#otp: a different kind of rush

[visenyatargaryn]

ship meme + evangeline!

General:

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How long will they last? For as long as she will have him is what Hancock would say. He knows that he isn’t no saint, but Evie also knows what it’s like to survive when you’re all alone. She also know’s that it shouldn’t be something that defines you as a person either. That being said, their love is strong... stronger than they realize quite honestly.

How quickly did/will they fall in love?  I wouldn’t say they fell in love at the start, but there definitely was a sort of connection between the two. However, for Hancock it was definitely ‘lust at first sight’ which isn’t no surprise since Evie is quite literally drop dead gorgeous. Evie on the other hand, was cautious of her feelings after being hurt far too many times... she wanted to make sure her feelings were real and not in her head. 

How was their first kiss? Their ‘first’ kiss was in a drunken stupor... so it was quite sloppy, and both were hungry for more to say the least. However, their first REAL kiss, was to Evie... perfect in every way. It was slow, passionate, and it made her feel something that she had not felt in a very long time... loved.

Wedding:

Who proposed? -

Who is the best man/men? -

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -

Who did the most planning? -

Who stressed the most? -

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -

Sex:

Who is on top? Hancock! She loves being at his mercy in all things pleasure... 

Who is the one to instigate things? Definitely both! Although more often than not it’s Evie... because she has her secrets in these things lmao

How healthy is their sex life? Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? It depends honestly! They can go from 15 minutes for a quickie to an hour or two bc they’re absolute animals lmao

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? For the most part, sure. I mean, neither of them leaves the other unsatisfied by the end...

How rough are they in bed? Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? Evie had Shaun from her past marriage, but... well, she’d rather not talk about that disaster.

How many children will they adopt? I don’t know if it’s considered ‘adopted’ but Evie does accept synth!Shaun when offered to her... more or less as a way to make up for all those years lost.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? During prewar era... it was Evie since her husband had been deployed for the majority of the year before Shaun was born. 

Who is the stricter parent? Definitely Evie... you could say she’s a little overprotective now, but not too much to suffocate the child. Hancock lets synth!Shaun get away with a lot... so....

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Evie... since Hancock is the one who instigates it half the time lmao

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? I don’t think synths eat... so neither?

Who is the more loved parent? Evie! Both prewar and present... she’s always cared far too much for her own good.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Evie I guess?? Since she’s the more responsible one.

Who cried the most at graduation? Well since Shaun is now a synth... I doubt there would be a graduation?? Unless they somehow upgrade him to make it look like he aged? I don’t know?

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Both. However, Evie would do it by the rules while Hancock would do his own thing... which sometimes made it worse.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? Both, actually. They take turns, but it mostly falls on Evie since she has the most experience in that skillset.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? Defintely Evie! She’s still trying to get used to all of the radiated food...

Who does the grocery shopping? Both. Since there isn’t any grocery stores open anymore... they typically scavenge for it or if they run into a caravan then they’ll buy some from them.

How often do they bake desserts? Never. Since the ingredients to bake such things are no longer available... however sometimes they’ll have lady snack cakes... so there’s that I guess?? lol

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Hancock is more on the meat lover side. Evie on the other hand, prefers both. She prefers to have a balanced diet... and yes that also includes the alcohol.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Hancock! He loves surprising Evie with things to show his love!

Who is more likely to suggest going out? Neither really suggest it, they just find themselves there??

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? Hancock... since I doubt he knows how to work a stove lmao

Chores:

Who cleans the room? Both. However, it mostly involves just taking the trash out since there’s no way to keep things pristine anymore...

Who is really against chores? I’d have to say Hancock, but that doesn’t mean he won’t help out a little. Besides, when they’re in Goodneighbor he has more important duties to attend to since he’s the Mayor and all.

Who cleans up after the pets? Evie. Although it’s not that often since Dogmeat stays outdoors.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Hancock. Once Evie caught him doing so and just rolled her eyes at him lmao

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Perhaps Evie? Since she still has the prewar mindset of pleasing guests when come to visit...

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Hancock, but mostly because he was searching for something in the process...

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? Evie! She loves taking her time and just... enjoying the heat of the water after a long day.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? Neither since Dogmeat doesn’t need walked??

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? During prewar, Evie loved decorating the house during the holidays. Now? She does miss it, but it’s difficult to even find such things that survived... however that doesn’t mean she tries by making her own!

What are their goals for the relationship? To spend the rest of their days with each other filled with love and happiness... it’s all that they can do in the current state of the world they live in now.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Evie. Either it’s due to her nightmares or because she drank too much the night prior... or sometimes both Hancock on the other hand is quite the early bird believe it or not...

Who plays the most pranks? Hancock! Although that doesn’t stop Evie from getting retribution for them... lmao