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the-lisechen · 2 months ago

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#i do love it here #i do! truly! it's the greatest city in the world!#but i am so tired of rolling with disadvantage with every social interaction #i'm tired of looking like an asshole all the time #(not that i don't already in the usual course of events i suppose)#i've just leaned *hard* into the 'dumb american'#and y'all i am laying on the southern accent REAL thick #tbh? it does wonders.#part of that is that 'yessir' and 'no ma'am' are very firmly baked in #and i guess that these folks don't have enough of an ear for it to differentiate 'genteel deep southerner' from 'scruffy white trash'#but for the most part it's worked out to my advantage #this is a fuckin absurd place tho. 'squirty cream.' y'all are not a serious country.#i miss my cat. i'm tired of their accents. i'm tired of their fuckin attitude fr tbh.#but then i'll turn a corner and smell some kind of street food #or watch a whole bus full of people offer their seat to an achingly new mother #or everyone on a sidewalk go to catch an old woman when she stumbles #or see some toddlers playing on a 15th century grave #or i'll be out walking at night and a fox will stop while it's crossing the street to look at me with wariness but no fear as if to say #'i see you. i see you very well.'#or. or-- and this is the big one #the weird high wailing and deep rumbling of the victoria line which is something i can't describe; i don't have the art #but it's like they actually unearthed what this city has sounded like for thousands of years #joyous and fierce and pitiless #and like. where the fuck else would i ever possibly want to live? if i want to live at all i want to live here.#like the man said: '...then you're tired of life.'#domine dirige nos #about.

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sabrebash · 5 months ago

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the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

#comics #big i made u a cookie but i eated it energy on this one #art #comic #artists on tumblr #teeth

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koobiie · 4 months ago

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i feel strongly about this

#every time i turn on the captions on a big famous youtubers vid and it just uses autogenerated im like grrrrr #but every time i turn on captions on a one person project 4 hr video essay and theyre manually written an angel gets its wings #im not deaf or HoH either. i just fucking lvoe captions #text #1k #2k #uh oh people rightfully so said it was ironic i didnt put alt text on this. there is alt text now!#5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k

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mysillycomics · 2 months ago

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#comic #hatsune miku #miku #fortnite #hatsune miku fortnite #i used to play a lot of fortnite and then one day i stopped #idk if even she can get me to play again tbh i just do not care anymore #im in my big fromsoft phase anyway. i drew this while watching my partner play sekiro #and we play elden ring with a co op mod #its fun. play video games with your loved ones

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butterflyscribbles · 2 months ago

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Echidna warriors are inclined to let the youngsters in their tribe win small battles to encourage confidence. They are also inclined to humble those who boast too much confidence lol.

Inspired request by @/niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian

#art requests #sonic movie #knuckles wachowski #sonic wachowski #tails wachowski #miles tails prower #knuckles the echidna #sth #scu #this one had too good of a visual not to execute lol #tysm for that #big brother knuckles is everything to me

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sashayed · 1 month ago

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i've said this before but it's so crazy that some of you just grew up with tornadoes. if i saw one twister snake down from the clouds in front of my physical eyes i would become a mad priest for the rest of my life. and people from kansas are just like "lmao yeah that's why we had basement prom that one year" or whatevr

#and it's not just the one big twister it's the uncoiling serpents of electric cloud at all angles! green sky!! eldritch shit!!#flat states host knowledge not meant for all of us. tbh.#text

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3liza · 3 months ago

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incredible to me that in the age of spending minimum $100 for groceries for one person every three weeks where i live, people are still online like "dairy is bad for you because it has a lot of calories". at this point im calculating calories per dollar at the grocery store and youre still stuck in "fat bad" mindset from 1980. you are an absurd person to me. laughable

#blog #food #we are facing mass malnutrition in the usa which is going undiagnosed because it is happening to fat people #population surveys show that almost every american is deficient in multiple basic nutrients #like magnesium (the big one)#vitamins d and c #and tons of micronutrients #fruits and vegetables have lost a huge percentage of their nutritional value from soil depletion #and youre telling me not to enjoy butter and ice cream #ok

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eurekq · 10 months ago

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Love and light to marcille but she has the worst fucking opinions on God's good earth

#what do you mean. this is the hottest they've ever been #the other falin short hair. with the big old titties. i didnt include this one because marcille isnt commenting but holy shit.

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pangur-and-grim · 4 months ago

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I think Pangur likes the new bed

#pangur #I needed one big enough for all three of them!#the previous bed has been put against another heating vent. now every vent has a bed

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prlssprfctn · 2 months ago

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Give me Bruce and Jason, who are not on the war path anymore, but they are still awkward and absolutely clueless on how to make things up, so they pretend that they need something from each other in order to spend some time together. Even if these things are absolutely simple, and both of them could handle it themselves, if they wanted to.

Bruce, calling Jason in the random Friday night: So, Alfred left for a week. And I promised kids to do a homemade cake for them. And you know how useless I am in the kitchen. So.

Jason, who knows that Bruce is, in fact, not useless in the kitchen, but low-key misses cooking with him, because the last time they did it, it was Alfred's birthday before his death, and they did the cake together: Theoretically, I agree.

Bruce, sighing in relief: Theoretically, I will need you in Manor tomorrow in the morning. And I theoretically will pay for that.

Jason: Theoretically, see you tomorrow.

Bruce: Theoretically, thank you.

Jason, dealing Bruce in the middle of the night: Old man. Bail me out of the prison. I am in CGDP's building.

Bruce, knowing well that Jason wouldn't be caught in the first place, if he didn't want all of this to happen, and even if he did, he would easily escape without him, getting involved, but also knowing that today is anniversary of the day Bruce adopted Jason, and it is his way to spend time together: ...Okay. May I ask what did you do?

Jason: ...Stole Gordon's tires.

Bruce, stifling his laughter: I see. I will be here in a few minutes.

#Tim: don't you just love when your dad&bro can't communicate so you help your father to break the Batmobile so he could call Jason for help #Dick: yeah also a big fan of that one thing when you literally witness your lil bro feigning an injury to come home for a checkup #Damian: ...we were suppoused to pretend that he is truly injured? i just stabbed him the last time so he could come home #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam

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skunkes · 23 days ago

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