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#it continues#phan#dan howell#danisnotonfire#dan and phil#phil lester#amazingphil#phandom#dnp#mine#golf with friends#our balls are on fire#dnpgames#dnpg#dnp gifs#dapg#dapg 2.0#dan and Phil games#gamingmas#gaymingmas
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this video had...a lot.
but dan's "I've probably also done volcano golf"?
like, acknowledging going on trips with phil's family? that's new.
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friend handshakes
#dan and phil#phan#amazingphil#phil lester#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#danandphilgames#dpgdaily#dnp gifs#parallels#my gifs#OUR FIRST SIMS DEATH - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 (17)#OUR BALLS ARE ON FIRE - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends (8)
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who are they?
#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danandphilgames#dan and phil games#dnpgames#gamingmas 2023#my edits#OUR BALLS ARE ON FIRE - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends 8#6:54
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posting cause 1.) i made their ana tilted during this match 2.) i dishonored the rules of sniper duel but i also killed everyone on their team so i think im exonerated this time
#overwatch#overwatch 2#hanzo#potgs#its 2024 we're still getting potg by firing dragons into the wall#FIIINNEE I KILLED 4/5 OF EVERYONE ON THEIR TEAM. WHATEVER. fifth one was already dead#listen the sniper duel was already over and Respectfully our widow lost. who am i Not to avenge her huh#i love it when people get mad that i kill them like fym its only qp yeah mfer im tryna see how many people i can kill in 13 minutes#quick play = quick kills JLKVJEALKVJ#also yeah i do have a chronic problem of just running up on people and punching them to death but as you can see it works sometimes ....#id go to competitive but i love myself so im not doing that. gold bow be damned we ball#ok bye ima play a few more games then sleep i guess
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Guys, how would you make this canon
#rwde#so#apperantly the writers always wanted to include normal animals in rwby but they blew up the budget on Grimm models#which sounds strange since I thought you could just reuse the Grimm assets along with a recolor to make animals but I digress#so because of budget rwby doesn't talk about normal animals a whole lot in their lore#even though they do exist just like in our world#and apparently#rwby animals can do this?#which makes you think they would be used as weapons or something#like if every dog can go “am ball” and be on fire without burning#then every rwby household in the wild should have like 50 dogs to use them on Grimm
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Sam reacts to: OUR BALLS ARE ON FIRE - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends #8
- The heating is still broken?! Either they recorded this a while ago or they are literally just suffering and I feel and I feel bad for them.
- Dan saying bestie is everything I ever needed somehow.
- We're less than 4 minutes in and so many innuendos already, this game lends itself to it so much and now that Phil also makes them we have twice as many.
- PHILS GIGGLE AT THE HOLE IN ONE, literally who allowed him to be this cute.
- I fear this might be my new favourite video like I am losing my mind at every single sentence they are saying. I always loved Golf with Friends, then they started playing it and now they are playing it after coming out, everything I ever needed truly.
- Phil swearing still gets me, even tho I feel like I should get used to it but the Fuck just caught me off guard.
- Why does Dan keep "Brother"-ing Phil, is that his newest word he's obsessed with because it seems like it.
- Glad to know they have been keeping up with Doctor Who, guess @danrifics has nothing to worry about with uploads during the episode.
- Dan: "Are you alright?" Phil: "No!" Dan's genuine concern in his voice knocked the air out of me
- They got me giggling like a silly little school girl kicking my feet honestly.
- Somehow rooting for Phil what is happening, I usually don't take sides or root for Dan but I really found myself rooting for Phil this time around.
- Also I desperately need to know where in Portugal they were, because the city I vacationed in this summer had a mini golf course...... I have been wondering this ever since the first Portugal pic.
- Phil's little punchy thing that he does when he gets excited >>>
- "Get pegged" with the most DEAD STRAIGHT face ever help me
- THE HAND TOUCH I AM LITERALLY GOING TO DIE
- The demon references, I feel too seen because of the way we say we're going to be demon phannies when saying certain things, what does he know?!
Best time, can't wait for tomorrow!
#dan and phil#danandphilgames#amazingphil#daniel howell#gaymingmas#phan#sam reacts#OUR BALLS ARE ON FIRE - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends
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i'm going to be so mentally ill about evil ninja mime and fire lord johnny cage now <3
#mk1 spoilers#mortal kombat 1 spoilers#johnny cage#mk1#mortal kombat 1#mk1 2023#mortal kombat 1 2023#ninja mime#FIRE LORD JOHNNY IS REAL! shame he's evil but ah well. pobody's nerfect <3#i am so fuckingggggggggggggggggg#i rly love the way that the writers merged both endings of mk11 but also. not a fan of multiverses tbh#hopefully they don't screw the pooch on this one and make things a fuckstorm of infinite proportions#also johnny and kenshi are so totally banging. shame they didn't have the balls to show any kisses on-screen that weren't heterosexual :/#like yeah liu kang and kitana are my favorite straight couple in these games but like. c'mon. where's the yaoi or the yuri?#must homosexuals be condoned to a life of tender shoulder touches and carries?#has not our keeper of time a heart that understands how deeply it beats and yearns for love and compassion... regardless from whom?#(i mean. he should. he and geras were probably slangin' dong on one another on the regs before the kangtana reunion tour)#i'm just saying if raiden were the keeper of time there would've been an entire chapter dedicated to yaoi and another to yuri#raiden threw the first brick at stonewall#can't believe i get to bring that fucking tag back.#anyway sorry for the big tag rant. overall i rly like mk1 and look forward to seeing what else happens <3#but also i would've loved to have had more confirmation that johnny is actually Straight Up With another person besides the ex-wife#also side note love his ex-wife and her weird inconsistent accent#oh speaking of inconsistent acting megan fox sweetie i love you but i have the feeling you had no idea where you were for these recordings.#like miss thing sounded so confused that entire time#@ netherrealm if you want i could be a kombat pack nitara voice replacement. i'm no megan fox but i am transgender and also homosexual <3#wait nvm i just realized that'd be crossing the picket line. stand with SAG-AFTRA and the WGA besties#anyway. yeah. mk1 (2023) was p good and i'm excited to see what they're gonna do with this new set of events and the new chara alignments#they really did babygirlify shang tsung and quan chi huh#not sure how to feel about that
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this is gonna be lucho’s season i can feel it ❤️
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mavuika is confusing me and i don't like it
#so. you know how all of the archons except zhongli are at least subtly moon-coded and how this is very obviously deliberate#what with all of zhongli's sun/star imagery#now. mavuika's statues of the seven are holding orbs like the other moon archons#so at the very least she isn't god-king related like zhongli is#However i still have a hard time arguing that she could thematically be placed as a moon partly because she is The Pyro Archon#but also partly because with all the other archons thus far (excluding zhongli) there has been another person (archon figure or not)#whose goals/aspirations/etc they are reflecting in some way. that's why they're moons. they reflect the light of the sun.#mavuika - to our current knowledge - doesn't have anyone like that#one argument that i Can see working for her not being a sun like zhongli is that in teyvat the sun probably isn't actually a ball of fire#like. the stars aren't actually stars - they're rocks that are like fruits grown by the branches of irmunsul#and the travelers - who are canonically stars - are more like conduits for wishes than anything else#they actually work similarly to the gnoses because those are assumedly star fragments since they're the remains of another descender#(who we can assume was also a star because stars dictate fate and you have to have some influence over all of fate to be a descender)#so the gnoses grant power to the archons through granting the wishes of their people like mini shooting stars - that's why they're dangerous#when there isn't someone monitoring which wishes they grant and which ones they don't#Anyway. that was a bit off-topic but i guess you could suggest that the stars are closer to rocks than fire#and that mavuika is therefore not a sun (big star)#you could also argue that's she's reflecting ronova's light? ig ? idk#we'll have to wait and see tbh#sorry for such a massive tag dump lmfao
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#there are days when i get caught in the split and can feel my brain cracking like walnut hulls#i feel like every passing day is inching me towards another psychotic episode and I have absolutely no way out#i found some places to apply for a second job and maybe if i can get my health insurance covered and add another 20k to our budget#i won't keep working on the estate planning and suicide by car wreck that finally lets me rest#there's just nothing left in me and ever time I think maybe i've found a place to take a beat and rest#something slams into my sternum like a wrecking ball and cracks my ribcage open to bleed on the floor#i don't know how to fix this and I can't keep doing it. i can't keep having these episodes. i'm halfway to an electrical fire in my nerve#i can't remember the last time i actually felt loved anymore. i can feel my skin glassing over into a mirror.#soon no one will ever see Me As I Am again and there will be no one to speak my true name to adonai when i'm gone#it hardly matters. i've never brought anything to a life that couldn't have been brought a dozen times over without me#maybe when i'm gone the Space Where I Was can become something lovely
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it continues
Dan vs Phil is back!
#weird ass handshakes I stg#daniel howell#dan and phil games#phan#phandom#dnp#dnpg#dapg#dnpgames#dnp gifs#dan Howell#amazingphil#phil Lester#gamingmas#gaymingmas#our balls are on fire#dapg 2.0#dapgames#golf with friends
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rage and fear
#🦅.vents#had to write our victim impact statement for the fucking fire shit#which means remembering all of it#and it feels bad in my brain but fuck it we ball#hopefully they don't need it immediately because I don't have the resources to print it off and sign it properly
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filth
#the best part about them uploading on weekends is that i can rlly just create as many gifs as i want#dan and phil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#phil lester#danandphilgames#dpgdaily#dnp gifs#my gifs#gamingmas#gamingmas2023#OUR BALLS ARE ON FIRE - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends (8)
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interesting
#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danandphilgames#dan and phil games#gamingmas 2023#my edits#dnpgames#OUR BALLS ARE ON FIRE - Dan and Phil Play: Golf With Friends 8#22:35
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A fun fact about me:
When I was little, I loved In A Dark Dark Room but I was so absolutely scared of this image
that I had to cover the page with my hand in order to finish the reading the story.
An additional fact about me:
I was also so scared of the warning sticker on the hot water heater in the basement that I refused to even go near the side of the room it was in.
#our play room/toy room was the basement area so the water heater thing was a bit unfortunate#it was off in one corner by the washing machine#so it wasn't a big deal usually#but i remember just about crying when i needed to go retrive a ball or something from that corner#i couldn't read yet so i think i just thought the 'guy on fire' image#meant the heater could catch me on fire if i came close#there's no point to this story i just think it's funny
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