#oreo problem

[owneviltwin]

I hereby present you a modern version of Ship of Theseus - The Oreo Cookie paradox:

Originaly, the Oreo was a dark brown cookie with milk filling. Then they started to add different flavours to the creme - mint and strawbery and pumpkin spice. Then they introduced white cookie with different fillings and also white cookies with brown creme. The problem: when the Oreo cookie stops being Oreo and starts to be a whole different thing? What makes Oreo an oreo. Is there some universal oreoness common to every oreo cookie?

[westanovencleaner]

rip to the oreo

you never made it to the show

[kitchenaidmixer02]

they're temping the fates (ouija board)

@sillystringstar @bobcross1010 @queenoforeos

[homeofhousechickens]

Silked girls together to see if they stop being mean to each other 🤔

[hailkingcheeto]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Me when I haven't seen my partner in a while: Sure, sex is good, but have you ever dipped a double stuff oreo in nutella?

Me when we're together: Sex sure is good.

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

I have never once in my life had an Oreo that wasn’t cracked down the middle. It really undercuts the joy of having an Oreo when it splits apart in my hand and gets crumbs everywhere. Just thinking about that.

[succulent-mud]

"Baking Day!"

I really think Haise would make them cake pretty often. They come home and ":0", a cake on the table.

I hope I got the thing right.

[gourde]

There seems to be animals in my home…. Strange

And they fight

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

sometimes trying to get my thoughts out coherently is like attacking a malfunctioning vending machine

because i've already put in the quarters and dialed in the code but it started vending me the trail mix, which i did not ask for, so now I'm shaking it and trying to free the oreos that also began to vend and then got stuck

[oreoambitions]

What goes in the space between waking up and breakfast 

I feel like it's jarring to just enter consciousness and immediately attend to a task but if you do *nothing* you fall back asleep and then you're late for things 

What is the transition there wtf are we meant to be doing

[heir-of-the-founders]

Yes, diets that aren't for Actual Medical Things™️, arent good for you, but like thats a whole Conversation. But trying to eat healthier in general is fine and if you decide to follow a diet, fuckin whatever. But like. I feel. That. Maybe. If your diet says you cant eat fucking VEGETABLES, maybe you have a problem

[sp00kysk3lly]

“There's only one cookie with something in the middle that solves life's problems, and that's an Oreo. Or a Nutter Butter, if you're in a pinch.”

- Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory ‘The Anything Can Happen Recurrence)

[oreo-ren]

This is one of the things I hate the most. Me and my little brother are both autistic, I’m an adult and he’s a sophomore now.

I have extremely high empathy and he has extremely low empathy. He wishes he could care more or show that he cared more about those around him and it hurts him to not be able to. I wish I could care little less because it’s extremely overwhelming caring so much about others.

Low empathy is an autistic trait and it hurts when others pretend it isn’t or hurt autistics because of it.

Ignoring autistic traits because of stigma doesn’t help anyone, it hurts everyone.

It doesn’t hurt anyone to accommodate for autistic people, it actually helps everyone.

Autistic spaces are getting so much more hostile towards people with low empathy, and it sucks

There was a subreddit I really liked, people were chill, and then there was a sudden influx of people making posts like ‘Autistic people have empathy! Saying we don’t makes us seem like monsters! Thats not a symptom!’ And people making posts explaining that no, actually, some of us do have low empathy got attacked and told they were wrong or ableist? And it sucks, because its just so hard to find a place to exist where you can be seen as not evil? I don’t know, it just hurts a lot to be told that

[peachydinosaur]

me when I'm eating snacks out of a large packidge: there's only a little bit left but i don't have to finish the bag. i don't feel like eating any more snack right now, I'll just set it aside for a little snack in the future

me in the future, opening packidge with only a little bit left: the fuck is this, a snack for ants?

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Haha, I will be stealing that phrase now

I love Aroace ppl they’re all so chill and nice

Live laugh Oreos aroace ppl