#our brains are weird

[egophiliac]

missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

[vole-mon-amour]

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[thosecactussharks]

It’s so jarring to be using “I” comfortably one second before switching to “we” because all of the sudden “I” feels wrong?? Why is “we” more comfortable and “correct” all of the sudden??

Like brain- this person doesn’t know that we’re a system. They’d probably be cool with it but like…BEHAVE YOURSELF /hj

[h20milk]

old coves and a small derek

[so-i-did-this-thing]

I have to ask which is the siegfried photo you confuse for yourself I am curious

It's this one!!! This fucking pic! It isn't even one where we especially look alike, but my brain has gone, "no, no this is YOU, you don't get to have one of his smolder looks, you get to have this ??!! expression have fun unpacking that"

[patchworksoda]

It's been a minute! Making myself work through our backlog of half-finished projects before we let ourselves start any new ones so here's our little satyr with her wig finally styled and the base layer on her antlers painted.

Still not sure what to name her, I'm leaning toward something woodsy that would match or at least sound good with Nutmeg.

[katetorias]

the sys is feeling some internal emotions lately, reminded me of my sister. drew this. I imagine we’d dress like this to go to church.

yes this is life is strange related but pls keep in mind this is system art, and is personal to me as an alter. 🧶

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Dain: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Sloane: You're pretty.

Garrick: I'm technically the teacher.

Bodhi: I wanted to drop out a long time ago.

Ridoc: Aotrom got bored and has been making me listen to a stand-up-comedy routine he's rehearsing in our heads… to be fair, he's got some pretty great material.

Rhiannon: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Imogen: I don't hear bitches.

Violet: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Xaden: I'm too pretty it's distracting.

Sawyer: I got distracted about halfway through… not by Xaden… just by life.

Ridoc: —Wait, Xaden; distracting to you or Violet?

Dain: You heard that, but not a single word I said during the CRUCIAL safety lecture?!

Aaric: Maybe it's the "lecture" part…

Sloane: Yeah, what if we called it a

"gathering" or something?!

Bodhi: No, there’s too many marked ones in one room for that to be "technically" legal.

Lynx: What about "commune"?

Imogen: Sounds a little too culty.

Garrick: And while it's not strictly stated in the codex, Xaden & I learned that one is also illegal the hard way—

Violet, turning to Xaden: —You were in a cult?!

Xaden: Of course not! … I tried to START a cult.

Violet, elbowing him: WHAT?!

Xaden, shrugging: It was 1st year… Garrick and I got bored… BESIDES its nothing like the scribe quadrant; that ACTUALLY wears robes!

Violet: Oh, not this again! It is NOT a cult!

Xaden: —YOU LIVED IN A BASEMENT!

Sawyer: Hey—My fiancé is a basement scribe!

Rhiannon: —WAIT—SAWYER—SHE SAID YES?You two FINALLY made it official!

Sawyer, blushing: Yeah, last Tuesday!

Violet, nearly popping her shoulder out, hugging him: I can’t believe I’m finally going to get a sister!

Mira: I’m your sister! … but yeah that’s pretty great too, aww, come over here!

Everyone, *unanimously cheering & congratulating*: Group hug!

Ridoc: And I’ve dubbed myself in charge of the ring-bear!

Sawyer: Yeah, about that; Jesinia asked me to clarify, you mean bearER right?!—

Ridoc: …

Dain, pinching the bridge of his nose: —Guys, come-on! *everyone turning & sitting back down* Would any of you have even come if it wasn't stated as CLEARLY mandatory?

Everyone *unanimously*: Absolutely not.

Dain, turning to Sloane: REALLY? You too?!

Sloane: What?! Oh, almost forgot we're dating now, so I have to pretend to agree with everything you say; yeah I totally would’ve come! *laughs* phew—close one… *whispers* can’t say I would’ve listened though…

Xaden, turning to Violet: —SINCE WHEN IS THAT A RULE?! — Violence hasn’t agreed with me ONCE in our entire marriage!

Violet, rubbing his shoulder: Yes dear, and you love me for that!

Ridoc: Hey! Aotrom says he’s ready if any of you wanna hear the intro!

Everyone *unanimously*, leaving: YES, let’s go!

[ratislatis]

I'll find you. Wait for me.

hee hee hoo hoo AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAIN PAIN SUFFERING PAIN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!!!! TO HELL WITH IT (LITERALLY)!!!!!!!!!

[notebooks-and-laptops]

People really be in the OFMD tag saying that Izzy is shifting the blame when he says "we did this to him" because absolutely 0% of eds behaviour was about Stede and all of it was Izzy's fault while Ed... *Checks notes*... Shoots anyone on his crew who mentions Stede by name, refuses to go to land (where he last saw Stede), says "fuck you Stede bonnet" and crashes weddings because he's heartbroken. Right.

[wigglebox]

Watching over you 💙💫 [x]

[dragonracer]

Me, trying to be serious about my next fanfic chapter My Rook, fairly serious *most* of the time (but has her moments) Emmrich, in teacher mode so definitely being Super Serious But also... unspoken sexual tension... and training with staves. Even though it's a F/M pairing, there's just... so many mentions of staff. My brain is currently choking on every 12-year-old giggling joke running through my head while attempting to be serious. My brain: C'mon, c'mooooon at least work in a "touching tips" joke. Me: No, this is actually a serious part. Besides, there is other humor sprinkled throughout in other ways, some of which are also of.. questionable maturity level, not sure. My brain: Not even a "don't cross the streams"? Me: Why are you like this? My brain: *random kazoo music* Me:

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

Hey folks anyone got a story or joke or doodle suggestion or something?

[minty-bunni]

Headcanon:

Lucanis mixes and switches between languages when he has too much coffee/caffeine.

[blue-eli]

Ink October day 29.5: Heir (version 2)

One who receives or is expected to receive a heritage, as of ideas, from a predecessor.

A person who succeeds or is in line to succeed to a hereditary rank, title, or office.

[morninkim]

Gozyuger OCs!

GozyuLong's wish is to be left alone, while KibaRanger's is for other people to like her. Of course, this leads to tension and reluctant teamups and eventually they kiss about it.

also they're butch/femme