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saintnocturne · 6 years ago

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Drunken Misadventures

Hey look it’s another au based off of a writing prompt.

Prompt: I was crawling through the ceiling space on a dare and then the tiles fell through and I landed in your room, I’m really sorry.

College AU: David almost never gets drunk, but his roommate’s throwing a party to celebrate the fact that finals are over, so he decides maybe just this once he’ll have some fun. He's a happy and kind of childish drunk, and also makes bad decisions easily, just wanting to make people happy. Plus he has absolutely no filter, so that’s fun. Shenanigans ensue.

First person, David's POV

Fandom: Camp Camp

Ship: Gwenvid (romantic or platonic, up to you)

Words: 2060

This is why I don’t go to parties. Well, no, this is why I don’t let my roommate host parties in our dorm. I love him, but Jasper’s friends are some of the craziest people I’ve ever met. And when he brings them all around and gets them intoxicated, something completely stupid always happens unless I’m there to stop it. But I may have been there this time, but Jasper, the little shit, had gotten me drunk, so I wasn’t really all there. Usually, I just have one or two drinks, if any, at Jasper’s parties, and then go spend the rest of the night in the library on my laptop. I decided this time, maybe I could let loose for once in my life, as it was after finals, and I’d been pretty hard on myself with studying for the past few weeks. I haven’t gotten really drunk in months. So I had a couple of beers, which tasted terrible. And that led to me being convinced to do a couple of shots, which turned into a contest between Jasper and I of who could take the most shots in a minute. He won, seeing as I can’t stand the taste of alcohol, and am a total lightweight. So yeah, I’ve had a lot of alcohol.

And now I’m watching one of Jasper’s friends standing on a chair in the middle of our dorm, pushing a ceiling tile aside. I feel like this isn’t something he should be doing, but I don’t really care enough about the rules to stop him. They’re all yelling, trying to decide who’s going to do something, I don’t really know what. I’m not really paying attention to any of it, just observing. Wait, why are people staring at me? They’re yelling my name. I look to Jasper in confusion, and he just shouts at me to do it.

“What am I doing?”

It’s someone I’ve never seen who responds. I guess Jasper invited him? Jasper knows a lot of people.

“You’re gonna crawl through the ceiling dude!”

I don’t exactly want to do this. I don’t know why they want me to.

“Why me?”

“Why the fuck not, bro!”

Someone else pipes up in the back.

“I’ll give you fifty bucks!”

Hmm, this seems fair. I could use fifty bucks. That’s a lot of money for just going up into the ceiling. It’s not like anything’s going to happen. Part of me wonders if I’m in any state to be making decisions like this, but that part is overridden by the much drunker part of me that would quite like fifty dollars and to impress Jasper’s friends.

“Sure! Yeah! This’ll be fun!”

Jasper shoots me a thumbs up. I get up from where I was sitting on the floor and immediately the room spins. That’s probably not good. I stumble over to the chair. This is going to be harder than I thought. But everyone seems so happy. That makes me happy! I want to do things that make people happy. This will make people happy. Therefore, I will do it. I clamber up onto the chair and try to keep my balance. I am very much swaying on this chair. I hope I physically can climb into the ceiling. I am very lanky. I’m not sure if that will be a good or bad thing in this situation. I reach up and grab onto the tile. I’m not really sure where to go from here. And then I hear Jasper drunkenly yell.

“I’ve got a plan! Let me help you!”

I don’t see how this could go badly. And then Jasper grabs my waist and hoists me up into the air. Oh wow. I am very much out of balance. I flail around for a few seconds, but eventually am able to grab onto the ceiling tile and pull part of my body onto it. The rest of my body is held up higher, I think Jasper is on the chair now? I can’t really tell. I can’t see him. But at least now I can get the rest of me into the ceiling. I crawl in and hear a whoop of triumph. I turn around and look down at the sea of drunken college students (okay, there’s about eight of them, but still) and am immediately unsure of what comes next.

“What now?”

“Uh, I don’t know, crawl around in there I guess. Do cool shit!”

Jasper’s friend’s drunken ramble is directly followed by a cheer and people start chanting “Do cool shit,” at me. I guess I’ll just start crawling? I don’t really see anywhere to go. It’s all just flat. I can’t tell where our dorm ends and the next begins. I pick a random direction and start off. Being lanky was definitely a disadvantage. I feel all scrunched up. I don’t particularly like this, and am not entirely sure why I’m doing it. Oh, yeah, fifty bucks. Still, I turn around and start heading back for our dorm. Wait, where is it? I don’t see the hole where the tile was pushed aside.

And suddenly, I’m not in the ceiling anymore. I’m falling. Oh, wow, I’m falling. I’m gonna land somewhere. I’m gonna land on the floor and get hurt. But I don’t. I land on a bed. Thankfully, it is unoccupied. Why am I here? What happened? I then notice the ceiling tile that has landed near me. Oh, it must have fallen and taken me with it. Is someone yelling? Huh, they are. It’s a girl, sitting in a bed on the other side of the room. I don’t think I’ve seen her before.

“What the ever-loving fuck?”

“Hello!”

“Who the fuck are you? Why are you in my room?”

“I’m David! What’s your name?”

“I, uh, Gwen. Did you… actually… fall from the fucking sky?”

“Yep! I was up there, and now I’m not.”

I pointed up to the ceiling, where Gwen appears to notice the hole where the tile has fallen through.

“Holy shit, were you in the ceiling? Why were you in the ceiling?”

“I don’t remember. Oh, wait, I know! Fifty bucks! Also to make Jasper’s friends happy.”

“Who is- wait… you’re drunk, aren’t you?”

“Hehe, yeah. Very. Jasper challenged me to a contest. He did a bunch more shots than I did. He’s drunker than me. But I’m a lightweight. I don’t drink very often.”

“You do know it’s one am, right? Normal people are trying to sleep.”

“Nonsense! Finals are over. You seem cool, you should come party with us. As soon as I figure out how to get back up there.”

“Oh hell no. There is no way you’re getting back up in the ceiling. You know what, fuck it! I could use a fucking drink, cause there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after this. I’ll come fucking party with you. But we’re going back to your dorm the normal way. No more ceiling crawling.”

“Yay! New party friend! But I need fifty bucks, I gotta do ceiling stuff.”

“I’m sure they were never actually going to give you fifty bucks, but if they were, they’ll give it to you anyways. You went into the ceiling, that’s all that matters.”

“If you say so! Let’s go do party stuff.”

“Sure, let me, uh, just get changed out of my pajamas first. Ugh, I don’t feel like going all the way out to the communal bathrooms to get changed.”

“I know, I know, I know! I’ll sit in the hall outside of your dorm while you get changed!”

“I guess that’ll work.”

I get up off the bed and stagger out of the dorm, collapsing on the floor. I like Gwen. She seems nice. I am very bad at moving around like this. I should be able to make it back to the dorm, though. I look at Gwen’s door. 312. That means she’s right next to Jasper and I. We’re neighbors! I want to burst in and tell her this, but remember she’s changing. That would be bad. She might get mad at me. I don’t want that to happen. I want her to be my friend. Suddenly, the door opens and Gwen steps out, wearing a green t-shirt and shorts. I didn’t really see her that well earlier because it was dark, but she’s really cute! Now I double want her to be my friend.

“We’re neighbors! I’m 313!”

“Huh, that makes sense. So you’re the asshole who throws parties all the time that keep me up at night.”

“No, no, that’s not me! That’s Jasper! He has crazy friends. They’re fun. Most of the time I hang out at the library though. I don’t like doing parties. But I did this one! Because no more finals! Yay!”

Gwen laughs a little. She looks down at me sitting on the floor with a strange look. I think it’s a good one. She’s smiling. I like her smile. I decide to tell her this.

“Your smile is really nice.”

She blushes, and laughs again, but this time it isn’t a good laugh. It’s an awkward one. There’s a nervous look on her face.

“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to make things weird. But now your face is nervous, and I feel bad. You don’t have to come party if you don’t want to! I just want to be your friend and tell you that you’re cute. Wait, I shouldn’t have said that either. I don’t want to make you uncomfortable. I’m sorry I fell through the sky into your room.”

“Hey, hey, it’s okay, I just wasn’t expecting it. You know, you’re pretty cute too. You seem like a big dork, and it’s kind of endearing.”

“I am a big dork! Jasper calls me that all the time! He’s my best friend, so he knows a lot of things about me. And he says even when I’m not drunk, I’m still a dork! Do you want to go party?”

“Sure, let’s go party.”

I grab onto her hand and pull her to my dorm, and she laughs. I knock on the door, and Jasper answers.

“Dude, there you are! You’re just in time, Rich and Brooke are about to see which of them can chug more of a bottle of vodka without throwing up because Jake brought two bottles. Where were you?”

“I have no idea who any of those people are! This is Gwen, I fell through her ceiling so I invited her to come party with us! She’s my friend.”

Gwen gives a little wave to Jasper and I realize I’m still holding onto her hand, which I let go of.

“We are friends, right?”

“We will be after tonight.”

“Heck yeah!”

“That’s lit, dudes! The more the better, come party with us and place bets on who can drink the most!”

Gwen and I enter the party, where everyone is cheering as two people, most likely Rich and Brooke, chug bottles of vodka. Rich puts his down first, with half of the alcohol remaining, and looks like he’s going to puke. Brooke holds hers up in victory, there’s only a third left, and whoops, there goes Rich, puking all over the kitchen tiles. But then he’s laughing, and she’s laughing, and it’s all good. One of us will clean that up eventually. Everyone is having a good time, so that’s what Gwen and I decide to do.

—

God, what time is it? Everything in me aches and my head is pounding. I sit up and feel like I’m about to puke everywhere. Did I fall asleep on the floor? Jasper is still asleep, on his actual bed, but everyone else seems to be gone. I check my phone. It’s three pm. That would explain it. And that’s when I notice my arm. There’s sharpie on it. A phone number, and underneath it, messy writing. “Text me, dork.” Vague memories of last night come back to me and I facepalm at how dumb I acted in front of a cute girl who seemed even mildly interested in me. But if Gwen was able to put up with drunk me enough to write her number on my arm, she’ll probably be able to do the same for sober me, so you know what, maybe I will.

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jenna347-blog · 3 years ago

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The Creep from the Bayou

(Puts the digital camera on the picnic table showing to be June 22, 2005. 5:24 AM).

Ok, if you guys are watching this it means I’m already or going to die anytime now. My name is Kathy, the only and maybe the last one to die. I just wanted to warn people about the dangers of these swaps, not just that… (Leaves crackling). Oh, my god! I think he knows where I’m at hang on. Ok, I think he has gone now, hopefully, you guys can hear me. I have to whisper because I know he may hear me. Here is how it went down, but I need to be quick about my story. It started on June 15th, I only thought to take my friends to the bayou for a summer vacation-type trip. There was me, Jason, Jane, Kerry, Lisa, Tavon, and Jane were going to stay at a nice cabin in the middle of the bayou. I’ll show you guys the rest of the tape. "Hey everyone, this is Jane, and the crew. Thought it'll be cool to steal Kathy's camera, so everyone will know what kind of fun we're having plus she's the ones whose driving, so yea that's the real reason. Here are our friends Jason, Kerry, Lisa, and Tavon not just friends, but also our classmate’s people." She’d said while poking me, obviously wanting me to say something, maybe something dumb knowing her. "Tell our fans about our great and scary stories about the bayou, we all know you’re such a know it all. Right?" Jane said, putting her hand out with the camera in the other acting like it was a mic. "Well, there was a man named ‘the creep’, who was some type of serial killer. They had claimed that there were about the same number of people as us going to the bayou for a summer vacation to be never seen again. There's a rumor that he usually takes his victims to his cabin basement to chop them up into little pieces. I heard that he'll eat them and saves their limbs in his basement freezer for later. For some reason, no one could catch him and all the people that were missing were never found again, and it's been more than 60 years. I think that the reason why he or the missing people were never found was that, maybe, the police were in on the whole thing. Not just them either, but the vacation agent was in on it too, so they could get money out of it and maybe just trick people like us into coming out here if they want to get rid of them. Like, if they were criminals or people they just didn't like, but who knows I might just be talking out of my ass, don't let my stories get you bitching out of this trip." "Well thank god it's not real. Please tell me it isn't true, girl." Lisa laughed, a worried note in her tone. "Maybe it's true or maybe not. Just makes sure you watch yourself, because you never know what may happen. We shouldn't worry though, we all came here to have some fun." Was the reply, followed by soft giggling. But I thought it could be a true story, just didn't want to worry my friends about anything or show even little bit of fear, but any who, we finally arrived at our nice cabin in the bayou. But, we didn't know that this was a 4-star type of camp site as the prices were a lot cheaper than the place looked like they should be, but I guess for more people to rent a room or two. So, I told the group that I wanted to sign us in to our rooms, the front desk woman looked like some nasty ass hag and it was kind of weird for her to look like that when the place looked like a resort. But hey, you got to do what you must do to get that money, right? “Welcome to the Bayou camp! How can I help you?" The camp associate happily asked. "Oh yes, I had reservation with you guys for Kathy Thompson." I replied while the associate typed my name in. "Here we go, so where you and your party are from?" "I'm from here, but my friends are from New York City, they're classmates. This is their first time being in the Bayou." "Great! I hope you guys have an exciting time here, but I'd hope they know about the creep, y'know?" "Oh, yes they do, but they thought it was a fairy tale. Well, that's everyone been telling me all my life.” “Oh, no my child. That story is a true one indeed, so you better watch your step. Also try to be more aware of your surroundings, you never know what may be lurking around these parts. There's been more killings in the last month or so, but I don't want to scare you and your friends and make you start running off, you may have nothing to worry about as long as I'm around. You and your friends have a great vacation now, you hear." But I didn't know that something may happen to us. I just wish we’d gotten our refund and drove back home, but you know college kids don't know any better, we just want to do what we want to do. (Shakes my head). So, we went to our cabins and thought we could make this work and do a camp fire story, maybe a scary one. "Hey guys, who wants to do one of Kathy's famous scary stories telling?" Jane said while rubbing her hands together in a creepy way, with a scary smile to match. I'd never seen her like that, but I thought it may be a good thing, so I decided to keep the scary mood going. I'm glad that I met her because she knows how to keep someone in a scared or happy mood. "So, we going to do this scary story thing or just sit here bored as hell?" Tavon asked with his arms crossed. “You guys know we can count on our girl Kathy for all the scary stories, right girl? I mean, like when she tells the story like the one in the car, she’ll make you pee your pants in half. " Jane replied. Before I could get my 2 cents in, we heard some leaves crunching outside near the kitchen. "What the fuck was that you guys?" Lisa asked while peeking through the blinds. We all looked at her like ‘bitch really?’ So, if I just told her that it could be just the wind. "Really? Since when does wind sound like that? It sounded like foot steps to me. Maybe we need to call the front desk to see if anyone else checked it before us." "You freak out over the craziest things, ever." Jason laughed at Jane. "Oh, shut up you know it's not because I'm scared just trying to have some common-sense dude." "Jane, we can go out there and see whose outside, okay?" I told her, so she could feel better. Like we thought, we didn't see a damn thing, so we decided to call the front desk to see if anyone worked or was staying there at all, but it was unlikely that they had anyone else. So, when I called the front desk to ask if there had been any people around before or during when she had checked in the cabin. Unfortunately, she said something that we didn’t wanted to hear. She told me that, maybe we had the creep lurking around the area but ‘hopefully he’s not going to hurt you in any way.’ The only thing she could say was, “Make sure to keep a look out to make sure he isn’t doing anything crazy, and just make sure you guys lock your doors and windows, now, you hear.” “Could I ask you one more thing before we go back to the cabin?” “Sure dearie. What’s on your mind?” She replied with her hands crossed over. “How well do you know this so-called creep? And if you know him/her well, tell me more of a back story then what you’ve already told me.” “Oh well, that’s the thing if I told you it wouldn’t be any fun, now would it. Let’s say maybe I do or maybe I don’t, like I said beforehand you better hit the hay before ye get way too tired now. Now go on and get, you hear. Oh, yea have a great night and stay, don’t let the bed bugs bite.” Man, I didn’t know what to believe anymore, that woman alone was creepy by herself. I don’t know why, but I truly think she knows more than she’s leading on, well, that should’ve been obvious. Well, we decided to walk back to the cabin, then half way there, our neighbor came out to see us. “Hey, I know we haven’t met before, but you may want to watch your back because there’s been a man lurking around both of our cabins for a while now. Just wanted to let you guys know, because I saw you guys go to the front desk trying to tell that ugly creepy woman what’s been going on, but she’ll only give you the run around these parts.” He explained. “What do you mean, what does she know?” Kerry asked. “Let’s go to my cabin and I’ll tell you everything that you needed to know.” I told my friends that I didn’t feel right about this guy, something about him didn’t sit right with me, but thought that maybe it was just me being paranoid, maybe way too much. “Ok, so where should we start besides that creepy lady, just hope she doesn’t bring that creep around. I can’t say but too much, but I think she has cameras around the camp.” “What do you mean cameras around here?” Jason replied. “Well, they say that front desk lady and the creep actually know each other and that they planted cameras around here, so they could study their guest on each move. Not just that, they make us stay forever, with all the paperwork she told you to sign. I hope you read it before you signed it, did you?” “Yea, my dumbass didn’t read the fine print of it just filled out my name that’s all I did.” I replied, most likely with a dumb look upon my face, my hand on the back of my head. “Maybe he’s going to tell us that if we sign it that means they own our souls and they’re crazy demon loving cannibal fools right. HA! HA!” Jason said. “Your half right Jason, and yes I know you name because you can’t keep your mouth shut at all, loud mouth. Yes, they’re hungry beast loving minions that were brought here to make sure they kill any living creature they want. First, they lure their victims to the cabins to make people think that the stay would be a great one, not knowing that they were being trapped here of their own free will. She has the creep to stalk her victims for a week, then after a week has passed they go for the kill. They may be planning on how to kill you guys now because you know way too much. If I was you guys, I'd be watching my back on all times. If you need backup, I’m always here. No matter what, you know where to get me.” The guy replied. Before I got to ask what, his name was, he somehow just disappeared without a trace, not just that, Tevon noticed that there were no foot prints on the ground. We all thought that was kind of weird that a person couldn’t leave any foot prints at all. “What the fuck is going on here you guys? We shouldn’t have come here at all. I hope this is a prank that Kathy is putting us on, because this isn’t funny dude.” Tevon said while having his hands behind his head and pacing back and forth. “No, I didn’t do any of this at all, I’d never prank anyone.” “Yea. Tevon I could’ve told you that she’s never been the type of person who'd treat her friends this way, so you guys don’t have to worry about either of us tricking you.” Jane replied. “Well, we need to figure out what we’re going to do and fast. I just don’t want to become their next freaking meal, so we may want to go back to the cabin. Something just doesn’t feel right, seems like someone or something is watching us, coming from near the front desk.” (Going back into cabin). “Maybe, like the guy was telling us, they thought that we knew too much and had found even more from him. I wish I’d just stayed home instead of getting caught up with some bullshit in the haunted bayou. But no, I had to be fun and exciting and have some friends that thought it’d be a great idea to go to a place that some crazy ass woman and her crazy ass “lover” wanted to make us into some human ass stew and have the rest of our body parts locked up in some basement freezer!” “Girl calm down, we can get through this, but maybe it’s just them trying to scare us so we could get a laugh out of this like part of the campsite.” Jason said. “Hopefully that’s the case Jason, we don’t know what will happen, but we need to protect ourselves to make sure we don’t get hurt by those weirdos.” I also told them to let me know if they see anything strange at all, happening to any of them. I was just worried that something was going to happen, I just knew it. Something always happens when someone is around me, I don’t know why though. So, most of us went outside while Jason stayed behind. I Gave them all walkie-talkies to stay in touch, and we were doing some testing to make sure everyone could hear each other clear enough, to make sure that we had each other backs. Then we heard something from the walkie-talkie, some creepy voice saying. “If you guys think you could get away from me, you have another thing coming. Your friend Jason is here with me all tied up, for some reason, he thought I was one of you guys. He’s so damn stupid he’ll make a really good soup for dinner for me and my family.” He explained, we could hear Jason trying to scream, but it seemed like he had something in his mouth. “Shut your fucking mouth boy!” (Boxes him in the jawline). “You let him go, don’t you worry Jason we’re coming for you.” Jane screamed, crying at the same time. We went back to the cabin to find that the nothing was out of place, it was like he just walked out taking the walkie-talkie with him, so we went to his bedroom and saw that his bed was made up and all his stuff was gone, like he was heading back home. “I don’t get it, they should be here. Check every room to make sure that creep doesn’t have any secret doors or something of that nature. I’ll go back to the front and let that crazy ass lady have a piece of my mind, and finally get to the bottom of this issue.” I told them while walking towards my car keys. But my keys weren’t there anymore, and after peeking outside, I saw that neither was my van. “What the fuck happened to the keys and the van?” “Kathy, what are you talking about? It was there when we left the cabin, it should be near the door. I thought you placed it there when we came back from the front desk.” Lisa gave me a very confused look while scratching her head. “Oh, come on. You really think the creep has done all of this and not stupid Jason pranking us all? I bet he made his voice seem so damn creepy and everything. But I do think we need to get the cops involved in this, I just don’t feel right about any of it.” Tevon said searching for his phone but he came back saying that he couldn’t even find it and none of us knew where it could be. “Damn, they knew we were going to call for help they must’ve taken our cell phones when we all stepped out to head for the front desk, because mine is gone as well. There has to be a way to get some help.” “I thought most places had their own landlines, maybe the front desk has one? Only way we’ll be able to get a hold of it is if she’ll be nice enough to let us use it or she’s stepped out. Only thing is I’m not going out there without the van, that crazy cannibal asshole might be out there and what if she’s not involved in this? Now she's in danger as well.” “Jane don’t worry, we can make it through this, alright? We just need to stick together as a family no matter what gets in our way. What we need to do is to make sure we find Jason and try to figure out what’s been going on. Also, Tevon, I know Jason would never do anything like this and you should know that. If he were pulling a prank, it’d be obvious, because he’s not good at lying at all. So, all we need to do is show those freaks whose boss and not let them get away with this.” “But, Kathy we don’t where we should start with any of this. I can’t believe I signed up for this, it’s like I just sold my soul to the devil (sigh).” Jane was very concerned, pacing back and forth. I tried to calm her down by saying “You've got to trust me on this one, don’t worry about any of this and stay strong because most people like that can smell fear like any other animal, okay? Now what I want you guys to do is to pair up and search for Jason. Make sure those two don’t get away with any of this, but like I said before, let me know if anything goes wrong at all, okay?” “Are you sure about this girl? Because you know how I feel about splitting up in the woods. You’re my friend and all, but I don’t know if we should be splitting up right now, y'know?” Kerry asked, biting her nails nervously. “I’m sure that we should split up, so that we can cover more ground than if we stuck together.” After our pep talk Tevon and Jane went one way while Kerry, Lisa, and I went another, taking two separate paths. Just hearing the crickets alone was creepy enough to have chills run down my spine. Plus, I kept hearing leaves rustling around and I knew it wasn’t from us. “Shut up you guys, do you hear that? I know I’m not going crazy.” “Well, yea girl, I think everyone, and their grandma heard that. It may just be the wind though, don’t worry about its girl let’s move forward okay?” Lisa explained. “I guess you’ve got a point, you guys know how I tend to act around the woods.” I replied. “Don’t worry Kathy, you know that me and Kerry have your back. No matter what happens you can be sure of that, never get it twisted.” “Girl I think she gets the damn point. Let’s search for Jason and get the fuck out of here please even I want to take my words back about the woods. When we get back into town I think I’m going to need about 4-5 glasses of wine, or just the whole damn bottle.” I heard the same noise again, and we knew for sure that it wasn’t the wind after all. “I knew it wasn’t just the wind and it was someone sneaking around here.” (Screaming) “That sounds like the others! Oh my god we have to go back inside! You know, like sane smart people, that sounds really nice right now, or we could get the fuck out of here! That’ll be a lot better than what I just said.” “Yeah, I agree with her I don’t want to stand around anything or anyone that could kill my ass any longer than I have to.” “Kathy, we need your help, that creeper just got Jane and was about to get me but I’m hiding from him. Just back to the cabin that’s where I’m hiding at. I don’t know when he’ll be coming back, hopefully not anytime soon. Please just hurry!” “Ok, we’ll come back there just hang in there, let us know if you hear anything that doesn’t sound right while we're coming for you. Hide in a safe place in the cabin, with no windows.” (Hears a woman screaming for help) “Oh my god that could be Jane!” “Oh hell no. I’m going straight to the fucking cabin you guys can die if you want to, but I’m taking my ass back to the cabin and phoning for help. I don’t care what you morons say about it.” Lisa said while running towards to the cabin. “Wait up I’m coming with you girl.” “I thought we were sticking together.” I said, throwing my hands in the air. “Child please we were, but if you die we’ll miss your ass forever.” Lisa and Kerry had replied together laughing as well. Damn, screw this, I guess I have to follow them anyways. Like they said I’m not dying for anybody else don’t care who it is. As soon as I started to open the door, I heard Lisa and Kerry screaming from inside the house, so I started running to safety. I already knew they were dead meat, the rest of the crew too. I just didn’t want to be a part of the murder cabin, so I decided to hide beyond a couple of bushes, trying to see where that freak went off to. I was hoping he'd gone somewhere far away, so I could get the fuck out of here. I was left wishing I had never put my friends in danger, but there was no way for me to know that this was going to happen. I heard footsteps in the distance coming closer as I started to sweat bullets, and he was close enough that I could see what he looked like, but he still couldn’t see me. He looked so damn gross with his greasy rubbery skin, a misshapen body and it seemed like he was holding something in his hand and mouth. Then I realized the thing in his mouth was human flesh and some of it was hanging from his teeth. Damn, I couldn’t believe someone would do something so dang nasty, but a crazy person would do some whack ass shit like that. I sat down on the ground, my back towards him, trying to figure out what the hell I was going to do, I needed to make out of there alive. I cursed in my head as I thought that he started coming towards me, forcing me to figure out how to make a break for it. I had to sneak out of there before he saw me and made me his next meal. But instead of coming for me like I thought he was, he seemed to be going towards the cabin. I needed to find the closest car and hotwire it before he could get a hold of me. I caught sight of my van, nowhere near where I'd parked it and thought that maybe, just maybe, I could just start the engine, and get the fuck out of there. Then I could go to the police and get the crazy so-called couple locked up in the loony bin, hopefully forever. Thankfully he was far enough away that I could just go straight to my van. I tried to sneak towards the van. (Leaves keep crackling with every step and he sees her.) “HEY BITCH COME HERE!” Fucking shit. Good thing the van wasn’t that far away from me, but I had to hide in another spot, close to the van, I was hoping that the keys are in or near the van. I cursed silently again as I saw the front desk building and wondered whether I could just lock it behind me, and maybe get some help from a police station or something. I snuck inside only to find the phone is off the hook, damn it. I didn't know what I should do. But then thought ‘Well, maybe I should hide under this desk, maybe it’ll help.’ “Go find her! We can’t let her get away and tell those freaking police, they may not believe a word she says but still. They never do believe them though, we just pay them off.” “Oh yes, but I love to play with our dinner, my darling. It makes for a better hunting experience. I heard him sniff around, probably for a trace of my blood, then he tells her that he found me in the front desk cabin. I realized that I had nowhere to hide, because if I went to the bathroom he’d see me through the window and I'd be just another sitting duck. I had to tell myself that I was going to be okay and that I was going to make it out of there alive. When I could hear nobody, I looked and could clearly see that the bathroom had a window, and thought that maybe I could just exit through that. So, I ran to the bathroom and found that the window was cracked opened. (Points the camera at me again.) So, yea now you know what happened to me and all my friends, but the only thing is I still don’t know what happened to my friends, so I’m going to figure out how to get the hell out of here. Get the police to find the rest of my friends. Oh, fuck hang on I may have to make a run for it. “Please don’t I beg of you.” “My wife would love to have you for dinner. HA! HA!” I made a break for it and luckily the car window was cracked open enough, so I could throw the damn camera inside. Fuck it I thought as I got in, hoping I could hotwire it and drive to safety, and I knew I should go back to get the others but felt I had to look after myself as well. “Oh fuck! He’s on my damn bumper, maybe I could get him off my tail. I know I shouldn’t be speeding but I don’t give a blood fuck right now, it’s either do it or fucking die. What the fuck is wrong with him?!” (He goes next to him about to slam her car off the road). “Not today buddy, if you want to play that game let’s go for it.” Guess you can say I truly snapped for my dear life, like we all had said before, I had to stay alive for my friends. I slammed my car into his repeatedly, until he goes off the road then I speed off to the police dept. I couldn’t let my friends die all because I wanted to have a wonderful time with them. I didn't want to see them go, it was my damn fault, I know you guys don’t think so, because who would've known that this was going to happen, right? But at least I had proof about what this crazy couple has been up to and I didn’t want anyone else going through the same thing we had. So, after an hour of trying to find the closest police station, I finally found one. Thank god, maybe I could get them to find my friends at that crazy camp bayou. “Oh, my god! What the bloody hell happened to you?” Office Benson asked. “You know that Campground in the Bayou? Well, there’s some crazy couple and they’ve been killing all my friends, and more people were being eaten alive. Not just that, on the way here he tried to run me over with his pickup truck about 5-10 miles that way. I actually caught everything on tape just in case if my body was ever found.” I cried after telling the story, thanking god that he believed me, but the thing he told me next made me crap my pants. “Well, the thing is we’ve been trying to find that creep for a very long time, but every time we go out there nothing seems to be out of place. To us, it looked like a regular empty campground. If you have proof that this campsite is there, maybe we could finally get to the bottom of this.” “You knew about this and didn’t at least try to block it off?! You let people get killed one by one. How could any of you guys let them get away with murder.” I cried, wanting to whoop his freaking ass. “Look Ms. Kathy, let’s look at the video to see what really happened. I just need you to calm down okay and yes I know it’s kind of our fault, but we just didn’t know, we all just didn’t know this was really going on.” Officer Benson reassured me that they’d get it under control. So, I showed him and the other officers that were on duty that night. From the look of it all they couldn’t believe what was going on, and not just that, but how they could've missed any of this. After an hour of watching the video they had to act quickly before they missed them completely. I was worried about the cops knowing about the whole thing and were planning to take me back to make them their breakfast, lunch, and dinner. But what choice did I have? The only thing I could do was try to trust them anyways. What’s the worst that could happen? “Ok, we’ll follow you to make sure nothing else happens to you on the way there, okay Ms. Kathy. When you get out of your car we’ll hide behind the trees, we’ll be using you for bait.” “You think this is a great idea? Because you’re going to put me in more danger than my own friends.” I asked him while talking to him on his cellphone. “Don’t worry, we’ve got this under control. This will work, okay Kathy?” “Guess I have no other choice.” So, we started to head down there but to tell you guys the truth I was a tad bit scared of being live bait for this cop and had very real fears that the creep would just eat me alive. I could only hope that if that happens the cops will come after him before he starts making me his dessert and what not. Even though in my heart I knew I had to give my friends some justice and save their souls and all, but I was also having 2nd thoughts about the whole thing. I just wanted this whole thing to end and to go home to my own bed. But I had to make sure that this crazy ass fool falls for the plan without any problems, because my life is in their hands at this point. We finally got there, but for some reason I still thought it was a bad idea in the first place, but I had to believe that the cops knew what they were doing. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that they put a GPS tracking device on me to keep track of my every move from the station. The plan was that the guys still at the station would radio them to tell them where to follow me. They didn’t want me to just be wired, they wanted to prove that they had my back and could carry me back to safety. But I was whispering to them letting them know that I was ok. Then I heard something in the distance like some leaves crunching, I thought maybe it was him coming closer and briefly hoped so because I wanted to make sure we finally caught the asshole. At the same time, I didn’t want to give him any chances, because I didn’t know if the cops were going to catch up on time. I didn't want him to end up finishing me off like he did with my friends, and to have my body found in the freezer in some basement corner. I tried not to make any sounds while he came towards me, and as I hid behind the bushes, my life started to flash before my eyes. I felt like I couldn’t let this crazed maniac get to me, I had to be the hero. You know what? I freaking went for it, no holding back. “Hey, you creep, if you want some come get me!” “What the hell are you doing girl?” “Trust me this will work, just have to make sure he’ll fall for it.” I explained as quietly as possible. But the creep caught on to the whole operation, and with a manic laugh looked around at our surroundings. He laughed one more time, then came towards me with a crazy smile. “Oh, come on you think I’m that stupid girly. Not one of those stupid class-mates now, also make sure if you wanted to catch someone you shouldn’t let them know that you brought cops, that’s a stupid move. Maybe it’s time to kill.” He started chasing me with a rusty old ax, and I didn’t know if I was going to survive or not. Then I led the creep towards the cop cars, hoping that he wouldn’t catch on to it. After about 15 minutes of running in the woods, I finally found the area where they'd told me to go, so they could finally solve this long-time mystery. But I didn’t know that this was a trap for me to meet my demise. The creep stopped right behind me and when we finally got to the spot the police came out and started laughing. “Why are you guys laughing? What’s so damn funny?” “Oh, come on Kathy you really think we didn’t know about this entire thing the whole time? College kids are the dumbest morons that ever lived, it’s like you guys have no common sense whatsoever. Oh Larry, take care of her body would you, and save her body parts for us, I'm getting kind of hungry since I haven’t had anything to eat since lunch.” “Yes boss, anything for you. Oh yeah, I’ll make sure to call you after I’m done with her, and give you guys her friend’s bodies also.” The Creep replied, before he looked around, not realizing that I'd already run off with my car. My thoughts were whirling, ‘Can’t believe they’re so damn stupid, I may be able to go to the real police station this time. Finally, I could leave all of this behind me, and have my life again, still can’t believe that all my friends are dead because of those evil people.’ Then I heard some sirens behind me from a distance. “Oh, crap, that could be those so-called police, I mean it could be somebody that could help me. But I’m not going to take that risk, I'm not stopping ‘til I get into the downtown police department.” Even though it was only 20 mins away, it felt like it took forever. As soon I ran into the door I thought I was going to trip over my shoes, and almost threw up because of all the chaos too. One of the officers that was near the door tried to pick me up and just like the other cops sat me down and asked what was going on. So, I told them everything that’d been going on, and thought they weren’t going to believe me. To my great surprise, they did but I had my own doubts because I couldn’t be sure that I could really trust these people. The “creep,” his wife and the fake cops would make it look like the cabins were the best vacation spot that anybody would dream of. Not just that but when anybody goes there they’re going to meet their own personal hell. I mean they were working together to make sure the creep could make me their next meal, so that the “so-called police officer” could have their own personal human meat, the Creep was their personal butcher. I was trying to figure out everything that was going on, but I was also trying to get this thing over with. I should’ve just gone back home but I also wanted to find some type of justice in all of this. Because I didn’t want another person to deal with the same thing that me and my lost friends had to go through. I wouldn’t wish this on even my worst enemy, having them second-guessing that every person they meet is just freaking crazy. “So, what should I do now? Because all I want to do is go home but at the same time I want these people to end up in prison for life or get the death sentence, either would work for me” While my hand was over my face I was crying my heart out, shaking my head. Even though he kept talking about the issue all I heard was Blah Blah, and I looked at him with a blank stare acting like I knew what he was talking about, but I think he kind of figured that something wrong with me. “Are you okay ma’am, you’re acting like you’re not all there.?” I finally snapped out of it. “Oh yes, just thinking about something no biggie.” “Ok, just making sure. But anyways, we really need to get these people behind bars for good no matter what. Now what I want you to do is to stay safely put, and what we’re going to do is get an undercover officer to catch those psychopaths, we won’t let those people get away with it. We will get your friends some type of justice.” He explains while giving me a hug. “You don’t know how much this means to me sir. I thought this was never going to end.” The undercover cops go to the so-called camp, I thought this was a great idea, but at the same time thought they were putting someone else’s life in danger. What do I have to lose right? It’s either take their word for it or let those demons and dirty cops get away with a close to 20 years murder spree. About an hour later, I left thinking what was taking so long to hear from them. I thought that maybe they already killed them. Even when we tried to call in for them we got no answer. But we spoke too soon when the Creeper answered the call. “Well, hello coppers. You truly thought you could’ve caught me? Right oh, you thought wrong my fellow men. Yes, we were hired by fellow police officers from the next town over. Just so dang glad that we could do anything we wanted to those missing people, just didn’t think that anyone else could get to us or figure out the details of the situation. Guess we thought because the police department was in on it we could never get caught, because who are people going to believe, our toys or the police? Guess you already know that answer, and oh yea I know that you’re going to track the call, but we’re already 2 steps ahead of you. The reason I say that is, well, I shouldn't be telling you that, over and out peace.” The Creep explained, and I could imagine the creepy smile on his face. I looked the other officers like what the actual fuck we were going to do at all. “We have to act fast before those crazy people hurt anybody else, we can’t just wait and see what else happens. I can’t go through my whole life knowing that I could’ve done at least something, it’ll drive me freaking crazy ‘til my deathbed.” Even though all I wanted to do was to go home, I needed my friends to finally rest in peace and get some damn justice for all those poor people lives that they had destroyed. After arriving at the wooded area, I just wanted to make this quick it was so very dark, much darker than the last time I was here. Even though it was the same night and creepier, I truly didn’t want to do this at all. Then I heard someone getting closer, and one of the cops put his hand near my shoulder telling me to stop, checking the area trying to make sure that the coast was clear. “Okay I don’t hear anything else, guess the coast is clear.” “Are you sure sir?” I asked as I was scared out of my ass, he nods his head, and assured me that nothing was going to happen to me. About 20 minutes after trying to find the place, then we heard the footsteps again but this time it was behind us and it was getting closer and closer. When we tried to make sure everyone was safe on the walkie-talkie, no one replied even after 2-3 times of trying. We were worried that the creeper had kidnapped them, but couldn’t waste any more time worrying about them. One of them had found the house that we were looking for, hopefully it’s the lost people that we were looking for and can finally rest in peace, but it could also be a trap. The reason why I said that was because it was way too easy for the other officer to find it, like he knew where it was located, even though I shouldn’t be worried about it. They couldn’t be like the other so-called “cops” that I came across, but I had to make sure not to let my guard down about the cop that pointed out the old empty house. It looked like it hadn’t been active with people for years, I didn’t even know if it’d be safe for me to go in, so I decided to stay behind with the others just to be safe and just in case I had to run back to my car and bolt out of there to head home. Not just that, but there was something that didn't sit right with me about the cop who pointed out the house, I guess it was a gut feeling, if you want to call it that. Not even a minute after they went into the house, we heard some guns firing and screams, then heard the Creeps laughter, mixed with the sounds of a chainsaw. We tried to head behind a bunch of trees and bushes. Then silence, but they told us to not make a sound, or any type of movement unless something bad happened. So, I stayed behind a tree and didn’t make a peep, doing so, for some reason, made it seem longer than it should’ve. What in the hell had I got myself into? I should’ve never gotten my friends into this damn mess and I could never forgive myself either. Then one of the officers’ chimes into the walkie-talkie. “I think we’re all cleared Sheriff.” “Are you sure about that bubba? because I truly don’t want to go through this again.” With a nervous tone in his voice while shaken. “Sure, as the sky is pitch black.” The Sheriff wasn’t sure if he should believe him, because that officer's voice didn’t sound right, it was way too deep. Then he looks at me with a worried look on his face. “I don’t think that’s one of my officers.” “What do you mean by that? You think it’s the creeper or something?” “Could be. we just have to find out, but it does sound like the creeper.” He also wanted to go into the sketchy house to find out if his officers were alright or not. I thought he had lost his damn mind, but didn't see what choice we had. So, we all went in there and seems like he didn’t think this through. Not even a minute after we entered there was a loud bang from upstairs. They told me to stay behind while they went upstairs to find out what the noise was. Then another loud noise occurred about 4 minutes after, as they were going up, and 2 more stumps follow. I felt uncomfortable at this point and I didn’t want to go up there, because I felt like this could’ve been a trap. So, I leaned over to the other officers and whisper. “Do you think they’re making a good decision? The reason why I’m asking this is I truly think this could be a trap, correct me if I’m wrong sir.” “Don’t worry ma’am Sheriff knows what he’s doing, if anything goes wrong he’ll make sure it gets done sooner, better than anybody that I know of.” The officer replied while assuring me that everything would be ok and not to worry. Then there was a scream from one of the rooms, then silence as we all looked at each other, not knowing what to think. So, they went upstairs to give them some backup and then more screams follow. I’d had enough of this BS, so I ran off to my car and sped off back home, as far as I was concerned, that freak could have this crazy ass campsite. On the way home, some asshole puts his blinding high beams on. I thought ‘oh my fricking god you can’t be serious.’ Then the car comes beside me from the driver side. I realize that it’s the same person that tried to ram my car before. “You know what?! You’re a fucking bastard! I’m tired of playing with you.” So, I started to ram my car into his, while he’s laughing his ass off. “Oh, you think you could defeat me, lady?! You must be fucking high!” Then an oncoming car speeding towards me, I knew this was going to be the end for me and my whole life flashed in front of my face once again. The car rams into mine head-on, while “The Creeper” stops his car just like the other driver. They both start laughing in a manic tone. “You did a good job Creeper, by bringing us our next tasty meal. It could last us close to a year, maybe.” One of the backstabbing cops said while patting him on the back. “Oh, no problem my dear brother. That’s what family does, now let’s tell the rest of the family about it and let the feast begin right.” It’s been 20 years since the incident and none of the people have been found. The videotape was never recovered, and the campsite remained untouched.

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20 Random Things You Don’t Know About Me

Hi guys! I thought I would do something a little fun, humiliating (LOL), and different on my blog today and share 20 things you might not know about me. I get it. As a reader, I, too, love learning a bit more about the people I read. So here goes!

1. I have this weird habit where I want my feet warm especially at night before I go to sleep. I usually put some lotion on it and then put my socks on. And if there are no socks, I put a pillow under my feet, like I'm a mermaid LOL. Weird, I know! But it prevents me from having leg cramps in the morning.

That is my trophy for the singing contest. This picture was taken 2010, and I couldn’t find my trophy anymore so deal with that picture. Just kiddin’

2. I won first place at a singing contest at a talent show back when I was in kindergarten. I sang this 90s hit song My Heart Will Go On By Celine Dion. And I believe that if my parents put me or enrolled me in a voice lesson, girl, I could've been a singer today, and I might be joining singing contest like The Voice. But I only do the singing thing at the shower and karaoke. Hahaha

Left Pic: My oldest brother wasn’t there because he was working abroad Right Pic: My oldest sister is living in Canada, and my older brother is living in South Korea. My mom was holding her phone because that's them on the videocall.

3. I was supposed to have six siblings so that would make us a total of seven. I had an oldest sister, supposed to be the second child, who died because of some complications in her heart when she was still a newborn. Next is my Ate Jaz, which makes her my oldest sister alive. Then after Ate Jaz, my mom had a miscarriage. Basically, my Ate was in between two dead babies. And if ever my two siblings were alive today, I might not be here or I probably don't exist. I have such a huge age gap with my siblings because my mom had me at the age of 38, and she said that I was her only child who made her pregnancy and giving birth so hard. I was born via C-Section and the rest of my siblings were all delivered normal. So, lucky me for being here! LOL

My collection of Candy Magazine back in High School.

4. Back in High School, I used to collect Candy Magazine until first-year college. This magazine helped me with all my teenage issues like self-esteem, body image, peer pressure, beauty, fashion, dating, friendship, career, etc. They have a bunch of articles there that I enjoyed reading. And I've always wanted to be one of their models, but I was an ugly duckling, and I'm not the confident type of girl back then. I still kept these magazines inside my sentimental box.

This is my box full of photos, letters, diaries, and other stuff.

5. Speaking of the sentimental box, I'm a very sentimental person. I have boxes of stuff from my friends, family, and ex-boyfriends. I kept this stuff for good memories purposes because I like reminiscing good memories. It reminds me of these real moments that I was once shared with these people, and it's like my return ticket to that memories, whether it's funny, romantic, or sad. Plus good times need to be remembered. They need to celebrate and felt. You know, we're not getting any younger anymore, time will come that a part of our brain might forget those memories. So keeping pictures, letters, and diaries is one way to keep those memories alive.

These are my IDs from the Youth Camp Fellowship.

6. I used to be active in Church back when I was in High School. I even joined the Music Ministry and tried to learn how to play the piano. I went to a few Youth Camp Fellowship and met a lot of people, and it was fun. The reason why I became so active in Church because I had a crush on our drummer guy (he’s my first kiss). Yuck! LOL

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Love Me Like You Do By Ellie Goulding (Short Clip) / Stay By Rihanna (Cover)

7. As I was saying on number 6, I used to play the piano before. They made us choose a musical instrument that we want to play, and I was supposedly gonna go for drums because it's cool, plus I used to listen to a lot of rock bands back then, but I didn't choose it because my crush is going to be the one who's going to teach us, and I was shy, so I end up with piano. I actually tried learning how to play the guitar but you got to have callouses on your fingers in order to play it well because it freaking hurts girl! Hehe

8. Okay, let's talk about Puppy Love. When I was in grade school, I have a crush on this guy who's like 3 years older than me, and he's our neighbor. When I got into 6th grade, he started noticing me, and we became, I don't know, together? Like boyfriend and girlfriend? Haha. But since I'm a shy type kind of girl, I was having a hard time talking to him without blushing, I couldn't even let him hold my hands, or hug me, or kiss me. None of that happened. So we write letters to each other (cellphone is not a thing at that time). I know it's all cheesy and mushy and all, but anyways. I asked my niece to be our messenger haha. So I will give the letter to her, and she will give it to him, and then vice versa. Okay, so this is the funny part!! My niece left my goddamn letter for him at our dining table! And my sister and brother read the whole thing. I was so annoyed at my niece. My siblings were like mad at me for having a boyfriend at such a young age because you know, I'm their little sister, and little sissy is not allowed to have a boyfriend LOL. And then they threatened me that they're going to tell it to my mom, so I broke up with him after a week using a letter haha. We kept in touch til I got into High School. I think we went out before, we watch a movie but I brought a chaperone with me. HAHA we didn’t end up together because he’s such a playboy. FYI: I don't count him as my ex-boyfriend. LOL

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9. I had a puppy named Mocha because she’s dark brown and it suits her. She’s a shih tzu and she’s the cutest puppy in the world but she died because she got sick. I miss her so much! :(

Snorkeling at Coron, Palawan.

10. I love going to the beach. I love swimming! My mom’s sister owns a beach resort and it was just an hour away from our place. We always go there every summer, and that’s where I learned how to swim, not in the swimming pool, but in the ocean. I was supposedly going to be a swimmer. My 4th grade teacher trained me, and he trained other students in other sports like badminton and volleyball, and they joined sports competition, and they win medals. So I got very interested because I want to win medals too. So I did my training but I was having a hard time to dive. I know I'm doing it wrong because the water kept going inside my nose and it freaking hurts. So I stopped and quit the training because I couldn't do it properly. Haha

I think I was in 3rd Grade in here. Lol

11. I joined Girl Scout back in grade school. I can't remember why I joined. All I know is I am going to have a lot of fun in here. And that was my first camping experience. We camped out at our school, and yeah, it was fun and scary at the same time because there are lots of ghost stories in our school. Our motto: "Girl Scouts are always ready and prepared.”

I also joined Drum & Bugle. I was a Majorette, the one who throws the baton in the air and twirls it. I just love to dance back then, and nope, I'm not a professional dancer. It's just that life is better when you dance! :)

Junior Year High School. Cheer Dance Competition during our Intramurals Day.

12. When I got into High School, I've always wanted to join Cheer Dance Competition since I was in my freshman year. But most of the girls in my school back then were all pretty and mean. I only joined when I was in my junior year, and we won 2nd place. I'm really not a good dancer, but I know I've got moves. I just don't know what happened today LOL. I'm one of those girls who they always lift and toss because obviously in the picture I'm thin as a rake haha. Then I tried joining again in College, and I got into an accident. I freaking fell flat on my back while we're doing our pyramid stunt and no one's there to catch me. Ouchie! I'm on the second level, standing on my right leg at this guy's shoulder, and then my left leg was angled and lifted because on the third level, a girl's going to stand on my left thigh. She was scared and not keeping her balance well so she dragged me backward with her. Someone caught her and none for me because the way I go down the pyramid is by jumping in front. Our coach didn't see that coming and I thought I am gonna go home with broken hips.

Left to Right: Elementary Graduation Day; Sophomore Year in College; Junior Year - wearing retainer; Retainer and Braces Free

13. I first had my braces when I was in 6th grade because my sister got one, so I want one too LOL. I had it for a very long time. Since I got it at such a young age, my teeth were not complete yet. And based on my x-ray, I've got several impacted wisdom tooth that's going to come out so my doctor waited for it. I only got it removed when I was in my 3rd-year college. So I had my braces for 7 years. HAHA

14. I can’t whistle. I tried. I don’t know how to. I can’t do it. PERIOD

Cupcake Nail Art, Cheetah Print Nail Art, Polka Dots Nail Art

15. I love doing my nail art from when I was in High School to College. I don't like my nails plain and simple back then, so I put a design on it and make it fun. I'm always into art and being creative. Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun. So my parents saw that potential in me, and they made me choose Architecture as my profession.

These are my high school arts that I saw on my facebook LOL.

Circa 2015. Photographed By: Iks Virina

16. I'm not a morning person. I hate waking up so early. I only wake up so early if I have important errands to run or if I have to go to work. I love sleeping during the day and staying up during the night. I'm a night owl. There's something about being up at night that makes it more peaceful to work and think. Most of my creative juices come out during the night. And I've read that night owls have better mental alertness than early risers. I don't need caffeine to keep me up at night. LOL

Circa 2015. Photographed By: Iks Virina

17. I'm not a coffee person. Don't get me wrong, I love the smell of coffee. It's just that the coffee doesn't like me at all. Every time I drink coffee, especially those with high caffeine like espresso, I end up palpitating and having heartburn. I can drink it but not too much, and sometimes I preferred Frappuccino. I'm more of a tea person. I love chamomile and red berries flavors.

FEU I.D. vs BPSU I.D.

18. I went to two schools back in College. When I was in my senior year in High School, I didn't really plan my college life. I have no idea what school I am going to attend. I only know was my mom wants me to take up Architecture even though I don't want to. So yeah, I end up going to Far Eastern University for 2 years. Then, my Dad, he was working abroad in Libya, and there was a war at that time in the Middle East. So they had to go home and stopped working. We have no income, we had financial issues, and that's when I decided to return home and study in my hometown, get a scholarship because I have no choice. I was in college for 6 years, supposedly 5 years only but I had to retake some of my subjects that I already took up in my previous school because the school didn't credit it.

Back in 2015, I tried to dress up like Blair Waldorf. She loves wearing headband hehe

19. My favorite show of all time is Gossip Girl. It's like the first rated r tv shows that I really got hooked up and fall in love with. It's the reason why I've always wanted to go to New York. I have watched this already a few times, and it doesn't get old. I love Serena Van Der Woodsen (Blake Lively), her style, and the way she carries her clothes. She's this free-spirited, charming, nice, laidback IT GIRL. And then Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) aside from her classy, preppy style, I like her domineering and loyal personality. Plus her romantic on and off love affair with Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick). But my biggest crush on this show is Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford), oh god I love his eyes, it's so sexy! HAHA

Sandbox Adventure at Pampanga; Bike Trailing and Wakeboarding at Nuvali, Laguna; and Skimboarding at Boracay

20. I love some good adventure. I have this bucket list of things to do before I die, and I want to fulfill that. Like traveling the whole world, plus I want to go skydiving or bungee jumping. Aside from that, you're just not creating memories, you're also trying new things. And I'm always up for trying new things, and I like challenging myself sometimes. Life is boring if you don't at least try or go out of your comfort zone. Just try new things once in a while, and don't be afraid to soar high.

What’s something random about you? And if you make a post, share it below. Thank you so much for dropping by!

Love Lots, Jamie

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Friday the 13th in October! You couldn’t ask for a better month for such an evil day. That’s why we’re sharpening our machetes and kissing our mothers severed head so long as we review the Friday the 13th series! Hold on to your nuts because we’re breaking down a crap load of horror films for one single day. Man I’m so excited to watch every Friday the 13th film over again. I haven’t done this since I was a teenager! It’s going to be EPIC! Jason is so cool. Slicing and dicing his way through all these people! Jason is the most recognizable villain of all time and his movies are the longest running horror series so how can it be bad? Look at all these movie posters!

JUST LOOK IT THEM ALL!

Take it from Michael Bay, if you have something good (or just marketable to stupid children) then you just make it over and over and over and over again. No matter how many times people cry ‘stop!’

Oh yea, be mindful of the progression of plot changes for each movie. After I awoke in the hospital after watching all of them. I finally remembered what they’re all about. It took a while, but it all came back to me. Let me tell you something, the Friday the 13th films have some serious drug users writing their scripts.

Friday the 13th – 1980

In the peaceful campgrounds of Camp Crystal Lake, young counselors are preparing for a long summer. Little do they know that terror lurks within the woods, seeking the right opportunity to slaughter and punish those seen guilty!

Killer is Pamela Voorhees, not Jason Voorhees.

Friday The 13th Part 2 – 1981

Five years after the slaughter of Camp Crystal Lake, a neighboring camp is prepping for the summer. With the bloody events and the memory of Mrs. Voorhees just fire side chats; it seems that this summer will be one to remember.

Jason appears wearing a burlap sack instead of a hockey mask. Does not use the machete.

Friday the 13th Part 3 – 1982

A day after the events of part 2, Jason Voorhees escapes and is wondering Crystal Lake, killing and surviving. Jason soon comes along a group of friends staying in a vacation home named Higgins Haven. This will be one vacation of blood splattering 3D slaughter!

The iconic image of the machete wielding hockey mask Jason finally appears. Also, more creative and brutal deaths. Not centered at a summer camp.

Friday The 13th – The Final Chapter – 1984

It’s summer and the all girls camp, Camp Walden is underway! Which means fun, excitement and personal discovery. But for our young red head girl Annie; this summer will be more than she bargained for. Forced to spend the rest of the summer with another girl named Jason Voorhees the two who were once enemies discover a friendship far greater than just friends. Annie and Jason are sisters! Twin sister to be precise. Discovering of their parents divorce; it’s now the mission of these two ladies to bring their love torn parents back together! Join us with spectacular fun and a rip roaring Disney grandpa humping good time with Friday the 13th Part 4!

Friday The 13th – A New Beginning – 1985

Convicted for a murder he did not commit, Jason Voorhees will remain the rest of his days as a prisoner in Shawshank prison. His only friend, an Asian African American Jewish Rabbi woman named Pedro. Pedro is Jasons one source of power to fuse the the alternate dinosaur dimension and our very own together. But first he has to get rid of those pesky plumbers! But before that they must kill the chosen one that would bring balance to the force! Once more the sith will rule the galaxy and Jason Voorhees will become the next Captain of the SS Enterprise. With the use of a magical asteroid stone, Jason will gather all his strength and resources to correct the wrongs of society and bring justice once more to the people of Eternia. I HAVE THE POWER!! Rated PG-13.

Friday the 13th – Jason Lives – 1986

Jason Voorhees must carry the ring of power to mount Sinai and battle a crazed Charlton Heston with a sword made of Nerf! With the help of his handicapped brother Lloyd Christmas; Jason will sacrifice everything in order to help keep his altimeters stricken wife happy. It seems reading from a personal journal to her every day really doesn’t mean anything when the bitch can’t remember jack! Join in the action and adventure as Jason embarks on a ride across a barren wasteland to bring a group of hot teens freedom from their over possessive Mormon dictator husband Immortan Joe. Rated PG-13.

Friday the 13th – The New Blood – 1988

A girl named Tina that happens to be a witch, helps break out her little brother Jason Voorhees from a mental institution. Tina discovers that Jason is a Nintendo prodigy and they go to California for Jason to compete in a NES championship for a new awesome NES game titled Friday The 13th! Headed across the country Tina and Jason embark on many adventures and bond! Maybe even healing with the help of each other. Join us for this family friendly romp! Rated R for sexual content.

Friday the 13th – Jason Takes Manhattan – 1989

Jason Voorhees and his team of muppets have just graduated from college. Armed with enthusiasm and hope, the team decides to take their musical Manhattan Melodies straight to Broadway. Our friends are going to be stars! But being a hit on Broadway isn’t as easy as one would think. Lots of sexual frustration and static electricity. Things are a giant mess! Especially for a machete toting killer, frog, pig, bear and whatever Gonzo is. Join us on this family friendly musical! Rated PG.

Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday – 1993

Jason Voorhees has finally died due to a police unit hellbent on ending his reign of terror. Ahh, poor Jason. But guess what Jason is going to heaven where his son has turned into a black guy and things look and feel like a painting. But wait, Jason’s wife isn’t there and she died years ago. Oh no, we didn’t mention that suicides go to hell (not really hell, just a place you exist for eternity that reflects the feelings of your soul). Jason must travel back to the physical realm and find a body to control in order to free his wife. Join us on this spiritual journey of self reflection. Rated PG-13.

Are we done? Y-y-y-y-you mean there aren’t anymore?

WOM-WOM-WOOOM, WOM-WOM WOM WOM WOOOOM.

WHAT!? Two more films? There’s really two more Jason films? Oh please no! Tell me it’s not true!

WOM WOM WOOOOM, WOM WOM.

Wait, what’s that? I don’t have to watch them? You mean the 2009 one and that Freddy Vs Jason films don’t count! Oh thank God. Thank you so much mam.

WOM-WOM.

I love you too Charlie Brown teacher.

WOM WOM WOM!!!

I don’t mean love as in, “hey teacher let’s bang” I mean like a motherly kind of way.

WOOOOM.

Ok, so things got a little cloudy there for a while. I don’t know where my head was. I kept slipping in and out of consciousness and I had this weird Charlie Brown universe dream going on. I don’t think I can ever do another Friday the 13th marathon anymore.

So as you might have guessed after part 3, the series started taking a dive in quality. The stories were always the same and with very little plots. I guess the main purpose of the films was to show people dying in brutal ways. However, I will say that being a fan of Cabin in The Woods does put Friday the 13th into a new perspective. The stories are all the same but it’s all a part of a great ritual that keeps the old evil gods dormant. Jason is just fulfilling the duty man!

I actually do like the first and second films. The POV camera got a little annoying after the first few kills. But the third one seemed to get rid of it. I also find it interesting how Jason Voorhees isn’t even in the first film. The killer is his mother and she’s seeking sweet justice. Jason finally comes in part 2 and he’s wearing a burlap sack over his head.

By the fourth film, The Final Chapter; things just seemed to get boring. Unless you consider Crispin Glover dancing to be awesome.

From what I heard, he was actually dancing to an ACDC song “Back in Black.” Which gives reason to his insane moves. But to be honest, I played that song at the same time he was dancing and he still looks ridiculous. I will admit that Glovers death is hilarious.

Part 5 is more a psychological movie. Jason isn’t even in the film. Turns out the killer was a father of a Jason victim. He just took the mantle of killing these teens that he blamed for his kids death. It’s literally a recycling of the first film. It may have tried to take a fresh approach but it was boring to watch. Plus John Shepherd who plays the grown up Tommy is the worst actor I have seen in any Friday film.

You see that face, that’s his face the entire movie. He’s like a male version of Milla Jovovich from the crappy Resident Evil movies. Yea, she sucks in those and the movies are all garbage! She has an expression of a broken toilet!

Seriously, I don’t really have to say much about the other films because they’re all the same. Jason Takes Manhattan is a laugh fest of stupidity. Am I to believe that Jason awakens from the depths of Camp Crystal Lake, boards a cruise ship. Which then sinks in the New York Harbor!? WHO IN GOD’S GREEN EARTH CAME UP WITH THAT!!

I will say that Jason Goes To Hell is actually not all too bad. It kind of abandons the fornicating drugged up teens and gives the entire premise to Jason a more supernatural and solid ground. There’s actually a story involved that has structure and purpose. There were actual parts to this film that seemed less “slasher” and more monster.

It seems that this demon living in the body of Jason is what keeps him alive. But without the body this demon has to live within a host. Its not until it’s met with the blood of a Voorhees that Jason’s original state can be brought back. It’s actually a point A to point B kind of story. Yea, it still sucks but at least it’s something!

So on this Friday the 13th, let us all appreciate Jason Voorhees. Let us all watch the first three films. If you’re brave like me, go ahead and watch every movie and then jab a pen in your temple like I did.

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