#perhaps not s p i c y spicy but... lots of it is up to imagination

[putrid-tongue]

you might destroy me anyway.

in  a  gentle  fist  her  words  constrict  around  his  heart.  gentle,  yes—  𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍  𝖙𝖍𝖊  𝖘𝖔𝖋𝖙  𝖒𝖆𝖞  𝖆𝖑𝖘𝖔  𝖇𝖊  𝖈𝖗𝖚𝖊𝖑.  his  breath  catches  in  the  paper  dry  valley  of  his  throat,  parched  for  her  starlight.  ever  since  she  had  stitched  herself  upon  the  tatters  of  his  soul,  mordú  had  been  unable  to  escape  the  inevitable  pull  of  gravity.  &&  how  could  he,  when  they  have  met  in  realms  beyond  mortal  ken?  they  have  danced  on  sword's  edge—  death  on  one  side,  awakening  on  the  other.  nowhere  is  closer  to  mandos'  halls  than  sleep,  and  the  dreamlands.

‘  you  might  destroy  me  anyway…  ’  a  whisper  kissed  to  his  ear,  very  skin  rippling  in  a  shudder.  would  he?  COULD  HE?  he  desires  to  snuff  her,  put  out  her  light  for  the  inescapable  confusion  sown  in  his  heart—  but  most  of  all  he  desires  to  see  her  burn  brighter  &&  all  for  him.  folly,  though  mordú  has  never  been  anything  if  not  manic  in  his  pursuits.  gnarled  fingers  brush  oh  so  carefully  against  her  jaw,  their  clawed  tips  indenting  perfect  skin  by  a  margin.  his  eyes  follow  their  movement  into  her  hair  where  starlight  sits  spun  between  woven  tresses.  gently,  gently  the  blackened  tips  of  his  digits  sink  into  the  treasure  he  covets,  enchanted  by  it  all.  ‘  destroy  you?  will  mine  desire  be  the  sundering  of  fair  celebrían,  in  the  end?  i  find  myself  dreaming  of  our  meeting  ‘neath  the  shadowed  boughs  of  death’s  veil  all  too  often…  grant  me  this,  my  lady.  a  kiss,  to  purge  the  memory  of  it  which  torments  me.  ’

mordú's  voice  too  is  a  whisper  between  them.  lifting  his  other  hand  slowly,  it  splays  against  her  swan's  neck  in  a  soft  touch—  the  span  of  his  large  palm  enough  to  allow  a  brush  of  his  thumb  against  her  chin.  soft  chimes  pitter  patter  between  them  as  he  leans  forth,  the  iron-wrought  beads  of  his  headdress  tickling  her  forehead  as  well  as  he  gingerly  brushes  his  own  to  hers.  but  he  lingers  there,  suspended.  𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉  𝖓𝖔𝖙  𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊  𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙  𝖍𝖊  𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖘,  𝖋𝖔𝖗  𝖍𝖊  𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖘  𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖇𝖗í𝖆𝖓  𝖙𝖔  𝖞𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖉.  like  this  could  be  love.

[lastdr3am3r445]

perhaps....some bokuto or iida hcs 👁️?

Oookay, I did choose Iida for this one, but I would love to do some HC's for the HQ boys in the future 👀 Anyhow, I thought of this idea for like... Rainbow Headcanons? I dunno, lmk what you think because I had so many ideas but none of them were cohesive enough to in a list together. Basically the key goes like this: 💖 - Romantic / Flirty

🧡 - Irritated/Fighting

💛 - Nervous/Excited

💚 - Happy

💙 - Sad

💜 - Spicy

🤍 - Wildcard Naturally, because we're doing some ✨s p i c y✨ stuff, we will be talking about an aged up Iida per usual. This is assuming an XReader scenario, so I hope that's okay!! All that said, here we gooo~ 💖 - Generally Iida gets pretty flustered if you express any interest towards him around others. Just a blushing, flailing, Karate-chopping mess.

However… he is not opposed to exacting his revenge discreetly. Pulling you around corners and into corridors, pressing you against the wall, and with a curled finger beneath your chin, his lips scarcely touching yours, he breathes…

“Behave yourself, dearest…”

🧡 - He is exactly how you think he might be in an argument. He is stern, and not opposed to raising his voice to get his point across, but he’ll never fully shout at you. You know when he’s reaching his limit when he pulls his glasses from his face and pinches the bridge of his nose, heaving a long suffering sigh.

💛 - Again, he is pretty transparent when it comes to his nerves. In a light hearted situation, he is definitely a knee bouncer, though he'll insist nothing is wrong.

In more serious situations, he will do nigh whatever it takes to get to you, and when he does, you will be pulled this way and that as he examines your body for every single misplaced hair or the tiniest of scratches, vowing vengeance on whosoever inflicted them upon you.

💚 - Iida is absolutely the type who, when elated, and especially if he hasn’t seen you in a long time, will close the distance between you as quickly as possible (even activating his quirk if necessary), and will swoop you up into his arms and twirl you about, sparing no small amount of kisses all over your face.

💙 - He will always try to hide his sadness, and he’ll almost always fail. If you press him even a little, he will yield, not wanting to deliberately lie to you. He’ll sigh and divulge whatever is on his mind, and then immediately apologize for being so weak. You’ll hug him, and he will bury his face in the crook of your neck, lulled to soothe by the smell of your signature fragrance.

💜 - Iida… is not a man of many kinks… however, he is indeed very good at his chosen deviances. He is particularly fond of and skilled in shibari. It needn’t be for bondage sake, either. He takes great pride in wrapping you in intricate rope harnesses, with delicate knot-work. He finds it meditative, and grants him that control he so craves.

When you are bound, you always knew it was about to get hot n heavy when he takes off his glasses, slowly, deliberately closing the ear pieces. Now he has to be as close as possible when he fucks you, so he can see every expression that crosses your cute face.

"Don't hide yourself from me, dearest... I much prefer it when you're honest..."

🤍 - I strongly feel like Iida’s guilty pleasure is watching the Fast and Furious movies. Particularly Tokyo Drift. He doesn’t share this with a lot of people, because he gets embarrassed when they act so surprised. He knows it isn’t accurate, and the premise is ridiculous, that’s why it’s a guilty pleasure after all. But it won’t stop him from enjoying it in secret.

[honeybomb4thebear]

if you’re still doing the NSFW alphabet can I get a-z for ryota mitarai? if you don’t wanna do all of them then you can just choose the ones you want to write! thanks! :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A RYOTA REQUEST!!! NONNIE I LOVES YOUUUUUUU <3 I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!

Warning: N//F*W!!!

RYOTA MITARAI N//F*W ALPHABET

A=Aftercare - What they do/act like after sex. ⦁ A tired yet happy baby. You'll be the one who have to do his aftercare, I mean that's no surprise since the boy can barely care for himself. Will cling onto you, as if to never ever let you go afterwards.

B=Bondage - Are they into BDSM, and how far they’ll go if they have a green light.

⦁ Oh he is. Not too much, but probably has a "daddy/mommy" kink (my gender neutral fellas out there, saying parent felt weird so pls tell me the gn thing for it. Parenty? IT SOUNDS FUNNY NOOOOO). It just feels nice to have someone take care of him and shower him with affection, he goes all gooey on you, clinging onto you and smiling whenever he sees you. He doesn't even notice how clingy he is getting, but he likes that stuff. I still can't imagine him saying "harder, daddy!" though...

C=Cum - pretty self explanatory. ⦁ Not a lot, tastes mildly sweet. He is also quick to cum. Which is good for a certain kink of his...

D=Dom - Are they dominant, submissive, a switch? ⦁ He is a BDSM dominatrix! Just kidding, he is such a sub it's adorable.

E=Edgeplay - Similar to ‘Kinks’ except it’s a lot riskier than usual kinks (knifeplay, breathplay, etc.). ⦁ No way lol!

F=Fantasy - A fantasy of theirs (ex: a teacher/student fantasy). ⦁ You sucking his dick while he is busy with the work. The said work isn't anything too important, though, but still he is pretty busy and stressed. So you decide to relieve his stress and sneak under his desk without your boyfriend who is absorbed in his work noticing. You then spread his legs and unzip his pants. He will notice you at that point and will look at you with the wide and beautiful eyes of his, needless to say a red face. So with a sinister smile, you pull his pants down and start to toy with his cock. Needless to say, he won't last long...

G=Got Caught - How they react when they get caught having sex. ⦁ He'd like... Hide behind his partner? Like, he would bury his face on their chest, or crouch down and hug them tight, while screaming at the other person to get out with a pathetic voice crack.

H=Hot Spots - A place that drives them crazy when stimulated (EX: neck). ⦁ Hmm... His mouth? French kisses will definetly do the trick for the animator boy, he'll be aching for more. He'll go especially crazy if you sit on his lap while dominating the kiss, more if you rub your private parts while doing so, be careful not to crush him though, he is so fragile...

I=Intimacy - How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex. ⦁ I feel like he'd be ashamed, but once he lets loose (which doesn't take much time since he is quick to cum) he won't be able to care and will be super lovey-dovey! He'll keep telling you how good you make him feel and how lucky he is to have you and will be smiling time to time.

J=Journey - Their ideal way of leading up to sex. ⦁ Right after finishing the anime that he made, you talk about of how much of a good job he did. You then usually decide to "reward" him. Praise him and his anime while making love to him, he will be over the moon.

K=Kinks - I’ll list a few of their kinks, be they the normalized ones or kinkier kinks. ⦁ Overstimulation! Receiving end, of course. Just the thought of you seeing him in that euphoric (yet painful) state, with his eyes rolled back and chest going up on down quickly excites him. ⦁ Maybe praise too? Perhaps dirty talk????

L=Location -  Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc. ⦁ Don't stress him out pls ⦁ Ok maybe stress him out a little bit, maybe caress his cock a bit as he watches a movie he isn't interested in in a cinema salon? Nothing too much, do the rest at home.

M=Masturbation - How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to. ⦁ Sometimes he gets too stressed because of his work yet he doesn't do anything. But when you call him to check on him, he gets a sudden erection and starts to rub his cock to your voice. He tries to keep it a secret but unfortunately for him (and fortunately for you) it's pretty clear. It does relieve his stress, though.

N=NO - A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do. ⦁ Hmm, aside from all the stuff dominants would do, he wouldn't act like a brat. He is quite obedient and nice, good for you!

O=On’s - Their top turn on’s that they have (things that’ll get them super horny super quickly). ⦁ Getting teased. Not anything too serious or rude, just to be called "a pervert" in a light-hearted way. You are probably the most perverted one out of you two and he knows that as well, but he won't try to fight back. Instead, a blush will appear on his cute face. A blush that you know the meaning of too well.

P=Position -  Their favourite position to have sex in. ⦁ Missionary and cowgirl. Nothing too spicy.

Q=Quickie - Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc. ⦁ Who prefers them over actual sex? Well, certainly not Ryota! It kind of stresses him out, since he lives his life between deadlines, so he'd rather take his time with you.

R=Rough - How rough they are, or get, when in bed. ⦁ Don't make me laugh... But, you don't have to hold back, y'know ;) He likes it rough time to time.

S=Stamina - How long they can go before they tap out. ⦁ If it was rough, he's out after first time! If it wasn't, maybe 3 times max? Things may change if you feed him well and make sure he sleeps though...

T=Toys - Do use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc. ⦁ He doesn't. He sometimes sees them in hentais and wants to buy them and use on you but he is actually too shy to do it.

U=Unfair - How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc. ⦁ Aaah, he doesn't. If you tease him, don't overdo it please he'll literally cry out of sexual frustration.

V=Volume - How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc. ⦁ C'mon, we both know that he is a total screamer. His moans are quite erotic and the face he makes is absolutely wonderful, and the stuff he'd say is even better. As I mentioned before, he'd definetly declare his love over and over for you and talk about how "if it's with you, he could do it forever" but you both know that the last part isn't true.

W=Wild Card - a random letter for the character of your choice. ⦁ As I mentioned it before, he watches hentai- because he is probably too embarrassed to watch actual porn. And also to study. Hentai is still pretty embarrassing (actually even more embarrassing)  but he tries to learn how actual sex is. Please tell him that hentai is NOT the right place for it.

X=X-Ray - How they look with their clothes off. ⦁ Skinny legend. Seriously, very skinny. If he were any skinnier, his ribcages would show. His dick is skinny yet beautiful too.

Y=Yearning - How often they need to have sex. ⦁ He is usually too busy to yearn. But it's easy usually to get him worked up if he's not busy.

Z=ZZZ - How quickly they fall asleep after having sex. ⦁ Watch him sleep like a baby right after you finish his aftercare. He will definetly hug you in his sleep after you're done with your aftercare too, and murmur something about how "he missed you".

[girlofmanyfandoms]

Forbidden Spicy Gatorade Chronicles Chapter One

A/n: Ok, so the cult is getting stronger by the minute so if you haven’t been introduced yet, don’t be offended! I’ll try to go through everyone and introduce you in the next chapter. Erica (@the-never-ending-void) has asked not to be included in this fic.

Key:

Tater - @a-lonely-tatertot 

Lynn - @lesbilynnette

Gray - @silver-snow

Lilah - @tribblemakingalicorn

Cadence - me

Ivy - @imaramennoodle

Molly - @molly-sencen

Farris - @everyonehasthoughts

Speens - @an-absolute-travesty

Holes - @holesinmyfalseconfidence

Connor - @linhammon-roll-bromance101

Panda - @worldwidepandamonium

Meg - @ultralazycreatorfan

Word count: 2,382

Warnings: If you’re reading this, you already know what’s about to pop off

Lilah poked Cadence’s shoulder who promptly rolled over. Lilah poked her several more times, a bit more aggressively. Grumbling Cadence sat up quickly and smacked her head on the top of the bunk bed. She sighed, rubbing her forehead. Her eyes slowly adjusted to her surroundings, taking in the strangely black, purple, and gold aesthetic room.

“Why��d you wake me up?”

“You got a notification,” Lilah said, eyes wide open, handing her the phone, slowly walking out of their shared room.

Cadence furrowed her brows, unlocking the phone before calling out to her roommate. “Wait, how long have you been up?”

“OREOS!” she called back. “Where are the keys?”

“On the kitchen counter,” Cadence replied, checking her emails. 1 unread message from Gray, the AI developer who she made small talk with during lunch breaks.

Dear Cadence,

Good evening! There’s a new play coming out on Mainstreet, called The Facade, and I was approached by the team to create a promotional piece. I was hoping you could help, and we would split the rewards 50/50. The play is about a murder crime, which is plotted out in a series of intricate riddles. The plot twist: the lead detective was the murderer, and had been delaying her trial while she was pretending to gather evidence, and stealing from a suspect to gain enough money to flee. And her second in command was funding the plots without knowing that her boss was the mastermind behind it all.

Ok, now that my boss has read above the cut we can talk freely. The offer is real, and I WOULD like to split it 50/50, I just can’t stand talking all formal, y’know? Anyway, since you said you do animations and stuff as a side gig, I thought maybe you could make the animations, and I’ll edit and do the social networking? Idk, I’m just spitballing here, let me know what you think.

Also, Lilah directed me towards this email, she’s really good at tracking people down.

Sorry if I made any spelling mistakes, I haven’t slept in weeks,

Gray

“Huh,” Cadence huffed, glancing at the clock. 3 AM. She had time. So, grabbing her IPad, she opened Procreate and got to work. The Facade. Sounds interesting enough. But what to draw? A lock perhaps? A silhouette of the main character? Before she could decide, her phone buzzed again, a voice recording this time, from Lilah.

“Hey, so I just ran into two of the actresses from The Facade and they said they want to talk to you about it so you can create a better promotional vid, meet me at the local library, k bye.”

Cadence wished on a shooting star that at least an hour had passed by so the buses would be running. But how wrong she was. It was 3 AM. It was raining. And the library was at least a mile away.

“This should be fun,” she mumbled, grabbing her set of keys, her IPad, and a raincoat before jogging the mile it took to get to the library.

_______

By the time Cadence arrived her hair was drenched and she was so out of breath and tired she thought she was going to pass out. She looked for any sign of her roommate, but she was nowhere to be found. Instead, she saw three people sitting at a table chatting freely and crying laughing. The librarian wasn’t fazed in the slightest. On the contrary, they seemed to be enjoying it, leaning over the library’s registry system, talking with them. Quickly Googling “The Facade,” Cadence confirmed that the two ladies were the actresses from the play. The other one offered occasional comments, mostly just watching the occurrences that went on. Social anxiety kicked in and told her to run in the other direction, but she really needed the money. She forced herself to approach them.

“Hey, I’m Cadence,” I introduce myself nervously. “Lilah said you wanted to speak to me about promoting your play?”

“Cadence! Lilah mentioned your animations, and we thought it’d be a new, eye-catching way to get our work out there,” the first one chirped. “I’m Molly, by the way. I play the detective’s second in command.”

“And I’m Ivy,” the other one greeted. “I play the lead.”

Cadence expected the third person to introduce themself next, but the librarian took the initiative. “Hello, fellow human, you may address me as SPEENS, I accept liver sacrifices.”

“They do that all the time,” the third person assured her. “Tater, by the way. I’m not in the play, I’m just working on a novel with Molly. We met up here to talk to good ‘ol Speens when these bit-”

“Language,” Molly warned.

“When these lovely individuals,” Tater corrected, “decided to make this a research sesh for the book. As if we needed more work. I’m free to fly wherever the wind takes me.”

“Amen to that, sibling,” Speens responded solemnly, pulling five wine glasses and vodka out from under the desk like a bartender. Cadence looked confused, but not against it. “Say, where’s the rest of the crew? Lynn, Gray, Farris, and the lot of them?”

“Farris doesn’t work on the set,” Ivy reminded her. “They’re an archaeologist. Holes makes the sets for us.”

Speens wrinkled their nose, seemingly in disgust. “And the others?”

“Well, if you can take a break, we can meet up with them at the theatre. Even Farris, since I heard their last trip was a bust,” Molly offered.

Without a second thought, Speens put up a sign that read “The Librarian is Out.”

“Do they-”

“All the time,” Ivy nodded. “It’s kinda their thing.”

“But, yeah, Farris and Connor tend to hang around the set,” Molly explained. “They don’t bother anyone, no one bothers them. They’re a bit older, kinda like the authority figures of the group.”

“If authority figures would let you make a dumba-”

“Tater,” Ivy nudged.

Tater changed their wording. “-unwise move in order to see what would happen.”

“They’re responsible for us without being responsible for us, if that makes sense,” Ivy commented. “Let’s get going though, before someone blows something up.” She shot a sideways glance at Speens, who put a hand up in surrender.

________

Ivy swung open the doors to the theatre and immediately had to duck for cover. “What the HELL, Connor?”

They were holding onto some theatre seats, zooming back and forth the row on rollerblades, occasionally losing balance and having to sit down. After a particularly messy turn-around, they decided to crawl over to the red carpeted steps and laid there for a moment. Farris was perched in a seat a row down, calming watching as Connor seemed to be having an existential crisis. Upon seeing Tater and Cadence, Farris got up, carefully stepping around Connor. “New kids?”

“Farris, this is Tater, and that’s Cadence,” Ivy helped. “They’re helping us promote the play.”

“Congratulations, you’re adopted,” they vowed, though Tater looked confused. “What? I don’t make the rules. Oh, wait, I’m supposed to be the responsible one…. Ok, so I make the rules, but they can be bent if the alternative’s interesting enough. Right, Connor?”

“Uh huh,” he called from the floor tiredly. If he hadn’t spoken, he would have been deemed dead.

“Lynn and the rest of the gang are in the back,” Farris informed them, pulling a skateboard from under their seat and helping Connor stand. Connor’s rollerblades flailed a bit as he struggled to get up, but his arm was slung around Farris’s shoulder, supporting him.

“DO A KICKFLIP,” Connor prompted, his words slurred.

“Are you kidding, I haven’t skateboarded since I was six, I need an actual skate park to practice that,” Farris recounted. “And how drunk are you?”

“Yes,” he responded, giggling in a hiccupy way. “Does anyone have more vodka?”

“I got you fam,” Speens said, pulling out a suitcase of alcohol from thin air.

“Anyways,” Ivy interjected, trying to get the conversation back on track. “I’ll go get the others, wait here.”

Ivy returned with Gray, Lynn, Holes, Panda, and Meg, and introduced them accordingly. “Gray works on the special effects, Lynn designed everyone’s costumes, Holes makes the set, Panda is a theatre critic, and Meg is our concept artist.”

“So, other than animation, is there anything else you bring to the table?” Molly asked.

“Well, I do glass art,” Cadence supplied. “It’s probably not relevant, but when it’s still really hot and glowy, which is when you can shape it, it looks like it would make a good snack. Hell, it almost looks like Gatorade. I can show a picture if you’d like.”

Cadence took her phone out and everyone crowded around to see.

“More like Powerade, Gatorade doesn’t come in that kind of blue,” Speens added.

“F O R B I D D E N S P I C Y G A T O R A D E,” Connor yelled, startling Farris.

“NO,” Holes countered, clearly distressed. “Do NOT drink molten glass. You’d die!”

“You call it death, I call it adventure,” Molly smirked. “I’m here for it. C’mon Holes, live a little.”

“Sis, how have you made it to adulthood thinking like that?” Lynn questioned, looking a bit scared.

“And I know how to live, I’m living right now!” Holes countered.

“Sure you are, nerd.” Molly rolled her eyes. “And how many near death experiences have you had, huh?”

“Near death- okay, first of all, I am not a nerd-”

“You kinda are,” Tater mumbled. Holes gasped, putting a hand over her heart as if they were betrayed. “What? You are. You make a living off of reading books.”

“Used to, friend,” Holes clarified. “I’m a freelance artist now. I picked up this gig because of these fools. And good thing too, because now you’re about to poison yourselves! Second of all, um, none?! How many have you had?”

Molly clicked her tongue in disappointment. “Five. Blended corn, acorns, eating soap, eating paper, and an intense game of dodgeball. I haven’t even peaked with these experiences yet.”

“Immortal until proven mortal,” Connor finished for her.

Meg stood next to Molly and held her shoulders. “This girl, she’s going places.”

“Meg, not you, too, I swear to god-”

“sLuRp,” Ivy joined in, grinning from ear to ear.

Holes was getting hysterical. “What the actual hell is going on? Lynn, help me out here.”

“The Gatorade is Forbidden for a reason, kids,” Lynn tried to reason.

Gray stood up with a mischievous glint in their eyes. “Where can we get it?”

“From the crunchy forbidden chocolate powder, of course,” Connor chimed in. Panda gave him a high-five while Holes became paler and paler from the cult forming in front of their eyes.

“This one speaks the truth,” Panda shrugged.

“Ok, what even is crunchy forbidden chocolate powder?”

“Sand, duh,” Connor said matter of factly. “Add some vodka, a martini, and some olives, and you got one heck of a slushie.”

“So that means there must be Forbidden Chewy Lettuce and Flavoured Forbidden Chewy Lettuce,” Tater went on. “Grass and flower petals. Cursed, but not wrong.”

“Ooh, and crackle air can be limestones and sodium carbonate, pies are dirt, bread is wood, and hard candy is metal,” Panda proclaimed.

“Fidget spinners are Forbidden Bagels, too,” Connor helped. “I should know, I tried the other day and cut my lip.”

Farris ignored the last part of Connor’s rant. “The variety pack, I like the sound of that.”

“Farris you’re supposed to look after us and you’re condoning this?!” Holes shouted.

Farris mounted his skateboard. “I’m not condoning anything. I’m enabling and hyping them up without joining in. That’s some big brain stuff.”

“This is why they control the brain cell,” Ivy nodded. “WAIT, ARE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS BURNING?!”

“Ives, you literally set a timer on the microwave backstage, you’re fine,” Tater reassured Ivy, holding her from running to check on her meal.

“Oh, like you know anything about microwaves,” Ivy argued. “You microwave ice cream.”

“It takes too long to soften, and I’m impatient,” Tater defended, turning to address Holes. “And it is eaten with a spoon.”

“Do not start this debate again- you know what, Panda, get ice cream from the mini-fridge, we’re settling this here and now,” Holes demanded.

“I think the real question is why is ice cream so hard,” Speens mentioned as Panda brought a tub of Haagen Daz ice cream. Holes used a fork to attempt to chisel out part of the snack. It wasn’t very successful.

“I think that’s just how Haagen Daz works,” Cadence observed.

Holes saw this as an opportunity to gain some momentum in the argument. “Not just this brand! All ice cream works like that!!!”

“No,” Panda objected. “Not Breyer’s. That stuff is always just right when you need it. Hashtag not sponsored.”

“Did you just break the fourth wall?” Lynn asked. “You know what, I don’t wanna know, just for the love of all that is good in this world please don’t drink the Forbidden Spicy Gatorade.”

“Too late,” Cadence said. “It’s easily accessible. Also, I’m calling E so we can recruit her.”

“Holes, I know you’re hiding it from us,” Molly speculated.

“What are you talking-”

“You’re keeping the Forbidden Spicy Gatorade all to yourself because you know of its power and you want it all to yourself.”

“I don’t HAVE the Gatorade, and I’m explicitly telling you it’s going to kill you if you drink it!”

As the bickering went on, Lynn slipped off to the vacant staff lounge to pull out her phone. There had to be a supplier somewhere who would give them this. She searched for a few minutes, and, after a few dead ends, she finally found an investor. “Cha-ching. Forbidden Incorporated is in business,” Lynn smiled to herself.

“Forbidden Incorporated, eh?” Farris asked from the doorway. Lynn froze and cursed herself for forgetting to lock the door. Now Farris knew of her plans. “Tell you what, I’ll keep your secret under one condition: We split the money 50/50, and get equal control over the decisions. So, deal?”

Lynn hesitated. She wasn’t sure she could trust Farris, but seeing as this was the only way to stop Holes from knowing just yet, she had no other choice. “Deal.”

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A/n: So that was fun and took entirely too long to write. I hope you enjoyed it and if you’re in the cult and I didn’t include you, reblog this and I’ll make a list. The next chapter might focus on a smaller group bc there are like thirteen characters here and I’m tired. Peace out!

[dxseased-blog]

i was tagged by @karlacton and @v1als roughly three millennia ago.

RULES: copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, when you are done tag up to ten people and also tag the person who tagged you. (i am not doing this because i am very late to this party.)

A- AGE: old enough to remember when you could map the internet out by hand. B- BIGGEST FEAR: i don’t have the capacity for “normal” fear so i suppose i’ll go with the thing i currently dread the most which is genuinely accidentally touching something soggy & cold. i cannot stand it. if you tied me to a chair and held a cold used teabag in front of me i would probably talk. C- CURRENT TIME: 21:24 gmt. D- DRINK YOU LAST HAD: i believe it was pepsi. E- EVERY DAY STARTS WITH: reading. i reach for a book even before i am fully awake. F- FAVOURITE SONG: like everyone it changes frequently but currently i’m a fan of maman by louane. G- GHOSTS ARE THEY REAL: ghosts are 100% real and i do not fuck with them. i don’t understand people who do. perhaps it comes from growing up in latin america where we all have brain cells but i would not fuck with a ghost. house is haunted? i’m leaving. bye. enjoy your possession. see ya. I- IN LOVE WITH: technology. also gossip, but that’s slightly on the unprofessional side. K- KILLED SOMEONE: i actually have, but it was in the line of work. so not all that interesting, probably. L- LAST TIME YOU CRIED: i genuinely cannot remember the last time i cried. i don’t tend to do it very often. M- MIDDLE NAME: i do not have a middle name. N- NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: i was a spoiled only child. O- ONE WISH: who has time for this? if your wish is possible, go out and make it happen. if it isn’t, stop wasting your time. P- PERSON YOU LAST CALLED/TEXTED: it was likely something for my current job. Q- QUESTIONS YOU ARE ALWAYS ASKED: "are you serious?”, “is that true?”, and “are you mad?”. R- REASONS TO SMILE: i have enough spare time to actually sign on here for more than five seconds. who knows how long that will last. S- SONG LAST SANG: it was likely something on the radio. i believe it was kiss me by sixpence none the richer. T- TIME YOU WOKE UP: i usually wake up at around 3 or 4am. i’m one of those weird people who doesn’t need a lot of sleep. U- UNDERWEAR COLOUR: black. V- VACATION DESTINATION: is it a vacation if it is your home country? i suppose. i’d like to go back to brazil. it’s been many years. W- WORST HABIT: i am obsessive and once an idea gets into my head i will not let it drop. unfortunately for me i am also very bitter and do not take being slighted well, so a lot of the time my obsessions turn to less savoury things like revenge. i do eventually get to a place where it is no longer inconvenient, but i can get totally consumed by it, often at the expense of those around me. X- X-RAYS YOU’VE HAD: i have genuinely probably had most major bones xrayed at some point. i have had a great deal of injuries. most often would probably be my mouth, head, and chest. Y- YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD: i... would not even know where to begin. i really do love food. i think the easiest thing to say would be it will probably be close to the top of the list if it’s spicy. Z- ZODIAC SIGN: pisces.

[starshipmario-archive-blog]

Tagged by: stolen from @koopakrazy85!

Rules - copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in your own. when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person that tagged you….most importantly, have fun!


a / age - CLASSIFIED 
b / biggest fear - Although I have quite a few, I think my biggest fear is not being enough in the eyes of others. Having gone my whole life being stepped on, pushed, shoved and told that I’ll never equate to anything in life, I’ve come to hunger for attention and reassurance, and I’d really just like to be enough. There are many people I care for and love, and I’d like to be enough for them. As it comes down to it, I’m not as worried about myself as I am about others. I’d really just like to love and protect somebody, and not have them take me for granted and toss me aside when I’ve become less desirable, for once.

It’s happened many more times than I can count, and I’m getting better, I’m giving it my all, but I’m worried my all isn’t my best. I don’t want to lose the love of the people I love, I just want to be good enough for them. I just want to equate to something. I want to be there for them, I want to care for them, love them, help them if need be, I don’t want to lose them. It’s a little hard to explain, but I want to mean something to somebody, not just be another doll to be thrown away when I’ve become dull and unamusing.

Come to think about it, my tendency to forgive and forget, and my boundless love for those around me is both my upbringing and downfall, because I don’t ever say ‘no’, I don’t protest, I just let people walk all over me. I’ve been working on this, but I’m afraid I’ll become unlovable when I look out for myself. 
c / current time - As I’m typing this, 2:28 AM. 
d / drink you had last - Ice water. 
e / everyday starts with - Freshening up, eating breakfast, hopping online, saying good morning to my bro, checking social media, and then getting to work on hobbies and Tumblr. 
f / favourite song - I have a few, and for those who know me, I’m a big Vocaloid nut. As of currently, my favorite songs are “GravityRain”, “Hoshi Meguri no Waltz”, “Anti-Gravities”, “Seeing a Sixteen Day Old Moon”, and pretty much the entire Super Mario Galaxy/Super Mario Galaxy 2 soundtrack. g / ghosts are real? - I’ve never lived in a house that isn’t haunted, so ghosts have been a big part of my life ever since I was a child. 
h / hometown - CLASSIFIED 
i / in love with - Platonically loving my bro, I don’t want anything to do with romance, not anymore. 
j / jealous of - Nobody that I can think of, at the moment. 
k / killed someone - Heavens, no. 
l / last time you cried - A few days ago, a breakdown I had coming that’d built up over several months. I’m not a conventionally sad person, so I don’t cry often, and when I feel the need to, I bottle it up and put on a smile for the sake of others. Bottling up your emotions isn’t healthy, I know, but I guess I don’t really care. Expressing sadness and anything that isn’t pleasant to experience has driven people away from me. I’m not necessarily associating with the right people, but I’m slowly cutting out the fake friends and abusive people from my life. 
m / middle name - I don’t have one. 
n / number of siblings - Three, and my bro, @somnomforest. Perhaps we aren’t related by blood, but the bond between the two of us is something so much more amazing and meaningful than anything I’ve ever had with any member of my biological family. My family isn’t the best, but you learn to live with it. 
o / one wish - I’d just like to be with my bro. 
p / person you last called/texted - My bro. 
q / questions you’re always asked - Will I ever be enough? Will I ever stop being so undesirable? Will I ever actually achieve my goals? Will I ever live to see my bro in person? I have many. r / reasons to smile - My friends, loved ones, my bro, video games, plant life, writing, animals, the potential to put my emotions into song some day, drawing, composing music, all of my hobbies, video game hacking and anything technical associated with video games, becoming a concept artist, working for a game company in the future... there are many things I can safely say I live for, and there are a few things that make me smile. All-in-all, the hope to some day see these things through keeps me going. 
s / song last sang - "GravityRain” by Tiara ft. Hatsune Miku. 
t / time you woke up - I don’t remember. 
u / underwear color - Red and black. 
v / vacation destination - Unknown. 
w / worst habit - I have a lot of bad habits, but I’m getting better. I could list them all, but if I listed them all, we’d be here for a while. 
x / xrays you have had - Dental mapping, and an x-ray for the time I was shoved into the sharp side of a table by somebody, which ended up breaking one of my ribs. 
y / your favourite food - Spicy chinese chicken. 
z / zodiac sign - Capricorn.

I don’t feel like tagging anybody, but if you’d like to pop this off me, go ahead!

[dentalinfotoday]

If you need dental surgery, you may have a lot of questions and concerns. How much will it cost? How much will it hurt? Who is going to drive me home? And perhaps most importantly, what can I eat? Recovery can seem a lot more stressful if you don’t stock up on acceptable soft foods in advance. Park Slope Dental Arts in Brooklyn shares a comprehensive list of foods in this article to help ease your mind—at least about one aspect of your procedure!

Types of Dental Treatments

Each type of dental treatment is different, so it’s important to follow post-operative instructions from us regarding appropriate foods to eat. Certain surgeries require a strict liquid diet for a certain amount of time before transitioning to soft foods. Types of dental procedures that require soft foods while recovering may include:

Dental implants

Extractions

Periodontal (involving the gums)

Restorative work (crowns, bridges)

Awesome Post-Op Soft Foods from A to Z

Here we go! And don’t be afraid to get friendly with your blender to make a delicious smoothie or two!

A: Applesauce, avocado, apples (baked)

B: Baby food, beans (black or baked, mashed if necessary), bananas, broccoli (steamed to softness), broth, butternut squash (cooked soft)

C: Carnation Instant Breakfast Essentials® (some available in sugar-free!), carrots (steamed soft), soft cheese, casseroles, clam chowder, cottage cheese, canned fruits and veggies, crab cakes, cranberry sauce, chicken salad, curry

D: Deviled eggs, deviled ham, dumplings (steamed)

E: Ensure®, eggs (poached, fried, or scrambled), egg salad, egg drop soup

F: Fettuccine, fish, frozen yogurt, fruit juice, fruit smoothies, soft fruits (not citrus)

G: Gravy, ground meats (turkey, beef, chicken), guacamole, gelato, gazpacho

H: Hummus

I: Ice cream

J: Jell-O®, juiced vegetables, and fruits

K: Kefir, key lime pie

L: Lentils or lentil soup (puréed), lunch meats

M: Macaroni and cheese, Malt-O-Meal®, mangoes, mashed potatoes, matzoh ball soup, meatloaf, meatballs, miso soup, mousse, muffins (no nuts), melons (very ripe), milkshakes (but don’t use a straw!)

N: Noodles (ramen, egg), nut butters (great when added to shakes and smoothies), nutmeg (for flavor)

O: Oatmeal (soft)

P: Pancakes, pasta (cooked very soft), pies, polenta, pot roast with vegetables (cooked to falling apart), protein powder, protein drinks and shakes like Premier Protein®, pudding

Q: Quiche (no crust)

R: Refried beans, ricotta cheese, risotto, rice

S: Sherbet, smoothies, soft bread (soak in soup), soufflé, soup, spaghetti, spinach, spinach dip, steamed vegetables, stew, sweet potatoes

T: Tapioca pudding, tofu, tuna salad

U: Unsweetened herbal tea (hold the lemon—too acidic!)

V: Vichyssoise (chilled potato leek soup)

W: Waffles

X: Xavier soup (Italian dumpling soup)

Y: Yellow squash, yogurt

Z: Zucchini (baked, mashed)

Foods to Avoid

We hope we’ve sparked a little kitchen creativity with the soft foods listed above, but equally important, you should know which types of foods to avoid to ensure your quickest and most comfortable recovery.

Anything acidic (tomatoes, tomato sauce, oranges, lemons, or any other acidic fruit or juice)

Seeds, cracked pepper, or popcorn (can become lodged, causing discomfort or infection)

Spicy foods (may lead to discomfort)

Crunchy or especially chewy foods (can interfere with postoperative blood clotting)

Over-the-counter mouth rinses should also be avoided during your recovery. Even though they are not technically a food, they are commonly used and interfere significantly with healing. Dentists will usually prescribe a safe mouth rinse for use following dental surgery.

If you have any questions about dental surgery, your Brooklyn dentists would love to answer them. Get in touch with us at Park Slope Dental Arts today!

The content of this blog is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of qualified health providers with questions you may have regarding medical conditions.

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from Park Slope Dental Arts https://www.parkslopedentalarts.com/blog/applesauce-to-zucchini-what-should-i-eat-after-dental-surgery/ Park Slope Dental Arts 506 3rd St. Brooklyn, NY 11215 (718) 962-0300

[dentalinfotoday]

If you need dental surgery, you may have a lot of questions and concerns. How much will it cost? How much will it hurt? Who is going to drive me home? And perhaps most importantly, what can I eat? Recovery can seem a lot more stressful if you don’t stock up on acceptable soft foods in advance. Dubuque Periodontics and Dr. James Fili share a comprehensive list of foods in this article to help ease your mind—at least about one aspect of your procedure!

Types of Dental Treatments

Each type of dental treatment is different, so it’s important to follow our post-operative instructions regarding appropriate foods to eat. Certain surgeries require a strict liquid diet for a certain amount of time before transitioning to soft foods. Types of dental procedures that require soft foods while recovering may include:

Dental implants

Extractions

Periodontal (involving the gums)

Restorative work (crowns, bridges)

Awesome Post-Op Soft Foods from A to Z

Here we go! And don’t be afraid to get friendly with your blender to make a delicious smoothie or two!

A: Applesauce, avocado, apples (baked)

B: Baby food, beans (black or baked, mashed if necessary), bananas, broccoli (steamed to softness), broth, butternut squash (cooked soft)

C: Carnation Instant Breakfast Essentials® (some available in sugar-free!), carrots (steamed soft), soft cheese, casseroles, clam chowder, cottage cheese, canned fruits and veggies, crab cakes, cranberry sauce, chicken salad, curry

D: Deviled eggs, deviled ham, dumplings (steamed)

E: Ensure®, eggs (poached, fried, or scrambled), egg salad, egg drop soup

F: Fettuccine, fish, frozen yogurt, fruit juice, fruit smoothies, soft fruits (not citrus)

G: Gravy, ground meats (turkey, beef, chicken), guacamole, gelato, gazpacho

H: Hummus

I: Ice cream

J: Jell-O®, juiced vegetables, and fruits

K: Kefir, key lime pie

L: Lentils or lentil soup (puréed), lunch meats

M: Macaroni and cheese, Malt-O-Meal®, mangoes, mashed potatoes, matzoh ball soup, meatloaf, meatballs, miso soup, mousse, muffins (no nuts), melons (very ripe), milkshakes (but don’t use a straw!)

N: Noodles (ramen, egg), nut butters (great when added to shakes and smoothies), nutmeg (for flavor)

O: Oatmeal (soft)

P: Pancakes, pasta (cooked very soft), pies, polenta, pot roast with vegetables (cooked to falling apart), protein powder, protein drinks and shakes like Premier Protein®, pudding

Q: Quiche (no crust)

R: Refried beans, ricotta cheese, risotto, rice

S: Sherbet, smoothies, soft bread (soak in soup), soufflé, soup, spaghetti, spinach, spinach dip, steamed vegetables, stew, sweet potatoes

T: Tapioca pudding, tofu, tuna salad

U: Unsweetened herbal tea (hold the lemon—too acidic!)

V: Vichyssoise (chilled potato leek soup)

W: Waffles

X: Xavier soup (Italian dumpling soup)

Y: Yellow squash, yogurt

Z: Zucchini (baked, mashed)

Foods to Avoid

We hope we’ve sparked a little kitchen creativity with the soft foods listed above, but equally important, you should know which types of foods to avoid to ensure your quickest and most comfortable recovery.

Anything acidic (tomatoes, tomato sauce, oranges, lemons, or any other acidic fruit or juice)

Seeds, cracked pepper, or popcorn (can become lodged, causing discomfort or infection)

Spicy foods (may lead to discomfort)

Crunchy or especially chewy foods (can interfere with postoperative blood clotting)

Over-the-counter mouth rinses should also be avoided during your recovery. Even though they are not a food, they are commonly used and interfere significantly with healing. Dentists will usually prescribe a safe mouth rinse for use following dental surgery.

If you have any questions about dental surgery, Dr. Fili and our team would love to answer them. Get in touch with us at Dubuque Periodontics today!

The content of this blog is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of qualified health providers with questions you may have regarding medical conditions.

    The post Applesauce to Zucchini: What Should I Eat After Dental Surgery? appeared first on Dubuque Periodontics, P.C..

from Dubuque Periodontics, P.C. https://dubuqueperiodontics.com/applesauce-to-zucchini-what-should-i-eat-after-dental-surgery/

[dentalinfotoday]

If you need dental surgery, you may have a lot of questions and concerns. How much will it cost? How much will it hurt? Who is going to drive me home? And perhaps most importantly, what can I eat? Recovery can seem a lot more stressful if you don’t stock up on acceptable soft foods in advance. The Las Vegas dentists of Wagner Dental share a comprehensive list of foods in this article to help ease your mind—at least about one aspect of your procedure!

Types of Dental Treatments

Each type of dental treatment is different, so it’s important to follow our post-operative instructions regarding appropriate foods to eat. Certain surgeries require a strict liquid diet for a certain amount of time before transitioning to soft foods. Types of dental procedures that require soft foods while recovering may include:

Dental implants

Extractions

Periodontal (involving the gums)

Restorative work (crowns, bridges)

Awesome Post-Op Soft Foods from A to Z

Here we go! And don’t be afraid to get friendly with your blender to make a delicious smoothie or two!

A: Applesauce, avocado, apples (baked)

B: Baby food, beans (black or baked, mashed if necessary), bananas, broccoli (steamed to softness), broth, butternut squash (cooked soft)

C: Carnation Instant Breakfast Essentials® (some available in sugar-free!), carrots (steamed soft), soft cheese, casseroles, clam chowder, cottage cheese, canned fruits and veggies, crab cakes, cranberry sauce, chicken salad, curry

D: Deviled eggs, deviled ham, dumplings (steamed)

E: Ensure®, eggs (poached, fried, or scrambled), egg salad, egg drop soup

F: Fettuccine, fish, frozen yogurt, fruit juice, fruit smoothies, soft fruits (not citrus)

G: Gravy, ground meats (turkey, beef, chicken), guacamole, gelato, gazpacho

H: Hummus

I: Ice cream

J: Jell-O®, juiced vegetables, and fruits

K: Kefir, key lime pie

L: Lentils or lentil soup (puréed), lunch meats

M: Macaroni and cheese, Malt-O-Meal®, mangoes, mashed potatoes, matzoh ball soup, meatloaf, meatballs, miso soup, mousse, muffins (no nuts), melons (very ripe), milkshakes (but don’t use a straw!)

N: Noodles (ramen, egg), nut butters (great when added to shakes and smoothies), nutmeg (for flavor)

O: Oatmeal (soft)

P: Pancakes, pasta (cooked very soft), pies, polenta, pot roast with vegetables (cooked to falling apart), protein powder, protein drinks and shakes like Premier Protein®, pudding

Q: Quiche (no crust)

R: Refried beans, ricotta cheese, risotto, rice

S: Sherbet, smoothies, soft bread (soak in soup), soufflé, soup, spaghetti, spinach, spinach dip, steamed vegetables, stew, sweet potatoes

T: Tapioca pudding, tofu, tuna salad

U: Unsweetened herbal tea (hold the lemon—too acidic!)

V: Vichyssoise (chilled potato leek soup)

W: Waffles

X: Xavier soup (Italian dumpling soup)

Y: Yellow squash, yogurt

Z: Zucchini (baked, mashed)

Foods to Avoid

We hope we’ve sparked a little kitchen creativity with the soft foods listed above, but equally important, you should know which types of foods to avoid to ensure your quickest and most comfortable recovery.

Anything acidic (tomatoes, tomato sauce, oranges, lemons, or any other acidic fruit or juice)

Seeds, cracked pepper, or popcorn (can become lodged, causing discomfort or infection)

Spicy foods (may lead to discomfort)

Crunchy or especially chewy foods (can interfere with postoperative blood clotting)

Over-the-counter mouth rinses should also be avoided during your recovery. Even though they are not a food, they are commonly used and interfere significantly with healing. Dentists will usually prescribe a safe mouth rinse for use following dental surgery.

If you have any questions about dental surgery, Wagner Dental would love to answer them. Get in touch with us today!

The content of this blog is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of qualified health providers with questions you may have regarding medical conditions.

    The post Applesauce to Zucchini: What Should I Eat After Dental Surgery? appeared first on Wagner Dental.

from Wagner Dental - https://wagnerdentist.com/applesauce-to-zucchini-what-should-i-eat-after-dental-surgery/ Wagner Dental 2045 Village Center Circle Las Vegas, NV 89134 (702) 878-5599