#ow crack

[ninjasmudge]

out of context maid au doodle. theres a whole dark plotline to this au and everything, the fox works as a hitman, goat is a biker who happens to be great at picking locks, lamb just escaped a murder basement and narinder has a crowbar

goat design by @purrpurra

[crow-n-tell]

Welcome to part 2!

So I was going to do a previous / next thing for navigation - but! you cannot edit posts with polls! therefore I will now be linking the Tiding Over Masterpost and telling you what part this is.

[dawntainbobbynash]

Bobby getting to so casually mention and go to AA is so so important to me

[freesiaandrain]

can't wait for jjk 239 where Higuruma will decide that since Yuji isn't possessed by Sukuna anymore, they are now considered divorced, so Sukuna owes Yuji half of all his possessions

[yuki-in-the-devildom]

You know what has me ecstatic about nightbringer?????

WE FINALLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCKIN HOL LOOKS LIKE

I have been WAITING because trying to understand that house in the slightest was an absolute nightmare.

The mental map I had of that place????? a disaster

I didn't know where the rooms were or what the staircase actually led to, I'm not smart enough to use context clues and guess. This is a gift

Thank you devs, I can now rest in peace

[tofuingho]

I've been holding on to a prompt because I thought it was a bit weird, but apparently we're shipping actual houses now, so here ya go:

Cujo/Wolf (Superboy's pet wolf, not Wulf)

I think it would be hilarious for Superboy to wake up one day and there's Wolf with a bunch of glowing puppies.

(As far as we know, both Cujo and Wolf are male dogs. But, one's a ghost and one was experimented on/is enhanced. The pups could also be adopted. I'm sure if there's one ghost dogs there are more out there somewhere.)

Of course, YJ is scrambling around trying to figure out what the puppies are and where they come from (without pissing off Wolf), when in pops Cujo.

At what point do they realize that Cujo isn't just another puppy and is in fact Wolf's (...let's go with) "mate"?

When Kid Flash makes one of the puppies start to cry and Cujo gets BIG.

[mydearestblue]

i just finished the first thrawn book and I'M NOT OKAY

[vigilskeep]

SHE WHAT 😭 what were the characters omg

i mean with all due respect to SJM the one of these men called “fenrys” is not the one you’d think

[lovedrruunk]

What TikToks I think overwatch characters would post pt 2! (>ᴗ•) !

Part 1 !

Rein, don’t know if u guys know that liver king guy but he’s literally just rein if he took steroids. Posts tons of like gym core/culture videos yk BUT HES ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!!! Ppl in the community love him bc of how positive he is even though he’d give rlly bad advice “EATING THIS RAW TESTICLE INCREASED MY TESTOSTERONE LEVELS BY 9%!!!!”

D.va, this can go 2 ways. #1 in all her Korean celebrity realness posts vids doing trendy dances while using crazy whitening filters and doing aegyo. #2 goes by a fake name and trolls the fuck out of people. D.va being a hater is such a strong head canon of mine like I love her being a toxic bitch like yes slay or whatever so relatable! Replies to streamers she secretly hates like “Wow your mom’s basement looks so clean!” “My left toe can get better plays.” “Bet even your keyboard hates being touched by you.” basically meowbah or wtv her name was but less weird more cunty

Ana, she replies to reins TikTok’s telling his followers NOT to do anything he says, but other than that I can see her posting cooking vids (as every Arab mom does) but she’ll be talking sweetly in English and then suddenly start cussing something out in Arabic and it’ll be so off topic and it’s rlly funny “and then you add 1 cup of flour! ‘I told my lazyass lgbtqia daughter to pick up some earlier but of fucking course she chose to disappoint me again. Ever since the day I birthed her she has been disappointing me over and over again.’ A pinch of salt!”

Hanzo, DEPRESSION CORE SLIDESHOWS LMAOOO some “when the nice guy loses his patience… the devil shivers.” ass shit, bio is probs something stupid like “family betray, women cheat, Hennessy cures.”

Ashe, CONTROVERSIAL QUEEN !!! People forget she’s southern like please you cannot tell me she doesn’t have some crazyass takes. Will post borderline ragebait in like her car or something. “My gun identifies as a PLUNGER. Beat that Biden.” “BIDEN CANT TAKE MY GUNS, I KEEP THEM UPSTAIRS!!!” “Bidens oldass will probably find a way to outlive my OMNIC butler.” She’ll say all this stupid shit with a straight face and I just think that’s so funny. On rare occasions she’ll actually have a rlly good progressive take and ppl will be like okay hold up let her cook…

Tracer, kinda like junkrat where she's only famous cuz ppl lowk make fun of her and she hasn't caught on yet... I LOVEEEE Tracer she's my fav character but CMONNNN "Cheers love!" SHES NOT SURVIVING TIKTOK!!! ppl in the comments will be mocking her accent and she'll just think they're british too... ppl make fun of her NOT cuz they hate her but because she's just ummm eccentric that's the world plus she's british so that's rlly the only reason why ppl make fun of her like not in a mean way but just for funsies yk...

Pharah, being arab and being a lesbian I am 100% qualified to say this but she's such a fucking lesbo ykwim like 'hey mamas' type, she's also really whitewashed like thinks shes a white stud or something. Ellie Williams wannabe makes thirst traps in stained white wife beaters and expects every lesbian in a 100 mile radius to want her (they dont). Thinks playing basketball makes her the shit and she's just rlly desperate and lame. horny on main. Ana found one of her thirst traps once and it led to a really awkward convo

Kiriko, she's only there to post cute videos of her adventures with her gang and fox like shes just there to have a good time ykwim. And she's like popular bc all her fans r girls and her vlogs and stuff r just so nice to watch plus she's funny and rlly cool!

Baptiste, the anti-andrew tate. Hes so attractive and like confident that people can't help but like him ykwim like he makes little straight boys piss their pants with his bazillion level aura. He'll just post a random vid in his car maybe eating chipotle or something and he'll have men and women alike confessing their love for him in the comments. Lesbians love him.

Any character I haven't mentioned i just can't see posting or having tiktok!

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Actually Caranthir invented priesthood; helevorn was full of monastic feels and Benedictine scribes and vows of loyalty and the traffic of his scribe’s documents over the mountains via dwarf passages is half the reason why any information from that time survives

[pac1fythehunger]

Additional luggage included a lighter, receipts and a small photo album.

[moon9931]

okay

since I am unable to post for more than 3 days in a row, for this year's pizzatober I'mma do it every 7 days

and it's been 7 days so

day 1

day 2

day 3

day 4 (this bitch has a chokehold on me)

day 5 (dorks 💖)

day 6 (I still can't draw fucking peppers, this is the best you'll get)

anddddd day 7

i have a buncha work to do lmao

[stromer]

three point night in game 1 call that man dakota clutchua

[bigmammallama5]

Got a good grade at our annual checkup this morning. (Don’t let her sweet face fool you, she would have bolted outta there if allowed.)

[surrendertomywheeeeze]

Moira and I have a lot in common: we're both smart, academically gifted, a bit awkward, can't really dance but still enjoy it, sarcastic, cynical, rather logical AND we're getting played on a daily basis.

[figofswords]

what they don’t tell you about college is that you’re going to be aging at a rate of about three years for every one earth year