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shrimpricebowl · 9 months ago

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oh thank god

#art from a while back #i played hk first and deepnest was like. the most uncomfortable ive ever been playing the game #mainly because its just so DARK #as for rw... when i got to shaded...... what the actual Hell #i eventually got used to just dying in the dark and exploring the first parts of the region but like. Why is it pitch black #i didnt even realize there was a path to the scav merchant at the first room..... i got to memory crypts before finding it in my next run #hollow knight #rain world #hk ghost #rw slugcat #rw survivor #artatat #?!?@?@?@?@ the alt text got removed for a sec Sorry about that im not sure why or how that happened #also im completely aware deepnest without a lantern is much darker but atleast it isnt pitch black. You know #i also wanna add on the fact i entered deepnest after the mantis lords and thought. “what kind of winning gift is this!?!?!?”#and felt like cornifer for the first couple of minutes LOL #but i had nowhere to go so womp womp :P #to clarify: i dont hate shaded its actually my top route to go from industrial to shoreline #but i hate deepnest with all my heart❤️ godbless #reading the rbs here is so fun.... so true guys #digital art

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years ago

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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

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strawberrymothteeth · 2 months ago

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A cage is still a cage little songbird. for @pluck-heartstrings Pluck My Heartstrings AU

here are some close ups! it is a really good fic y'all should give it a read if you haven't.

#pluck my heartstrings #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sundrop #fnaf sb #fnaf security breach #teetharts #i didn't know it was ending soon so here is a gift for letting us read it!#i hope you like it. ;;#i could go into all of the flower meanings and reference to one painting #i can just type what flowers: begonias #daffodils and devil's trumpet #p..please click tumblr ate the quality

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wistfulwatcher · 3 months ago

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#criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #criminalmindsverse #proceduraledit #emily prentiss #emilyprentissedit #cmverse #cmverseedit #criminal minds evolution #cmevolutionedit #tvedit #filmtvcentral #dailyflicks #ladiesblr #femalecharacters #bitchys #mine #edit #*#internal*#evidence*#p r o o f #i have been struggling for AGES with how i wanted to do a set pairing the lauren arc and the 'play along' scene #and then cme just gifted me this perfect container scene *chef's kiss* i know there's hella nuance that needs to be read into this set #(like the warehouse scene is really just representative of her mindset undercover) but i think you guys Get It #otp: you are who you pretend to be #(feels so ... to use that tag on this set specifically but it's also exactly how i ship them - as emily's coping mechanism - so!!!)#someday i will let go of the lauren arc. someday. (no i won't.)#criminal minds evolution spoilers #(tag issue resolved!! sorry for the duplicate set guys you'll never guess what the issue word was)

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eternalergo · 2 months ago

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NEW LIES OF P CONTENT JUST DROPPED FELLOWS!!!!

#someone revive meeee #lies of p my beloved #this is a gift #dlc wheeeennn #lies of p

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literalite · 8 months ago

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what do i do if forever isn't true?

the collective — a sim story set in the 80's based on the lore and townies of moonwood mill — coming soon

#ts4 #ts4 edit #kristopher volkov #greg lunvik #avelina balderas #lily vatore #the collective #the link is a little early gift hehe if u wanted to feel out the vibes im going for before we begin #p

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rosyhoneydew · 1 month ago

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It happens often enough that it starts to get under his skin.

He and Tommy try to make it out to a date night at least once a week; as frequently as they can, with their schedules, but Buck doesn’t really notice it until the night they go to the Dodgers game. It was a Monday night so the crowd wasn’t too big, and the two of them had the night off. They’d Ubered over to the stadium, grabbed some foil wrapped hotdogs and made their way to their seats. He’s a tactile guy, so they hold hands as much as possible on the way in, and when they sit Buck slings an arm around Tommy, relishes the way Tommy leans into him.

There’d been a woman in the seat next to Tommy. She was pretty, and Buck kept noticing the way her eyes flicked to them, no to Tommy, throughout the game, a blush dusting her cheeks. She likes him, he realized. She wants to make a move on him.

It didn’t really make him jealous surprisingly, but it did make something else burn in his chest. Irritation, maybe. Because he’s not sure how much more obviously together they could’ve been, short of sticking his tongue down his boyfriend’s throat. But when she turned to Tommy and started up a conversation - are you a local? Oh maybe you could show me around sometime! - she looked genuinely shocked, almost admonished, when Tommy had replied, well my boyfriend here is usually the better tour guide.

“Oh I’m so sorry I didn’t realize you were together!”

Then he thought about the last time they went to Nobu, and the aquarium, and grocery shopping at Sprouts.

Will anyone else be joining you gentlemen?

Do you want us to take your photo? Are your girlfriends around?

Here’s my number, a flirtatious hand on Buck’s arm.

In the grand scheme of things, it’s not a big deal. But it grates on Buck’s nerves, the way they have to keep correcting people. When they started dating, he’d readied himself for whatever kind of reaction the public could have to the two of them (they’re in LA, but he knew Tommy had had not so pleasant interactions even here). He hadn’t anticipated that others might not perceive them as a couple at all.

He pouted about it that night, and Tommy smiled sweetly at Buck and reassured him it’s okay. And it is. There are so many other problems they could be worried about. It’s just that Tommy is sweet and hot and Buck wants everyone to know he’s his.

It’s what makes their next trip so perfect. They get a room at a B&B in Provincetown and spend a long weekend on the coast.

It’s like being in another world.

You two are such a lovely couple!

How long have you been together?

Would you two like to see our spa offerings? We have couples massages!

Buck cheerfully jumps in, overeager and so thrilled to gush about their relationship to anyone who asks. He must tell the story of how they met 50 different times throughout the weekend.

Tommy, for his part, smiles while Buck chats away, a light blush on the tops of his cheeks, and a hand on Buck’s thigh.

They leave on a Monday, but the floaty, fluttery feeling the weekend leaves them with lasts much longer than the trip.

#It’s my birthday so here’s a little ficlet gift for all of you!#bucktommy #tevan #bucktommy ficlet #my ficlet #kinley #911 abc #tevan ficlet #I have never been to p town but it seems like a lovely lovely place #also suspend your disbelief here bc people in LA would absolutely perceive them as a couple #this is just something I wanted to write lol

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askymzbuki · 3 months ago

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Gulo

#sketch #furry #anthro #original character #gift #for my woman #gulo gulo #wolverine animal #sword #the ;p she gives me moments before she cuts my head off

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machiavelien · 10 months ago

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Will you stay with me?

#thg #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #everlark #machi art #thg fanart #the hunger games #ok i caved the thg resurgence got me #jess lets pretend this is your bday gift eventhough you dont go here :P

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xcrywankx · 3 months ago

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another pretty set

#me #:p #hey #selfie #hello #thicc #mine #mirror #goth #lingerie #gifted #uk #uk girls #cute #talk to me #hi #tattoos #girls #<3 #paypig #ask me anything

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sysig · 10 months ago

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Gift (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Second go around! Maybe he can talk about it with the one who actually got the scarf!#Or not haha - better to just let some things lie #Though ♪ Of course Papyrus would recognize Gaster's efforts ♥ His emotional intelligence hhhh <3 #He knows everything there was Gaster's initially and so reading between the lines of Gaster telling him he can have it #It's a gift! Properly! That deserves praise!! Good job you did something nice!#I also deeply love when Gaster is first pulled back out how one of his first little smiles is at Papyrus being silly #Gaster is also very prideful! It's cute to see his son being self-aggrandizing in that kid way! Seeing him enjoy it is so nice ;;#Also I know that Papyrus is still shorter than Gaster I just really like the idea of him being almost his dad's height ;;#He's so grown up now! He's grown into such a beautiful adult <3 #It does make sense that he's still shorter considering the whole ''torn in half'' thing ahh #Maybe Gaster is leaning down just let me have this lol #I also ended up doing a lot of digital reconstruction on this one!#Especially panels 2 through 4 - I actually pulled out my tablet to draw in the bits that got cut off by the surrounding doodles #I wasn't as careful with my spacing with these oops :P But I think they turned out pretty style-matched :)#Cute lads happy <3

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bromomentum · 2 months ago

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Montage class prof asked us to do a rhythmic montage (think of it as a tiktok edit) of whatever we like, so i'm obviously doing a Transformers thrist trap. Can be any music we like, only has to be instrumental and last about 3-4 mins. I chose Rude Boy by Rihanna, but i'm keeping an open mind so if anyone has any ideas, drop em lol

#listen if my friends can get away with chosing p orn as their subject i can do whatever i want and they wont stop me #also take this thick scream as a gift from moi #tf #tfa #transformers animated #tfa starscream #starscream

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moeblob · 5 months ago

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A lil guy !

#honkai star rail #dan heng #genuinely have a million things i wanna draw and then zero energy #so dan heng in a hoodie #now i gotta go get dinner sooooo maybe that will give energy and then i can draw more of what i actually wanna draw #but i kinda spent like ... hours ? talking to my mom earlier today #since shes been in the hospital for many many days #so i was catching her up on whats been goin on and showed her silly lil videos #and telling her how hyped i was for summer hrid and she (very patient with my fe talk)#was like you always tell me about banners being bad so it must have made you REALLY happy to say the whole banner is good #and im like yeah and i had multiple people on multiple sites like hey salmon/moeblob did ya see the banner #and she was like thats so cool that people acknowledge who you like and im like yeah it is p cool #and then i told her how mad i was at the absolutely criminal act of limiting how you can watch clue (1985 hit movie)#like i told her yeah sure i own it twice on dvd and once on itunes and that the only way to watch those #are either desktop or ps2 and how i dont have access to my itunes email #and i dont have it on my laptop so i sadly would have to rebuy the movie on itunes under a new acct #then i said how i loved that it was free to watch with ads on yt and id watched it twice that way #but then recently wanted to watch it on there but laptop and hoo boy you have to buy or rent it now #so i v angrily was like fine whatever ill do the thing and leave my room and go watch it on my moms tv #while she isnt around and use her amazon prime where it should be included except ! IT WASNT!#YOU HAVE TO HAVE PRIME TO BUY OR RENT IT NOW TOO!#HOW ARE THEY DOING THIS AND WHY ! who in the world is watching this movie so much that isnt me that they have to charge for it now #on all platforms unless you straight up pirate it #and hey why would i of all people be needing to pirate a movie i own physically two times and digitally once #this is literally a personalized attack to me #and my mom was like i understand how you feel cause yeah thats really weird to do to a 1985 movie #and im like yes exactly i have morals and principles that make me opposed to this and its v maddening #and she said she understood and its ok next time we are having power issues and i have to shut down #that if i really wanna watch it i can rent it on her amazon account and i looked at her and shes like oh you feel v strongly about this #and i do! I HAVE HAD IT GIFTED TO ME TWICE ! I BOUGHT IT ONCE! WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT IT FOR MORE MONEY!

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in-kyblogs · 5 months ago

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Armand: and I was trapped inside my little box in the theatre, which by the way had the best view to the stage but that’s not something we’re gonna concern ourselves with, and the big and scary vampire Sam was there, my jailor, guarding me with his prop scythe. This being of immense power I could in no way oppose. I could not prevent it, I was forced to watch and I absolutely couldn’t prevent it, in fact mind controlling the audience took such a tool out of me that I was exhausted, point in fact I literally didn’t control my entire coven of thirteen vampires in a blink like last month with minimal effort. I absolutely couldn’t prevent it Mr. Molloy

Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Daniel Molloy:

#Armand you better thank god for your mind gift because you are a shit liar #I know you wanna be a master manipulator baby but maybe you should consider changing career paths #iwtv #interview with the vampire #Armand #original p.

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eternalergo · 2 months ago

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