#owl man is best man

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[owlmylove]

Chuck Tingle Interview with Publishers Weekly

[chilly-lily]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[runwhileyoucan]

Wood caving

[vertigoartgore]

Daredevil by Chip Zdarsky Omnibus Vol.1 HC cover by cover artist Julian Totino Tedesco (2024). Source

[smokestarrules]

THE MAN EVER

[elmodoescrimes]

I hate it when people ask me who my favorite character is, like... why do you expect me to choose??? I can't even choose what aesthetic I want, you think I can choose a fucking person?!?!

[sun-sandwich]

[magical-mascot-smackdown]

Best International Mascot: Prelim A

These characters all got three submissions - this poll is for seeding purposes. Magical Girl is used as a gender-neutral term.

Submissions are still open until the Prelims end.

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

finished helluva boss and now i have Thoughts

[enchantedchocolatebars]

Fic - I think that if HexSquad had found and redeemed Belos before the episode "Thanks to Them", he would have decided to use his monster form instead of a costume for Halloween.

After all, if humans dress up in costumes to disguise themselves from monsters, why wouldn't a real monster show up?

Luz doesn't think this is a good idea and tries to prove it to moldy uncle.

Bad Idea

It was Halloween night and Luz and her friends were ready to go trick-or-treating.

"Everyone have their Halloween bucket?"

Luz turned to ask the group with a gleaming smile on her face as she held the handle of her orange plastic jack-o'-lantern.

The others all nodded with glee as they held up their candy buckets as well.

Amity's bucket was a purple witch's cauldron, Willow's was a black cat, Gus's was shaped like the head of Frankenstein's monster, and Hunter's was a ghost.

"This is gonna be the best night ever!" Gus beamed, his eyes sparkling.

He was dressed as Captain Avery.

"Yeah!" Willow agreed wholeheartedly. "I hope we get lots and lots of candy!"

She wore a black devil costume.

"Heck yeah!" Gus grinned, giving his plant pal a high-five. "We'll collect enough to fill an entire swimming pool!"

"No, AN ENTIRE OCEAN!"

"Ooo, a non-boiling candy ocean sounds even better!"

Both besties begin to puff out their cheeks and reach out their arms as they pretend to swim.

Willow and Gus' silliness and enthusiasm are met with a playful chuckle from Hunter, Amity, and Luz, who were dressed as Chief O'Bailey, Hecate, and Luzura respectively.

They were also pretty excited for the night.

Footsteps could be heard as the group looked to see Philip coming down the stairs in his usual colonial clothing.

"Oh, you're still here," Luz mumbled, her tone expressing great annoyance as she crossed her arms.

She huffed.

Despite her and her friends being on somewhat good terms with Philip, she still had her doubts about the old man.

Mostly because he literally tried to kill them... twice.

"I take it you'll be going as yourself tonight?" Luz questioned, squinting her eyes at him.

Philip, in response, shook his head, unfazed by Luz's cross expression. "Actually, I intend to go out in my beast form," He reveals rather calmy.

If humans in this period of time disguise themselves as monsters, he would blend right in if he appeared as an actual monster.

Hunter, Amity, and Willow went pale as a result of his answer, while Gus remained smiling.

Now that's something he would be interested in seeing!

Luz, on the other hand...

"Woah, woah, woah, my dude," She said, raising both her hands in a 'slow down' gesture.

"Bad idea."

Philip's monster form was not pleasant to see.

The thought of it sent shivers down her spine.

Philip browed at her mildly in disapproval, which made Luz sigh.

Opening the door, she grabbed his hand. "Fine, I'll prove it."

...

"Hmm..." Luz hummed as she stood outside on her front yard pathway, holding her hand over her eyes and looking for someone.

Philip was present in her company.

"Oh, her!" Luz's pointer finger is directed towards a little girl across the sidewalk who is walking happily in a princess costume while holding a small kitten in a bucket.

"If your 'costume' is such a great idea, why not showcase it to that little girl over there?"

Her smug look was reciprocated by Philip.

"Fine," He complied, tackling her challenge.

...

"Look, Mr. Whiskers!"

"Meow?" Mr. Whiskers peeked his tiny head up from the plastic bucket to see his little owner holding a pink twisty pop.

She gave him a cheerful smile, idly twirling the twisty candy in her hand. "Isn't it pretty? I'm gonna eat it when we get home!"

The little girl suddenly halted as a massive shadow hovered over her.

Shaking, she slowly turned around to see a monster, but not just any monster, the same monster that had run into her mommy's car.

As Luz smiled smugly from across the sidewalk, Philip sighed.

As soon as he waved a goopy hand at her, she ran away.

"MONSTER!" she shrieked, dropping her lollipop.

"See?" She said. "Told you. Bad idea."

He gave her an annoyed, moldy uncle frown while mumbling something under his breath.

[drbtinglecannon]

My #1 prediction is still Raeda wedding

Eda's original character design had a GOLD RING on her LEFT RING FINGER she and Raine HAVE to get married it comes FULL CIRCLE THIS WAY

SHE ONLY HAS THE LEFT ARM LEFT. THEY'RE STILL IN LOVE. FULL CIRCLE!!

[maaddss]

[valorianknights]

I hope it's not too late to join that trend of drawing Huntlow storyboards.

Man. I really wish we got that tomato faced Hunter in Labyrinth Runners tho.

He's perfect your honor ❤️

Gus, my bby.

Also RIP Flapjack 🪦

I swear, Hunter is so obvious about his crush that I wonder if Willow figured it out before he realized he even had a crush.

[astralaces]

hunter's WHOLE THING in TTT was being paranoid belos was back then in FTF his thing was insisting that they all need to get off their asses to stop belos and the writers couldn't be fucked to let him be in the final battle

[thousand-winters]

At this point, I'm lowkey about Darius Deamonne the same way I am about the Jedi Order. Every person I see saying they suck and they're the devil incarnate and deserve bad things or to die or whatever just makes me go aggressively in the other direction.

They're perfect. Flawless even. Have never made a mistake in their lives. They should have committed atrocities, actually, they would deserve it.