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Max: When I was younger before I knew about gay people, my best friend called me “a homo” and I thought it meant homeless.
Max: And I was so confused — I said, “But Chloe, you’ve been to my house!”
#wait thinking about it 'homo' sounds like it should be the opposite of homeless#like 'hey girl are you homeless or homo?'#like an abbreviation of 'home owner'#anyway i'm way overthinking this#thanks for the submission!!!#submission#max caulfield#chloe price#pricefield#life is memes#incorrect quotes
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max caulfield 🌀⏳✨
#this is very thrown together but w/e#life is strange#lis#lis verse#life is strange edit#lis edit#lis2 edit#moodboard#aesthetic#life is strange aesthetic#rare aesthetic#character aesthetic#character moodboard#life is strange 1#maxine caulfield#max caulfield#max lis#i love this dork so much#she deserves a better moodboard than this but i just wanna get the lis1 ones out of my system cause i'm overthinking them#lis1
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[pointing towards you emoji] favorite blaseball team. go
(if you want to practice drawing in another style, then draw yourself as a transformer OR as a human character)
WE ARE FROM CHICAGO
#THANK YOU THIS WAS VERY FUN 10/10#This also took Actual Years but that’s mostly bc I have really no idea what I look like#it’s not especially this tho#top one is better than the bottom one#but still#ah fuck I forgor to color in the Chicago across the chest on that one#whoops#oh well. too late#blaseball#Chicago firefighters#I do not know if we have a generally agreed upon uniform this was just what I found in the server#also technically TECHNICALLY max ballad brothers was vaguely supposed to be a transformersona#that did not so much happen lmaooo#<— nobody say anything about catalyzer I’m better than him#and also. more importantly. would not look like that.#just me#look I drew a thing#am I allowed to maintag this? I don’t know.#sorry if you don’t want to see it I’m gonna want to be able to find it later and my Blaseball tag is way smaller than my art tag.#and technically it’s related but still. augh#<— overthinking this
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my fellow anxiety havers what is one of your mundane day-to-day tasks that should by no means be anything remarkable but feels like you are being hunted for sport. i’ll go first: putting all of your groceries on the conveyor belt during checkout is like a long series of quick time events to me
#marzi speaks#it’s bc like. you have a cart Full of groceries#there is a cashier looking to scan the groceries#there is (often) a bagger looking to bag the groceries and put them back in your cart#goal: get as many groceries onto that belt as fast as possible#REMEMBER: heaviest items go first so that nothing gets crushed when the bagger puts the groceries back in your cart#it is so stressful. move so fast ‘which of these items is gonna be heavier’ getting to the end and realizing you missed like 3 cans…#it’s even worse if there are ppl behind you. i live in texas so i can at least make socially acceptable conversation with the cashier#EXCEPT i’m already way overthinking the conveyor belt situation. i’m already frazzled#and now i gotta do small talk? oh god#on the bright side i am so fast at it it’s insane. i move faster than the cashier can keep up with#which is A Good Thing. bc that means i am at max efficiency#but like. WAAAUUGHH#and then u pay and hope the card reader isn’t gonna be a bitch#and you sit there for a moment while the cashier and bagger bag the rest of your groceries#and ur like ‘….should i help should i stay here’#tbh checkout is why i like never go grocery shopping alone if i know i won’t have self check out#bc what if there is no bagger. then i gotta balance Get Groceries On Belt. Pay For Groceries. AND Bag The Groceries#ouh god the time concerns. no . never. you can’t make me do that alone#someone handles the transaction while the other person bags it’s the only reasonable way to do it#i KNOW logically that it is not a big deal. but i hate the idea of making anyone wait for me
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the urge to say "nothing just an inchident" every time someone asks me what's wrong
#f1#formula 1#formula one#charles leclerc#max verstappen#ferrari#scuderia ferrari#red bull racing#ferrari f1#ferrari formula 1#ferrari formula one#nothing just an inchident#thoughts#overthinker#reletable#life
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OH NO- imagine next season we get stonathan as a subunit and one of them goes “turns out we make a good team” WHAT DO I DO THEN WITH MY KLANCE WAR FLASHBACKS OH NO-
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more shotlisting from ross duffer's instagram story november 2nd, 2023
#and bad screenshot/cropping but what's new#👀👀👀👀#max’s funko being face down…. rude#i know we’re overthinking these things but#monster hunting trio with steve and jonathan being so close#and then dustin potentially joining in on their antics#i love that we're finally getting more of the three of them#and it's totally steve driving in ep 4 then right#robin and will scenes ? 👀#hopper and joyce separated... mike/lucas/el trio ?#i can't wait to see what this is all about#s5#st5 spoilers#spoilers#this is still such a weird way to be getting spoilers#and i would absolutely love if sag aftra got their deal and we could be getting actual bts and having the actors do these things#but i kinda love this and it's all we've got atm lol
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#pokemon#umbreon#espeon#max arts#(visibly shaking) i love drwaing pictures i dont overthink it#edit: small edits
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Actually I don't mind it when Sam sounds a little emotionless and/or detached. In fact I kinda enjoy it. We know he has a lot of feelings, but sometimes you can feel all the things but just can't wring yourself into outwardly performing them for other people's benefit. (And sometimes frankly you just can't be bothered)
#and you know with sam's tendency to overexplain things verbally. it just makes sense#if you start overthinking things you aren't supposed to think about even the “you crack me up” bit becomes this#because sometimes sam does chuckle or laugh but a verbal affirmation is just as valuable for max because. he understands#they get each other#snm#sam & max#sam and max#not saying I have anything against more expressive portrayals of sam. i like both
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Logan and Max have a talk. Sort of. (I have never written Logan before, so I don't know if this even makes sense. Almost nothing happens, but there could be a second part in the future, who knows (not me)).
Logan wishes he was better at telling Alex no. He doesn't want to be at this party, for a race he barely even took part of, his car giving up on lap 15. He doesn't want to be standing here, near the wall, as he watches the other drivers drink and dance, ignoring him completely. He doesn't want the drink Alex placed in his hand before disappearing, without even telling him what was in it. He wants to go to bed. He wants to call his mom.
One hour, that's how much time he has promised himself. He'll stay one hour, long enough to say he was there, not long enough to make him want to get completely smashed and sob into some girl's chest (that had been one time, but it had been a low point he does never want to repeat), and then he'll go back to the hotel. He doesn't remember the time difference well enough to know if he'll be able to talk to his mom before going to sleep, barely remembers in which country they're in.
He's contemplating his glass again, trying to decipher what kind of alcoholic concoction is in there and to ignore the thumping bass, when a pair of sneakers and blue jeans appear in his line of vision.
He looks up and finds himself face to face with three-soon-to-be-four times world Champion Max Verstappen. He doesn't think he's ever been in a one to one conversation with Max before, so he can't think about a single reason why he should be standing in front of him, looking straight at him. Unless he's here to kick him out? Would Max kick him out of the party for being too pathetic?
Now he's being self-pitying, he needs to stop. No drinking and sobbing incidents tonight.
"You okay, mate?" Max asks, voice barely loud enough over the music, eyes intense. The glass in Logan's hand feels slippery, he's afraid he'll drop it.
"Yeah, fine!" he replies, cringing at his own basic response, even if he doesn't know what else he could have said. It's not like Max is asking because he really cares, and it's not like he could give him the truthful answer either.
Instead of moving on and going back to the party like Logan is expecting after the somewhat failed social interaction, Max keeps looking at him, tilting his head slightly, eyes narrowed, before he steps closer and plucks the glass from Logan's hand, placing it on a nearby table.
"Follow me," he orders. He doesn't wait before turning around and walking away. For some reason, Logan doesn't even question it, just unsticks himself from his wall and follows him to the bar, where Max orders a beer and another g&t, and then up a flight of stairs, onto a balcony.
"Are we allowed to be here?" Logan asks, looking at the very obvious DO NOT OPEN sign hanging on the balcony door Max is already pushing open.
Max just shrugs, going outside and sitting down on a lawn chair, placing the drinks on the low table in front of him. Of course, Logan reminds himself, he's Max Verstappen, who's going to tell him no? He probably could buy this whole place out himself if he wanted to.
Logan sits down next to him.
"Here," Max says, passing him the beer. Again, Logan doesn't question it before taking a sip. Much better than Alex's weird drink.
For a long moment, they just sit in silence. They can still hear the music from downstairs, but it's different out here, with the sounds of the city and the fresh air. Logan almost forgets about being confused and upset, about wanting to go home. Home home. Then Max speaks again.
"We can talk about why you are sad, or we can sit here until I finish my drink. Both are okay."
Logan doesn't understand. Why is Max, of all people, wanting to talk to him about his shitty season? And why would he want to just sit there with him? Does he look that pathetic?
He tries to feel upset, tries to look for the spark of indignation, but he comes up empty. He can just stare at Max's profile as the other takes a sip of his drink, eyes fixed on the skyline, throat working.
Max doesn't ask again. He must accept that Logan's answer is silence, doesn't even seem put off by it, but Logan's brain can't stop buzzing, questions bouncing around so fast he can barely keep up with them.
They stay quiet. Max finishes his drink. Logan keeps watching him as he stretches slightly, before he stands up and turns to face him.
"If you want to come talk to me, I know how it feels, to be hungry" he says slowly, measured, like he's been thinking about this for the whole time. "But if you want advice right now..."
It takes a second for Logan to realize Max is waiting for a sign, and he rushes to nod. Max's lip curls up slightly, his eyes crinkling, before he turns serious again.
"At some point, you will of course have to decide if you want to lay down and wait for the team to take pity, or if you want to bite and make them work with you."
Logan blinks. Max blinks back.
When it's clear that Logan isn't going to say anything, Max nods, turns around, seems to rethink and turns back, his eyes impossibly bright.
"I can show you how to take what you want, whatever you want." Suddenly, it feels like they're not just talking about racing anymore. Logan's neck feels hot. Max licks his lips, something dangerous in his expression that is usually reserved for the track, for when things aren't as he'd like. Logan has seen it before, but never turned towards him. He's stuck on his chair, feeling like prey despite Max telling him he could, and should, take.
He waits for the blow, he knows it's coming, but is still completely unprepared for the way Max smiles when he speaks.
"I will even call you a good boy, if you do it right."
The sound Logan lets out is undignified enough it will have to go in the lowest points list right next to the drinking&crying episode, but Max laughs, not unkindly, squeezing Logan's shoulder.
"You have my number, and you know where I'll be next week. Drink your beer."
Logan has the bottle pressed against his lips even before Max has made it across the balcony, going back to the party.
#i don't know what this is i just know a fog came into my brain and when it disappeared this was on the page#do logan and max even have a ship name#as usual if there are typos no there aren't#and if this sucks please tell me so i can delete it and then die in shame thanks <3#logan/max#my writing#my brain is completely empty now i don't even know how to tag anymore#im gonna click post before i overthink this to death#just realised logan says exactly two words during this whole thing how dare i call this a 'talk'
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i don't hc the elves as any specific race or anything because they're elves, they're supposed to blend more over thousands of years all able to travel anywhere anytime with one society so they can't be as easily grouped as humans can
#then again if that were the case i'm sure there wouldn't be as many white characters but that's not my doing#kotlc#also i don't draw detailed facial features obviously. so you can't really tell in my art. i'm kinda lucky for that because otherwise i-#- would be overthinking to the max
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I am once again asking for opinions for my Strollonso aka LEGACY AU (which I promise I am making progress on)
I’m essentially debating whether to weave in a plot line I’d be recycling from an old Wip I had. It centers on Max going to Ferrari. Basically, RedBull would have been banned from the 2025-26 season for regulation breaches. Max misses the 2025 season and Charles wins. Come 2026, Max ends up joining Ferrari.
Now, why I would want to add this plot line
Changes the grid dynamic, explains how Aston Martin and others are actually able to be competitive
Ferrari!Max being a cool concept in general
Tight championship fight between Ferrari and Aston
Why I wouldn’t want to add this plot line
Means Lewis would have stayed only a year in Ferrari and retired? Which seems a little unlikely.
If I ever end up writing this as a Lestappen spin off of this AU, the ending would be kinda spoiled. And Ferrari wouldn’t win until at least 2028 but then the whole point of the ‘Legacy’ aspect for Aston kinda falls apart??
Obviously this story is focused on Strollonso, so adding this aspect might over complicate
I think I know which way I’m leaning but at the same time, I’m not sure on many aspects. Please help!!
Apologies for the slightly chaotic post, which most people probably don’t care about.
I promise once this detail is ironed out, I’ll be hitting you all with my Magnum opus of a Strollonso AU.
#f1#fanfic#lestappen#charles leclerc#max verstappen#strollonso#lance stroll#fernando alonso#i am overthinking this
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9 People You Want to Know Better
Got tagged by @lasatfat! :]
Three ships: Gonna pass this one cos all that come to mind are OC ships fdjsdfjklsjf
First ship: Oh man, good question x'D Sandstorm and Firestar maybe?? I don't think i was actively shipping them but i i do remember loving their dynamic lots and little me not having the (then) usual "I Don't Like Them On Principle Because Ew Romance" reaction to them
Last song: Someone outside was playing Everytime We Touch real loud
Last movie: Rewatched Puss in Boots: The Last Wish with my family last week c:
Currently reading: Slowly making my way through The Stolen Throne! Also picked up a really well cared for and pretty copy of Black Beauty 2nd hand recently so i'm re-reading that too
Currently watching: Still very very slowly watching M9 xd Also started two different Dragon Age LPs i put on as background noise now and then
Currently eating: Bread chips :)
Currently craving: Colder weather 😩
Tagging: @inquisimer @midmorninggrey @thatwinglessthing @heniareth @queenbol-of-baldurs-gate @cao-the-dreamer @drakonovisny @nomouthtospeakof and anyone else who'd like! c:
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#max if u read this do know that the sigrid/karlach brainworms are contagious and terminal#tag game#tried to branch out and not just tag all the same people that i always tag x'dd#(& also some moots i havent talked to much recently)#gotta beat that overthinker anxiety brain with a broom
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Carlos Sainz had 3.3% chance of winning both Singapore and Melbourne. Here's why:
I was in a silly goofy mood (as in fuming because I decided to sleep instead of watching the GP, thinking "ah yes Max will just win again", like an idiot) and I've started wondering what are the odds of Max ONLY having issues with the car when Carlos is front row (and ahead of charles in quali). So I've gathered my three braincells together and calculated it - around 3.3%. This is absolutely WILD. Obviously I'm not downplaying Carlos's ability to deliver when the opportunity arises HOWEVER I think it's nice to point out just how unlucky Charles is lol.
As to where the hell I pulled this number from - I've calculated it based on last 11 races (since Singapore 23), in the span of which Carlos outqualified Charles twice (leading to his two wins) and Max also had technical issues twice. (This realization actually prompted me to calculate it, because "what are the odds???", right?) Basically I checked how likely it is for two events of probability 18,(18)% (both Max having issues and Carlos outqualifying Charles - 2/11) to occur simultaneously, which I did by multiplying the numbers and BOOM 3.3%. (For this stat to work, we need to pretend that the rest of the grid doesn't exist and it's just between the ferraris, so just keep that in mind). I'd like to add that I'm absolutely no expert in maths so I COULD BE WRONG - if someone has a better idea how to count this, hit me up.
Also, data from 11 races is veeeeery scarce, so it's more of a "Look - that's an interesting stat" post, rather than anything else.
And on a different note-
3.3%? -> 33??? Hello??? Max Verstappen are you there???
So yeah, Charles continues to be the unluckiest ever [relatable]. If you flip the number around, he had 96.7% chance of winning at least one of the two races when redbull wasn't as strong as always.
#f1#ferrari#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#melbourne#melbourne gp 2024#australia gp 2024#singapore gp 2023#singapore 2023#melbourne 2024#australia 2024#australia grand prix#formula 1#statistics#statistiques#im overthinking this arent i?#aus 2024#carlos sainz 55#max verstappen#sainz#verstappen 33#maths#australian gp 2024
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I'd love to know what you think the birth order is of the 87 turtles
Oh man I think my age order headcanons change for them by the minute AHA, I love all interpretations! The popular idea of quadruplets that change the order/take turns on it whenever they feel like it is so fun. I think in regards for canon? My stance is the turtles both don’t know and never even thought to know. We barely get them to acknowledge they’re siblings, let along establish an age hierarchy. I don’t think the topic has ever come up AHA that feels the most in character
But like-delving into fanon?
The back of their toys lists Leonardo as 16, Michelangelo as 15 1/2 and Donatello and Raphael as 15, so that’s a fun order if you want to go off established info! Even if the info from the toys can be taken with a grain of salt. Similarly, you could also go via height order? Raphael and Leonardo are 5’1, Michelangelo is 5’0 and Donatello is 4’10 (again according to the toys and Cowabunga Collection this time)
Oh also! I read once that apparently one of the books lists Leonardo and Donatello as 16 and the other two as 15, but I was never able to find a source on it plus that’s just even more of a reach in general. Leonardo and Donatello you can definitely read as the oldest two, however Donatello does give me like. Third oldest middle child energy a lot, he can a brat /pos plus chill second oldest Michelangelo is just something I’m biased to, in the least he’s not the youngest in my mind.
In fact I’ll always be a strong advocate for Raphael being the youngest, he’s just got such “baby of the family” energy AHA so I do love assigning him that at any opportunity
OH ALSO! If we go by the air dates of their birthday episodes, Michelangelo’s birthday is November 6 and Raphael’s is December 19. For whatever reason the turtle wiki lists Donatello’s birthday as November 8? Still can’t find out why, but that’s another semi canon order too! I haven’t found a date for Leonardo yet
I think my personal favourite interpretation for their ages though?
It’s gotta be Michelangelo as the oldest, Donatello as the second oldest, Raphael as the second youngest and Leonardo as the youngest. Something about it is just so amusing to me and secretly youngest Leonardo is adorable, so it’s probably the order I’m most fond of!
O also I said this on here one time? Which I also definitely still enjoy as an interpretation AHA
Oh, and! Last year I made this comic WIP about their ages, I never finished it and I was still new to the fandom but honestly I don’t think I’d change too much if I remade it today, so have it too!
So the uh. TLDR my answer on their age order is Yeeeees…..?
#classic Max overthink#depending on what I’m creating I’ll likely be using a completely different age headcanon for them AHA#I just go with what works in the moment#like if I’m leaning more canon based i try to dodge mention of age order completely#but if I’m just getting silly with it I’m open to a variety of orders AHA again it’s just what feels right for what context
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FUCK YOU!!!
TAKE MY FANART, @mack-timelines !
I thought your au was cute and I had to draw it... before giving you the chance to do it lol
I really wanted to draw this idea out ever since I saw their au (below)
#im starting to REALLY hate my style#the reason I don't use color is because I always overthink which one to use#maybe when I stop wallowing in my own sadness I actually try and fix it lol#my art <3#sam & max#freelance husbands#freelance police#sam and max#sam & max freelance police#sam and max freelance husbands#sam and max hit the road#samandmax#sam and max freelance police#sam and max fanart#sam and max save the world#sam&max
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