#oreo problem

[owneviltwin]

I hereby present you a modern version of Ship of Theseus - The Oreo Cookie paradox:

Originaly, the Oreo was a dark brown cookie with milk filling. Then they started to add different flavours to the creme - mint and strawbery and pumpkin spice. Then they introduced white cookie with different fillings and also white cookies with brown creme. The problem: when the Oreo cookie stops being Oreo and starts to be a whole different thing? What makes Oreo an oreo. Is there some universal oreoness common to every oreo cookie?

[westanovencleaner]

rip to the oreo

you never made it to the show

[storyknitter]

Good news: I only have seven more rows (plus binding off) of this shawl for my daughter, woo!

Bad news: at this point, each row is 325+ stitches and still growing every other row. Ugh.

Good news for Miss: I love her and she's knit-worthy 😂

[demonic0angel]

That meme of 3 people, the outer two with shirts that point inward saying "our third", but Danny/Cass/Steph

I will politely refuse this ask.

[oreoambitions]

they think I joined the hockey league to play hockey but really I just need someone to foist all these baked goods off on

[kitchenaidmixer02]

they're temping the fates (ouija board)

@sillystringstar @bobcross1010 @queenoforeos

[homeofhousechickens]

Silked girls together to see if they stop being mean to each other 🤔

[thelazybooknook]

NOOOOO I JUST OPENED MY HOLIDAY OREOS AND FOUND A FUCKING COCKROACH IN THEM NOW I HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT NOOOOOOOOOO

[hailkingcheeto]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Me when I haven't seen my partner in a while: Sure, sex is good, but have you ever dipped a double stuff oreo in nutella?

Me when we're together: Sex sure is good.

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

I have never once in my life had an Oreo that wasn’t cracked down the middle. It really undercuts the joy of having an Oreo when it splits apart in my hand and gets crumbs everywhere. Just thinking about that.

[succulent-mud]

"Baking Day!"

I really think Haise would make them cake pretty often. They come home and ":0", a cake on the table.

I hope I got the thing right.

[gourde]

There seems to be animals in my home…. Strange

And they fight

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

sometimes trying to get my thoughts out coherently is like attacking a malfunctioning vending machine

because i've already put in the quarters and dialed in the code but it started vending me the trail mix, which i did not ask for, so now I'm shaking it and trying to free the oreos that also began to vend and then got stuck

[oreoambitions]

One of the things I love about climbing is that it quickly identifies your limits as an athlete. Are you imbalanced somewhere? Inflexible? Neglecting a muscle group? Too in your head? You are sure about to know it.

This is also one of the things I hate about climbing but so it goes

[heir-of-the-founders]

Yes, diets that aren't for Actual Medical Things™️, arent good for you, but like thats a whole Conversation. But trying to eat healthier in general is fine and if you decide to follow a diet, fuckin whatever. But like. I feel. That. Maybe. If your diet says you cant eat fucking VEGETABLES, maybe you have a problem