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@fries-is-silly and I have been calling them hatduo. you'll never guess why.
#theyre our individual favorites therefore we have to draw them in situations#our funny neighbors#remember when q!bagi walked in on q!phil's argument with lullah during his possession#because i never forgot#WE WERE LOSING OUR MINDS WE WERE OUT OF OUR GOURDS FOR THAT ONE#syd spiels qsmp#qsmp#q!bagi#q!philza#the funny#my art#syd's art#qsmp fanart
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There’s multiple spider seasons where I live. One in spring, and one in fall. They just explode everywhere, and when they do they tend to take up residence in our entryway. There’ll be a bunch but over time it’ll be one big spider left standing.
The very first door spider we had was our favorite. Her web was out of the way and she was a beautiful bright orange and black. Also much like ships, they’re all she to us.
One year was a giant terrifying spider who lived directly over the door. My betrothed called her Shelob and I’m grateful every day that I never saw her.
The latest to reign supreme is an average garden spider that my betrothed has named Fat Princess for her round little butt.
Today we exited the house and my betrothed started cooing up at her, “Ooh! Fat Princess is getting so big! She prospers!”
At that moment a delivery man walked around the corner and stared at us. We stared back. I quietly said, “We named the spider Fat Princess.”
#ramblies#funny#story#he gave a very awkward smile and left us with our neighbors packages#spiders#ffs foibles
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Looks like you found one of those golden retriever girls! Good luck with that, Tamarack
(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)
#our life#our life 2#our life now and forever#olnf#olnf tamarack#tamarack baumann#our life tamarack#incorrect quotes#fan edit#fan made#not canon#mc annabeth#annabeth is soooooo jason mendoza coded it's crazy#like she's not stupid but she is kinda dumb and happy most of the time and she loves tama more than anything#this quote probably works a little better in step 3 but i don't have those sprites so maybe I'll redo this when i do#also tama is the ONLY person allowed to call her annie! everyone else calls her beck or maybe annabeth if they're close#i need the step 2 angst so bad it's not even funny. i need it and i need it right now#like none of my mcs are having a good time in step 2 but becks arc is about how hard it can be to always be the positive and upbeat one#and that maybe her two best neighbors take that for granted sometimes and need to let her feel negatively wo making her feel guilty#sunshine characters breaking down/snapping my beloved
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listen, the joys of accidentally overbuying Halloween candy cannot be overstated
Me: take however many you want! 5-yr old girl dressed as dinosaur: howevew many I want??
my mom: [fills a toddler's bucket to the brim] toddler: [eyes buggin out]
Me: take big handfuls! one in a gang of 9-11-yr old boys: handFUL or handFULS? Me: handFULS him: [short-circuiting] his friend: this is my favorite house. I live at that house over there, but this is my favorite. the first boy, going hogwild: you said handFULS their smallest friend, very worried: hey y'all, save some for me
7/8-yr old pirate: can I have this one? me: yeah! him: woah! can I have this one? me: sure! him: woah! can I h
#it's frickin bats! ilovehalloween#we didn't have many kids but the kids we did have were sooo sweet and funny#our next-door neighbors' teeny-tiny toddler was a garbage truck and his shirt said 'WASTE MANAGEMENT' on it#[sobbing emoji]#Halloween#x
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Every time I stay in an Airbnb I'm reminded of when me and my family were homeless for like six months
(Part 17)
#well we weren't HOMELESS just without a home#Like our house wasn't finished being built cause' our neighbor had beef with us and stopped it from happening#since her husband and my uncle sold a LOT of drugs together and he sold my uncle out to get less jail time#dont know why she was mad at us 🙄#Anyways we just moved from Airbnb to Airbnb for like half a year#we lived in some sketch ass places y'all#the house across from us had a grease fire and was burnt to a CRISP#like charred black#anyways!!!#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb church#rvb wash#rvb tucker#rvb caboose#rvb sister#tweet#funny tweets
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Everyone's getting so heated over evolution right now that I kinda want to say I believe in some secret, third thing for kicks and giggles. Get real gnostic on 'em.
Oh? You believe in evolution? And you believe in creationism? Well *I*, the most learned of individuals, believe that we are actually yet still in our larval stage as a species and will only be able to enter the kingdom of heaven when we grow the exoskeletons which will make it so our flesh can handle the gaze of God, like a REAL Christian
#sorry sorry but both sides of this have been SO funny to me as someone whose take on it generally is 'eh it's probably evolution but if God#said it isn't someday i won't hardly be mad about it'#it's so funny to me because people are basically recreating the same arguments that took place in sixth grade science class#except you're using bigger words and i'm very proud of the language development boys and girls!#well done superstars!#now how about we focus on sharing and talking respectfully about our neighbors next hmm?
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today on have i eaten and hydrated enough and is this another version of really really odd mildly self-destructive thought patterns or do i need to be thinking about this: oh hey my roommate looks cute.
#kazoo noises#to be clear this is mostly a joke bc like last week i seriously considered downloading a dating app bc How Do I Know I'm *Really* Aro#Huh?! have i tried it since last time??? (this is a dumb idea and i realized it when i woke up after a full nights sleep)#anyway ive been aware he's a cutie objectively speaking the entire time but the timing is VERY funny to me#also for a dude i watched Struggling To Park with our fuck ass neighbors and back from rock climbing. he makes it work#anyway if ur in the market for a Guy i do not think hes got a partner. he likes league of legends and whiskey and is afraid of spiders
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recently ive been getting really sick of my neighbors i wish that i had a bunch of money so that i could buy up their houses and only let people i live live near me
#neighbors 1 used to be friends but theyre trumpies and also neglect and borderline abuse their dog#i like river hes not a bad dog but hes not trained well and is a very large and powerful dog and really really wants to kill my cats#and they just let him loose wander in the road wander into other peoples yards and hes trapped me and my mom outside because#he tries to force his way into our house if we try to go back inside of our house and i kinda dont want my cats guts splattered everywhere#neighbors 2 have a fenced in yard with a lab and a husky that they leave outside all of the time in their yard#as far as i know they dont have a dog house or even food and water out there and absolutely no toys and the dogs bark constntly#probably because theyre so bored outside in the hot weather usually without shade and no entertainment they bark at each other#or anyone in the yards of the neighboring houses or they bark at the door begging to be let back inside or bark at the windows#and theyre patriots too they got one of those huge skeletons last halloween and theyve kept it up ever since changing out the spotlight#for holidays which initially i really liked i thought it was funny but then for memorialday/july 4th they dressed in patriotically#and i hate america so . i hate them and how they neglect their dogs#neighbors 3 they are related to the one good neighbor BUT. theyre married (?) and they scream at each other arguing all of the time and#because of the geography of where we live it echos right to our house very loudly and it gives me anxiety and they have a kid or kids#who sometimes cry loudly because they scream yell at each other loudly i kinda hope they (not the kids) go to hell#neighbors 4 i . im not sure if theyre newer here but they also have dogs but so far theyve kept them on leashes i think?#except for that one time where their dog just. walked up to me. idk if they let the dog loose on purpose or if it was accidental#but recently me and my mom were outside messing with the garden and They are also a couple and were screaming at each other#also ! i love straight people 😍 please breakup or get a divorce or move away or go to hell youre fucking crazy people go to therapy#and then theres the people on super loud motorcycles or in super loud cars and then theres the other neighbors with the isra hell flag#and the other neighbors that i SUPER SUPER SUPER HATE and have hated for YEARS ecause i went to school with one and hes#racist as fuck i hope he dies or something. and because of them we dont even go down the road that way#they have free roaming animals that would go into the road and they run some ? atv repair or something out of their house and sometimes#completely occupy the whole road loading shit or something. like if you want stereotypical redneck assholes its them#and i hate all of these people so much. mutuals you should live here instead of them. its the blue ridge mountains its higher altitude#its pretty but sometimes it rains and causes something of a 'creek' to flow but were on a mountain so it flows down and away#and well sometimes the sewer smells really bad for some reason idk but like . its fine dont worry about it#and bears might drag your trashcans up the mountain but just dont leave food outside and they wont do that#we have a . shockingly beautiful ?? dumpster on the road too so its okay 👍#dear lird i just scrolled up and thats a lot of words . o well
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#on brand for nascar fans lmao#it’s funny tho#and plus they’re our neighbors while we’re camping and they’re cool!#they keep calling us ‘hey friends!’ lmaooo#and they’re from canada too#their accent really gave it away with the ‘eh?’ and overall how they pronounce things#they’re partiers too but they’re fun lol#nascar#nascar fan core#nascar core#idk#funny#mine#mispeedway#michigan international speedway#mis#mispeedway 2023#mis 2023
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idk anything about fantasy games but I keep running into comments and posts online that r essentially like “fantasy racism is completely different to irl racism because [insert mechanism or trait that is essential to perpetuating irl racism]”
#this isn’t referring to anything in specific its rly just me being like neighbors argument sounds good af#there was some post abt dark elves in dm that made me look into drows etc etc it’s just funny#I’m not surprised that nerds are racist and in denial abt racism tho lol#like if you don’t see the critical narrative function of racism irl… babes idk what to tell you#also ppl think that you can just invent fictional ideologies or beliefs without subconsciously referencing what’s real#if your argument is that systematic discrimination is essential to worldbuilding#you should anticipate the fictional version of discrimination to be allegorical to some extent#the real world is our singular point of reference for fiction anyway#the main issue is that ppl think the conversation is about moralizing the existence of prejudice/discrimination/classism in fantasy#when its really about evaluating its effectiveness and execution
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I know I have a severe case of dematillomania and trichotillomania bc I think ab getting surgical tools like multiple times a year when I have a particularly stubborn DEEP hair
#marquilla#i need: localized anesthetic. tiiiiiny scalpel. tiiiiiny hemostats. tiiiiny clamps. okay mostly i want a scalpel#ive thought ab using an exacto blade more than once. only thing stopping me is the probability of hitting an artery or blood vessel :/#it's too high. my fear of blood is severely diminished when im digging out a hair but it comes back when i see a gush from digging too far#well the pain also stops me i should add that. but mostly the blood vessel thing#i know i have a severe case but i dont intend on stopping bc none of the suggested coping mechanisms and alternatives help me#listen man it's this or smoking. i need something and this does less damage to my body#i can have a little self destructive coping mechanism as a treat#it'd be drinking if i could stomach alcohol. too self aware/cheap to do drugs. seriously consider smoking hence why this is my alternative#and why i dont talk to my therapists ab it anymore. and im too not poor but uhhh financially aware? to gamble#like ive gambled at carnivals lol and my mom will play this one game for hours if we let her (which is funny bc throughout my childhood the#guy running that booth every year was our neighbor we had beef with. we preteneded to not know each other during the carnival agsgdgdggd#i seriously consider smoking like 6x a year but the cosmetic damage (yellow teeth. yellow brittle nails. whatever the hell it does to fuck#up your skin) are more heavy deterrents than the health aspects. also im cheap and hate the smell of smoke sgdgdggd so lucky me huh?#so i need SOME unhealthy coping mechanism so this is better than the other options. besides this is KEEPING me from those so..
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Once again thinking about that convo/crack theory @lunar-wandering and I had about Natlan and the possibility of it just getting straight up teleported into the void a la Danny Phantom and that's why we don't see people from there. Also that thing about Atlantis/Mu parallels
Anyway it reminded me of that "What if it was all a dream" meme where my entire country is just straight up GONE from that one map
#genshin impact#like I just think it was so funny how Filos were like ''thank GOD'' while our neighboring SEAsians are screaming about the storms shcjchdkhc
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These are certainly some choices.
#taylor swift#was looking up flags of Taylor on Amazon because I’d think it would be funny if we put one up#we have a flagpole we don’t want and two of our neighbors have actual flags on them and I saw this#obsessed with the tolerate it one and how they cut off part of the mtr line
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It's really funny because when I'm at my own apartment building I'm like "wow, this is so nice" :) everything's really clean and well lit and there's never any trash outside the trash receptacles and there's never junk around. And then I go to a different building to drop off some mail that's been put in the wrong post box or to have a short cut through to avoid a barking dog and I'm like. Damn, y'all really live like this?
#by ''building'' i mean we're all a part of the same complex i'm just in building 10 and my neighbor is in building 11 ya know#i know i'm being such a bitch it's just really funny because our building never has trash scattered around and then i go to a different one#and there's chip bags and beer cans everywhere#oscar talks to himself
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happy 2024 my first meal of the year was Weird Leftovers :D homemade lefse (soft flat bread), that my mom made from a late viking age/early medieval recipe. stuffed full of smoked mackerel that our neighbor fished. eaten in bed. while continuously picking out fish bones. Truly an Experience
#gave my mom a book on medieval food culture for christmas#our fridge was already full of a BUNCH of the ingredients needed (cause christmas food is already borderline medieval)#so we've been eating like filthy rich farmers from the 800s for like a week.#shoutout to the neighbor for always giving us fish. what a ledge. what would we do without him#vitpost#the book is also rly funny because it's full of anecdotes by other europeans back in the day who were just out there#talking shit about nordic cuisine. telling ppl our cheese was full of worms :( that we only drank spoiled milk :(#how about you have some Skyr and maybe you'll calm down#unpopular opinion: nordic food is good actually. people are just mean :( it's not all meatballs and potatoes and slow cooked sheep heads#sure I'm eating smoked fish full of bones out of a slab of flour. but that's a me problem.#we have other food too.
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well i don't know what i was expecting today to have in store for me but someone stealing my husband's license plates off of his car and putting them on a different car the same make and model as his and then crashing that car in another nearby city and fleeing the scene of the accident certainly wasn't it!
#looooooove having cops knock on my door!#love having to talk to a cop while i'm home alone with my baby#thanks a lot person who stole my spouse's plates#it was admittedly pretty funny when the cops from our city realized the cops in the neighboring city hadn't even checked the perp's VIN#they were pissed lmao
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