#otp rant

[astraeajackson]

I still can't get over how percy, even having lost 99% of his memory, STILL rejected reyna, who is arguably the most BEAUTIFUL and POWERFUL woman in camp jupiter, all because he had the VAGUEST inkling that he was in LOVE with a girl named annabeth... and at that point the only thing he could remember about her was her NAME.

he is down BAD for her and she is for him too so you literally CANNOT be telling me they AREN'T meant to be together... like bro they raised the whole ass RELATIONSHIP STANDARD simply by EXISTING tf you mean they aren't MADLY in love with each other???

[lizardkingeliot]

Oh, love. I'm merely waiting until you're happy. So hurry up, mon cher.

[bertoyana]

no no YOU DON'T GET IT. charles just got shot and he's crying because he knows he has to break erik's heart. he just GOT SHOT he's bleeding out and he's crying because he knows it has to end. you don't get it!!! he promised erik, all those months ago, that he wasn't alone, he promised him that THIS TIME it was going to be different, and everything that just went down in the beach proved him wrong!! it just proved that erik was right about the humans. and charles swore up and down that it could be differet, that it WOULD be different. and he's bleeding out and yet he's crying because HE KNOWS he was the one that gave erik hope about them and he knows now that he has to be the one to take it away!! erik is on his knees (literally) asking him to be by his side. he's gripping onto his hope and onto charles (which is the same thing to him really) leaving claw marks on him, he's asking him to be by his side holding onto the last thread of hope and charles KNOWS he has to be the one to take it way from him. I'M SICK. james mcavoy YOU ARE SICK be careful out there old man i'm IN YOUR WALLS

we literally start watching this movie knowing how it's gonna end. we know they will go their separate way and that they have their days counted but THEY DON'T KNOW THAT. they were doomed from the start it was never going to work but they didn't know that!! they were so alone their entire lives and they are so desperate to make it work and it WON'T WORK. I'M GOING TO BE SICKKK. ACTION MOVIE MY ASS THIS IS AN HORROR MOVIE GIRL THE LEADS ARE BREAKING EACH OTHER'S HEARTS AND TRAUMATIZING EACH OTHER IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

[emilyskinners]

idk why this gives off dair energy, it just does

(dair screencap from @senamarais)

[gwenimaru]

Loving Shadow and Amy will always be my favourite daily activity. 💞

[starlighttfoxx]

I’ve shipped so many characters in my day.. but Bilbo and Thorin have me in a soul tie chokehold… they are my favorite all time ship ever shipped in this wild crazy world of shipping. The actual crazy part of it is I can’t tell you necessarily why. I just watched the movies like everyone else and couldn’t deny how down bad they were for each other. In my reality they had a happy ending and that’s just that. If I HAD to pinpoint why I ship them and love them so much it’s because how perfectly intertwined they became to be for one another. How gentle Thorin found himself to be around Bilbo.. and how Bilbo came to be so protective of Thorin. They needed the other and I think that’s honestly a precious thing ❤️❤️❤️

[heather-chandlers-weirder-cousin]

okay i wanna test something

elaborate in the tags, if you will

[dulacdat]

I think you all love to downplay how much of a cunt lestat is, in general.

he is mean, cutting, vicious and snarky when he gets his defenses up. I do not enjoy the fanon flanderized version that is so clueless, dumb and wide eyed at everything.

you all really took the "lestat might not believe louis ever loved him" and turned it into "lestat doesn't comprehend any emotion exhibited by louis" which easily became "louis is an asshole who doesn't let lestat in in anyway and gatekeeps every single feeling" that's untrue and just makes both louis and lestat so flat.

lestat is a crier. doesn't mean he keeps crying at louis' feet in every interaction while louis is irritated and cold. why would you root for this dynamic lol.

let lestat be the bitch that he is omg

[anghraine]

I saw a post that was like "P&P is about a man listening to the love interest and unlearning his toxicity" and it's similar enough to many others I've seen that I'm just ... aghhhh.

ffs Elizabeth is not the love interest; she is the protagonist of the damn book and P&P is primarily about her character and development and experiences. If you care more about Darcy's, okay; that doesn't mean it's what the book is about.

Yes, Darcy listens to Elizabeth's criticisms despite the circumstances and that's good. But that framing makes it sound extremely one-sided, yet Elizabeth's arc (which, again, is the main focus of the novel) is contingent on seriously considering what Darcy says and drastically overhauling her conceptions of pretty much everyone involved. The listening goes both ways!

Not going to lie, "toxic" and its variants are losing all meaning for me at this point.

[sonnycrsi]

For all the sayings that tarlos is a poor substitute for a certain ship or got together too soon or don’t have any development or years of slow burn and realization. You know what? it is actually one of the reason I love that tarlos started the way that they were. I love that it tells a story of how two people meet and get attracted to each other, and start seeing how that grew into either a relationship or not. Because yes ! (Suprise) that is how most romantic relationships started in real life! I love how banal it is! And them not having 6 years of build-up or how they both were still dealing with their own issues and insecurities and working thru it while also working on being with each other does not make it any less valid of queer story. I hope someday we won't dismiss queer relationships and stories because of how fast they got together or how much of a family member they consist of (ehm tarlos not having kid @ fox)

I love seeing them not only have feelings for each other but the way the show portray their love as an act, that them being with each other is a conscious choice and effort they both make. I hope someday we won’t be dismissing any queer story whether they got together after six years of pinning or got together immediately. They are soulmate.

*and having queer characters portrayed by queer actors will always be a big freaking bonus.

[in-the-heart-of-the-vampire]

It will never not irk me durning my play throughs, when Astarion is like “the orthon is nothing!”

*** que my eye twitching ***

My guy. My dude. My brother in the Absolute. Excuse me? Da F***?

The orthon is part of the Gauntlet! The makers wouldn’t have had him in the Gauntlet if it was going to be easy!!!!

I have been bloodless since you came out of the closet. Keeping your perky undead ASS happy. I’m f***ing with the devil Raphael to unlock your quest. You really wanna give me lip right now. Do you have any idea what my approval rating is with the other companions ? I am “passing the salt at dinner “ away from a goddamn marriage proposal from Gale, and I haven’t even flirted or slept with him!!!!

I will always pick “repeat after me: thank you for helping me, it was very kind” cause I love Astarion , but he fully tests my patience at time.

[astraeajackson]

wait wait WAIT. I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED BOTH TRILOGIES YET BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S GONNA BE AN EVAJACKS HOLIDAY BOOK AND A NEW JURDAN-CENTRIC BOOK COMING OUT AND HOLLY AND STEPHANIE HAVEN'T FINISHED WITH THEM YET???

AHSDHHDHDHDJSJSJS

[lizardkingeliot]

putting lestat in a leather jacket in my fic as a form of selfcare....

everyone pray for ldpdl tho he's being forced to perceive his ex being the hottest he's ever been and it's only going to get harder (pun absolutely intended) from this point forward...

[milkwithcoffeeinacup]

Tohle je Pepa Boháček appreciation post. Myslím, že nikdo pořádně neocenil, jak moc se o všechny kluky stará, on je doslova jejich máma. Dobře, Jenda za ně mluví s dospělými, ale to je všechno. Jinak akorát simpí pro Leontýnku a ostatní mu jsou celkem jedno. Zkrátka a dobře, Boháček je geniální vynálezce a matka samoživitelka v jednom

[emilyskinners]

dick and kory in titans 4x08 "dick & carol & ted & kory" / stiles and malia on teen wolf 4x07 "weaponized"

[angerxdisgust]

This is how I feel about the ships I like. I feel I just want to give up since they ain’t popular. Why don’t people like AnxeityXEmbarrassment and DisgustXAnger? It hurts I feel I am the only one. Maybe I should force myself to ship AngerXJoy, FearXAnxiety and SadnessXEmbarassment but I hate these ships but I can pretend I worship it so I fit in. I hate being different. When I grew up in the 00’s being different were something negative I just want to be a part of a bandwagon