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#all bath concepts#concepts#tile concept#bath#one day bath#bathtub#all bath#bathroom#luxury bath#bathrooms#oyster bath#bath fitting#bath remodel#bathroom accessories
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‼️ autism blast ‼️
hi I’m Danny or Vern and my pronouns are He/They/She idrc and im omnisexual
I’m a juggalo, horror movie enthusiast and aspiring author and filmmaker
Requests are open! I write for a lot of fandoms and you can find them all here. I write smut fluff angst etc whatever you want
Some of my favorite movies rn are Donnie Darko, Reanimator, Little Miss Sunshine, Spun, TCM2, final destination 1-2-3, and the entire Saw franchise
But my all time favorite is The Last Unicorn
I’m extremely autistic about music so if you wanna talk about some of the bands I’m into I would love to talk to someone about them
ACID BATH, ICP, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Nicki Minaj, Cheap trick, AYESHA EROTICA, Lord Huron, Korn, Evelyn Evelyn, Anthrax, Blue Öyster Cult, Megadeth, KINO, Scorpions, Breaking Benjamin, STATIC X, Three Days Grace, Green Day, Sir Mix-a-lot
I love talking to people and making new friends so feel free to dm me whenever
Here’s my secondary Donnie Darko blog @whatkindanameisdonniedarko
#coloradosnumber1dad#acid bath#linkin park#insane clown posse#slipknot#nicki minaj#cheap trick#ayesha ericota#lord huron#korn#evelyn evelyn#anthrax#blue oyster cult#megadeth#kino#scorpions#breaking benjamin#three days grace#green day#sir mix a lot#deftones#donnie darko#little miss sunshine#reanimator 1985#saw franchise#pinned post#intro post#omnisexual#afab transmasc#nonbinary
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2 Bed, 2 Bath (and a Ghost) 🤝 (Don’t Fear) The Reaper
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What Is the Difference Between Whirlpool Bathtubs and Jacuzzi Bathtubs?
When it comes to choosing a luxurious bathtub, you might be debating between a whirlpool bath and a jacuzzi bathtub. While both offer soothing, relaxing experiences, there are key differences that can help you make the right choice.
Origin & Brand Name: The term Jacuzzi is a brand name, while whirlpool baths refer to any bathtub with water jets. Jacuzzi is synonymous with luxury and advanced features, whereas whirlpool baths tend to offer simpler designs at a lower price. A jacuzzi bathtub is usually equipped with both water and air jets for a more indulgent experience.
Jet Systems & Functionality: A whirlpool bath typically features water jets that circulate water around the tub for massaging and relaxation. A jacuzzi bathtub, on the other hand, includes both water and air jets, which create a bubbling effect, providing a more luxurious and therapeutic experience. Depending on your needs, a whirlpool bath can be an affordable choice (₹25,000 to ₹50,000), while jacuzzi bathtubs with advanced features can cost upwards of ₹75,000.
Comfort & Size: Jacuzzi bathtubs are often larger and more ergonomic, designed for ultimate comfort. A whirlpool bath is typically more compact and still offers a relaxing soak.
Reviews:Customers who bought whirlpool baths from Oyster Lifestyle have praised their affordability and comfort. One customer said, "The whirlpool bath is perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day, and it’s perfect for my budget." On the other hand, a jacuzzi bathtub customer commented, "The advanced jets and air bubbles in the jacuzzi bathtub give a truly spa-like experience at home!"
Both options offer great benefits depending on your budget and personal preferences. Whether you choose a whirlpool bath for simplicity or a jacuzzi bathtub for added luxury, you’ll enjoy a superior bathing experience.
https://oysterlifestyle.com/
#oyster lifestyle#jacuzzi bathtub prices in india#steam and sauna rooms#shower enclosures#upvc doors and windows#upvc windows#upvc window#whirlpool bath#bathtub#oyster
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snowed in on a saturday… how sexy… will be indulging in a home spa day
#Saturn days are great for skin after all#do my face… steamy bath and a face mask… wine in the afternoon maybe#who knows. the world is my oyster#spice life
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All of the Ren Lore i’ve compiled from his single player series and old streams
Favorite meal is roast lamb and roast potatoes
Has an ex-girlfriend
Hates One Direction
Was on a boating team in high school
His mother’s first cat’s name was Ebony
His single player world started in 1.2
Ren’s favorite language is Spanish
Ren has been to Spain several times
His brother had a dog named Rorschach
Ren’s favorite armor set in the original Diablo was the Moon set
Ren and his brother used to have to shower/bath together, then dry off infront of an electric fireplace. Through a series of events, young Ren got his butt stuck to the glass pane of the electric fireplace, and has had a scar on his butt since.
Ren has said “I always think about [Ren’s brother’s username] when I think about my butt”
Ren knows how to do a cats cradle
Ren used to have frosted tips
Ren’s favorite commander deck is Kraum/Tymna
Ren got kicked in the literal butthole by a horse
Ren likes burning things
Ren created a rigged marble slot machine in high school
Went on an introspection journey, visiting all the places he lived and all his jobs pre-YouTube
Did the insane thing of asking the lady who was now living in his first house if he could go inside and check out his old room
Ren had a patreon tier where he’d sent his patrons a “Ren Crate”, a lootcrate full of stuff
Ren doesn’t drink (anymore)
Officially has OCD
Ren loves apple juice
Ren loves driving games
Event manager for The Deftones once
Plays MtG on Sundays
Ren wants to retire with Doc
Ren’s wants his spirit animal to be a shark
Ren’s favorite book series is LotR
Ren is “below-average hairy”
Ren’s favorite season is Autumn
Ren’s birthday is October 11th
Ren is a slut for tiramisu and ice cream
Ren wants to open an LGS/tabletop cafe
Ren is not a religious person
Ren worked in a seedy pool bar
Ren almost got an upper back tattoo
Ren loves green tea
Ren is Left Handed
Ren was at one point a vegetarian for several years
Ren has lost his wallet multiple times, once leaving it on a train
Ren eats a whole lemon every day, and drinks lemon juice straight from the lemon
Ren got in trouble at boarding school for “trying to summon demons”. He was just playing MtG.
Ren has had a pair of lucky underwear since he was 18
Ren’s favorite ice cream is strawberry
Ren loved getting aggressively physical in rugby
Ren loves cinnamon buns
Ren used to have super long butt-length hair
Ren really liked playing with fireworks when he was younger. They’d bury huge ones in the sand near their house to make craters.
Ren loves Love Island
Ren can only sleep on his arm
Wears exclusively Star Wars socks and has matching pajamas
Beat Gabriel Nasif in a Magic Grand Prix
Ren hates Oysters
Ren’s favorite dog breed is a chihuahua??
Ren’s favorite dnd class is bard
Ren enjoys cleaning the bathroom the most out of any room
Ren’s favorite musical is Les Miserables
Ren has a favorite kitchen knife, and used to cook a lot.
Ren’s favorite tool is the hoe (of course)
Ren and Iskall used to play League
Never farts irl
born in the same city as J R R Tolkien
Ren named his first car Maximus
Ren is a bath person
Natural Mace Race runner
Ren really likes pet rats
Ren has a very consistent shopping day of tuesday
Ren has an extremely strict sleep schedule
Ren has 7 pairs of the same pajamas to wear 24/7
Ren has a BA in English
Ren does 100 push-ups a day
Ren does a 15k bike ride every day
Ren had a max weight of 110 kilos, is now down to 80
Ren uses youtube in light mode
Ren has seen Metallica live
Ren wore fake glasses in college
Ren has 20/20 vision
Ren has been in plays during school, and blinded the lead with glitter accidentally during one of them, trying to spice up his one line.
Ren has a “black book” of atleast 9 board game ideas
Ren gets pretty motion sick
Ren enjoys mosh pits
Ren really likes competitive monopoly and risk
Ren burned his eyebrows off with a bunson burner once
Ren still cries at The Lion King
Ren plays Ornn, Urgot, and Tristana in League
Ren was allegedly born in 1982
Ren drunk-puked into his shirt in a german taxi the night he met Doc infront of the people sponsoring them
Ren drives stick shift and loves it
Ren thinks he might have a gluten allergy
Ren puts butter in his coffee
Ren tried to write a YA fantasy novel, got 80k words in before scrapping it
Ren would like to live with Keralis hypothetically out of any of the hermits
Ren’s favorite superhero is wolverine
#rendog#head empty only rendog#that’s the only tags i’m doing#no one needs to know i’m recording this#no one official anyway#I’m loving reading your tags#hermitcraft
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Lil List Of Offerings <3
Offerings for Aphrodite
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Honey, Wine, Cacao (upg), Hot chocolate (upg), Chocolate, Strawberries, Apples (especially golden ones), Roses, Anemones, Swan imagery, Dove imagery, Rose quartz, Mirrors, Jewelry, Amethyst, Blue lace agate (upg), Ruby (raw or gem, doesn't matter but one is DEFINITELY cheaper), Hair brush, Un used makeup (she does not like it if you keep used makeup on her altar in my experience, upg) Heart imagery, Valentines day gifts (upg), Pomegranate, SHELLS SHELLS SHELLS (she loves em!), Perfume, Water (preferably ocean, salt, or moon water), Paintings of her or the ocean(esp if you made it), Love letters, Rose hips, Raspberries, sweet pastries, Rose thorns, Oysters, Cherubs (upg), Moonstone (upg), rosewater, rosehip oil, hair/skincare stuff, angel depictions (upg), sparrow imagery, goose imagery, ect.
Devotional acts
🩷🕊️🪞🐚
Taking a bath devoted to her, Spending time with a loved one, Visiting the ocean (if your inland a big Lake maybe??), Blowing a kiss to yourself, Pour your heart out to someone, Self care, Spread love, Donate to women's shelters, making a Pinterest board, ect.
Note: this is just from my personal experience, take with a grain of salt!
#hellenic pagan#hellenic polytheism#aphrodite#aphrodite devotee#gods#aphrodite deity#aphrodite goddess#aphrodite altar#goddess aphrodite#lady aphrodite#aphrodite devotion#aphrodite offerings#aphrodite worship
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[China History]How were “luxury toiletries” made and created in ancient China 1,250 years ago?[Eng Sub]
This episode is set in the second year of the Tang Dynasty Tianbao era (743 AD), during the reign of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. It tells the story of a maidservant of the emperor's beloved concubine, Mei Fei 梅妃 (also known as Jiang Caiping/江采萍), who created the "Dendrobium Pearl Bath Bean/石斛珍珠澡豆" that Mei Fei/梅妃 had developed. According to the "Beiji Qianjin Yaofang《备急千金要方》" (Essential Formulas Worth a Thousand in Gold for Emergencies) by Tang-dynasty physician Sun Simiao:
洗面药:猪胰(五具切细)、毕豆面(一升)、皂角(三挺)、栝蒌实、葳蕤、白茯苓、土瓜根(各五两);上七味捣筛,将猪胰拌和,更捣��匀,每但取洗手面,白日白净如素。
【Translation】:
"Facial wash medicine: pig pancreas (cut into fine pieces), beanstalk powder (one sheng/升), Gleditsia sinensis Lam(three pieces), Trichosanthes real, flourishing, white Poria cocos, and five taels each of soil melon roots; mix the seven ingredients, grind and sift, then mix with the pig pancreas, and grind together. Use the resulting powder for washing hands and face, making them as white and smooth as porcelain during the day"
(Note: The video also incorporates a segment on the tribute pearls from Hepu, filmed with the process of "opening oysters and harvesting pearls," though the historical accuracy of the video may have some artistic liberties, so viewers should be mindful of this).
The recipe for the "Dendrobium Pearl Bath Bean/石斛珍珠澡豆" was highly sought after by the imperial concubines and princesses of the time, who affectionately referred to Mei Fei as "Hu Zhu Fu Ren/斛珠夫人" (Lady of Pearls). Not only was she skilled in traditional Chinese medicine, but Mei Fei was also a talented dancer. She was one of the eight great female talents in the Tang Dynasty, having choreographed the famous Tang court dance "Jinghong Dance/惊鸿舞" (Dance of the Scared Swan).
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🧚🏻Production & Model/Makeup:@曾嚼子
🔗Xiaohongshu:https://www.xiaohongshu.com/discovery/item/66c5bca4000000001f038b85?
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#chinese hanfu#Tang Dynasty#ancient china luxury toiletries#Dendrobium Pearl Bath Bean/石斛珍珠澡豆#hanfu#hanfu accessories#hanfu_challenge#china#chinese traditional clothing#chinese#China toiletries history#Mei Fei 梅妃#china makeup history#ancient china#曾嚼子
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Our Ineffables have some private moments in the Roman baths after enjoying some aphrodisiacs oysters 💕
Join us at Good Omens After Dark on Reddit and at @goodomensafterdark on Tumblr!
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Adorable, colorful 1930 home in Bluffton, SC has 2bds, 1ba, $549K. And, it's being sold fully furnished!
Look at the lovely street it's on. It's actually a beach house, b/c it's near Bluffton Beach, and you can use a golf cart to get around.
Enter thru the huge front porch. This is like a studio apt. itself.
It's so cheery and bright. I love the peach couch!
The kitchen is adorable. It has blue appliances!
Bedroom #1- the original door is painted peach.
There's an armoire and a pretty, mint green night stand. I love when nice furniture is included.
Big beachy bath has a beautiful sink and blue tile. This is so nice.
The 2nd bedroom features a cute trundle bed and a blue dresser.
I think that's a driveway behind the house, with a place to park the cars, but the yard is big enough to have potential for a patio.
The house is very close to the May River. 3,802 sq ft lot
I can't believe there's no HOA fee. There' a lovely park by the river.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/39-Oyster-St-Bluffton-SC-29910/68797762_zpid/?
#beach houses#lake houses#fully furnished homes#cottages#colorful homes#houses#house tours#home tour
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Guide to IPA Symbols
Vowels
æ ask bat glad ɑ: cot bomb caught paw ɛ bet fed ə about banana collide i very any thirty i: eat bead bee ɪ id bid pit ʊ foot should put u: boot two coo ʌ under putt bud ɚ merge bird further eɪ eight wade bay aɪ ice bite tie aʊ out gown plow oɪ oyster coil boy oʊ oat own zone blow ɑɚ car heart bizarre eɚ bare fair wear iɚ near deer mere pier oɚ boar port door shore uɚ boor tour insure ɒ British cot bomb ɔ: British caught paw port ə: British merge bird əʊ British oat own zone blow ɪə British near deer ɛə British bare fair ʊə British boor tour
Consonants
b baby labor cab d day kid ʤ just badger fudge ð then either bathe f foe tough buff g go dagger bag h hot ahead j yes vineyard k lacquer flock skin l law hollow l̟ pedal battle final m mat hemp hammer rim n new tent tenor run n̩ button satin kitten ŋ rung hang swinger p lapse top lip speed r rope arrive s sad mist kiss ʃ shoe mission slush t mat stick late tʰ toe attack ɾ later catty riddle tʃ batch nature tʃʰ choose chin achieve θ thin ether bath v vat never cave w wet software z zoo easy buzz ʒ vision azure beige
Other Symbols
' penmanship ˌ penmanship British indicates British pronunciation variant
Source
#ipa symbols#languages#langblr#linguistics#writing reference#spilled ink#dark academia#writeblr#literature#writers on tumblr#writing prompt#poetry#poets on tumblr#words#writing inspiration#writing ideas#creative writing#pompeo batoni#neoclassicism#art#portrait#writing resources
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What Is the Difference Between Whirlpool Bathtubs and Jacuzzi Bathtubs?
When it comes to choosing a luxurious bathtub, you might be debating between a whirlpool bath and a jacuzzi bathtub. While both offer soothing, relaxing experiences, there are key differences that can help you make the right choice.
https://oysterlifestyle.com/
Origin & Brand Name:The term Jacuzzi is a brand name, while whirlpool baths refer to any bathtub with water jets. Jacuzzi is synonymous with luxury and advanced features, whereas whirlpool baths tend to offer simpler designs at a lower price. A jacuzzi bathtub is usually equipped with both water and air jets for a more indulgent experience.
Jet Systems & Functionality:A whirlpool bath typically features water jets that circulate water around the tub for massaging and relaxation. A jacuzzi bathtub, on the other hand, includes both water and air jets, which create a bubbling effect, providing a more luxurious and therapeutic experience. Depending on your needs, a whirlpool bath can be an affordable choice (₹25,000 to ₹50,000), while jacuzzi bathtubs with advanced features can cost upwards of ₹75,000.
Comfort & Size:Jacuzzi bathtubs are often larger and more ergonomic, designed for ultimate comfort. A whirlpool bath is typically more compact and still offers a relaxing soak.
Reviews:Customers who bought whirlpool baths from Oyster Lifestyle have praised their affordability and comfort. One customer said, "The whirlpool bath is perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day, and it’s perfect for my budget." On the other hand, a jacuzzi bathtub customer commented, "The advanced jets and air bubbles in the jacuzzi bathtub give a truly spa-like experience at home!"
Both options offer great benefits depending on your budget and personal preferences. Whether you choose a whirlpool bath for simplicity or a jacuzzi bathtub for added luxury, you’ll enjoy a superior bathing experience.
#jacuzzi bathtub prices in india#bathtub#steam and sauna rooms#oyster lifestyle#upvc windows#upvc doors and windows#shower enclosures#upvc window#whirlpool bath#oyster
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June 8: bubbles | @wolfstarmicrofic | word count: 500
PREVIOUS PART • NEXT PART • FIRST PART
cw: use of drugs (magical equivalent of weed)
James and Sirius are laying about James’ bed, hands and legs in disarray, giggling. Above them float iridescent bubbles, the light of the dying day refracting through and emitting distorted rainbows onto the walls.
Each time a bubble bursts it fills the room with sweet-smelling smoke, and the two get another hit and fall into another bout of laughter.
“Pads, Padfoot, Paddy-Pie. You don’t get it. Those eyes,” James sighs so wistfully Sirius worries he’ll inhale too much and float away. It’s a funny thought so Sirius laughs more.
“You’re a masochist, Jamesy-lamb. What were you told? Keep out of my eyesight or I’ll rip out your kidneys?”
“So sweet,” James almost moans through another giggle. “So lovely. I hope you’ll get this one day, Pads. It feels… well it feels a bit like this, actually,” he waves a vague hand around the scented air of the room, “only even better.”
“No thanks, I don’t fancy an impromptu nephrectomy.”
“Nah. That’s not for you. You need someone nice, who’ll take care of you.”
Sirius wraps a hand around the gilded oyster around his neck and thinks of the colour of the eye within it. Thinks of a hand underneath his shirt.
Weird thought, he decides.
“Moony still at the library?”
“That funny swot. He needs more sleep, he does, have you seen the bags under his eyes?”
“Thanks, Prongs,” comes the Moony voice, one of a kind, from behind them, full of laughter. “You truly know how to compliment a guy.”
“Moons!” Sirius rolls forward, an excited dog greeting its favourite person. “My moonage daydream, I have stollen chocolate cake for you from dinner.”
Remus puts a hand on Sirius’ hair, sits on the bed by him. “You have? Always so thoughtful for me.”
“Thoughtful, my arse,” James interjects the moment, “if he were thoughtful, he’d have stolen you actual dinner. Moony, you look about five minutes away from keeling over.”
The hand petting through Sirius’ hair takes out some of the sting from the words, but James is right, isn’t he?
“And you two are high as hippogryphs the night before an exam. That horse isn’t looking very tall, Prongs.”
Remus looks down at where Sirius worked his head into his lap (when did that happen?), eyes soft and lovely. He looks so pretty like this, even with the dark circles under his eyes.
“May I have my cake, mo réalta?”
Sirius tries to stand up to get it, but the hand in his hair keeps him from moving.
“Don’t. Just tell me where it is, please.”
Remus gets his cake and sits back down on the bed, with a gentle hand manoeuvres Sirius’ head back onto his thigh. Rips off a piece of cake with his fingers and feeds it to Sirius. Another bubble bursts somewhere above them, the air becoming almond-sweet.
Suddenly, Sirius is hungry. “This is the best cake I’ve ever tasted.”
James, uncharacteristically quiet, bursts out in almost manic laughter. “That’s the bubbles talking, Padfoot.”
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part 8! Of 30 :)
Early morning chapter courtesy of my lack of sleep :)
I kept thinking of bubbles left over in a shower or a bath when deciding what to write for this, but figured that’s too early in the story yet :)
hope everyone has an excellent weekend ❤️
@moon-girl88 @digital-kam @tealeavesandtrash @sweetstarryskies @alltoounwellll @hunnybeemarie @hoje--aqui @annaliza999 @hihimissamericanbi
(let me know if you do/don’t want to be tagged in next parts)
#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#marauders#dead gay wizards#fanfic#marauders era#remus x sirius#microfiction#wolfstar microfic
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Lady Aphrodite Devotional Post
Offerings
Doves/Swans/Sparrows
Roses
Chocolate
Myrrh
Apples/golden apples
Seashells
Mermaids
Pearls
Jewelry
Gold/Silver/Diamond
Cherries
Dolphins
Perfumes
Cologne
Makeup
Combs
Mirrors
Affirmations/Affirmation Cards
Beach Sand
Sea imagery
Water
Love poems
Oyster shells
Pink Salt
Driftwood
Sea glass
Rose quartz
Amenome/Roses/Carnations
Other flowers
Valentine's Day gifts
Teddy bears
Rose water
Wine
Eros/Cupid imagery
Cakes
(Dress up) Dolls
Chapstick/lipstick
Fishnets
Honey cakes
Undergarments
Hearts
Handheld fans
Pictures of loved ones
Devotional Acts
Dress up and selfies
Keep menstrual products on you, even if you don't bleed
Advocate for pro-choice
Give/accept compliments
Advocate for SA victims
Implement a self-care routine
Go on a date
Take yourself on a date
Do something nice for your partner
Manicure/pedicure
Flirt
Affirmations in the mirror
Drink wine
Advocate for proper sex ed. (Including queer sex ed)
Love yourself/Become more confident
Experiment with your style
Mirror scrying
Listen to sleep affirmations
Love letter to self/her/partner
Take a bath/shower
Go to the ocean/water
This part is about sexual stuff so fair warning
Offerings
Condoms/lube
Lingerie
Undergarments
Sex toys
NSFW magazines/books/movie
Devotional Acts
Finally give into that one kink. You know the one.
Masturbation
Practice safe sex
Educate yourself on the porn industry
Support sex workers (tip them y'all)
Have sex
Get educated on consent/safe sex
Take nude/lewds
#paganism#greek gods#helpol#aphrodite#aphrodite worship#aphrodite devotion#love aphrodite#witchblr#paganblr
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Looking for something to read?
Oh look, it's another recs post! This time I'm featuring two stories per author. These are writers I always make time for, whose work stands out as unusually hot, clever, funny, or smart -- sometimes all of the above.
I'm gonna start you out strong with two by @werpiper: After Hours takes Aziraphale and Crowley to the baths after their oyster supper, and all sorts of interesting pleasures are there for our angel to sample. Piper's Crowley is one of my favorites: always evaluating the situation, not quite aware of what his own heart is doing but feeling it anyway.
Fitting In is a new story, still a WIP, but I am utterly tantalized by Muriel's first taste of love -- and tea. This is already rich in detail, soft and fragrant, and I can hardly wait for the action to get going in earnest. The pairing seems surprising but when you think about it for ten seconds of course it makes sense. Sex workers help the curious, the awkward, and the inexperienced every day, bless them.
If you enjoy these, check out @werpiper's back catalog -- they have done a ton of ineffables-through-the-ages, and their series Miracles and Heresy is worth many delightful hours of your time.
I love what @copperplatebeech has been doing lately:
He's Not My Friend is a T-rated story that explores Aziraphale's constant refusal to acknowledge his relationship with Crowley, and Crowley's mirror of that, and how things glacially shift over time. It is subtle and yet specific, it will make you ache and smile.
All Of The Above, also T-rated, is a warm and fuzzy alternative to that, a hilarious celebration of true friendship that made me laugh out loud and still got me right in the feels.
@copperplatebeech can do everything, from quiet, gentle, and romantic to devastating plotty AUs to extraordinarily horny established relationship to absolutely ridiculous humor. Do dive in if you haven't already.
Next up, @cumaeansibyl, master of kink:
better living through technology manages to shove everything I want in a dirty story into less than three thousand words: uptight Aziraphale reduced to sodden wreck, Crowley gleefully showing him what he's been missing, character-driven erotics, and exceptionally funny dialogue.
indulgentiam peccatorum nostrorum is somehow all that and more, turning the "I was wrong" dance into a kink (something I can't get enough of, recs welcome). This one is post-Bastille so it is extra-juicy. Mind the tags!
@cumaeansibyl has a gift for established relationship one-shots, which readers of mine will know are my entire jam. They also have a mind-meltingly hot inverse!omens AU that features different variations of angelic/demonic Crowleys and Aziraphales for our ineffables to play with.
A new-to-me author, Calico, has me hanging by a thread with their Ineffable Romans series. If you want to remember that your ineffables aren't human, that they are inordinately clever but very stupid, that the feelings they have for each other are truly beyond what anyone alive has ever felt, Calico may be the writer for you. This stuff is deep. Also hot af.
Sub Rosa reads like a nasty shag at Petronius', but there's so much more going on here. It is Extremely Queer, driven by power dynamics, and Crowley is fully demonic here and absolutely in control...or is he?
The Intemperance of Liber Pater continues on this theme, with dialogue-driven smut that reads less like a seduction than an inevitability. There's another story in this series, unfinished, and I can't wait to see what happens next.
Last but not least: two short pieces by @ineffabildaddy. I stumbled on their stories just this week and I absolutely love their approach, which I've not seen done quite this way before.
take me as your wife has a tight first-person perspective as Crowley meets Aziraphale for a meal and imagines (or is it his imagination?) that Aziraphale is suggesting Certain Things about how they might occupy themselves later. Indeed, is he suggesting even more? Something about their relationship? Or is it all in Crowley's head?
Only in Dreams is kind of a companion piece, from Aziraphale's point of view -- though hundreds of years later. This one's set after the events of S2 and although just as romantic as take me as your wife, it also offers an ineffable take on the ol' glory hole concept. Just in case you thought I was getting soft. 😏
@ineffabildaddy has a whole series of poems and ficlets like these and I can't wait to explore them all.
#good omens#fic recs#good omens fic recs#ineffable husbands#ineffable partners#ineffable spouses#ineffable divorce#smut#fanfiction#fanfic#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#crowley x aziraphale#rare pair#muriel
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🌹 [PODFIC] OH, MAKER: Chapters 4-6 🍑
You guys want some psalms with your crucifixion? Some oysters and a warm bath? Some bone-deep thirst about, um *checks smudged writing on hand* shoulders? Well, these chapters might be perfect for you!
🎧 Listen to chapters 4-6 here 🎧
TW: Biblically typical violence. As in: Crucifixion.
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