#our classmate told me

[dont-end-infinity]

gf’s thighs

guys my gf is so cute guys today she was saying sorry a lot for something that wasnt her fault so i grabbed her shoulder with one hand and her thigh with the other (both things she told me she wants me to do) and told her it’s okay and she doesn’t have to worry about it and she kinda just smiled and put her head down, which i’ve noticed is something she does when she’s flustered and let me say it’s the cutest thing

she was also opening up to me about her insecurities and i was trying to make her feel better about them and she mentioned disliking how “massive” her thighs are (they’re normally sized considering the rest of her build) and i told her that just made it easier for me to grab them and she just smiled and looked away like GUYS she’s so cute i love her

and today in class i kept looking at her thighs because not gonna lie i love her legs and she asked me why i kept looking “down” and i never explicitly said it so she kept checking for grass stains on her jeans or woodchips or whatever it was and asked why i started smirking whenever she asked (i wasnt smirking as much as i was trying not to smile too wide but she’s a lil bad with words and yknow what we love her for that). so she took out her notebook and wrote down all the things it WASNT so she could figure out what it was.

she finally realized and covered her face with her hoodie, an adorable thing she does when she’s flustered, and asked me if it was what she thought it was. i said maybe, to see her smile again, and her smile is just so cute guys. and she asked “does it start with a t..?” and when i said yes she put her head down again. after class she asked me why i kept looking at her thighs and i said “i dont know, maybe i wanna grab them again.” she tried to cover her face but we were walking in a crowded hall so she couldnt and it was cute. she then said (with a shaking voice) “then do it.” GUYS she’s so cute

[xxplastic-cubexx]

would Charles try learn the slang of the youth to relate to the students

Charles: what if I got a low taper fade

Peter: professor you’ve got the bald taper fade

charles the kinda prof to say youth slang but with a knowing smirk as in 'i know im saying this incredibly wrong/its embarrassing im even aware of this term and its very funny watching everyone try to be nice about it'

[yardsards]

a tactic of abusive parents that i don't see brought up very often: convincing their victims that child protective services are evil and that foster parents would certainly be even more abusive than their current circumstances

[omarfor-orchestra]

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[thetimelordbatgirl]

New school attendance rules (that are stupid as fuck) being published has me learning people didn't even know that the UK fines people for their kids not being in school unauthorized???

[lazaruspiss]

i am. tired. u may have noticed that i am... "American" n what not.

I dont have the mental stability to keep up w all the... everything. but news of so and so trying to take citizenship from ppl born here whose parents came here Illegally (unconstitutional, not feasible, most likely just a scare tactic) made its way to me. and 2 things.

1) "we're gonna stop illegal immigration by retroactively making more people into illegal immigrants" ...very cool guys. very smart.

2) im like. 2nd gen i think? my mom was born here but her bio dad was not lol. hope my bio gramps doing ok wherever he is. never met the guy and tbh he sounds like a dick from what lil i know of him, but no one deserves. yknow. the. well i dont think theyre called camps but i cant remember the word. detention center or smth? im tired lol

[springcatalyst]

on god. my FUCKING PYTHON CLASS DATA ANALYSIS PROFESSOR doesnt even know how to code he just uses chatgpt. friend of mine went to him for some debugging help with AN ASSIGNMENT HE SET and he said 'ok have u tried putting it into chatgpt?' . sir when i kill you.

[witheredgardenparty]

Grad school is it's midnight and I've resorting to hissing my mentor's name like a cuss in a mbmbam sketch

[layraket]

i regret agreeding to this position aughh

[rainofthetwilight]

egyptian madani: yeah so here's my full entire family tree, we're pretty well known and here's some newspapers that had my relative in it, and oh also a news article abt my dad

nile delta egyptian: here's the entire animal farm in the backyard w/ the cow of course, and here's all the houses we own too, also our villiage is very historical

sinai egyptian: we all know eachother, here's some newspapers my relatives appeared in, otherwise we're pretty chill

sai'di:

[thelaughingmerman]

The ONLY good math teacher I've had in school I didn't meet until college. This man stressed me out at first because his tests were like five questions long so I saw that and immediately panicked. I miss one question that's it. I fail. I'm bad at math.

And I did fail that first test. Tragically bad.

But we learned when this man said he was more into the process he meant it egitimately. Math teachers always said they want you to show your work because they want to make sure you know how to do it. But it never helped. This was the only teacher I had who legitimately gave us credit when we were doing something right showing our work. A question would be worth like 14 points but a wrong answer wasn't immediately 14 points off. Maybe just four. You were doing it right initially, and now he knows where we veered off course. And for the first time I had a teacher who applied that next class. It wasn't come see me after or during office hours, we spent an entire period going between to figure out where we went wrong (not feasible in larger schools for sure, I maybe had 30 people in the math class, if that).

The second test he passed back, but held onto mine and told me to stay after. I spent the class anxious because I thought he was going to tell me I failed again and if I continued this way I'd never pass the class. College Algebra, just College Algebra. I'm bad at math.

The end of class comes and he hands me that paper and it's leaps and bounds and miles better than the last test. And he tells me it's great improvement. And tells me the opposite of my fears, that if I continued this way I'd have no trouble passing his class. Me. The kid who's bad at math.

I think about him a lot. I don't remember his name. It hasn't been that long but my mental state since college has been so bad there's a lot I don't remember. But I remember what he did for me. The only teacher in all those years who let me remember I don't hate math.

[fungusqueen]

I'm only 9 days away from a 1,000 day streak on Duolingo, and I want to do something to celebrate but I'm not sure what. Also, I haven't had Spanish class in two weeks because of the holiday and in those two weeks I've witnessed some really evil shit that I want to learn how to talk about in Spanish so I need to learn some new words I've never had to learn before this, so that I can maybe tell my teacher about it

[outer-edges]

bruh apparently my roommate fell down the terf pipeline this summer and proudly told me she is a terf tonight. uh. babe what the fuck do you want me to do with that.

[two-braincells-in-total]

See me characters as things informatics student/teachers have said

Jett: I'm going to cut off your balls and hang them on the Christmas tree if you don't shut up

[kittzuxp]

Art class

[irl experience, shitty notes doodle version]

This is was the second time he asked me.. and it was also pretty loud so idk if he heard that

(Context: i blush and sweat so very easily because i am an internet goblin with no actual irl social life)

[blimbo-buddy]

Oh also going on about the california stuff, as much as I genuinely have the most mixed feelings about california, a part of me gets really worried that one day I'm gonna run into someone on here whose post bashing it has weirdly racist undertones towards latinos