#otp coded

[silverhandj]

still reeling from that twitter reply from mike pondsmith when I asked if both johnny and alt would get closure and all he responded with was: one's dead, the other is million old, powerful NET demon. Sometimes you don't get closure.

[lizardkingeliot]

I didn't get your name, fella.

[scealaiscoite]

reasons for there to be only one bed ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱

¹⁾ they’re undercover as a married couple, and as such need to act like one

²⁾ there’s technically two beds available, but it’s freezing cold and everybody knows body heat works best

³⁾ it’s a camping trip, and one character’s forgotten their sleeping bag

⁴⁾ a character goes to their friend’s house after an emotional upheaval in search of comfort, and ends up staying the night - but refuses to kick the homeowner out of their own bed, resulting in the two of them sharing it

⁵⁾ in a roommate scenario, one character’s bedroom has been rendered unusable - and with the couch being unsustainable in the long run, they proffer sharing the one remaining bed as a solution

⁶⁾ there are two beds, but only one blanket

⁷⁾ a character’s taken ill, and the other party worries too much to leave them alone for even a minute

⁸⁾ in a fit of anger after a mission gone wrong, both characters sleep in the only available bed because no one was chivalrous to offer to take the floor

⁹⁾ a character’s had a nightmare, and needs company to feel safe enough to go back to sleep

¹⁰⁾ the weather takes a tumultuous turn, meaning a late night hangout has to turn into a sleepover when a character gets stranded there for the night

¹¹⁾ it’s a late night at work and when they both grow too tired to continue on, the only option is the lone office couch

¹²⁾ a threat’s been made against one/all character(s) involved, and so under the guise of safety in numbers it’s deemed safest if they stay together - everywhere

¹³⁾ one character joins the other for a late-night conversation, and ends up getting comfortable in their bed next to them - evidently too comfortable, as the char in bed falls asleep on the visitor and effectively traps them there

¹⁴⁾ there’s no bed in the shoddy refuge they’ve found after things went sideways, so when it comes time to sleep the only real choice is to stay close together

and, of course,

¹⁵⁾ it’s the last room available at the hotel after a long trip

[liesmultixxx]

losing my mind at “Percy is everything to me”

also you’re literally talking to the wise girl alright 🙄 what she says goes

[panevanbuckley]

best ship dynamic is everyone thinking person a is a badass and person b is a softie but it turns out to be the other way around

[blueparadis]

men who sorta have a thing for you but refuse to put their dick in you. everything is okay with them. dry humping?yes. clothed sex? yes. blow job? sure. why not? they're in denial but will do anything to keep you out of their thoughts until they can't anymore. they'll stall you — take you to expensive dates, give you gifts, make you something that could get you busy ( not babies tho ) but will be around you at all times like a bodyguard. and when you get needy but he just distracts you with orgasms after orgasms till you beg him to stop. and then he's offended. asking you if isn't this what you wanted. Like sir ? he won't leave you high and dry yet won't give you what you crave. never really lets you feel him inside you. now why does he do that? Well beats me.

[me-writes-prompts]

:-"We make a great pair, really" Goofy lovers prompts-:

(Alright, alright, no one's done this before(till I know) so im about to make history y'all!!! lets do this ;)

By @me-writes-prompts

"Why aren't we making out yet? We're 5 minutes into an argument, 5 minutes! Goodness."

Playing pranks on each other that they know will get the other one absolutely boiling and they can't be more thrilled for it

When they both have the habit of talking during movies and literally having an hour long discussions about a character they both hated

"You look so hot today, babe." "Hotter than yesterday?" "Hotter than yesterday."

Always finding ways to have fun i.e wearing costumes and playing around, hosting parties.

"If we were to fight, like in a fight fight, who do you think would win?" "Obviously, me. You would admit defeat the moment I punch you." "Hey, I'm not that easy!" "Oh, yes you are."

The late-night karaoke and dances

"You know what they say, love. Warriors don't go to war without their armor. Let's get ready." *their partner nods seriously and puts their work clothes on* "Gotta be prepared." LMAOOO

Taking random (not-so-good-looking) pictures of each other and their partner pretends to be mad before bursting into laughter.

Amusement dates are better than boring restaurant dates, right? They think so.

PARTNERS IN CRIME, I TELL YOU, PARTNERS IN CRIME

Not them ganging up against their family during board games and being all smug about it with each other

"Oh, I really want this. It's so cute!" "Now I know, you were only after my money. I've already bought you 50 of these damn ducks." *gasps and mockingly puts their hand on their mouth* "You found out my secret."

[dcvidsrossi]

Reid: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Morgan: What was that?

Reid: Remorse code.

Morgan: I'm even angrier now.

[galedekarios]

Now that we've got something to look forward to, I think it's time we went and saved the world. Don't you?

[whollyjoly]

i just have a feeling / you're better off than you think you are

(song insp.)

[i-eat-homeless-people]

draw your ship but the shorter one is using the tall water fountain and the tall one is breaking their back drinking from the smaller fountain

[feltycartoons]

This parallel is making me rip my entire room apart with my teeth

[lalosalamcnca]

buffy/angel coded songs: 2/?

it's new, the shape of your body

[via01lactea]

As long as I live there will always be someone to spread the CVX Claire x RE4r Leon agenda

[ashxketchum]

MISSING BEACH FILLER EPISODE UNCOVERED (｡•̀ᴗ-)

[geksuroll]

I miss their dynamics... yes, and in principle I miss them (she shut his ears)