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Thinking about how my first reaction to Spine in a mustache was similar to how a child would when they see their father shave off all his hair for the first time.
Literally told myself it was photoshop
I did NOT want to believe it was real 😭😭
#I was in denial#over his mustache#how crazy is that#steam powered giraffe#spg#the spine spg#my stuff
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my thoughts re: the main cast of the new nhl amazon docu-series
#and nary a nonwhite man! but yes lets put landeskog noted non-active player for the last two seasons in this show#connor mcdavid#leon draisaitl#matthew tkachuk#jacob trouba#sorry buddy i actually do like you a lot as a person outside of hockey (as much as i can like a celeb i dont know) but good lord ur elbows#david pastrnak#jeremy swayman#i hate you i hate you i hate you for being so good a goalie and being in the atlantic GRRRRR#quinn hughes#eldest sister narrative prevails as always#jack eichel#william nylander#IM SORRY a lot of his current pretty boy status is just people refusing to acknowledge the passage of time wreaking its usual havoc#on fine-haired pale-skinned white people#filip forsberg#still puzzling over why he was chosen besides his majestic mustache#love u bub#gabe landeskog
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May I offer you some NikPrice doodles in these trying times
#cod#nikprice#cod nikolai#nikolai cod#john price#captain price#captain john price#yeah okay I lied I didn't take a break#Forced myself to just make silly little doodles though#oh btw Price is supposed to be kissing Nik's shoulder on the colored one#but I couldn't make it look right with his fucking mustache#It's still cute though#Price might be a little bit drunk and getting all over Nik#hope you guys will enjoy <3#I spilled an entire water bottle on myself and my tablet drawing this#is this a sign#my art
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i am going to combust into a million pieces
#mario#super mario#smb#luigi#bowser#bowuigi#mario movie#super mario bros movie#what theFUCK going on#they won’t even let us BREATHE#you know damn well they enjoy seeing us go apeshit over these#i am literally losing my mind#i know i’m gonna be so disappointed when i go see the movie and it’s gonna be like only 2 seconds of luigi screen time#but it’s okay AS LONG AS WE GET A LUIGIS MANSION SPIN OFF#that’s all that matters to me <3#also why’s bowser doing that little maneuver with his mustache like 💀💀#gay gay homosexual gay#could he be any more homosexual#< the answer is NO#anyways i’m gonna go scream into my pillow for a little while
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#SILVER WAKE UP!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!#abt to be BLUE MUSTACHE CITY over here!!!!! he's a fool. he is never safe from the wrath of one silly silly marker#he's gonna have a mustache and fake glasses and whiskers on his cheeks. and lilia won't tell him when he gets back to diasomnia.#trust#silver like 'phew training today was a lot let me go to sam's shop to get a refresher' then sittin on the stairs. the FOOL#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#floyd leech#i was worried it wouldnt be obvious this was sam's shop at first. i will admit#suntails
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what if I told you johnlock was real in 2024
#artofcassafrass#this is the only holmes im like ok with that ive drawn#his face is so . frustrating to draw in perspective#watson is easier and as much as i reflexively give him a curly mustache its just not working for me#its because i have no self control and always over curl it and make him look fuckin GOOFY#so i draw the curl then erase and thats kind of the shape#to me watson holds his emotions in his nose and mouth when angry or frustrated. the motion is like puckered inbetween his eyes#for holmes its all like a horizontal line across the brow#from his browline and downwards is where the pull of his face goes.#also when acd was describing holmes in The boscombe valley mystery or whatever . i tried to speed sketch holmes#but it made me laugh and i couldnt finish#mans was on a MISSION
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Using the computer as a babysitter for Jed and Octavius is all fun and games until they figure out how to use Larry’s credit card
#And they will#To be clear it’ll still be fun just not for Larry#Larry won’t know until McPhee goes “you CANNOT keep getting your Amazon boxes delivered here”#“If you wanna buy 45 sunlamps 65 remote controlled miniature tanks 7 pairs of heelys a kiddie pool and 120 extension cords that fine but-#Now Larry has to try and think of a way to write this off as a business expense while sounding sane#I don’t think “The dead 17 year oId pharaoh I’m in charge of hasn’t seen the sun in four thousand years-#and honestly if he wants to have his magical jackals trail behind him holding sun lamps then I really can’t be the one to stop him”#Will go over well.#To be fair presenting that bill to the museum board might work. as far as they know he spends every night of his life in a dark museum#He also hasn’t seen the sun in months#Is it concerning that he apparently brought in a sand box and the maximum buyable number of lights that imitate sunlight? Yeah#Is it less concerning than “ancient reanimated corpse likes laying face down in the sand under a bunch of lights for enrichment”?#Also yeah#”what about the ultra realistic working doll sized cannons” “I just get bo- THE WHAT?”#My tags are a masterpiece#Teddy is delighting in the wonders of mustache gel#shitpost#jedtavius#Natm#night at the museum#larry daley#natm jedediah#natm octavius#natm larry
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most beautiful man in the world goes to poland? 🤨🇵🇱❓
#dr3#daniel ricciardo#dr3 gif#daniel ricciardo gif#my gifs#mine#I’m actually pleased with how gifs turned out for once!!!#I can’t get over how good he looks in this video#or how his little mustache curles up at the tips!!!
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i've literally seen NOBODY talking about this but i think this guy getting beat up could be Benrey... but dam!!! he looks very different!!! so i tried to combine his old look with his potential new look and... this is what I got (creepy man... but cool...)
BONUS coloured version I didn't like much and also a HLVRAI-era benny below
Summarized ID: a drawing of benrey looking forward smirking. he's missing a tooth, has a sparse mustache, his left eye is lighter/white and there is a scar on his left eyebrow. He has a dark shadow over his eyes.
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Image One: On the left are three reference images. The top one is of the man who was being beaten up by Combine in the HL2VRAI trailer. He is laying on the ground, smirking, with a tooth missing, a black eye, and a scar on his eyebrow. He has tan skin and a buzzcut, a wide nose, and possibly heterochromia. Could also be the lighting. The image below that is the stock image of the Barney Half Life One model. The third image is of Benrey from HLVRAI, looking at the viewer head on. He has high cheekbones, smile lines, shadowy eyes and a slim face. Above him in blue text reads: "you're not supposed to be here."
The drawing next to the reference images is of Benrey, but trying to combine the reference images. The drawing was made with a pencil-like brush and is uncoloured. He is looking forward smirking. he's missing a tooth on his left side, has a sparse mustache, his left eye is lighter/white and there is a scar on his left eyebrow. He has a dark shadow over his eyes that extends from his slightly receding hairline. His hair is black. He wears a collared shirt.
The first bonus image is the same image as the first drawing but now coloured. Benrey has tan skin, lit from the right side, and is wearing a blue shirt. The shadows are more purple in tone. The second bonus image is him but looking like he did in HLVRAI: clean shaven, wearing a tie, and his helmet. No scar, no heterochromia, and no missing tooth.
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#hlvrai#hl2vrai#i think it could be him bc the trailer focused on him for a moment also he has that cheeky mfing grin which is so benrey moment#i REALLY like the new design iff this is him...#looks like someone i would not want to run into... scary and creepy but very cool#GOTTA have the shadow over his eyes ok its law#the scar? the missing tooth? the little mustache and also the heterochromia (?)#veryyyy cool#scopophobia#benrey#op art#benry#hlvrai benrey#hlvrai benry
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Punk(?) rock edition doodles.
Mike and Miriam belong to @joeyprotozoa
#wander over yonder#watchdogs#woy watchdogs#watchdog oc#teddy the watchdog#reverend Mike#reverend Miriam#joeyprotozoa#I guess aesthetically he looks like one of those emo or goth scene kids during the height of the XD so random era#the kind that'd wear a mustache necklace and tophat with a t-shirt#he would give anyone who said that quite the look#also he's (mostly) telling the truth about the music#(although he is known for telling blatant lies as a joke while making good use of his flat affect)#he never listened to music for music's sake#and was too busy reading to hear much incidental music outside of video games#he usually played with the sound off anyways#he got introduced to rock at bootcamp and gradually got into harder and harder rock#btw Miriam's wearing a KISS outfit#it's hard to shrink down though
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in a scene full of hauntingly poignant lines, "Well you are the adult in the situation" remains the most maddening to me.
It's easy to see and understand things when you're not the one in them. Weston says to not call his dad and Eddie sees this for what it is. anger at the absence. fear at getting his heart broken again when his dad inevitably doesn't show up. but he understands. he understands that Weston still wants his dad there. that it'd be good for him if he were. so he pushes his dad to go see his son, even if he was uninvited
but when it comes to him? the adult in his own situation with Christopher? he pulls back. despite on some level understanding that the anger is a facade hiding hurt
#i could get into how his parents are affecting his choice to stay away#but that's for another day#i think this sets up him going to texas to get his son back perfectly well#i can see the scene where he shaves the mustache off while music plays over it#followed by him putting his bag into his car#and giving buck a hug goodbye#ala the henchim scene when chim went to look for maddie#911.txt#eddie diaz
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why is this literally so hot??
#💭#the shadow over half his face then boom color#those features... cheekbones... /nose/... that goddamn mustache...#and don't even get me started on the fucking shirt + leather jacket combo#javiercito me vas a matar 😵💫
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please. i’d go to jail in his stead if he would just shave that off
#clint barton#hawkeye#marvel comics#i’m so tired of his state in recent comics i really thought we were free i thought it was over#“you just grew out a mustache” “yeah but that took Effort” 🏳️⚧️⁉️
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I think it’d be funny that when Harumi tries to re-summon Garmadon that she accidentally just ends up summoning Regular Sensei Garmadon TM
Harumi: … and then we can destroy your son!
Sensei Garmadon: oh ya that sounds great but can you give me one sec
Sensei Garmadon furiously dialing 9-1-1: hi hello please help I’m on park avenue on the corner of-
Bonus: Garmadon trying to blend in with the motorcycle gang but his dad senses keep giving him away
Garmadon: yea I hate that luh-loid guy but *leans forward* have you guys ever thought of unionizing because you’ve got a good thing going here and-
Garmadon: yea I’m totally down to destroy ninjago because who hasn’t! But uh have you guys thought of health benefits? At all?
#lord garmadon#Garmadon#ninjago#rewatching ninjago#princess harumi#Garmadon is so tired at this point#hed sense Harumi’s parent issues and just adopts her to solve the issues#Garmadon: hi Lloyd I’m back this is ur new sister she’s feral#Garmadon: I got her vetted tho so dw#reason why this should have happened:#Garmadon seeing what happened to wu and absolutely losing his shit over it#he doesn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes as he keeps repeatedly poking the tiny mustache goatee combo#I just think he deserves it a lil easier
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Here's Graywing, a kind cat that always uses his head and stays out of clan troubles to care for his family! (said the fandom)
I spent the entire series assuming his character would develop, just keeping my hopes up. UNTIL HE FUCKING DIED. WHEN?? WHEN WAS HE LOVING???
DUDE IT KILLS ME!! HOW DID THEY WRITE A CHARACTER THIS BADLY??
He's super nasty!! He's really rude to Turtle Tail, Bumble, and even Thunder. He thinks of Wind Runner like a scheming, ambitious bitch trying to grab at power while pumping up Tall Shadow when she displays no happiness in the role and no one respects her.
Meanwhile, he's kissing Clear Sky's ass and trying to endlessly appease him, whining and crying about being Just As Bad when the other cats in his group suggest defensive measures. HE PUSHED THUNDER INTO RECONNECTING WITH HIS FATHER.
And his "love" of Bright Stream and Storm is incredibly uncomfortable. He's pining over them while they're obviously not interested, totally blowing past that Bright Stream is being pressured into leaving her life behind and coping with Storm not liking him by thinking of her as an object to give away to make Clear Sky happy.
The only unironic love he displays is towards Turtle Tail's children... who don't love him back. Why the fuck would you write UNREQUITED PARENTAL LOVE WHAT IS THIS??
Like I can't stress enough, TOM the WIFEBEATER is their dad the moment he reveals it. Guy they don't know who beats women. Owl Eyes even has this awkward scene where he has to smooth over that he does not see Gray Wing as his dad without offending him.
I have never been so uncomfortable reading warriors as I have been while reading Gray Wing's POV. Him and Clear Sky are my two most hated WC characters, it's not even close. They're rock bottom material.
#He's only wise because the narrative bends over backwards to make his STUPID AND BIASED choices the correct ones#It's insane. It's almost unbelievable#Clear still ranks below Gray to me personally though because he is like. Personally upsetting#I can't believe how badly they excuse his abuse. It's actually egregious#Oh Hes Scared :( ALL ABUSERS SAY THAT YOU GHOULS!!!#THEY ALL MAKE SHIT UP LIKE THAT#ABUSERS DONT TWIRL THEIR FUCKING MUSTACHE AND LAUGH EVILLY#HAVE YOU EVER SPOKEN TO AN ABUSE VICTIM EVER?#Dotc hate
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in my mind thomas wayne was a massive loser (affectionate) and this is a photo that is framed in wayne manor because martha and alfred thought it was hilarious
#based on that kid who missed the moon landing because he got knocked in the head with a mallet or something#don't worry im not neglecting thomas's mustache#i just imagine his mustache spawned sometime in the 70s#martha and alfred bully him mercilessly for this for the rest of his life#he never gets over it#thomas wayne#martha wayne#alfred pennyworth#dc comcis#batman#art
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