#our funny neighbors

[gyaru-tau]

@fries-is-silly and I have been calling them hatduo. you'll never guess why.

[foldingfittedsheets]

There’s multiple spider seasons where I live. One in spring, and one in fall. They just explode everywhere, and when they do they tend to take up residence in our entryway. There’ll be a bunch but over time it’ll be one big spider left standing.

The very first door spider we had was our favorite. Her web was out of the way and she was a beautiful bright orange and black. Also much like ships, they’re all she to us.

One year was a giant terrifying spider who lived directly over the door. My betrothed called her Shelob and I’m grateful every day that I never saw her.

The latest to reign supreme is an average garden spider that my betrothed has named Fat Princess for her round little butt.

Today we exited the house and my betrothed started cooing up at her, “Ooh! Fat Princess is getting so big! She prospers!”

At that moment a delivery man walked around the corner and stared at us. We stared back. I quietly said, “We named the spider Fat Princess.”

[disaster-magician]

Looks like you found one of those golden retriever girls! Good luck with that, Tamarack

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

listen, the joys of accidentally overbuying Halloween candy cannot be overstated

Me: take however many you want! 5-yr old girl dressed as dinosaur: howevew many I want??

my mom: [fills a toddler's bucket to the brim] toddler: [eyes buggin out]

Me: take big handfuls! one in a gang of 9-11-yr old boys: handFUL or handFULS? Me: handFULS him: [short-circuiting] his friend: this is my favorite house. I live at that house over there, but this is my favorite. the first boy, going hogwild: you said handFULS their smallest friend, very worried: hey y'all, save some for me

7/8-yr old pirate: can I have this one? me: yeah! him: woah! can I have this one? me: sure! him: woah! can I h

[ibetittering]

Every time I stay in an Airbnb I'm reminded of when me and my family were homeless for like six months

(Part 17)

[lilaccatholic]

Everyone's getting so heated over evolution right now that I kinda want to say I believe in some secret, third thing for kicks and giggles. Get real gnostic on 'em.

Oh? You believe in evolution? And you believe in creationism? Well *I*, the most learned of individuals, believe that we are actually yet still in our larval stage as a species and will only be able to enter the kingdom of heaven when we grow the exoskeletons which will make it so our flesh can handle the gaze of God, like a REAL Christian

[rurinnfane]

The next person who says something to me about “don’t worry about citizenship when you move to Canada because Trump will make sure it becomes our next state” owes me, someone who has actually studied international relations and global conflict, a minimum of 50 USD

[chaotic-so3k]

I've seen people having the nickname "Vitya" be used for Viktor in fanfiction/discourse over how he would feel about it, and guys, I am glad that we're embracing traditional nicknames, but, hey, let me pitch you a great idea, what if we just didn't this one time

@chappellist i think you remember it

[weepylucifer]

there's a woman in my apartment building who has a little dog, and sometimes when she takes him out, the dog will bark in the hallway and then i can hear her urgently shushing it... which is so funny to me. girl there's a dude in the apartment down the hall who just screams. for no fucking reason. i promise you, your little puppy is fine

[lilidawnonthemoon]

[girliism]

i really love clowns and i think they are insanely misrepresented.

[shrekshugebadussy]

[gierosajie]

Once again thinking about that convo/crack theory @lunar-wandering and I had about Natlan and the possibility of it just getting straight up teleported into the void a la Danny Phantom and that's why we don't see people from there. Also that thing about Atlantis/Mu parallels

Anyway it reminded me of that "What if it was all a dream" meme where my entire country is just straight up GONE from that one map

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

These are certainly some choices.

[borgeslabyrinth]

It's really funny because when I'm at my own apartment building I'm like "wow, this is so nice" :) everything's really clean and well lit and there's never any trash outside the trash receptacles and there's never junk around. And then I go to a different building to drop off some mail that's been put in the wrong post box or to have a short cut through to avoid a barking dog and I'm like. Damn, y'all really live like this?

[thesinglesock]

happy 2024 my first meal of the year was Weird Leftovers :D homemade lefse (soft flat bread), that my mom made from a late viking age/early medieval recipe. stuffed full of smoked mackerel that our neighbor fished. eaten in bed. while continuously picking out fish bones. Truly an Experience