again, “I wanna hear you say it.”
“I- I hate you,” you grit out but you rock your hips across his hand anyways, wanting more friction against your pussy.
Leon clicks his tongue, drawing his fingers away.
“Ngh- nooo,” you whine, trying to get his hand back to where you want him to touch you, “Leon!”
It’s too late though, Leon’s already unlatched himself, taking a few steps back to put some space between you two. He shoves his hands into the pockets of his shorts, pursing his lips as he stares down at you.
“You’re a piece of shit, Leon.”
“You know, that makes me less inclined to want to touch you.”
“Fine,” you say, throwing your hands up, “I’ll just do it myself.”
“W- what?” Leon blurts out, gaze fixated on the sway of your hips as you push past him. He watches as you settle down onto his couch, your head tipping back as your hand disappears under your skirt and slips past the band of your panties.
A soft sigh escapes you when you touch yourself, eyes fluttering shut. You’re wet thanks to Leon, body squirming as your fingers circle your swollen clit to find some relief.
“Fuck,” Leon hisses, watching as you masturbate on his couch without a care in the world. His cock throbs painfully and he’s dropping to knees before he can stop himself, hands grabbing at your legs.
“No,” you glare at him when he tries to pull your panties down, swatting his hand away.
“Please?” he pleads, eyes darkened with lust, “baby, please? I- I just wanna see.”
“‘m not your baby,” you grouse, trying to shove his face away as your fingers slide through your slick folds.
“You could’ve been,” Leon mutters.
He looks a little bitter and you raise your brows in question. “You hate me.”
“No I don’t,” he replies, nuzzling into your knee, lips pressing against your skin in a gentle kiss, “I want you.”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” you murmur, rolling your eyes when he manages to capture your wrist in his hand, stopping you from pushing him away. A soft gasp escapes you when he curls his arms over your thighs, spreading you open for him.
“Been wanting to fuck you ever since he brought you ‘round,” Leon whispers, peppering kisses to your inner thighs, “you’re so pretty.”
You mewl, hips bucking as he pulls your panties down your legs. Leon’s eyes darken as your fingers move, spreading apart the folds of your pussy so he can get a good look.
“Fuck,” he groans, “pussy’s so fucking wet, baby.”
Your fingers run through his soft hair, pulling his head closer. Leon goes more than willingly, his tongue lolling out to lick a stripe up your pussy. He lets out a guttural moan, arms tightening around your thighs, hands disappearing up your top to squeeze at your tits as he all but shoves his face into your cunt.
“You- oh- you should apologize, Leon,” you whisper, pushing his head away when he tries to suck your clit into his mouth. “You didn’t like any of my outfits and you were mean.”
“Are you serious?” he asks, trying to nuzzle back into your pussy.
You nod, and he groans, half-lidded eyes never straying from your leaking cunt.
“‘m sorry,” he breathes out, inching closer and managing to land a soft kiss to your aching clit, “‘m sorry, okay? I was an asshole and fuck-” Leon shudders, nudging past your hand to kiss your clit again as his eyes meet yours, “I didn’t him to want to see you like that, all pretty and dolled up.”
There’s a strange fluttering sensation in your chest, heart skipping a beat at his confession. You stare down at him, letting him kiss your clit one more time before you rub your fingers through your folds, pressing your slick fingers against his mouth. Leon moans, mouth opening, sucking your fingers into his mouth, swirling his tongue around them.
“Don’t stop,” you mumble when Leon licks your pussy again.
He hums, squeezing at your tits, fingers pinching and tugging at your nipples as he eats you out. Soft mewls spill from your mouth, hips rocking to meet his mouth, back arching to press more of yourself against him.
You jerk in his grasp, an involuntary twitch running through your body when he strokes the pad of his thumb over your clit gently, his tongue burying itself inside of you.
“Leon,” you whine, tugging at his hair while your head tips back, “‘m close.”
He doubles his efforts when you say that, pinching your nipples roughly as he slurps and sucks at the wetness of your pussy. The sounds are lewd, the soft smack of his lips around your slick folds and aching cunt making you flush.
“Taking my fingers so good,” he whispers, pushing two of his fingers inside of your cunt and cooking them so that they brush against your sensitive spot.
You fist his hair tighter, moans growing louder as he fucks his fingers in and out of you, his mouth latching onto your clit, tongue flicking and stroking across the swollen bud before sucking hard.
“Ah!” you squeak out, shoving his face further into your cunt, thighs trapping his face and squeezing tight as you cum, body shuddering and toes digging into his back, “Leon!”
Leon groans into your cunt, taking your orgasm eagerly, sucking and licking at your wetness, drinking it down. He huffs a breath when you try to push his head away, moving your hand away to lick over your pussy despite your twitching thighs and the painful grip you have on his hair.
He pulls away finally with a kiss to your clit, grinning up at you, his eyes hazy with lust. The lower half of his face is wet and Leon licks his lips before leaning towards you, his nose nudging against yours.
“Kiss me, sweetheart.”
You whine, arms wrapping around his neck to pull him closer. He stares up at you, lips parted and you lower your head, hesitation and guilt forgotten as you press your lips against his. Leon lets out a contented sigh, his arms wrapping around your waist, lips moving against yours eagerly.
He gets off of his knees and crawls on top of you instead, hips slotting between your thighs. Your legs wrap around his waist, kissing him languidly and gasping into his mouth when he grinds his clothed cock against your bare cunt.
“Want it?” he whispers, trailing kisses down your neck, “want my cock, baby?”
“We- we shouldn’t,” you whisper weakly, watching as he sits back to pull his shirt up over his head.
You gulp nervously when you see his bare upper half, cunt clenching at the sight of his muscled abdomen and thick biceps. Leon ignores you, his lips slotting over yours again, hand caressing your waist soothingly.
A sigh leaves you, hands smoothing over his shoulders to pull him closer. He stares down at you, panting softly, his face pressing into the crook of your neck.
“You’re right,” he murmurs.
Neither of you make any moves to detach from each other however, Leon’s hand stroking over your hair as he grunts and rocks his hips against your cunt again.
“Just- shit- just the tip,” Leon offers, groaning when he feels your hands on his chest, “just the tip, baby.”
You whimper into his mouth when he kisses you again, fingers creeping down to pull at his shorts impatiently.
“D- doesn’t count if it’s just the tip,” you agree breathlessly, hand wrapping around his fat cock.
“Yeah,” Leon says, his voice shaky, “yeah, doesn’t hah- doesn’t count if it's just the tip.”
Leon mutters out a curse when your thumb swipes over the sensitive head of his cock, kissing you roughly as he grasps his cock, pumping it a few times. You watch, flushed and eager as he presses his cock against your folds, rubbing it against you.
“Feels so fuckin’ good,” he snarls, moving his cock and slapping it the tip of it against your swollen clit, smearing pre-cum across your folds. “‘m gonna make you forget about him,” Leon slurs, “gonna make you mine, sweetheart.”
He presses the tip of his cock into you and you whine, clawing at his biceps, feeling the initial stretch of his cock. Leon grunts, his face pressing back into the crook of you neck, fucking you shallowly.
“Bet my entire cock would feel good,” he mumbles, kissing your neck, “wouldn’t that be nice, baby? My fat cock filling you up?”
“But- but we can’t,” you babble, gasping when he pushes his cock in a little more, “Leon- oh fuck-”
Your words die on your tongue when Leon drives his hips into you, cock filling you up completely. A strangled moan leaves you, head tipping back as you cry out, Leon groaning as he pounds his hips into you.
“Take it, sweetheart,” he grunts, hand smoothing over your hair as he kisses your cheek messily, “doing so good, made to take my cock, my sweet girl.”
The praise is making your eyes roll to the back of your head, legs tightening around his hips as your nails claw down his back.
“Kiss,” you whine, lips parting for Leon, “kiss me.”
Leon lets out a low growl, his lips crashing onto yours, cock dragging in and out of your clenching walls rapidly. The sounds of your skin clapping together fills his apartment, but you’re too cockdrunk, too utterly gone to have any care in the world. All you can think about is his weight on top of your body, his lips dragging across your skin, his cock pounding into you.
“Squeezing me so tight,” Leon moans, “gonna make me cum, baby.”
You nod rapidly, cunt clenching around him as the coil of pleasure in your stomach grows tighter and tighter.
“Leon!” you wail, tears pricking at the corners of your eyes, body twitching.
“Cum,” he grunts, squeezing your hips tightly, “c’mon baby, cum on my cock. Be a good girl and cream my fucking cock.”
His lips slot over yours and you whimper, kissing him back needily as you shake in his grasp, orgasm racking through you as you cum.
“Fuck-” Leon whispers, feeling the clench of your cunt around his cock, “baby, baby, baby.”
His hips stutter, his head falling between your breasts, soft pants filling the air as he cums. Leon’s hot cum floods your pussy, another whimper escaping you as you feel his cock twitch.
You both lay there, chests heaving.
“I hate you,” you whisper, running your fingers through his soft hair.
“Yeah,” Leon rasps, “I know.”
He kisses you anyways.
-
Your boyfriend’s been promoted.
It’s how you find yourself here, latched onto his arm as he talks with his colleagues with a tight smile on your face. Unfortunately for you, Leon happens to work at the same place which is why you spend most of your time trying to avoid him.
You’d tried to get out of attending the anniversary dinner, too ashamed and sick to your stomach, but your boyfriend had pleaded with you, which had only made you feel guiltier.
You can’t escape Leon’s gaze either. His eyes bore into you no matter where you go in the spacious venue and it gets to the point where you’re telling your boyfriend that you need to get some fresh air. There’s a fire escape and you take your chance, pushing past the heavy door to suck in a deep breath of the cool night air. The expanse of the city lies out before you, buildings lit up and roads bustling with traffic. You rub your aching temples, eyes squeezing shut.
Unfortunately, you don’t get to cool down for long, not when Leon’s joining you. He looks as handsome as ever, especially in a suit, his hair combed back neatly.
“Hey, sweetheart.”
“Go fuck yourself, Leon,” you hiss out, pointing your finger at him accusingly.
A lazy grins spreads across his face, his arm curling around your waist to pull you flush against him. Your hands land against his chest, breath hitching when he lowers his head, the tip of his nose brushing yours.
“Fuck me yourself, hm?”
You end up bent over the railing with Leon’s fat cock stuffed inside of you. He grips your hips roughly, groans as you cry out into the night, peppers kisses over your shoulder and shoves his fingers into your mouth while he whispers sweet nothings to you.
“You’re my girl.”
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